My male ticket is eating dirt every day

Houtu was the son of Gonggong for many years, and one day he was promoted to become Laozi.

He went out to pick flowers on a bright spring day, and won the favor of many female cats with his flamboyant appearance. The reward was a black kitten.He named the kitten "Ye Ming".

Gong Gong watched his son pick up his grandson in and out of his mouth, and felt very uncomfortable: Can you show love to the single god, and stop showing off the silly cat.

White Fang would not allow him to live in peace, he was also fascinated by the splendor of spring, and he was more ambitious than Houtu.After all, the object Houtu is looking for is also a cat, and he directly pursues the God of Sichun, Jumang, across races and genders.The original shape of Jumang is a bird. When spring comes, it wears a beautiful costume and dances gracefully to give birth to flowers and trees. It is a refined fairy.White Fang just liked such a beautiful, soft, non-aggressive god.

Bai Yaxiang wooed Jumang for the first time, but was kicked out by Jingwei.

Jingwei and Jumang are both birds, and the relationship between the two is compared with human girlfriends.

The little Jingwei girl who lost her home and failed to take revenge many times was beaten by Bai Ya angrily pecked him all over the head: "Get out, you robber!" Bai Ya dared not show too much cruelty in front of Jumang. , The big three-meter-long man was pecked bloody by a small bird.

The next time he went, he deliberately picked a good time, and a bird in Jumang perched on a hibiscus tree.

White Fang courted Jumang with a large bouquet of flowers in his mouth.

Gou Mang felt distressed: "Why are you holding the corpse of flowers, don't you know that these flowers are equivalent to my children? Xiang Liu, you are really a bad god as you told Jingwei."

White Fang: ...

Bai Ya, who was rejected twice, curled up on Gong Gong's bed at night, not even digging a hole for him.

Knowing that he had failed again, Gonggong was a little happy.After analyzing himself, he felt that he probably didn't want to be the only single god in the family.He lowered himself and poured cold water on Bai Fang: "Don't worry about it, you don't have the gay appearance of the gay in Houtu, let alone a male god, even a goddess can't look down on you, honestly tell me about the bed for a lifetime." Let's start the story."

For the first time, Bai Fang glanced at Gong Gong, and climbed out of the window without saying a word.He ran to Jumang's house overnight, and happened to meet Goumang dancing a courtship dance to his neighbor, Sun God.Jumang and the sun god have lived close to each other for thousands of years, and they don't know when they secretly fell in love.Rishen looked down at Chunshen with stern and condescending eyebrows, and interrupted him before finishing Jumang's dance.

He pointed to the crescent moon on his finger and sneered: "You can really pick your time..." When he looked up and saw Bai Fang standing outside, the conversation stopped abruptly.He squinted his pair of phoenix eyes that were carved out of the same mold as the moon god, and after a while he said the second half of the sentence: "It disturbs people's cleanliness at night."

The atmosphere was very strange, Jumang stretched out his frail hand luxuriously from the wide-sleeved colorful coat, trying to pull the sleeve of the sun god.

Sun God wiped his nose and knocked on the door.

Jumang is Bai Ya's dream lover, a god like Jumang who is only in charge of "beauty and beauty" every day is perfect!How refined Jumang is when other gods are fighting and dominating.Isn't the Sun God just older, handsomer, taller, and more capable, so why is he so contemptuous?

He just passed by by accident and fell in love after seeing a dance by Jumang. The sun god has a lame eye.Bai Fang smashed through the door of Sun God's house and broke in.

Bai Ya was fine with other gods, but he couldn't defeat a great god like Sun God who was born at the same time as Gong Gong.

The consequences of being angry at the crown for Lan Yan are much more serious than bleeding, the snake's skin is almost peeled off.

The Sun God also regretted this move, he knew that he was hitting a snake raised by Gong Gong, and this would probably lead to a war of gods.It's not worth it, it's absolutely not worth it to offend the water god, a lunatic, just for Jumang.The water god is a big villain who hates gods and ghosts, and he doesn't care about the consequences when he goes crazy.

The most important thing is that he can't beat Gonggong, he and Luna together have the ability to suppress Water God.But some time ago, he quarreled with his brother because of that damn rabbit, and now he is in a state of cold war.

If Gonggong took revenge on his younger brother, it would be his life.

Sun God paced back and forth in the yard, the turf was worn bald by him.

Gonggong was really going crazy, he didn't look at his snake in the blink of an eye and went to a duel with his rival in love, but luckily he picked the one who couldn't fight and came back with injuries all over his body.

Gonggong carried Bai Ya to the bed to heal his wounds, and while the dirty potion and blood flowed down his legs all over the bed, he said harsh words: "You fought the sun god for a bird, Why are you so promising? Who gave you the confidence? Didn’t you look in the mirror and weigh yourself before you start? Fortunately, Sun God didn’t stay with his younger brother tonight, otherwise you can still play mixed doubles Come back alive? What is there to say about Mang besides being good-looking, a girly silly bird can arouse your desire for protection just like that..."

"How can I watch him be humiliated."

Gong Gong slapped the bed board, Bai Fang rolled up the bedding and fell among the piles of sawdust, looking suspiciously at Gong Gong who was suddenly enraged.

Gong Gong walked around the rotten bed three times with his hands behind his back, but couldn't resist the urge to slap Bai Fang to death: The pig I raised was cheated by someone else's rotten cabbage!The pig I raised was cheated by someone else's rotten cabbage!The pig I raised was cheated by someone else's rotten cabbage!

Gong Gong yelled angrily: "Don't see that bird again!"

Bai Fang stared at Gonggong with an ignorant expression, and the nine stupid faces with no expression conveyed the same false message: no.

Gong Gong was furious for a moment, his Bai Ya was disobedient, and Bai Ya, who had been raised for more than ten years and had been obedient for more than ten years, exploded every minute because of a bird who disobeyed him.

Bai Fang was also terrified, and Gonggong's expression became more and more terrifying.Unable to bear the pressure of the water god, he crawled out from under the quilt with a flick of his tail and crawled towards the window. Before he had climbed far, his tail was tightly grasped, and he was about to burst into tears.

"You want to meet that bird privately again?" Gonggong grabbed Bai Fang by the tail and dragged him back into his arms, grabbed his head with one hand and smiled sinisterly, "And want to fight the Sun God for that bird again ?”

White Fang was so frightened that he didn't dare to breathe out, and his eight heads shook like rattles.

"That's why you want to have sex with Haruka?"

If Bai Fang had the human form, his face would turn red and liver-colored, but he didn't like to be human, so he curled up in a ball and buried his nine heads with his white belly. Since one head was still caught in Gong Gong's hand, he had to work hard. Stretching out a section of his belly to cover Gong Gong's hand, he protested in a soft voice: "I don't want to, Chunshen is so beautiful, it's a pity to use it for sex and tail, just talk together. "

Gong Gong's anger was extinguished, he was speechless: "What a pity?"

The scene that is about to enter the domestic violence mode takes a sharp turn and enters the adult topic model.

Bai Fang hid under Bai's belly in a low voice: "Houtu told me that it hurts after sex, and he was almost killed by that female cat...I, I don't want it, I don't want it if the Spring God wants it." Woolen cloth."

Bai Fang's voice was thinned because of talking about this kind of topic, and his soft, smooth belly unconsciously rubbed the back of Gonggong's hand.The water god sat there cross-legged in silence, and every time White Fang uttered a word, an invisible arrow "咻", "咻", "咻" hit his heart.He couldn't get angry at all, and he even forgot why he got angry before, he just felt that the turbidity that had been suppressed in his heart for a long time disappeared suddenly.He caressed Bai Fang's wound lovingly and forced to change the subject: "You are too weak to fight against the sun, moon, wind, and fire. I will share some of my abilities with you."

White Fang was keenly aware of the change in the owner's mood, so he winked at him flatteringly from the gap in his belly.

With his bare upper body, Gong Gong pointed to his left chest, and coaxed, "Come and bite me."