I heard that you are the number one assassin in Tiandu

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A treasure forum → business section → "tell your story" column, on a certain day of a certain year, in the middle of a hot summer night, such a post appeared.

"Recent work pressure is too great, I have to complain about it"

The landlord posted:

The host opened a small shop for leveling a certain game in Wobao. Because he is still in school, he only takes orders in his spare time. The income is not much, but it is still possible to subsidize the living and reduce the burden on the family. The host has never thought about earning anything Big money, very happy with the status quo.

It happened over a weekend.A girl who once asked me to help her in the arena suddenly took a picture of one of my links without prior communication. The final transaction amount was four digits when the quantity was multiplied by the unit price.

I would like to add that the host is a first-tier university with a lot of classes and homework, so I don’t accept all orders, but generally take short time-consuming and high-technical orders, especially weekend arena activities and every night. Shura battlefield business.This kind of order can only pick up one number at a time, so the buyer will communicate with the landlord before taking the photo, asking if he can pick up, so as not to hit the schedule.

The host lives in a small city, and studies in a big city. For a student party, more than 2000 yuan is not a small amount. The host really wants to make this money, so he quickly took the initiative to ask the girl what services she needs.

The girl said that I am going abroad, please help me take care of the number, and besides the arena and Shura battlefield, she said a lot of daily task names.Those are all very simple and time-consuming tasks, and the rewards are all kinds of bound exterior fragments, the ones that can only be purchased with a limited number of exterior outfits. Other power leveling shops can cover all such tasks for ten yuan a day.

The landlord told her, girl, I can pick up the arena, but I don’t pick up the daily tasks, I’m still in school and don’t have much time, why don’t you go to another store and ask?Or I will introduce a family to you, split into two orders, I will play the arena, and let others do the daily work for you?

The girl said no, she didn't want others to know that it wasn't her who was playing, so the arena and daily life were all done by one person, otherwise it would be too obvious to speak in two tones.And most importantly, she said she has a husband in the game.

The landlord looked confused, you mean to let me pretend to be you to play with your husband?If any man can't recognize his wife, isn't he mentally retarded?

The landlord said, can you do this?Just tell your husband that you have gone abroad and it is not convenient to play during this time, so you find a booster, and then you two continue chatting on the chat tool, isn’t it?

The girl said no. In fact, my family has already arranged for me to go abroad, but my husband wants to meet me in reality and won't let me go out.But my family would definitely not approve of the boyfriend I found online. I didn't even dare to tell my family, so I had to go abroad quietly.Because of this matter, we have been in a cold war for a long time, please, please, help me keep this secret, I will come back to play when the situation is stable when I get there, and I will call you this every month during this period Countless power leveling fees!

The landlord told the truth: Girl, it’s not that I don’t want to make money, it’s that I really don’t have so much time...

The girl quickly assured me: You don’t need to form a team in the arena, battlefield, or daily tasks. My husband will help me form teammates every day and wait for me to go online. In fact, you just take a task and enter the dungeon. The task is fine, it's very simple, even go in and hang up, my husband often asks me to click him to automatically follow me to do the task.

The poster received [-] points of damage as a single dog: Sister, I usually have a lot of classes...

The girl gritted her teeth and said, how about it, my husband will buy me new outfits and new pets every time the main cities come out, and will also give me red envelopes during the holidays, and you can sell them directly, which is considered a bonus. It makes sense in front of him, why don't you wear new clothes, why don't you bring a new pet, and I will transfer the red envelope to you when the time comes!As long as you don't let him find out that I'm not me!

The landlord didn't reply to her at that time, and ordered the delivery directly, and the girl quickly ordered to confirm the delivery, and the order was completed.

I won’t talk about the specific game owner. In short, the game we play has a total of N main cities. Every quarter, a main city will release a new exterior. The minimum cost of each new exterior is a few hundred yuan. After the sale, the price may be doubled, and some classic exteriors are even hard to find for [-] yuan.If some city happens to have new clothes during my power leveling period, and if I stock up on one and sell it for a good price later, wouldn’t it be possible to earn my tuition for the next semester?

Netizens reply:

Landlord, what are you dissatisfied with?Now we only earn five or six yuan for a piece of real clothes. What did we say?What game are you playing?Tell me and pass the list to me, and I will serve as Bai Fumei's trainer!

Landlord:

Others really may not be able to accept this order.

The reason why the girl found me may also be because I once helped her win the first place in the server arena.At that time, I couldn't name anyone in her team. Anyway, the operation was average, but the equipment was very good. One number had hundreds of thousands or millions of things on her body. She also said that she would not let others Knowing that she didn't fight by herself, I didn't say a word in their team-this is quite normal, many RMB players don't want people to know that they have disabled hands.

It wasn't the host who was blowing it up. If the host hadn't been there at the time... their Golden Shining Team couldn't even enter the server top [-] competition.

This is how the landlord's impersonation career began...

That's how games are supposed to be now, right?There is a voice system in the game, and the voice can be pinched, and you can set up any voice you want. There are also finished voices in the mall that you can buy directly, but they are more expensive.I am not surprised at all by the voice used by the main girl, it is the loli voice in the most expensive series, which made me feel so deaf when I opened my mouth.

The first two days were fine, because the couple was in a cold war, so as soon as the poster went online, the husband of the main girl didn’t say a word, and just sent an invitation to form a team. Four people in the team, including his husband, had already When it is in place, just wait for the girl to enter the copy, and then brush it down in order from low to high.The total time is only half an hour to four to ten minutes. Even changing the map is summoned by her husband with a couple ring and a friend's teleportation talisman.

After entering the team, the team voice system is turned on by default. Since the host doesn't know what style the girl usually speaks, he dare not speak even if the voice is the same.Several other people in the team may also know that they are in a cold war, so everyone just played the whole game in silence.After two days of peace like this, on the third day, the host finally realized that the huge power leveling fee is not so easy to earn...

As soon as the owner went online this day, the husband of the account owner’s sister flew to the owner, and the RMB fireworks in the shopping mall were spread all over the floor one after another, from the east gate of the city to the west gate of the city. It was like throwing money. The owner played so much I haven’t seen fireworks like this for many years, and I was so scared that I stood in the middle of a pile of hearts and didn’t dare to move, for fear that I would trample the money if I took a step.

At this time, the husband of the account owner's sister sent an invitation to form a team.As soon as the landlord joined the team, he heard a...how should I say it?In short, it is a voice that integrates deep, magnetic, sexy, evil, wild, unrestrained but gentle as jade. Yes, it is the same super expensive male god voice in the mall as the owner's sister. Said: XX, you finally chose me.

The landlord asked weakly: Huh?

The husband of the owner’s sister said affectionately: I checked the airline company, and your name was not listed in the passenger list of the flight yesterday, XX, I will treat you well, and I will never let you down for the rest of my life.

Then there was a lot of booing and applause in the team channel. It is estimated that those few people are her husband’s friends. All kinds of words such as a hundred years of good marriage and old age have come out, but the most embarrassing thing is that those few people also use this. The tone, the host sounds like her husband has separated out a few selves, and at the same time applauds herself, wishing her lover will get married...

The landlord said: How about we beat the daily routine first?

Because of the voice used by the account owner, even the host himself felt ashamed and coquettish when he said this.

The husband of the account owner immediately said happily: Come on, enter the book!

The game was very fast that day, and it was all over in less than half an hour, and several other players left the team consciously.The landlord stood in front of the NPC who handed in the task and was about to go offline when her husband suddenly said:

Baby, I want you so much.