I heard that you are the number one assassin in Tiandu

... This kind of tone is indescribable. Anyway, everyone can understand it when they hear it. It means what they want.The landlord quickly pretended to be stupid: ah?What?What did you say?

Her husband specially added a sentence to himself: Naughty, I hugged you, let's see where you go?

Having said that, he used a paid couple item in the game, and the poster could not move immediately under the absolute coercion of RMB!

Her husband said again: I will go to your city to see you, okay?I won't mess around, I just want to hug you, just hug you.

Remind all girls, don't believe this kind of nonsense!

The landlord resolutely and tactfully refused - how do I know why the hostess girl didn't go abroad?What if it wasn't because her husband stayed behind?Of course, I can't promise to meet up for someone else indiscriminately!

Her husband was very disappointed: XX, how long will you test me?Don't you trust me?Or am I not good enough for you?I will buy you everything you like, and the top-up event has never been missed. I will also make the equipment the best for you, and even take you to the arena to win the first place.

It was only when he said this that the host remembered... It turned out that the one in the team who was running around was her husband!I said why does this ID look so familiar!In the first two seconds, he was already a dead man in my eyes!If it wasn't for this girl who found me in advance, they didn't know what kind of dogs they were going to be beaten at that time!

Her husband said again: I just want to be nice to you and take care of everything about you, whether it's games or life, give me a chance, can't you?

... The host has experience in fighting, but he has absolutely no experience in this kind of thing!And when he said these words, his tone was very serious, coupled with his voice, the host really blushed just because he said these words, you know!

The landlord didn't know how to answer, so he said "something" and went offline in seconds.

Netizens reply:

Has the landlord never talked about love?You are so hurtful!

Netizens reply:

Sir, are you male or female?When I read this kind of words, a girl's heart will explode, okay!

Landlord:

The host has never been in a relationship—where do you want an otaku to date?

That's right, I'm a man—but her husband didn't say that to me at all, okay?My girly heart can't explode at all!

Today, the host secretly changed the time to go online, thinking that he would mess around with the missions and then leave a message saying something happened, so he called ahead of time, and then handed in the missions and went offline quietly - the booster fee was originally higher than the normal price The price is still high, I can't always think about doing tasks behind her husband!

As a result, as soon as I went online, I couldn't take it anymore... just after the map, the game world screen just opened a corner in front of my eyes, and there was a "ding" in my earphones, and he sent another team application!And as soon as I joined the team, my teammates were already in place, and everyone was at the entrance of the instance!

Have the four of you been sitting here playing mahjong and waiting for me? !

After completing the task this time, the teammates retreated as usual as if they had never existed, and only the two of us were left staring at each other in the team.

Her husband said: We haven't kissed for a long time.

As a power leveling agent, the host is naturally well versed in the basic business of being cute and rolling, so he quickly sent a kiss and a heart-warming emoji.

Her husband said: You are not good, give me a kiss, I want to listen.

The host can still blow a "wow" kiss to a close friend, but to someone else's husband... the host can only say "something" and go offline and escape.

Running away like this is not an option, the host is under so much pressure now that he feels like he can't kiss, but he doesn't want to lose a lot of power leveling fees like this, what should he do?

Netizens reply:

Who can you talk to, just put that person's photo next to your computer...

On N+1 day, the host replied:

It was too late, the host was in a bit of a mess, and before he had time to think about who he was going to talk to, her husband came up with a new trick.

Didn't it say that the girl brushes these dungeons just for the daily exterior fragments?There is a chance that this fragment will come out when you turn in the task, and there is also a chance that it will drop into the team member's backpack randomly when killing the boss in the dungeon.Fragments that fall into the bag will not become bound immediately, and there is a few minutes of free allocation time-that is to say, the person who obtains the fragments can have a chance to decide who to give the fragments to, and it will become bound after manual allocation. into a bound state.

There was also a random fragment a few days ago, and her husband immediately paid for it and asked that person to distribute it to the girl. The host doesn't need to worry about it, but here comes the problem. Today, this fragment fell into her husband's bag!

The landlord thought this is not very good!The fat water didn't flow to outsiders' fields, and it saved her husband money, right?

As a result, her husband said softly: "Call me husband, and I will share it with you."

The host seems to be able to feel the eyes of the other three people in the team all focus on the host in an instant!

Her husband said again: There is still 1 minute left, hurry up and call.

The landlord immediately typed to him quietly: There are so many people, how do you call it?You give it to me first, and we'll talk about it later after finishing the dungeon.

Her husband was upset, so he typed back to me: I've said everything, what do you tell others to think?What's wrong with calling your husband?Didn't you often call me that on the family channel?

Landlord: ...

For the fragments, the landlord took a few deep breaths and brewed several times, and finally said vaguely: "It's... boiled...

Before I could fully call out the name, the system reminded her husband to re-allocate the fragments to the landlord, and the next second it indicated that the allocation time was up.

Her husband continued to walk down without saying anything, and the whole team was silent for the rest of the time, and all tasks were completed in dead silence. After I handed in the task, I said "88, get off", and her husband also He didn't pull me to ask questions like before.

Do I still have to put a photo of someone who can be called "husband" next to the computer?

Netizens reply:

The landlord is so conscious!Are you already thinking about who you can call "husband" to?

Netizens reply:

Isn't the landlord a man?I seem to know something...

N+2 day, host:

No, I really can't take it this time.It went online today, and her husband set up the host as if nothing had happened, created dungeons, bought fragments, and did tasks, but after finishing the dungeon, the moth came out.

There was no one else in the team, so he started to say very explicit things to the host, and asked the host if he felt anything... The host will not describe what he said in detail. If he said it, this post might be blocked. This is a little yellow book, and the host doesn’t have the soft balls and wet slits he said at all. The host didn’t make a sound because he was speechless. Let out a shameful voice "Okay!

I also want to be a good power leveler, but what do you want me to do?I am also very desperate!

Also, why haven't the main cities released new exteriors yet!I feel like I'm about to become the first power leveler who loses his job because of a bad job in "Yuai"!

Netizens reply:

Landlord, you can also find a little yellow book, you can read every sentence he says, and you will learn it quickly!

N+3 day, host:

Well, this... any good book recommendations?I don't want to watch it myself, it's purely for work!

Launched today, her husband said to go to the place where they "used to go" for a while to play "couple props" - the couple props in the game are for two people in a romantic relationship to make kisses, hugs, circles, dances, etc. Action things, including the one where he hugged the poster last time, have very beautiful light effects. Many game lovers will use these props to take screenshots and take pictures as souvenirs.

The host thought this was the content of the game anyway, and the kiss was just a kiss between two people in the game. It was much easier than asking the host to kiss him personally.

Unexpectedly, he actually used a couple ring to drag the landlord into the cracks of a building in a certain main city!

I wonder if everyone can imagine it?In a house, one can walk from the door to the inside, or pass through the door, but there is a loophole that allows him to walk into the wall!

The whole screen has become three parts, the left side is outside the wall, the right side is inside the house, and the middle part is the black hole-like space where the host and her husband stepped on. From the inside, you can see the outside, but outside Can't see inside!

Her husband muttered to himself like reciting a poem: Do you remember?This is the first day I met you, you brought me here, you said, you like this place the most.

——The host always thought that girls like to take photos in places with particularly beautiful or cartoony scenery. Why is this account owner’s girl’s hobby so peculiar? ? ?

Her husband began to recall again: From that day on, the two of us have been together. After all, it has been half a year now. XX, I love you so much...

— We were together on the first day we met?Are the two of you attracted to each other by the same series of voices in each other's shopping malls?

Well, maybe turnips and greens, everyone has their own preferences?Wang Ba looked at the mung beans, did they match each other?

The poster took a look at the outfit on the account owner's sister and her husband, and was about to find out the corresponding couple outfit from the outfit and take a photo.She has too many outfits, the poster has turned page after page for a long time and still hasn't found it. Unexpectedly, her husband suddenly took off his clothes and pressed them directly on the poster. Looking at it from the angle of view, this posture is almost the same as that What is exactly the same!

What the hell did you "often" play in the past? ! !

Her husband gasped and said in the team voice: You said you liked this place the most, and me the most... XX, just say something, I want to hear your voice...

As a man, the host can understand what you want when you hear it, okay?

The landlord hasn't bought the book yet! ! !The landlord is not ready yet, how to start a new business! ! !

Netizens reply:

Needless to say, the landlord said "something" and went offline!

Netizens reply:

The landlord clicks on my avatar, which contains all the books you need, just take a picture of the link and contact me.

N+4 day, host:

Thank you, but I don't seem to need it anymore... I went online today, and there are about [-] or [-] messages in the offline message box of the host, all of which are the husband of the account owner's sister who repeatedly said these few words, arranged and combined over and over again.

One, you have changed; two, why have you changed?Three, you were not like this before; four, where did you go before?Five, didn't you stay for me?Six, didn't we often play like this in the past?Seven, why don't you even give me a kiss now?Eight, why don't you even call your husband?Nine, why don't you let me see you?Ten, have you been playing tricks on me?

The landlord realizes that the situation is serious, what if he can't think about it, or the two of them break up?The landlord hurriedly took a screenshot to show the girl, and left a message with the girl to explain the cause and effect clearly.

But... girl, she doesn't reply to me at all! ! !

A good friend who is also a power leveling comforted me and said that I also encountered this kind of person who lost contact for a period of time after going abroad. It may be that he just left the country. He has not finished dealing with various matters so he didn’t see it. Anyway, just pay the money. Let me procrastinate for a few more days.

Nima, why don't you give me a try? !If it drags on, I might be taken off!

Netizens reply:

Hahahaha, the host's lower limit has been lowered by the account owner's sister and her husband!

Netizens reply:

The domineering president married first and then fell in love!The landlord made a fake show and then bent him 233!

Netizens reply:

The owner of the account seems to be very strict at home, maybe this guy is too wretched and she can't stand it!Did the owner take photos?how do you look

Netizens reply:

Landlord, you just followed him once!It's time to give you new business guidance!Now my treasure is so fiercely competitive, how can I do it if I don’t learn a skill?Remember to share your learning experience!

Netizens reply:

Has the landlord not updated for several days?

Netizens reply:

Has the landlord been wiped clean?

Netizens reply:

Wouldn't it be wearing clothes?

Netizens reply:

Don't tell me that you confessed to the man and returned the order!I look down on you!My treasure actually has this kind of person who can't do anything for money!

On N+N day, the host:

Thank you for your concern... Although I don't feel any concern from you.

Since everyone is thinking about this post so much, I will report the latest situation from the beginning to the end. There is a good news and a bad news.

The bad news is that "I" and my sister's snake spirit disease husband have bid farewell. The good news is:

The main city has a new exterior——