stole a little zombie

On this day, the turmoil in the entertainment industry was big enough to be recorded in the annals of history, even Bei Haoran, who didn't care much about hot searches, had heard about it.

Crazy discussions in the class group——

Corgi: Wow, I peeled a lot of skin today!It's even more lively than New Year's Eve!

Tong Wenfeng: Have you read the statement of Zhao xx Company?Said that the video was forged, and it wasn't him who was the big guy in women's clothing.

Su Shan: Huh?Why do you want to give up the persona of a big guy in women's clothing?Unique in the entertainment industry, so recognizable!

Shen Qing: If he really admits it, he won't have a part in mainstream shows.

Tang Lvyang: Do you think that what was revealed today is true?

……

It made Bei Haoran want to take the time to ask who should give the homework of art appreciation, but no one paid any attention to him.A few solitary speeches were submerged in the sea of ​​words, fleeting.

In the end, class leader Li Yuanyuan ended everyone's discussion: "The entertainment industry is too chaotic, and the news that broke out today is shocking, so my counselor and I decided to give you ideological education classes every Friday afternoon in three or four sessions. The specific content is as follows: Ma Philosophy and the guiding ideology of the [-]th National Congress of the Communist Party of China, no one should be absent, and conduct points will be deducted for those who are absent.”

There was no sound in the class group.

Bei Haoran seized the opportunity to ask: "Who should I hand over the thesis assigned in the Art Appreciation class?"

Xu Yang knocked on him alone: ​​"Hand it! Give it! Me!"

Bei Haoran: "??????"

Bei Haoran: "The class representative seems to be a girl in the class, right? How could it be you?!"

Xu Yang: "I didn't say that I was a class representative, but you still have to hand over your thesis to me."

Bei Haoran: "??????"

Xu Yang: "Hee hee, the class representative is Han An'an, and I'm her boyfriend now!"

Bei Haoran: "!!!!!!"

Xu Yang: "My boyfriend's strength, is it going to explode? Hahahaha..."

Bei Haoran was so surprised that Xu Yang never mentioned to him about chasing Han Anan.He couldn't help but reflect on whether he didn't care too much about his friends.So, he sent a message: "The thesis has been sent to your mailbox, remember to check it. To celebrate your leaving the order, I invite you and Han Anan to have a meal, how about it?"

"Ah? Then there's no need?" Xu Yang definitely didn't want to bother Bei Haoran, "You're spending too much money."

"Aren't you afraid that Han An'an will empathize with me after contacting me?" Bei Haoran didn't want to say that he had earned two to three million yuan, so he had to joke and provoke the other party to agree.

"Damn! Let me tell you, it was Han An'an who chased me!" Xu Yang was so angry that he sent a voice message, "My friend's wife, don't you understand me? Eat as soon as you eat! Make an appointment and write down!"

What about the next step?Make it look like gang fights.Bei Haoran smiled: "Then tonight, after our ideological education class."

So, the two casually chatted about what Li Yuanyuan and the counselor had made a fuss about.

During this period, Tang Xiaoxiao kept walking around the room restlessly, distracting Bei Haoran's attention.

Bei Haoran hides the dialog box and calls up the drawing software: "What's wrong with you? It's like this early in the morning, did you not sleep well yesterday?"

"It's not that I didn't sleep well!" Tang Xiaoxiao was a little annoyed, "Brother Hao, I seem to be cursed!"

"Ah?" Bei Haoran seemed to see a dimensional wall standing up slowly in front of him.

"I feel that something bad will happen." Tang Xiaoxiao said with a sad face, "Brother Hao, no matter where you go today, you have to take me with you."

Bei Haoran was dumbfounded: "Huh? What do you mean? You are unlucky, but you are pulling me to be unlucky?"

"You don't want to?" Tang Xiaoxiao narrowed his eyes, "Brother Hao, you are such a person! Good! When the disaster is imminent, we can only fly together, we can only share joys and sorrows. Then I will leave now! Anyway, you have already I hate that I sleep in your bed and squeeze you! I also hate that I have to eat two bowls of rice every day, and..."

"All right, all right, I promise you!" Bei Haoran raised his hands in surrender, comforting himself in his heart, he had no reason to talk to ginseng essence.

Tang Xiaoxiao calmed down and added a sentence: "Actually, you don't have to worry too much, maybe I think too much..."

Before the words were finished, a sparrow flew in from the open window, chirped twice, circled the ceiling for a circle, and accurately dropped bird droppings on Tang Xiaoxiao's head, then flew away Shi Shiran.

Bei Haoran: "..."

After being dazed for two seconds, Tang Xiaoxiao let out an earth-shattering scream.

"Okay, okay, just treat it as an enthusiastic bird and fertilize you." Bei Haoran dragged him to the bathroom to wash his hair, while comforting him, he felt uneasy.Could Tang Xiaoxiao's story be true?Could it be that gang of tomb robbers cursed him last time?This matter is so mysterious, will someone come to the door?

With so many thoughts in his mind, Bei Haoran didn't pay attention to the work in hand.

After he finished washing Tang Xiaoxiao's head, he rubbed it with his hands, only to find that he had rubbed his light golden hair.Bei Haoran was stunned, and quietly took it to his nose to smell it, a strong pungent smell made him squint his eyes.

"Brother Hao, have you changed your shampoo?" Tang Xiaoxiao hunched over and muttered, "Why do I think the smell is a bit wrong?"

Bei Haoran turned his head and glanced at Mr. Mighty who was put together with the shampoo, his whole body was in a cold sweat, and his fingers only felt the burning pain belatedly at this moment.

"Hmm... um..." He said vaguely, "Close your eyes, and be careful not to touch your eyes." Then, holding back his heart trembling, he helped Tang Xiaoxiao wipe his hair. After wiping, he wrapped the towel and stuffed it The bottom floor of the sink.

"Brother Hao, help me dry it!" Tang Xiaoxiao took the initiative to find the hair dryer and asked Bei Haoran to serve her.

"The sun is pretty good today, so don't blow it." Bei Haoran didn't dare to look at him, walked around the room, and closed the open windows, "You don't know, do you? It's not good to blow your hair too much, it will damage the quality of your hair , prone to baldness."

How dare he?At that time, when the switch is pressed, the blond hair will fly around, and Tang Xiaoxiao may be so angry that he will run away from home.However, the hair of ginseng essence is ginseng whiskers. He had to pick up the broken hair while Tang Xiaoxiao wasn't paying attention. This was a good thing and shouldn't be wasted.

Tang Xiaoxiao believed in his evil, and with her wet hair on her head, she behaved like a TV zombie.

Bei Haoran tiptoed around the room picking up hair, crumpled it into a ball, found a box and put it away properly.

Until three o'clock in the afternoon, except that Tang Xiaoxiao pulled his egg on the way to the toilet, and it hurt a little, nothing else happened.Bei Haoran weighed the pros and cons, and felt that even if the curse was true, only Tang Xiaoxiao was unlucky, so he agreed to his stalking, and took him to the ideological education class.

The teacher in the class is the counselor, and she is also active. After half a day's work, she actually made a set of ppts, intending to explain the guiding spirit of the [-]th National Congress of the Communist Party of China in a simple and simple way.

While drawing designs in the sketchbook, Bei Haoran glanced at the drowsy Tang Xiaoxiao: "Do you have a headache?"

"Ah? It doesn't hurt!" Tang Xiaoxiao shook his head, and a few strands of hair were shaken off again, "Why do you ask that?"

Bei Haoran couldn't bear to look directly, and found an excuse: "Oh, the country stipulates that after the founding of the country, it is not allowed to become a master. I am afraid that the thoughts and famous sayings of these leaders will affect you."

Tang Xiaoxiao felt it seriously: "No, I feel pretty good! Why don't you try again..."

Bei Haoran took a deep look at him, and read a paragraph on Baidu: "Seek truth from facts, that is, proceed from reality, integrate theory with practice... come from the masses, go to the masses, that is..."

"Oh, I'm dizzy." Tang Xiaoxiao lay down on the table.

"It's really useful?" Bei Haoran was taken aback.

"No, I just feel dizzy." Tang Xiaoxiao rolled his eyes, "It's obvious that what I'm talking about is human, why can't I understand a word? What the hell is this?"

Bei Haoran said dryly: "It's normal if you don't understand."

"Could it be a heavenly book?" Tang Xiaoxiao was startled.

"You two, Bei Haoran! Who else is there? I've been paying attention to you for a long time!" The counselor held up the microphone and called the names below, "Everyone is listening carefully, what are you two whispering? You like talking so much, don't you? Come on , I will give you the podium, come up and say it yourself."

Tang Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up, she stood up immediately, and walked towards the podium enthusiastically.

Bei Haoran: "..."

Fuck!Didn't hold back!

Xu Yang and his girlfriend Han An'an sat in the front row, turned around and asked with lip motion: "What the hell is your cousin doing?"

The counselor was also stunned, he was just burying people, why did some fool come up to grab his microphone?

"What are you doing? Which class are you in? Who told you to come up? Get out! Get out and punish me!" the counselor said angrily.

Tang Xiaoxiao argued hard: "Obviously you asked me to come up!" He thought he could pass the addiction of being a teacher!What happened to this man?Telling people to come up for a while, and telling people to go out for a while, could it be that they are crazy.

"You..." the counselor was so angry that he said something confused, "I told you to eat shit! You eat shit too, right?"

"You're the only one who eats shit! Dung beetle!" Tang Xiaoxiao stood in the audience and began to scold others.

A few students with low laughing points burst out laughing immediately.

The counselor, who was furious like a pufferfish, lowered his head and turned over the list, and Li Yuanyuan reminded her below: "Counselor, he is not a student of our school, he is Bei Haoran's cousin, and he may have come to listen with him."

Not being his own student means that there is no way to punish him.The counselor was so frustrated that he threw the blackboard eraser on the podium.As a result, the force was too strong, and the eraser bounced up, obliquely rubbing against the incandescent light tube in midair.

The light tube shook a few times, flickered on and off, and then fell down without warning.

Tang Xiaoxiao was standing below.

After a crisp sound, the whole class was dumbfounded, and everyone was as quiet as a chicken

"You..." Tang Xiaoxiao, whose head was full of light tube crumbs, shook, pointed at the stunned counselor, "You...revenge...very...heavy...call you a dung beetle...just Want my life?"

The counselor shook his head crazily: "I'm not! I don't! Coincidence! Coincidence! Everything is a coincidence! Woooooooo..."