stole a little zombie

Everyone was totally unaware of Tang Hanshu's astonishing brain hole.

Seeing the three people opposite, two of them fell silent, so Bei Haoran turned his gaze to Tang Dada.If Tang Xiaoxiao has a slender and delicate appearance, then Tang Dashie is completely different. The first impression he looks is that he has a tiger's head and a tiger's head.Although this word is used on him, it seems that it does not match his age, but his round forehead and eyes all tell others that I am a tiger and an honest person.

Especially when he came back to his senses, showing his two front teeth, and smiling at you.You will think, well, although this person doesn't look very handsome, he is really friendly, like a cousin/cousin/uncle who doesn't talk much.

Bei Haoran's first impression of Tang Dada was very good.Seeing that no one cared about him, he deliberately asked, "Are you hungry? Would you like something to eat? Do you like Tang Xiaoxiao's favorite cumin beef?"

Because Tang Da was only fifteen or sixteen years old, Bei Haoran couldn't help treating him like a child.

Tang Xiaoxiao snorted and thought dissatisfiedly, although the elder brother is not an outsider, that is my beef!How can you give it to others without asking my opinion?Bei Haoran became more and more unruly.

Fortunately, Tang Dada shook his head, expressing that he didn't like beef.

"Where's the fruit? Is there anything you like to eat?" Bei Haoran was particularly partial to the child who didn't talk much, maybe because he had this personality when he was a child, so he asked again.

Tang Da shook his head again, and smiled shyly, but still didn't speak.

Bei Haoran reluctantly gave up: "What do you like to eat? I'll get it for you."

Tang Xiaoxiao watched coldly, thinking to herself, I have warned you, you like to chat with my brother so much, don't blame me if something goes wrong.

At this time, Tang Dada tilted his head and thought for a while, and finally gave the answer: "Actually, I like to eat monkey brains... But during the days when I came out of the mountain, I know that eating monkey brains seems to be not allowed in your country, right? ?” With that said, Tang Dada also cast his eyes on Xiao Tiantian, who had a very low sense of existence and had been playing dead in the cage since the three of them came in.

Bei Haoran trembled a bit, feeling that the opponent's thick head and thick head had gone with the wind.

Tang Xiaoxiao sneered.Bei Haoran didn't know, how could he not know?I heard from my parents that when my eldest brother was born, he was very weak. When he was nine years old, he ran to the ground alone and was bullied by a group of monkeys once.From then on, he hated monkeys to death.In order not to starve to death, monkeys are Tang Dada's first choice when hunting animals in the mountains to suck blood.But Tang Xiaoxiao didn't like it, and always felt that the monkey was so dirty that he couldn't put his mouth down.

Thinking of this, Tang Xiaoxiao couldn't help but run away.

Seeing that Bei Haoran didn't say to make monkey brains for himself, Tang Da was a little disappointed.He thought about it, and felt that since he found his younger brother, he might as well go home now. After all, what this person said was all polite and insincere, why did he stay here?

"Xiao Xiao... I don't worry if you are fine, my parents and I will take you home now!" Tang Da said, his curiosity about human beings has been wiped out by the encounters these days, "We still have a lot The money was donated by caring people, this time, we can go back by plane."

Although he was afraid of human society, there was still a glimmer of expectation for the plane in his eyes.

"no!"

Unexpectedly, the other three rejected his proposal with one voice.

"Ah?" Tang Da didn't understand what happened, "No, Mom and Dad, why don't you agree?"

Tang Xiaoxiao couldn't escape because she sucked Bei Haoran's blood.Tang Hanshu is thinking about the lifelong happiness of his youngest son. A beautiful relationship has just begun. How can the north and the south be separated by thousands of miles at this time?Seeing that the youngest son was more anxious than him, Tang Hanshu couldn't help feeling that he was indeed the most careful one in the whole family.But why did the wife say no?

"Ahem..." Claudia looked at everyone unnaturally, and said vaguely, "I don't think I have been out for hundreds of years, so I don't need to go back in such a hurry."

That said, it seems reasonable.

But then, the topic was suddenly interrupted, and the whole room fell into an awkward silence, everyone looked at me and I looked at you, Zhuang Yijing was the first to react, stood up and said: "That...it's nothing, I'll go back first. Tang Xiaoxiao, restrain your family, otherwise..."

Her hint of warning and reminder fell into Tang Xiaoxiao's eyes.

Tang Xiaoxiao nodded quickly.

"I'll take you down." Bei Haoran said gentlemanly.

"Yes, yes, Miss Zhuang, we will see you off too." Tang Hanshu smiled, and quietly pinched his youngest son.

Just as Tang Xiaoxiao was about to yell, he saw his father winking at him, so he held back, but he was even more puzzled, wondering what kind of medicine his father was selling in his gourd.

A group of people went out in a mighty way, squeezing the little girl walking the dog in the elevator among them, and the big golden retriever lay on the ground and peed in fright.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Dudu is usually very good! I'm really sorry!" The little girl apologized without tears.

Bei Haoran gave her a comforting smile, and quickly dragged everyone out.When Zhuang Yijing's figure disappeared at the corner of the street, Bei Haoran turned to look at the family of four and said, "Uncle and aunt, do you want me to call you a car?"

Tang family: "..."

Bei Haoran felt something was wrong: "What? Haven't uncle and aunt booked a hotel yet?"

Claudia and Tang Hanshu began to look at the night sky, as if a UFO had just passed by in the dark.Tang Da looked at this and then at that, and felt that it was better not to speak first.

"Bei Haoran! Don't my parents live with me?" Tang Xiaoxiao opened his mouth slightly, a little in disbelief, "We—" he pinched his fingers and calculated, "We've lived together for almost 1000 years! You told us to separate Live? Do you have humanity?"

"Bei...Bei Xiaoyou." Tang Hanshu rubbed his hands, a little embarrassed, "A family should be neat and tidy, don't you think so?"

"We have worked so hard to find him, and you have the heart to separate us?" Claudia said with a serious face.

"I..." Bei Haoran's head was about to grow big, "No, we can't live here..."

"Then change to a bigger house!" Tang Xiao said angrily, "It's not that I didn't make you money! In the future, we will sell antiques, and we will get [-]%!"

Come on, the little zombie is going to have financial power now.Bei Haoran only felt that the gain outweighed the loss, and he shouldn't have said anything just now.

"Don't worry, little friend Bei, I will definitely be able to stay tonight." Tang Hanshu patted the other person on the shoulder and comforted him.

Bei Haoran thought that the method he said was to hit the floor, but he went home and made a fuss. The two sides communicated about the recent situation after being separated. When it was time to go to bed, Tang Da and Claudia turned into bats and hung on the Sweetie's cage.

Sweetie: "..."

"I can't do it." Tang Hanshu smiled at Bei Haoran embarrassedly, "The talents of the races are different, so I don't have the ability." After speaking, he lay down on the small sofa, with his head and feet stiff in the air, Bei Haoran felt exhausted for him after watching it.

Perhaps the astonishment on his face was too obvious, Tang Hanshu even blinked at him, and invited, "Touch?"

What?The mask on Bei Haoran's face was almost scared off.

"Touch it..." Tang Hanshu even hooked his fingers towards him.

"This...isn't very good..." Bei Haoran said with a dry smile.Don't think that your son and wife are gone after turning into bats, what the hell do you want me to touch?

"What's wrong, how do you know if you don't touch it?" Tang Hanshu patted his leg, and there was a bang, "Come on, feel it."

Bei Haoran had no choice but to bow down reluctantly, and touched the opponent's calf, and the result—"Huh? Is it so hard?" Bei Haoran thought he had touched the cement board.

"Zombies, and me, I'm not useless!" Tang Hanshu seemed a little proud.

Later, after Bei Haoran closed the bedroom door, he lay on the bed and whispered to Tang Xiaoxiao: "So zombies refer to corpses with a stiff body? Your father is sleeping, it's really scary..."

Tang Xiaoxiao only wore a pair of shorts, hugged a soft pillow in her arms, straddled her bare thighs sideways, and was in a daze, almost falling asleep.

"I don't care about Dedu..." he said vaguely.

Bei Haoran couldn't help getting closer: "What did you say?"

Tang Xiaoxiao fell silent, breathing softly and long.

Bei Haoran shook his head, sat up and turned off the lights. When the bedroom was dark, he opened his eyes and looked at the ceiling for a while, wondering what he was thinking.But after lying down again, he pulled out the pillow from Tang Xiaoxiao's arms, patted it twice, and put it under his head.

With nothing in her arms, Tang Xiaoxiao naturally moved towards him, and hugged Bei Haoran's left hand.

"I didn't snatch your pillow on purpose... I'm used to sleeping..." Bei Haoran murmured, closing his eyes.

Early the next morning, Bei Haoran called Tang Xiaoxiao up to catch up with the morning class. The two of them were tied together. Even if Tang Xiaoxiao complained, he had no choice but to follow.Bei Haoran tried his best to ignore the other three dark blood-sucking creatures who were still sleeping, and left a note before leaving.Before leaving, he realized his conscience, and sent a message to Fat Brother, making an appointment for him to pick up Xiao Tiantian.

In the morning, he swept a lot of monkey hairs out of the cage. Bei Haoran suspected that if this continued, Xiao Tiantian would turn into a bald monkey with bare hair.

As soon as he left, Claudia "woke up" immediately, flew out of the cage, and turned into a human form.

Tang Hanshu stopped being "hard", and got up limply: "Honey, you pretend to be asleep!"

Claudia picked up the note left by Bei Haoran and looked at it, and found that it was an instruction to explain where the breakfast and keys were. She hummed and turned the note into fly ash: "He really treats us as adults. Yes, leave us breakfast, cut, do we need it? He..."

After finishing speaking, Tang Hanshu brought out the steamed steamed buns from the kitchen: "Honey, the white flour ones, eat them quickly, they're hot."

Claudia: "..."

"You eat!" She straightened her clothes and walked towards the door, "I'm going out."

"Ah? Wife, what are you doing?" Tang Hanshu quickly put down the steamed bun.

"Me?" Claudia raised her head, shook her shoulders, and announced proudly, "I'm looking for a job!"

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Hurry up on the tail, I wish everyone a happy Mid-Autumn Festival... After reading the article, we are celebrating the festival together!