stole a little zombie

The first ideological education class ended in chaos.

Tang Xiaoxiao accused the counselor of wanting his own life, but nothing happened. He didn't even faint. After shaking a few times, he stood firmly. After all, he had the physique of a zombie, not a weak man.

The counselor was upset and insisted on helping him to the hospital.

How could Tang Xiaoxiao agree?He is a zombie, if he finds out good or bad, wouldn't the gain outweigh the loss?So, together with Bei Haoran, he strongly rejected this proposal.

It's just that when everyone helped him clean up the debris, they grabbed it frantically, and in the end they picked up the lamp tube crumbs and hair together.

Li Yuanyuan covered her mouth in surprise: "Ah! Are you half-British?"

"What?" Tang Xiaoxiao didn't understand.

"You've lost a lot of hair!" Bei Haoran didn't have time to stop it, but Li Yuanyuan leaked the secret, "You won't be bald, will you?"

Tang Xiaoxiao was taken aback for a moment, and touched his head twice, and ended up grabbing a hand of hair.Everyone looked like they wanted to see it but didn't dare to look at it, but Tang Xiaoxiao, as if hit by a bolt from the blue, immediately grabbed the counselor and threatened: "You smashed me bald! You pay! You pay for my hair!"

A murderous aura chilled everyone.

Zhuang Yijing shouted loudly at the periphery of the crowd: "Tang Xiaoxiao!"

The meaning of the warning is self-evident.

Tang Xiaoxiao had no choice but to let the counselor go.

"I have a few prescriptions for... hair growth, I will... give it to you later..." the counselor said with chattering teeth. In the past few years, she has protected her hairline quite well, and she has some experience in this regard.

Tang Xiaoxiao snorted coldly, it was over.

After class, Li Yuanyuan informed everyone in the class group that because the counselors were busy with work and the lesson preparation was too tiring, it was not realistic to take an ideological education class once a week. After careful consideration, they decided to cancel it.

Everyone tacitly sprinkled flowers in the group.

On the way to dinner, Xu Yang laughed happily and kept praising Tang Xiaoxiao: "My brother! You deserve it! You suffered alone and saved more than 100 people in our three classes! Where did you come from, the lucky star?"

Tang Xiaosheng has nothing to love, lucky star?Is he a broom star or something?And kind of bald.

Han Anan held her boyfriend's hand and was very curious about Tang Xiaoxiao: "They all say you are of British mixed race, is that true?"

"No." Tang Xiaoxiao and Bei Haoran said together forcefully. After finishing speaking, the two looked at each other, and Bei Haoran turned his head away with some guilt.

"Where is that?" Xu Yang was also a little curious, "Could it be France? America? Russia?"

Tang Xiaoxiao twitched the corner of her mouth: "No, I'm in the Middle East..." His mother, Claudia, came from China during the Tang Dynasty. At that time, their place was called Dashi, and Tang Xiaocha After all, the big food in the Tang Dynasty is now Afghanistan, Iran and other places, so he is right to say that he mixed in the Middle East.

"Middle East!" Xu Yang's eyes lit up, "Your family doesn't exploit oil, does it?"

Tang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Bei Haoran looked at him with admiration, and when the two fell behind, he quietly boasted: "Okay! Little Ginseng, now you even know the Middle East? You can watch TV well."

Tang Xiaoxiao snorted coldly: "Brother Hao, I'll settle the score with you when I go back."

"What? What's the deal?" Bei Haoran pretended to be stupid, "What's wrong, this is it!"

"Do you think I'm stupid? It's impossible to bald my head. Is there something wrong with the shampoo you got me this morning?" Tang Xiaoxiao asked sharply.

Bei Haoran rolled his eyes, and finally begged his buddies for help: "Hey, have you thought about it, where to eat?"

The four finally went to eat Haidilao. Han Anan said that he was afraid of getting acne, so everyone ordered the mandarin duck pot.

Bei Haoran was very courteous, and asked Tang Xiaoxiao with the menu: "What do you want to eat? I'll listen to you today. I want beef, right? You usually like to eat beef..."

Tang Xiaoxiao snorted coldly: "I want to eat my hair!"

Bei Haoran glanced at the two Xu Yang and Xu Yang who were whispering together, and said in a low voice, "No one eats ginseng here, besides, can you still eat the same kind? Well, I'll order you a hairy belly, anyway the name I'm also hairy, can you forgive me?"

"Success." Tang Xiaoxiao grinned, "Go back later, I will wash your hair with whatever you use to wash my hair."

When Bei Haoran thought of Mr. Mighty's muscular figure, his scalp tingled, and he couldn't help but mutter in his heart, what's wrong with Tang Xiaoxiao?It seems like a different person, is it really angry?

She was indeed very angry, so angry that Tang Xiaoxiao didn't even care about the cute characters.

The two didn't agree, so Bei Haoran had no choice but to order a few more meats according to his inner guess.

Except for Tang Xiaoxiao who doesn't speak much, on the whole, everyone ate happily.Although he didn't care about his affairs, Bei Haoran observed carefully and found that Han An'an had a very good personality. He would cook and pinch whatever he wanted to eat. While being generous, he would also act coquettishly and ask Xu Yang to help her Passing a drink and a tissue, seeing Xu Yang's little expression, is quite sweet.

"It's really Xu Yang you chased after?" Bei Haoran still couldn't believe it when talking about it.

"That's right!" Because of eating hot pot, Han An'an tied up her long hair, she bit her chopsticks and said frankly, "If you like it, just chase after it, I don't think there's anything wrong with it, and it's not that boys have to do this kind of thing. Instead of spending time guessing and waiting, what a waste! Youth is precious, you can earn if you can be together, and you won’t lose if you can’t..."

Xu Yang raised his eyebrows at Bei Haoran reservedly and proudly, as if to say, didn't I lie to you?Such is the charm of Lao Tzu.

"I don't have much contact with you, so you don't know my personality." Before Han An'an finished speaking, he smiled at Bei Haoran, "If one day I don't like it anymore, I will just say goodbye."

Bei Haoran laughed out loud.

Xu Yang's face was disheveled.

As if nothing had happened, Han Anan gave him a piece of fat sheep with chopsticks: "Eat it! If you are so cute every day, how can I not like it? Keep it up! Don't learn from other big pigs."

"You say I'm cute?" Xu Yang was extremely awkward, "Where am I cute?"

"Why, you want me to tell you how cute you are?" Han An'an bit her lip and deliberately misinterpreted his words, "I think you're cute now that you're awkward."

Bei Haoran faintly felt that Xu Yang couldn't control Han An'an, but at the same time, he seemed to have been stuffed with dog food.

He turned to look at Tang Xiaoxiao and asked him, "Are you full? Let's pay the bill and leave when we're full... let's go!"

As soon as the words were finished, the male waiter at the table next to the noodle dish moved too much. He spun and jumped, and the thin and long noodles wrapped around Tang Xiaoxiao's neck, wrapping his head in a circle.

It is not an exaggeration to say that the customers at the nearby tables all laughed.

Someone else whispered: "Hahaha, I've wanted to see this kind of mistake for a long time! I didn't expect to finally get my wish today..."

"Guest, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" The waiter almost bowed down to Tang Xiaoxiao.

"Forget it, it's okay, you can go and do your work." Tang Xiaoxiao said nothing with a cold face, Bei Haoran was afraid of scaring the waiter, so he opened his mouth and untied his waistband.

Han An'an and Xu Yang also sneered at each other, and Xu Yang specifically poked Tang Xiaoxin's nest: "Bei Haoran, your cousin is too unlucky! Take the time to go to the temple to worship, it doesn't bother you."

Bei Haoran shook his head at him, signaling him to stop talking.

"Don't eat! I want to go home!" Tang Xiaoxiao gritted his teeth.

After paying the bill, the four parted ways.Bei Haoran and Tang Xiaoxiao walked back, comforting him: "...According to the degree of your unluckyness before, I thought you would be splashed by the hot pot soup! Now you are fine, but you were only surrounded by noodles. Thinking about it this way , Do you feel that you have made a profit? I think your bad luck is about to disappear, maybe the energy of some curse has been exhausted... Go back and sleep, it will be fine after you sleep..."

The community is not far from Haidilao, but it is still a little far away.It takes 10 minutes to walk on the main road, which is halved by taking a shortcut. The two walked side by side in the alley, and the bustling lights of Lucheng were isolated from the small space.

"It's dark, if this is a quilt covered in a sack, neither of us can find out who made it." Bei Haoran made a joke so desperately.

Tang Xiaoxiao stopped suddenly: "..."

Bei Haoran heard that there was no sound from behind, looked back, realized, and found that he was a little sloppy, Tang Xiaoxiao was so unlucky, it is not impossible to be covered with a sack.Thinking of this, he trembled and urged Tang Xiaoxiao: "Go quickly... Let's run a few steps and go home quickly."

Hmph, I don't!Tang Xiaoxiao was angry and thought, is someone wearing a sack?Come on, there is just one reason to vent your anger.So he not only didn't walk fast, but also slowed down.

I don't know if Tang Xiaoxiao was too unlucky or if Bei Haoran's words came true. After a while, footsteps really came from behind the two of them.

"I'll go!" Bei Haoran didn't dare to confirm whether he was wearing a sack, and immediately dragged Tang Xiaoxiao and ran away.

In the end, Tang Xiaoxiao grabbed him instead: "Why are you running? Didn't you see someone in front of you?"

The voice fell, and two figures with sticks appeared in the alley ahead, and they really came to set their sacks!

"Looting? I'll give you everything!" Seeing that he couldn't run away, Bei Haoran calmed down, "Wallet, mobile phone...all here." He put the things on the ground, "You let us go, we will never call the police .”

Someone said in a rough voice: "Unfortunately, our brothers don't like your little money."

Not for money?Bei Haoran immediately realized that this was seeking revenge.But what hatred does he have?the Kongs--

He asked Tang Xiaoxiao in a low voice: "Is there any spell to shrink the ground into an inch and pass through the wall lightly? When I give an order, you will drag me away immediately!"

Blocking the front and back, seven or eight strong men with sticks approached slowly.

"No such spell! I won't run away either!" Tang Xiaoxiao broke Bei Haoran's hope and squeezed a pair of fists, "I! Tang Xiaoxiao! I want to beat them into pigs' heads—"

After speaking, without a single notice, he rushed up like a whirlwind.

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