My male ticket is eating dirt every day

Gonggong walked for several days at a stretch, and at sunset, he found a rock and sat down to eat the first piece of jerky.After eating the love meal, he hugged the package feeling uncomfortable: Although Xiangliu has grown up a lot since he was found last time, everyone knows that he is a snake from the Gonggong family, so there is nothing to worry about leaving him alone at home .But Xiangliu's personality is too soft and he has a small appearance that invites people to bully.

If I am not here, he will be bullied by other gods. It would be bad if he went home after playing enough and saw a skeleton.

Gonggong hurried back home, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw the extremely docile Xiangliu holding a small bird with white beak and red feet in his mouth.The bird was dying, and pitifully, one or two "Jingwei", "Jingwei" calls came out from its beak.Seeing him turn back, Xiangliu spit out Jingwei and blinked his innocent little eyes: "Didn't you bring enough to eat? I'll make you some more." After finishing speaking, he turned around to cook the jerky, revealing several meatballs of different sizes behind him. Mountain gods of different shapes.

Gong Gong was blinded, and with mixed feelings, he took dry food and went out again.

This time, he wandered outside with confidence for several years. He is naturally fond of water, and he would inevitably stop and make trouble with the water inside when he passed a big river.This time he soaked in the water for a light sleep as usual, and a small water splash patted his cheek lightly.

The water god gathered the water flower on his fingertips and frowned displeasedly: "What's the trouble? If you keep making trouble, I'll turn you into an ice cube and throw you into the desert so that you can never go home."

Xiao Shuihua kissed the palm of Gonggong affectionately: "Master, I'm here to tell you that there may be a tougher enemy than Zhu Rong around here." The surrounding little Shuihua also started to make noise. "Yes, yes, there is a cat that locks us all into a dark place every ten days and a half months. When we come out again, there will be hundreds of fish in the river!" If we lift our paws, none of us can escape." "The place is dark and crowded, and it takes a lot of effort to get out."

"Master, it seems that the nemesis of water is not only fire, but also that big fat cat."

Gong Gong sneered disdainfully: "What nemesis is it? It's just the little-known Yeluzi God. I'll kill him this time for you before leaving, so that you won't be worried all day long." "Master" cheered and jumped into his arms, pressing the water god into the bottom of the water.

Hou Tuti ran to the river on four short legs. He had eaten all the small fish he picked up last time, and he needed a large and large basket of fresh cat food.His little pink nose moved cautiously, making sure that there was no smell of other gods around before he ran out from behind the tree.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he lifted his leg, the small piece of fur on the back of his neck was pinched, and a powerful big hand grabbed his neck and lifted him into the air, and a mellow male voice came from his ear: "Do you want to be right?" What are my children doing?"

His big blue eyes with colored contact lenses and eyeliner are wide open, weakly disguised as the meowing of a passing feral cat.

"Don't pretend, I can already smell the gods on you. You are a god, not a cat without wisdom."

Every cat hair in Houtu stood on end, but he still had to fight hard to survive.He turned the puppet face of the beautiful Shengshi to win favor, and the voice of the little milk was soul-stirring.His long, fluffy tail patted Gonggong's arm flatteringly, and he blinked his eyes and fired at Gonggong.

Gonggong Lang has a heart like iron, covering the cat's head with one hand to let Houtu know the fate of failing to be cute.

In an instant, the fertile soil with a radius of ten miles gathered into a ball with Gonggong as the center and carried a huge impact force towards him.Gonggong looked down at the big fat cat in his hand, standing tall in the center of the attack.He saw the cat laughing in the dirt.

"Oh, you used soil to trap my children." Gonggong's eyes glowed excitedly, "You are the god of the earth."

"Smelly God, let me go, or I'll crush you to death with dirt!" Houtu spoke without any milkiness, and snarled at him viciously.

Gonggong twirled the cat's tail with one hand and summoned the water vapor in the soil to condense into ice with the other. He said without haste, "God of the Earth, let me show you whether the soil can cover the water or the water can break the soil." Extend the index finger and middle finger to smear the ice flakes into ice skates, and hold the thin ice skates between the two fingers and throw them towards the soil wall.

The ice blade shuttled through the ten miles of fertile soil, cutting the earth wall into powder, and when the wind blew, the two gods fell into the body.Gong Gong brushed the dust off his shoulders and raised the ground to his eyes: "God of the Earth, you have been patronizing all these years to be a coward, let alone me now, any god with some reputation can do it!" Flip you."

Hou Tu huddled into a ball, and murmured listlessly: "Who are you? You don't smell like God at all, and you're sneaking around by the river to plot against me."

Gonggong rolled the back soil into a ball, waved his hand to let the cat ball roll out and hit a tree before bouncing back to his feet. "I smell like water. Of course you won't be able to smell me when you stand by the river." He repeatedly played the game of bocce. "It was you who provoked my children first, and I just helped them get rid of the trouble."

Gonggong held Houtu in his palm and weighed it: "Since you and I are the first batch of gods, I can let you choose a way to die."

"I don't choose." Hou called out rustically.

The fierce nature of the water god was fully revealed: "That can't be done. Zhu Rong was still very weak and I regretted not being able to kill him when I was young. You, don't even think about living through today."

"I won't fight against you," Houtu begged earnestly, "I haven't made progress for thousands of years, and I don't want to be able to dominate in the future. I just want to live in peace and stability."

Gonggong's palm covered Houtu's head again, and the next step was just a slight twist, and the god of the earth died.

Houtu was so frightened that he wailed loudly, and screamed and begged for mercy with no bones at all: "Zhu Rong has Fengshen! You Gonggong has nothing! You have no shortage of fans, I am willing to surrender to you! I will listen to you, Don't kill me, woo woo woo." Gong Gong was amused by the god of the earth's useless strength, he had never seen such a cowardly god.Crying Bao Xiangliu still held his neck up to let him have a good time back then, this god is simply too weak.

Such a weak God will not be able to achieve success even if he is given another 1 years, and Gonggong will find it troublesome to kill him.

Gonggong patted Houtu's fat buttocks with his cat's head, saying, "I have no shortage of fans, or you can be my son, and I won't kill you if you call 'Daddy'."

Houtu couldn't wait: "Dad!"

Gong Gong, who was too troublesome to kill, took his new son home, and his house immediately exploded.

Xiang Liu, who is almost going to be an adult, seems to have entered puberty.He refused to warm Gonggong's bed, sang, told bedtime stories, cooked, and lived a life of wild snakes every morning and evening.At night, Gonggong tied Xiangliu to the head of the bed to force him to tell bedtime stories. He told him about the snake and tortured him in different ways. For example, the bedtime stories he told never ended again.

Gonggong fell into a different pit every night, which was very painful.

This day can't be passed.The tyrant in One Thousand and One Nights can still climb out of the pit he fell in the previous night, no matter what, after all, the girl slept with him and gave birth to him, no, he is not even as good as that tyrant!

Gonggong pinned Xiangliu on the bed and strangled him: "You don't want to leave until you finish telling the story tonight."

Xiang Liu bowed his neck to be slaughtered, his eyes were red: "You can strangle me to death, anyway, no god cares about me!"

Gonggong threw Xiangliu out with a black line all over his face, and couldn't help but think of Luna's superb rabbit.It is said that the rabbit has occupied the moon god for decades, and other living creatures cannot get close to it.The sun god couldn't stand the days without the moon god and even secretly lost the rabbit once, and the sun and the moon almost broke up because of this.

Xiang Liu's behavior was very similar to that rabbit.

Gonggong laughed "hehehe", intoxicated in the sea of ​​daffodils and couldn't extricate himself.

Xiangliu and Houtu have been fighting each other for many years, during which they were threatened and intimidated countless times by their parents. It was around the time when Xiangliu was an adult that the relationship between the two gods eased a little.

On the day Xiang Liu shed the snake's skin and grew into a three-meter-long adult snake, he obediently fell on Gonggong's lap and asked for a name.

Gong Gong glanced at the sharp white teeth between his grinning snake kisses, happily experiencing the pleasure of being an elder: "Just call it 'Bai Fang'." He pretended to be cold and watched Bai Fang run to the back On the other side of the soil, he showed off the name he gave, and the villain in his heart rolled on the ground: Hey, this clown snake fought with that stupid cat of Houtu again because of me. If I knew it, I would be more careful when choosing a name and choose a better sounding one. , Ha Ziga hi.

He wouldn't tell Xiang Liu that bringing Houtu home was just for fun, and that he would throw the silly cat away when he had enough fun.Watching this snake fight and be jealous for him is the greatest joy in his life.

As for one pit every night...the pit is the pit.