stole a little zombie

"We will be wiped out..." Tang Hanshu expressed pessimistically.

"If you are nailed to the cross, you will be in such pain..." Claudia's eyes were blank.

"We..." Tang Da continued.

Tang Hanshu & Claudia: "Shut up!"

Not to mention the three blood-sucking creatures, even if the room is full of ghosts and ghosts, Zhuang Yijing will not be nervous. In her opinion, this threat is not as good as the classroom roll call by the class leader Li Yuanyuan.

She was a little shocked, but also a little puzzled: "No, how could vampires and zombies have children? It's unscientific!"

Bei Haoran didn't understand these things at all, but he still interjected: "Don't you think vampires and zombies are scientific?"

"In our opinion, of course it is scientific." When it comes to professional issues, Zhuang Yijing is obviously more confident, "Vampires can be regarded as a rather contagious virus. The original virus is the most powerful, and every time it spreads, the virus will weaken. One point. After contracting this virus, you will be deprived of fertility, photophobia, and bloodthirsty, but it can also transform your body, making you stronger and more beautiful... But zombies are a kind of A more complex human body mutation, in a damp place..."

Zhuang Yijing said a lot, and everyone stared at her blankly.

"Forget it, forget it, there's no need to explain." Bei Haoran stopped with a bit of a headache, and then pouted at her, signaling her to settle the matter in front of her first, and talk about it after popular science work (of course, it's best not to talk about it in the future) .

Zhuang Yijing turned her attention to Tang Xiaoxiao's family, she couldn't believe it: "You... are really a family? Biological?"

Before his family could get angry like fighting cocks again, Tang Xiaoxiao quickly nodded and admitted: "Yes, you don't have to doubt it, my own!"

"Can I ask how you did it?" Zhuang Yijing asked excitedly.This is unprecedented, unprecedented... I don't know if there will be a miracle of someone coming!It is estimated that even her grandfather has never met.

Unexpectedly, Claudia said angrily: "What do you care about?! Even if you are a celestial master, you are still a little girl! Girls, are you ashamed to ask such things?"

Zhuang Yijing was dumbfounded.

Bei Haoran understood it, looked at Claudia, and thought, why did she suddenly speak yellow accents?

"That... my parents didn't mean anything malicious." Tang Xiaoxiao didn't understand either, but he didn't want the two to continue to fight each other, so he hurriedly pleaded, "They came out of the mountain just to save me. You heard it just now, yes Right? Zhuang Yijing, can you let them go?"

Zhuang Yijing carefully evaluated in her heart, and felt that the other party could not beat him even with four people combined, so she loosened the golden rope generously.

"Wait! Son! Do you know each other?" Tang Hanshu was greatly surprised, unable to understand the direction of the plot.His son actually knew the demon catching master?

"Yes, we know each other. This is Zhuang Yijing, and this is Bei Haoran. The two of them are college classmates... I..." Tang Xiaoxiao rolled his eyes. Although he didn't want to admit it, he still had to say, "Bei Haoran Haoran saved me from those tomb robbers, before you came in, we were having dinner." He pointed to the cold food on the table, looking a little unhappy.

ah?So it turns out that I just avenged my mistake?Do you regard your benefactor as your enemy?Tang Hanshu was ashamed, and was dawdling, planning to apologize to Bei Haoran.

Tang Xiaoxiao saw through his intentions, snorted, and stopped, "Dad, there's no need to apologize, anyway...he's not a good person." He muttered inexplicably, and simply introduced himself to Bei Haoran and the others My family came: "My father Tang Hanshu, a zombie from the Qin Dynasty. My mother Claudia, a vampire from the Tang Dynasty. And my elder brother Tang Da, who is almost 200 years older than me. We are all mixed race, Bei Haoran , you don’t want to call me a vampire every time, according to the rules of following the father’s surname, you have to call me a zombie! Do you understand?” After the rough introduction, he scratched his eyebrows and added a sentence without beginning and end, "That's right, if it's okay, you'd better not talk too much with my elder brother."

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Hearing Qin Chao and Tang Chao, Bei Haoran's eyes lit up, as if he was looking at two humanoid antiques.

Zhuang Yijing's eyes lit up when she heard the hybrid of zombies and vampires.

As for the most important sentence - "It's best not to talk too much with my elder brother", by coincidence, both of them forgot.

"Um... your elder brother, why does he look a little younger than you? Which dynasty does he belong to?" Bei Haoran stared at Tang Da and asked.

As soon as these words were uttered, Claudia reacted. Only then did she notice that the youngest son seems to be a little older?Tang Dada only looked about fifteen or sixteen years old, but Tang Xiaoxiao suddenly rushed to 20 years old, and his height was much taller than Da Dada's.

"Son, you are..." She gasped as she thought of a possibility, "You sucked human blood?!"

"Hiss!" Tang Hanshu took a breath.

"Hiss!" Tang Da also took a deep breath.

The voices of the three gasping for air became louder and louder, as if they were advancing layer by layer, planning to give Tang Xiaoxiao a mixed three-dozen climax.

Tang Xiaoxiao was frightened, her eyes wandered, and she didn't know who to turn to for help.

Bei Haoran stood aside, seeing Tang Xiaoxiao's reaction in his eyes.Like a ghost, he suddenly got the fear of the other party, stood up and said, "Yes! He sucked my blood!"

Tang Hanshu was angry and furious, while Claudia stared at Zhuang Yijing in horror, for fear that she would treat Tang Xiaoxiao like a demon without saying a word.

"How can you suck blood? You sucked blood! Don't those righteous mages have a reason to arrest you?!" Tang Hanshu clutched his chest, looking very hurt, "Also, what did Dad usually teach you? Even if you become a world The evil spirits in our eyes, we can't indulge ourselves to do bad things. Fathers and mothers are also human beings. If a person has a conscience, how can he hurt the same kind? Tang Xiaoxiao, you can't be limited by your own identity, you have to jump Come out! Even if it's a zombie, it doesn't have to bite people!"

In fact, zombies like to bite people, and vampires like to suck blood. Zhuang Yijing really wanted to say that, but she held back.She thought, Tang Xiaoxiao's story about their family not sucking human blood seems to be true.How can there be vampires and zombies that are completely against nature?How on earth is this done?

From Zhuang Yijing's point of view, the Tang family is simply a mystery.

"I'm not... I'm actually... I'm because..." Tang Xiaoxiao couldn't argue with his father's accusation, and felt that he was a bit mean.When he sucked Bei Haoran's blood, he didn't do any psychological construction at all. He seemed to hesitate for a while, then was driven by the fear in his heart, opened his mouth to bite, and followed his instinct.

"Don't blame him, I did it voluntarily!" Bei Haoran simply took the matter to himself after saving people to the end and sending the Buddha to the west. He met Tang Xiaoxiao's extremely surprised eyes and explained nonsense, " He was seriously injured trying to save me, and when he was in danger, I stuck my finger into his mouth and forced him to suck blood..."

Force a little zombie to suck blood?Why does this sound so fantastic?

"No!" Tang Hanshu shook his head, "Xiao Xiaoxiao, you saved him, and you said he saved you. What's going on? I'm so confused, which one of you saved whom?"

"I saved him first." Bei Haoran said very sincerely, "Later, some bad things happened, and he saved me."

"So, my son is your savior?" Claudia's eyes flashed.

Bei Haoran thought the other party's blue eyes reflected light, and said without realizing it: "Auntie, if you want to say that, it seems to be true."

"Hehehe...that's it..." Claudia nodded with a smile, thinking about it.

"That's right, that's the way it is." Tang Xiaoxiao seized the opportunity to sell miserably, trying to calm down Tang Hanshu's anger, "Father, I was miserable at the time, and I was only this young." Tang Xiaoxiao was good at making comparisons, " And I fainted and lost consciousness. If I didn't suck Bei Haoran's blood, I might... never see my father again! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

As he said that, Tang Xiaoxiao rushed towards his father, but unfortunately his height has changed, and he wanted to plunge headfirst into each other's arms according to the habit, but in the end, with a bang, Tang Xiaoxiao's forehead hit Tang Hanshu's chin, and both of them were in pain. call out.

"I'll let you go this time!" Tang Hanshu rubbed his chin, grinned his teeth and said, "Next time you dare to suck other people's blood, don't bother any celestial master to do it. I'll do justice for the sky first."

Tang Xiaoxiao nodded weakly and agreed.

In fact, there is a reason for Tang Hanshu to be so strict with his son.Blood sucking is addictive. For thousands of years, he has witnessed from countless companions how they became slaves to blood and killing step by step, and he never wanted to see Tang Xiaoxiao become like that.

"Then..." After getting to know Bei Haoran in general, Tang Hanshu turned his eyes to Zhuang Yijing timidly, "Son, how did you know Miss Zhuang?"

After finishing speaking, he turned his head to look at his son's appearance again, and a ridiculous idea came to his mind-these two are not in a relationship, are they?Could it be that I am going to hug my grandson?

Tang Hanshu was so excited that he trembled in the urine, a vampire mixed with a zombie and then a celestial master, my God!The unborn grandson is awesome!

"Didn't you tell me?" Tang Xiaoxiao said indifferently, "Zhuang Yijing is Bei Haoran's classmate, and I met him after two classes with him. Zhuang Yijing is very good, capable, smart, and gentle to me. You guys Don't make any more conflicts, okay?"

"Okay, okay, okay." Tang Hanshu said with a smile.

Oh, the relationship between the son and Ms. Zhuang seems to be going very well... It's just that she tied up her father-in-law, mother-in-law and uncle just now. .

The author has something to say:

Tang Hanshu (obsessed with imagination): Oh my god, my eldest grandson is too awesome, isn't he? !

Bei Haoran: Hello?I'm here!Uncle, did you see me? !Hello?Hello!Hello! ! ! !