My male ticket is eating dirt every day

Gonggong waited for Xiangliu Xiao for half a month, waiting every day and every night, but he didn't wait for the little snake who could tell bedtime stories to come back.

He was even angrier because a snake had been lost in his house.No, maybe that snake met a better backer and flew away with its new master.If there is anyone in this world whose golden thighs can be compared with him, it is probably the sun, the moon, the wind, and the water, which can be counted on the fingers.

Gong Gong decided to capture the traitor and skin him.

He first visited the sun and moon gods.The two gods hadn't woken up yet, and the moon god entertained him in a lack of interest: "The water god really knows how to pick the time, why come to my moon god temple so early in the morning?"

"My snake is lost."

"Just that snake with a big appetite?" Luna raised his eyebrows, "You won't be able to keep this snake if it eats so much. If you lose it, just throw it away."

"He ate nine mountains with me and offended many mountain gods. If he doesn't follow me, he will be killed sooner or later. Other little gods can't afford him or protect him."

The moon god climbed a branch of laurel to gather osmanthus flowers to prepare wine for drinking, and the moon-white robe that reached to the ground was stuck to his back to draw a narrow waist.He didn't understand, so he let out an "oh", slowly picked half a bowl of sweet-scented osmanthus, and his long and narrow eyes blinked suddenly: "Do you think your snake has come to my house?"

Gong Gong simply didn't know how to communicate with such a withdrawn and dull God.

Luna didn't want to talk too much with Gong Gong, a god with a bad temper and reputation, so he put down his bowl and shouted into the house: "Brother, don't sleep, get up and change the fodder for my rabbit." After 3 minutes, the sun god Unshaven and wearing a robe, he came to Gonggong, holding a gray rabbit with sleepy eyes and feeding it grass.The rabbit spit at the sun god like an old man, turned his head and vowed not to eat the sun millet.

Moon God tied up the open robe for his brother, pointed to the rabbit in his arms and said, "This is my rabbit. It is very petty, and it will scream angrily if anyone gets close to me. I can't raise other rabbits at all." pets."

"My snake is not a pet with no intelligence, he is a god." Gonggong said righteously.

Luna pushed him out of the door: "I don't care what's going on with your house, you go, my rabbit doesn't even like my brother, if you stay for a while, it will start to bark. How many screaming rabbits?" Terrible, you know?"

Gonggong was annoyed by the Sun and Moon Brothers and Luna's super rabbit. He compared it and felt that Xiang Liu was a hundred times better than Luna's rabbit, not a thousand times.

Such a hard-to-serve rabbit will be thrown into the sky sooner or later.

The water god who threw his snake thousands of miles away half a month ago broke into the fire god's house in a blink of an eye.You don't have to be as polite to Zhu Rong as you are to the sun and moon gods. There has been a long history of grudges, and they will fight when they meet.

The fight between the two fighting gods spread to countless small gods around them. The stone and the earth were alternately burned by fire and baptized by water, and turned into ashes in a moment.The gods and beasts in the mountains are scrambling to escape, and if they run slower, they are in danger of becoming BBQ.The colorful clouds all over the sky were reddened by the firelight, and the water vapor made the clouds dark.

Half an hour later, it rained heavily, and the gods ran away with their heads covered in drenching. They ran and greeted Feilian, the only Fengshen present who could persuade the fight.Fei Lian shook the gorgeous feathers on his neck, cocked his short tail, and casually pecked at the cooked meat on the ground: "My lord hasn't had enough dreams of fighting alone and beating up Gonggong, I won't intervene .”

Loyal dogs and poisonous tongues are compatible, and Fei Lian is also a wonderful flower in full bloom.

Gong Gong and Zhu Rong have been fighting continuously for thousands of years, and no one side has ever beaten the other to the ground. All of them have a bleak ending, and this time is no exception.Gong Gong originally just wanted to search Zhu Rong's house, but with red eyes, he threw his original purpose out of the sky and had a good time.The two gods were tired and paralyzed in the mud, panting and not wanting to move. One was dragged away by Fei Lian, and the other was left in the mud.

The gods are gone.Gonggong was covered in mud and blood. He put his hand under his head and directed the cloud to harvest the rain.Under the sparse sky, on the ten thousand hectares of scorched earth, there is only one Gonggong left.

He felt a little lonely.

Gods also feel lonely, and the God of Light split into the sun and the moon just because he couldn't bear it.

Gonggong was so tired that he slept in the scorched earth with mud.

When he woke up, Xiang Liu was holding a piece of scorched meat in his mouth, trying to push his lips and teeth into his mouth.With twenty eyes facing each other, Xiang Liu lay on his chest and whimpered, "Gonggong... I thought you were beaten to death." He cried so sadly that the clothes on Gonggong's chest were corroded into a big hole by his tears. There was a hole, and the flesh under the clothes smelled of burning.

Gonggong was a little happy, and he burst into laughter for the first time: "I said, why do you cry so much? It turns out that your tears are not only useful for dead things, but also for killing gods."

Xiang Liu wiped away the tears from his chest in a panic, and dodged three feet away from him.Gonggong grabbed him by the head and pulled him over, and wiped away his tears indiscriminately: "Apart from tears, do you have any other means of self-defense?"

Xiang Liu said timidly and honestly: "Not just tears, all body fluids are useful, but the more intense the emotion, the greater the power."

Gong Gong "tsk tsk tsk" despised him for being useless, patted his buttocks, stood up, held Xiang Liu under his ribs, and walked towards home.

"Why did it take me so long to find it, did I go crazy halfway?"

"I've been climbing very hard, and I haven't stopped all day! It's just that I don't climb very fast, and my sense of direction is not very good..."

"Stupid."

……

"Hey~~ Are you baring your teeth at me? You've been thrown out by me once, why are you so bold? Believe it or not, I cooked you up."

"Don't lie to God, you smiled happily when you saw me just now, so you won't eat me." Xiang Liu's tail was almost up to the sky, and he grinned triumphantly at Gong Gong showing his big white teeth, and was praised by Gong Gong. The workers patted each head: "Don't smirk, you are so ugly."

Gonggong got back his big hand of bedtime stories, he can order songs and stories every night, and the quality of sleep has been significantly improved.After he slept well, his temper began to become milder, and the little gods who were oppressed around him cried with joy: Great that the big devil finally calmed down!

Xiangliu is virtuous to the point of death, not only providing sleep, but also taking care of Gonggong's basic necessities, food, housing and transportation.Gonggong couldn’t find clothes and trousers and asked Xiangliu for them. If he wanted to eat, he killed him and threw it to Xiangliu to be skinned. When he was in a good mood, he rode Xiangliu, who had grown to the thickness of his thighs, for an outing. It was not too pleasant.

After living in comfort for a long time, the water god is not in the mood at first, he is a big and fierce god, how can he let himself drown in the gentle village?And is it a gentle town built by such an ugly snake?Where is the ambition of the fierce god?

The vicious mind is everywhere.

He decided to travel far away, and he was determined not to bring brown candy.Xiangliu's old lady prepared jerky for him sullenly.

Gonggong was terrified: Look at him, he dared to show me face. When he first came to the house, he was very respectful and greeted him with a smile every day. Occasionally he would cry when he was frightened.Now, she would talk back without saying anything and still dare to put on face, being pampered, definitely pampered!I can't indulge anymore, I have to give him some color to let him know what a mutual relationship is...

Gonggong brewed a good mood and wanted to teach Xiangliu to see the wrath of thunder: "Xiang..."

Xiang Liu picked up a large bag of dried meat and hung it on his arm, and licked his fingertips obediently when he lowered his head.Hearing Gonggong calling him, he looked at him with wet and expectant eyes without blinking.

Gong Gong wiped his face and swallowed the so-called "Thunder's Wrath", touched Xiang Liu's neck and told him, "Take care of the house."