stole a little zombie

Kong Shuangci once met Bei Haoran who was as beautiful as jade when she was in love.That year, she was fourteen and Bei Haoran was sixteen.

The reason is that Mr. Kong’s [-]th birthday, a friend of many years brought Sun Beishang, and the two met in the Kong’s compound.

That day, Kong Shuangci, wearing a loose blue and white school uniform and carrying a silly schoolbag, ran all the way in from the outside, shouting: "Grandpa, grandpa!" Like the sister of the seven gourd babies.

"Why are you calling me grandpa?" Mr. Kong laughed and scolded his granddaughter through the curtain, "There are guests at home, what do you look like?"

Surprised, Kong Shuangci stopped, opened the door curtain, and took a peek, only to find that there were two more people in the living room.

The old man who was about the same age as her grandfather smiled kindly at her: "Xiao Ci really hasn't changed at all, she's still so lively..."

"It's called Grandpa Bei." Grandpa Kong reminded his granddaughter.

"Hello, Grandpa Bei." Kong Shuangci originally wanted to come over and tell Grandpa that after congratulating her birthday, she was going to the Maldives with her friends to celebrate the National Day, and now she wanted to see her elders, so she could only come in and say hello no matter how reluctant she was.

"And your brother Ran, I met him once in kindergarten, you always pester him to play, remember?" Mr. Kong pointed to the young man behind Grandpa Bei and introduced.

Bei Haoran was drinking tea, when he heard this, he raised his head, staring straight at Kong Shuangci with a pair of star eyes, but there was no emotion in his eyes, and he just said lightly: "Hi sister Ci."

The voice is cold, like pearls and jade.

Obviously he didn't even smile, but Kong Shuangci, who was still in the second year of middle school, suddenly remembered an ancient line that was almost worn out-"Mo Shangren is like jade, and the son is unparalleled in the world".After meeting each other, her love affair started.

"Okay... Ran, brother..." After she greeted her with a blushing face, she ran out awkwardly. It was so embarrassing!Her silly double ponytails, her silly big forehead, and her silly plain face with a pimple were all seen by this brother Ran...

The grandpa and grandson of the Bei family stayed in Lucheng for a total of seven days. Kong Shuangci released his friend's pigeons and didn't go anywhere.

On the evening of the seventh day, Kong Shuangci bravely called Bei Haoran out, and confessed his love under a crabapple tree in the yard.

Autumn night, the full moon, Haitang, the young girl looked at the boy bewilderedly.

However, Bei Haoran frowned: "Sorry, I don't fall in love early."

"No, it's not puppy love...it's...Brother Ran, I want to marry you!" Kong Shuangci said bravely.

Under the moonlight, Bei Haoran let out a chuckle: "How old are you? Forget it, go to bed..." He rubbed the top of the little girl's hair as a rejection.

Time passed, and after a few years, Kong Shuangci grew up and bloomed.But the 16-year-old Bei Haoran has become the white moonlight in her youth, shining in her hands with a clear and lingling light, but she can't grasp it even if she wants to.So when we meet again, looking at the downcast Bei Haoran, Kong Shuangci has only one thought, catch him!Hold on to him!It has nothing to do with whether you love it or not, it's just because the 14-year-old me wanted it but never got it.

"I want him to fall in love with me!" Kong Shuangci said stubbornly, "Brother, can you help me?"

Kong Shuangwen touched his forehead and complained, "I'm not Yuelao!"

Kong Shuangci also knew it was impossible, but she was unwilling, and gritted her teeth: "Since Bei Haoran doesn't love me, he can't love others either! Brother, Tang Xiaoxiao, can you always help me deal with it?"

"Tang Xiaoxiao is..." Kong Shuangwen showed a clear expression in a blink of an eye, "The man who lives with him? Why are you going to deal with him? Shouldn't you deal with that bastard Bei Haoran?"

"I, I just want to deal with him! Brother, will you help me?" Kong Shuangci said angrily, not accepting any rebuttal.

Kong Shuangwen felt that this was caused by the girl's jealousy, so he agreed: "Okay, you study hard, and I will give you a satisfactory result." Tang Xiaoxiao and Bei Haoran are just two little ants, each Can't run away.

……

"No, my brother is in danger!" In the middle of the night, Tang Da suddenly turned over and shouted.

"I'll beat you to death, you unfilial son!" Claudia, who was studying human junior high school courses, suddenly became furious, "How did your brother offend you? Our family has no inheritance, so what good does it do for you to kill him?"

Tang Da was woken up by the old mother's violent punching: "What's the matter? What's the matter?"

Originally ordered by his wife not to sleep, Tang Hanshu, who wanted to spend the night reading with her, also joined the mixed doubles: "I will make you foolish, I will make you foolish! Come on, spit, pee pee pee!"

"Yes! Spit!" Claudia slapped her son on the back hard.

"Cough, cough..." Tang Da felt that his internal organs were about to be photographed, not to mention the saliva, and he said with black lines on his face, "Mom, this is a human method..."

"What's wrong with the human way? Spit on me quickly! Otherwise, you'll hurt Xiaoxiao, and watch how I beat you!" This trick was learned by Claudia not long ago.When human beings say unlucky words, they will spit, as if this can offset the bad luck.

Under the pressure of his parents, Tang Da conscientiously vomited for more than ten minutes (his father said he was very poisonous, so he should vomit for a long time), a little dizzy and said: "I was clearly sleeping just now, what did you say to me?"

"You said your brother is in danger!" Tang Hanshu said in fear, "I don't know what happened to your brother. This year is so unlucky."

Claudia's heart moved, and she counted with her fingers.

Tang Dada was inexplicably terrified at first, but then he felt that the urgency was useless, so he calmed down, looked at the old mother and said, "Mom? What are you doing? Have you learned fortune-telling?"

"Divination is too advanced, your mother won't be able to learn it, I'm trying to figure out... is this year Xiaoxiao's birth year?" Claudia said irritably, and then asked her husband, "Do you remember when Xiaoxiao was born?"

Tang Hanshu: "..."

"Mom, there are no years in the mountains, who can remember which year it was?" Tang Dada was a little speechless, not to mention which year he was born, he suspected that his parents didn't even know which day it was born.

"It doesn't matter, find Xiaoxiao later, and make him wear red underwear and red socks." Claudia made up her mind.

"Human beings are fundamentally..." Tang Da felt that the old mother was a little crazy, and she couldn't find Xiao Xiao for a long time, which made her superstitious about human beings. If she didn't stop it, Tang Da doubted that the old mother would still come The temple prays to God and worships Buddha.

"Don't look down on humans!" Claudia interrupted her son, "Your parents were also humans before, and, can you make a mobile phone or a TV? Hmm? Can you make a car or go to the sky? "

"I can go to heaven!" Da Tang squeaked and turned into a black bat.

Claudia showed a disgusted expression: "Come on, you, if you want you to read more books, you don't want to. When I say heaven, I mean breaking through the atmosphere, flying out of the solar system, and wandering in the vast universe. Can you? Look at you What kind!"

Tang Da: "..."

Both father and son were speechless for a moment.

After a while, Claudia closed the textbook: "I don't think this is okay. We can't dare to go to Xiaoxiao just because the media is guarding us. Let's do this. We will leave tomorrow."

"It's okay to leave, we need an explanation!" Tang Hanshu frowns, "No one has provided any small information, can they let us go?"

These days, the news of a family of three looking for a child has set off an upsurge on the Internet. Prisons, police, media, and netizens are all staring at them. Today, during the day, they accepted interviews from three media outlets!

"Let's go quietly?" Tang Da said.

"Bad idea! So bad! Now that the whole of China knows what the three of us look like, how can we go quietly?" Claudia scolded her son, "Sudden disappearance will attract more attention. I think you want to make a big news. No? You..."

Claudia suddenly stopped, and she was stunned.

"Wife? Wife? What's wrong with you?" Tang Hanshu pushed the other party.

"That's right! Why didn't I think of it?" Claudia murmured, "Just make some big news..."

"Huh?" The dull son and husband said they didn't understand.

"These people are staring at us because there is no other big thing happening, but what if there is more news than our family of three? Will they stop staring at us? Can we go to Xiaoxiao alone? Claudia gave them an analysis, "It's like, every time Xiao Xiao gets into trouble, husband, you are so angry that you end up causing a bigger disaster, husband, you don't scold Xiao Xiao, but beat her up." Great. The reason is the same..."

Tang Hanshu: I am not!I don't!Every time it's my wife, you get angry, okay?

Tang Da: I seem to suddenly understand something...

"So, we're going to make some big news to distract attention! At the latest, we have to leave the day after tomorrow, and then find Xiaoxiao along that railway!" Claudia clenched her fists.

"But, how do we do it?" Tang Hanshu and Tang Dada asked in unison.

Claudia lovingly touched the eldest son who had just been beaten up: "Honey, it's up to you..."

So, from the moment they opened their eyes the next day, the entertainment journals all over the country turned their heads in a hurry.

"Fierce battle with young models, Zhou Yingdi's marriage is on the red light, and the original partner is caught in bed in a five-star hotel!"

"Siege from all directions leads to a dead end, traffic of fresh meat and drug use into the police station!"

"A jade girl turns into a woman of desire, Tang Huadan's □□ text messages are exposed, and she strives to be a mistress without looking back!"

"The crime is unforgivable! xxx was involved in the actress's suicide case, and she is suspected to be the culprit three years ago!"

……

All major forums and Weibo exploded, and the people who eat melons were overwhelmed, saying, what is today's big day?The state of paparazzi from all walks of life is so brave!Did these celebrities hold a mutual aid meeting and issue military orders to help each other?

All joking aside, on the train, Claudia casually pointed to a name among the top ten of a celebrity ranking list and said, "Now it's his turn."

"Okay." Tang Da pondered for a while, opened his eyes and said, "I feel that Zhao xx's secret will be lost..."

Two hours later, a big news hit the headlines again - "A man with a body and a daughter? The video of the tough guy Zhao xx in women's clothing was exposed, and the cute loli voice is provoking crime."

The author has something to say:

Tang Da: My God!younger brother!You crushed mother's night pearl!

Tang Xiaoxiao (thinking for a moment): It doesn't matter, brother, let's go and see mother's jewelry box, maybe there are many night pearls in it, and mother doesn't remember how many there are.

After half an hour—

Tang Xiaoxiao: My God!elder brother!How did you drop mom's jewelry box?Look, the hairpin and bracelet are all broken!

Tang Da (face ashen): ...