stole a little zombie
Chapter 36 Finding a Job
"Looking for a job? Why are you looking for a job?" Tang Hanshu didn't have this concept in his mind at all. Of course, if joining the army is considered a job, he did count as a "work" when he was a human being.But since he died in a foreign land and was catalyzed into a zombie by the yin energy of the underground, where has he ever been involved in work?It's just a big fritter that has been idle for thousands of years.
His wife, Claudia, used to be an orchid dancer in Chang'an City, he knew, but after so many years, everyone was hiding in the ancient tomb carefully looking for a chance, and they just came out to find their son. Why did she still have the idea of finding a job?
Claudia decides to talk to her husband.
"I don't want to go back to the tomb," she said.
Tang Hanshu opened his eyes wide.
"Do you think we have the ability to pretend to be human life?" Claudia asked after pondering for two or three seconds, frowning her slender golden eyebrows.
"Honey, don't be confused." Tang Hanshu felt that the sky was about to collapse, "This is no more dangerous than being in the ancient tomb, the human world, have you forgotten?" He grabbed Claudia's hand, "I want to At the beginning, the two of us obviously did nothing, but we were chased by the Buddhist bald donkey and almost killed him. My wife, there are too many people who claim to be righteous in this world. Clear..."
Of course Claudia remembered that she was forced to stay in Dashi by the elders, so she followed the camel caravan, crossed the desert with rolling yellow sand, and traveled thousands of miles to settle in Chang'an City.In the territory of Tang Dynasty, she lived a good life. Every night, she was an orchid dancer in Yanguanfang City. Countless beautiful men threw a lot of money for her, just to see the beauties.She wore silk and gold ornaments, drank fine wine, and danced around, until the identity of a vampire was discovered by Buddhists.She obviously didn't harm anyone, but during the Spring Festival together, she used illusion and sucked a little blood to maintain her strength, and those people chased her after her.
At the critical moment, Tang Hanshu who fell from the sky saved her.The two developed feelings for each other while fleeing. By chance, they escaped into the ancient tomb and disappeared without a trace.
"But..." Claudia said confidently, "Times have changed." She learned this sentence from others, "Didn't you realize that we have walked all the way, and we haven't encountered any decent people at all?" people?"
It's not like they haven't seen monks and priests before, and there are also a few nuns who sit in the same carriage with them and don't get off until Haicheng.At first, the family of three was anxious and only dared to lie on the small table and pretend to be asleep. As a result, the train passed two stations, and the group of nuns remained silent. They all played with their smartphones and chatted in the WeChat group with sunflower seeds in their mouths. Share a short video.Therefore, Tang Hanshu and the others became more courageous.
Claudia was very aggressive. She walked around twice in front of the nuns on the pretext of going to the toilet and fetching water.
A nun with a round face kindly handed her an apple, and said in her mouth: "Nisi Tumi kicks the oil... My wife, I love it! A special, a special! Oil for oh Carmen... "
Claudia came back with the apple and said, "I was scared to death. Those nuns didn't know what nonsense they were talking about. I thought they were going to chant a spell to get me!"
Tang Hanshu recalled what he had seen and heard during this period of time. Even though he resisted in his heart, he had to admit that what his wife said seemed to make sense, but—"What did you say about Miss Zhuang yesterday?" Tang Hanshu grasped the important Evidence, "She caught us three with a wave of her hand. Although we are not very powerful, we have lived for thousands of years. Tell me, what if we meet another girl Zhuang?"
Claudia snorted: "How have we lived for thousands of years? In order to survive, how about starving in the ancient tomb? If it weren't for the overwhelming luck, that place is a paradise, and we actually drank it twice for thousands of years. We still don’t know what’s going on with the rare Di Liuzhi... Maybe we’ll starve to death before decent people come after us, and there won’t be two children, Big and Little.”
Speaking of this, Claudia felt a little sad: "These days, I see what they use, wear, eat, and paint on their faces... Humans can't live for 100 years, but compared to thousands of years old tombs Life, they are much more colorful."
Tang Hanshu said awkwardly, "My wife, you agreed to hide from the world in the ancient tomb."
"Yes!" Claudia admitted generously, "I didn't say that this decision was wrong, on the contrary, I think you did a good job! If it weren't for this decision, we would have lived until now to see the human world become Is that so? Husband, Miss Zhuang is amazing, but if you think about it carefully, did she fight us indiscriminately yesterday? I would say that the times have changed, and the celestial masters have also changed... If you don’t believe me, wait until you have a chance Now, you ask Miss Zhuang, does the Celestial Master treat us much better?"
Tang Hanshu thought silently, maybe it's because Miss Zhuang loves her youngest son... isn't it?Celestial masters can fall in love with zombies, has the world really changed?
"Husband." Claudia held his hand instead, "Think about it, firstly, there are fewer people with virtues, and secondly, they are more tolerant to us. As long as we don't harm others, why are we still Want to go back to the ancient tomb?"
Tang Hanshu still hesitated.
"Let's take a ten thousand step back..." Claudia leaned over to discuss with him, "Isn't it the same if we get to that point and escape back to the ancient tomb?"
With the road ahead and the road behind, Tang Hanshu had no choice but to accept: "Honey, you still think too much."
Claudia snorted: "That is! I don't even look at who is the head of the family."
Tang Hanshu was used to it, nodded and said, "You are, you are! Eh? What kind of job are you going to look for?"
Claudia stood up, twisted her waist twice in the room, then stretched out her arms and made a stretch: "Me? My old job! Let's dance..."
When you say you are looking for a job, you are looking for a job.
After the exhausting journey, the two left Tang Dada, who was in a deep sleep, at home, and went out with their wallets.Donations from well-meaning people were tens of thousands more. Claudia took out her mobile phone (already able to use it) without any panic, and searched for recruitment information in those simplified characters.
The common practice is to submit your resume and wait for the interview information.Claudia didn't. She saw someone recruiting a dance teacher, so she dragged Tang Hanshu to kill him according to the address.
After getting out of the car, she directly grabbed a staff member and asked, "I heard that you are hiring a dance teacher, right?"
The person who was dragged was a college student who had a part-time job handing out leaflets. Seeing Claudia spit out Chinese with an accent, he nodded in a daze.
"Take me there!" Claudia said directly with an aura of [-] meters.
Finally, the director of the personnel department of the dance education institution interviewed them.
"Foreigners?" The minister is a woman who looks to be in her 30s and wears a tight skirt. When she saw Claudia, she was a little surprised. "Both of you are here for an interview?" She sat down with the documents and put The ugly words came to the fore, "We generally don't recruit male dancers here."
"No, I'm her husband, and I came here specially to accompany her." Tang Hanshu pointed to Claudia and explained.
"Is that so?" The minister was even more surprised. Tang Hanshu only looked good-looking (zombies don't have appearance bonuses). She didn't expect that the other party could marry such a beautiful foreign woman, "Then... let's start the interview Well. First of all, let me introduce our school. The xxx educational institution is the largest early childhood training institution in Lucheng. There are more than 200 teachers in total, and there are more than 2000 students in our headquarters alone. Our treatment is very good, and you have also seen it , the teaching environment is also good." The head of the personnel department pointed around, and put on a more friendly tone, "Actually, we welcome foreign dance teachers like you very much. You understand the reason! Parents like bilingual education, I think foreign monks can recite scriptures, hey, by the way, is your Chinese good?"
"Very good, there is no problem with communication." Claudia said a few words.
The minister's eyes were even more satisfied, and he never thought about the possibility that he could not speak a foreign language.She flipped through the documents in her hand: "Well... But, I noticed that you don't seem to have a resume, do you?"
"Yes!" Claudia nodded, "I think it's more intuitive to let you see my skills directly."
"I'll talk about that later." The minister frowned, "Some basic information still needs to be confirmed... How about this, I'll write it for you and fill in a resume for you. First of all, what's your name?"
"Claudia Don."
"Oh, your husband's surname is Tang, right? What's his age?"
"This... well, 38..."
"38?" The minister raised his head in surprise, "The teachers we recruit here are generally between 22 and 27 years old. Because we teach children, young girls are in better shape, and it is easier for students to develop Intimacy, 38...this...is a bit too big for us!"
Claudia didn't expect to ask two questions, and the other party disliked her for being too old.Even though she is indeed thousands of years old, this kind of attitude is a huge insult to a woman. She glared at the minister and asked, "How old are you then?"
"Oh, I'm in my forties." The minister was a little proud, because many people said that she looked only in her early thirties.
Just when she thought that the other party was going to flatter her, Claudia smiled and said: "Then you are not a few years older than me, it seems that you are much older than me."
minister:"……"
Claudia snorted softly, giving up the interview in her heart.
The minister endured it and continued to ask, "Nationality?"
"Big... Well, the United States." Claudia almost slipped her tongue. The United States is the nationality that the warden of the prison randomly assigned to her, because Claudia said at the time that she couldn't remember it.
"Okay! The United States is very good." The minister was a little happy again, "What about your education? Are you an international student at a university in this city?"
"This..." The warden of the prison didn't give her a fake degree, so Claudia could only say, "No degree."
"What do you mean without a degree?" The minister didn't turn the corner for a moment.
"It means I don't have a degree, and I haven't studied." Claudia said carelessly, "What degree do you need to dance?" She turned her head and joked at Tang Hanshu, "Could it be that dancing requires an exam? Kicking, One point? Two spins, three points? Hahahahaha... this is too ridiculous!"
Tang Hanshu also laughed loudly: "Yes, yes, it's too ridiculous!"
The Minister of Personnel couldn't laugh, she snapped the cap of her pen: "That... I don't think it's funny at all."
The author has something to say:
Claudia: What?Can't teach dancing without a diploma?What kind of shit is this?
His wife, Claudia, used to be an orchid dancer in Chang'an City, he knew, but after so many years, everyone was hiding in the ancient tomb carefully looking for a chance, and they just came out to find their son. Why did she still have the idea of finding a job?
Claudia decides to talk to her husband.
"I don't want to go back to the tomb," she said.
Tang Hanshu opened his eyes wide.
"Do you think we have the ability to pretend to be human life?" Claudia asked after pondering for two or three seconds, frowning her slender golden eyebrows.
"Honey, don't be confused." Tang Hanshu felt that the sky was about to collapse, "This is no more dangerous than being in the ancient tomb, the human world, have you forgotten?" He grabbed Claudia's hand, "I want to At the beginning, the two of us obviously did nothing, but we were chased by the Buddhist bald donkey and almost killed him. My wife, there are too many people who claim to be righteous in this world. Clear..."
Of course Claudia remembered that she was forced to stay in Dashi by the elders, so she followed the camel caravan, crossed the desert with rolling yellow sand, and traveled thousands of miles to settle in Chang'an City.In the territory of Tang Dynasty, she lived a good life. Every night, she was an orchid dancer in Yanguanfang City. Countless beautiful men threw a lot of money for her, just to see the beauties.She wore silk and gold ornaments, drank fine wine, and danced around, until the identity of a vampire was discovered by Buddhists.She obviously didn't harm anyone, but during the Spring Festival together, she used illusion and sucked a little blood to maintain her strength, and those people chased her after her.
At the critical moment, Tang Hanshu who fell from the sky saved her.The two developed feelings for each other while fleeing. By chance, they escaped into the ancient tomb and disappeared without a trace.
"But..." Claudia said confidently, "Times have changed." She learned this sentence from others, "Didn't you realize that we have walked all the way, and we haven't encountered any decent people at all?" people?"
It's not like they haven't seen monks and priests before, and there are also a few nuns who sit in the same carriage with them and don't get off until Haicheng.At first, the family of three was anxious and only dared to lie on the small table and pretend to be asleep. As a result, the train passed two stations, and the group of nuns remained silent. They all played with their smartphones and chatted in the WeChat group with sunflower seeds in their mouths. Share a short video.Therefore, Tang Hanshu and the others became more courageous.
Claudia was very aggressive. She walked around twice in front of the nuns on the pretext of going to the toilet and fetching water.
A nun with a round face kindly handed her an apple, and said in her mouth: "Nisi Tumi kicks the oil... My wife, I love it! A special, a special! Oil for oh Carmen... "
Claudia came back with the apple and said, "I was scared to death. Those nuns didn't know what nonsense they were talking about. I thought they were going to chant a spell to get me!"
Tang Hanshu recalled what he had seen and heard during this period of time. Even though he resisted in his heart, he had to admit that what his wife said seemed to make sense, but—"What did you say about Miss Zhuang yesterday?" Tang Hanshu grasped the important Evidence, "She caught us three with a wave of her hand. Although we are not very powerful, we have lived for thousands of years. Tell me, what if we meet another girl Zhuang?"
Claudia snorted: "How have we lived for thousands of years? In order to survive, how about starving in the ancient tomb? If it weren't for the overwhelming luck, that place is a paradise, and we actually drank it twice for thousands of years. We still don’t know what’s going on with the rare Di Liuzhi... Maybe we’ll starve to death before decent people come after us, and there won’t be two children, Big and Little.”
Speaking of this, Claudia felt a little sad: "These days, I see what they use, wear, eat, and paint on their faces... Humans can't live for 100 years, but compared to thousands of years old tombs Life, they are much more colorful."
Tang Hanshu said awkwardly, "My wife, you agreed to hide from the world in the ancient tomb."
"Yes!" Claudia admitted generously, "I didn't say that this decision was wrong, on the contrary, I think you did a good job! If it weren't for this decision, we would have lived until now to see the human world become Is that so? Husband, Miss Zhuang is amazing, but if you think about it carefully, did she fight us indiscriminately yesterday? I would say that the times have changed, and the celestial masters have also changed... If you don’t believe me, wait until you have a chance Now, you ask Miss Zhuang, does the Celestial Master treat us much better?"
Tang Hanshu thought silently, maybe it's because Miss Zhuang loves her youngest son... isn't it?Celestial masters can fall in love with zombies, has the world really changed?
"Husband." Claudia held his hand instead, "Think about it, firstly, there are fewer people with virtues, and secondly, they are more tolerant to us. As long as we don't harm others, why are we still Want to go back to the ancient tomb?"
Tang Hanshu still hesitated.
"Let's take a ten thousand step back..." Claudia leaned over to discuss with him, "Isn't it the same if we get to that point and escape back to the ancient tomb?"
With the road ahead and the road behind, Tang Hanshu had no choice but to accept: "Honey, you still think too much."
Claudia snorted: "That is! I don't even look at who is the head of the family."
Tang Hanshu was used to it, nodded and said, "You are, you are! Eh? What kind of job are you going to look for?"
Claudia stood up, twisted her waist twice in the room, then stretched out her arms and made a stretch: "Me? My old job! Let's dance..."
When you say you are looking for a job, you are looking for a job.
After the exhausting journey, the two left Tang Dada, who was in a deep sleep, at home, and went out with their wallets.Donations from well-meaning people were tens of thousands more. Claudia took out her mobile phone (already able to use it) without any panic, and searched for recruitment information in those simplified characters.
The common practice is to submit your resume and wait for the interview information.Claudia didn't. She saw someone recruiting a dance teacher, so she dragged Tang Hanshu to kill him according to the address.
After getting out of the car, she directly grabbed a staff member and asked, "I heard that you are hiring a dance teacher, right?"
The person who was dragged was a college student who had a part-time job handing out leaflets. Seeing Claudia spit out Chinese with an accent, he nodded in a daze.
"Take me there!" Claudia said directly with an aura of [-] meters.
Finally, the director of the personnel department of the dance education institution interviewed them.
"Foreigners?" The minister is a woman who looks to be in her 30s and wears a tight skirt. When she saw Claudia, she was a little surprised. "Both of you are here for an interview?" She sat down with the documents and put The ugly words came to the fore, "We generally don't recruit male dancers here."
"No, I'm her husband, and I came here specially to accompany her." Tang Hanshu pointed to Claudia and explained.
"Is that so?" The minister was even more surprised. Tang Hanshu only looked good-looking (zombies don't have appearance bonuses). She didn't expect that the other party could marry such a beautiful foreign woman, "Then... let's start the interview Well. First of all, let me introduce our school. The xxx educational institution is the largest early childhood training institution in Lucheng. There are more than 200 teachers in total, and there are more than 2000 students in our headquarters alone. Our treatment is very good, and you have also seen it , the teaching environment is also good." The head of the personnel department pointed around, and put on a more friendly tone, "Actually, we welcome foreign dance teachers like you very much. You understand the reason! Parents like bilingual education, I think foreign monks can recite scriptures, hey, by the way, is your Chinese good?"
"Very good, there is no problem with communication." Claudia said a few words.
The minister's eyes were even more satisfied, and he never thought about the possibility that he could not speak a foreign language.She flipped through the documents in her hand: "Well... But, I noticed that you don't seem to have a resume, do you?"
"Yes!" Claudia nodded, "I think it's more intuitive to let you see my skills directly."
"I'll talk about that later." The minister frowned, "Some basic information still needs to be confirmed... How about this, I'll write it for you and fill in a resume for you. First of all, what's your name?"
"Claudia Don."
"Oh, your husband's surname is Tang, right? What's his age?"
"This... well, 38..."
"38?" The minister raised his head in surprise, "The teachers we recruit here are generally between 22 and 27 years old. Because we teach children, young girls are in better shape, and it is easier for students to develop Intimacy, 38...this...is a bit too big for us!"
Claudia didn't expect to ask two questions, and the other party disliked her for being too old.Even though she is indeed thousands of years old, this kind of attitude is a huge insult to a woman. She glared at the minister and asked, "How old are you then?"
"Oh, I'm in my forties." The minister was a little proud, because many people said that she looked only in her early thirties.
Just when she thought that the other party was going to flatter her, Claudia smiled and said: "Then you are not a few years older than me, it seems that you are much older than me."
minister:"……"
Claudia snorted softly, giving up the interview in her heart.
The minister endured it and continued to ask, "Nationality?"
"Big... Well, the United States." Claudia almost slipped her tongue. The United States is the nationality that the warden of the prison randomly assigned to her, because Claudia said at the time that she couldn't remember it.
"Okay! The United States is very good." The minister was a little happy again, "What about your education? Are you an international student at a university in this city?"
"This..." The warden of the prison didn't give her a fake degree, so Claudia could only say, "No degree."
"What do you mean without a degree?" The minister didn't turn the corner for a moment.
"It means I don't have a degree, and I haven't studied." Claudia said carelessly, "What degree do you need to dance?" She turned her head and joked at Tang Hanshu, "Could it be that dancing requires an exam? Kicking, One point? Two spins, three points? Hahahahaha... this is too ridiculous!"
Tang Hanshu also laughed loudly: "Yes, yes, it's too ridiculous!"
The Minister of Personnel couldn't laugh, she snapped the cap of her pen: "That... I don't think it's funny at all."
The author has something to say:
Claudia: What?Can't teach dancing without a diploma?What kind of shit is this?
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