stole a little zombie

Bei Haoran lay on the bed, his heart beating like thunder.

There is definitely more than one way to get rid of Kong Shuangci just now, but why did he stop talking? !Oops, you're not a pedophile, are you?But that's not right either!The one he kissed just now was Tang Xiaoxiao, who was tall and thin with a mixed-race face.If it was the chubby Tang Xiaoxiao who was only six inches tall, he would definitely just want to poke his finger in the other person's belly, not kiss at all.

Heck, I'm not turning into a pervert, am I?

Bei Haoran's heart was in a mess, his thoughts were flying wildly.

At the same time, Tang Xiaoxiao boiled soup and medicine in the kitchen for the first time.He recalled Bei Haoran's actions, turned on the gas and the stove, and after a small pot of tap water boiled, Tang Xiaoxiao played freely, sprinkled a handful of soil into it, and then added the plucked weeds, soy sauce, soy sauce, Salt and sugar, dried fruit snacks, dried plums, beef jerky, and by the way, a few monkey hairs from Xiao Tiantian and threw them in.Half an hour later, a bowl of soup that was dark and smelled very sour was ready.

Skimming off all the dregs, Tang Xiaoxiao carefully poured the soup into a small white porcelain bowl.

He picked it up and smelled it first, then stretched out his pink tongue and licked it quietly. "Tsk!" As the instigator, he himself didn't expect this smell. He frowned, showing a bitter look, and his body trembled uncontrollably twice.

"Tell you to kiss the zombie!" Tang Xiaoxiao said viciously, "Mix the medicine in the bowl and let you rinse your mouth well!"

After finishing speaking, his eyes revealed murderous looks, he walked straight over, and knocked on the bedroom door.

"Brother Hao, can I come in?" Tang Xiaoxiao called weakly from outside.

Bei Haoran didn't want to see him yet, after the other party shouted five or six times, he pretended to be awakened, and said vaguely: "Huh? Uh... what's the matter..."

If it's not important, don't come in.

"I made you a bowl of medicine, it's good for your health..." Tang Xiaoxiao came in with a soup bowl very virtuously, like a little daughter-in-law.

Bei Haoran struggled to get up, a little surprised: "Medicine? What kind of medicine?"

"It's just... our ginseng recipe. It can restore your vitality and make you feel better." Tang Xiaoxiao said lightly, "Drink it quickly, there is my hair in it."

"Head...hair?" Bei Haoran was stunned for a moment before he realized, "Oh! Oh! Ginseng whiskers?"

"That's right! Thousand-year-old ginseng whiskers!" Tang Xiaoxiao blinked meaningfully, "The medicine has strong properties, so it's a bit bitter.

"I just..." Bei Haoran was very moved when he heard that the little ginseng was brewing medicine for him and cutting ginseng whiskers for him. He picked up the medicine bowl and wanted to apologize for what he just did. After thinking about it for a while, he didn't know how to speak. He could only mumble, "I'm sorry."

Tang Xiaoxiao looked at him with a smile, without saying a word, with anticipation in his eyes.

Bei Haoran drank traditional Chinese medicine when he was a child. His grandfather understood pulse conditions and could write a few small prescriptions. Whenever someone in the family had a cold, he never took medicine by injection. Instead, he filled the prescription at the pharmacy according to the handwritten prescription.After several times, Bei Haoran summed up an experience.

Drinking Chinese medicine is like a Liangshan hero drinking alcohol, and I feel bored.Pinch your nose and pour your head up. Before the taste of the medicine stimulates the taste buds, put a grain of sweet sugar in it. Once the taste is neutralized, the feeling will be much better.The most taboo thing is to take one bite at a time and savor it slowly, that would be a death sentence.

So, under Tang Xiaoxiao's gaze, he quickly poured the medicine into his mouth, and then let out a heavy breath: "Quick... get the chocolate..."

Tang Xiaoxiao was stunned.

"Ugh!" Bei Haoran, who hadn't tasted the sweetness, experienced a strange smell that shook the world and made ghosts and gods cry. The feeling was so indescribable that he couldn't find a suitable adjective when he talked about it later.In the end, I can only quote an Internet term "poison in shit" to describe this smell.

Shit, is it bad enough?There was poison in it...

"You...what did you add in it? How could ginseng whiskers smell like this?" Bei Haoran nearly rolled his eyes.

"This is the smell of my ginseng whiskers. How can it be possible that the thousand-year-old ginseng whiskers taste the same as ordinary ginseng whiskers?" Tang Xiaoxie said modestly.

He didn't expect that Bei Haoran would drink the whole bowl!According to his assumption, Bei Haoran should not drink it after two or three sips. After all, the taste is too weird, not only bitter and astringent, but also smells like chemical fertilizer. Who would drink it for normal people?Bei Haoran, what a hero!Tang Xiaoxiao admired him a little.

"Why don't you lie down and rest for a while..." Tang Xiaoxiao comforted him, "I'll bring you a candy, keep it in your mouth, and I'll rub your stomach for you."

I don't know if it's the effect of the medicine, but in the blink of an eye, Bei Haoran was sweating profusely: "Okay, you bring the chocolate, but... you don't need to rub your stomach..."

Tang Xiaoxiao clicked his tongue, feeling a little regretful.

"Go, go..." Bei Haoran was urging him, panting heavily while lying on the bed, the strange smell in his mouth lingered for a long time, he rubbed his stomach, and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

As a result, when Tang Xiaoxiao took out five or six pieces of chocolate from the snack tray and turned around, the door slammed, and a figure flashed out of the bedroom quickly and went into the toilet. After a while, there was a crackling sound inside.

"Tang Xiaoxiao, you... are you fucking poisonous ginseng...?" Bei Haoran said weakly inside, "Why...why my...stomach hurts so..."

"Brother Hao, maybe... it's because you don't know how to make up for your deficiency?" Tang Xiaoxiao was also sweating wildly. She didn't expect this "decoction" to be so powerful.

Rarely, he felt a little guilty, did he do too much?

Bei Haoran spent the whole noon in the toilet. Fortunately, he didn't eat anything in the morning, and he was clean after pulling it a few times, but his neck and stomach were not good, and when he finally came out of the toilet, he was already out of shape .

For the next few days, Bei Haoran asked Xu Yang to ask for leave.

Tang Xiaoxiao was cautious in words and deeds, stopped being a demon, and took care of the patients as much as he could, so the two of them tacitly forgot about the kiss.

Three days later, Bei Haoran was much better. He got up and went downstairs to have breakfast by himself. When he came back, he still had a courier in his hand.

"Did you buy it for me?" Tang Xiaoxiao asked distractedly from the TV.

The sun outside was shining brightly, Bei Haoran first hid the things behind his back, after thinking about it, he felt that it was too obvious, so he took out the things and opened them in front of Tang Xiaoxiao: "It's not the little clothes I bought for you, A small coffin bed. It's..." He took it out and shook it, "It's a little robot doll, for decoration."

Tang Xiaoxiao glanced at him suspiciously.

Afraid that he would discover the real purpose of this thing, Bei Haoran quickly changed the subject: "Hey, aren't you a ginseng essence? I only found out two days ago, why did you put so many small coffin beds in my favorites? It's too weird You are not a ghost zombie, why do you like sleeping in coffins?"

Tang Xiaoxiao froze all over: "I... can I see it?" He said angrily, "I obviously have a collection of many other types of cots! Who said I like sleeping in coffins? I don't! I don't! I don't No!"

"Uh, if you don't have it, then you don't have it." Bei Haoran was a little puzzled.

Tang Xiaoxiao snorted coldly and turned his head away.

Seeing that he turned his attention to the TV again, Bei Haoran fiddled with the robot doll in the room alone, downloaded the app, connected it online and debugged it for a while, then quietly put the doll on the refrigerator.

The life of the two and one monkey recuperated without any disturbances, and the Kong family, Kong Shuangci, who had been wronged for several days, finally blocked his brother who was incapable of doppelganger.

"What's the matter?" Kong Shuangwen was going to discuss a jade carving business with a certain industry leader today, and he was a little nervous, "No pocket money? Go to Xiao Zhang and ask him to get you a supplementary card."

Xiao Zhang is his newly recruited assistant, who is currently in charge of some trivial matters for him, and is still in the observation stage.Originally, in this position, grandpa and he planned to train Bei Haoran to be responsible, and use his brother-in-law as his right arm, so of course he should be more at ease, but unfortunately, the Bei family boy doesn't know how to flatter him.

Thinking of this, Kong Shuangwen snorted coldly, looking at his sister a little impatiently.

"Brother! I haven't seen you for several days." Kong Shuangci pulled him into the yard, "I have business with you today!"

Seeing her aggrieved look, Kong Shuangwen had no choice but to sit down with his arms folded, and joked: "You won't look for me if you have nothing to do, but to make a long story short, I'm in a hurry."

Kong Shuangci glanced at his brother cautiously, and twisted his fingers around: "I went to find... Bei Haoran."

"Why are you looking for him?" Kong Shuangwen's face darkened. In the Jade Pavilion, Bei Haoran refused to give him any face. Kong Shuangwen had already told his sister, don't go looking for that dog again.

"I... I just want to see how he is doing. By the way, let him admit his mistake and come back to Zhenyu Pavilion to work. After all... Grandpa doesn't know about this!" Kong Shuangci defended himself, "But, Guess what happened to him?"

Kong Shuangwen sneered: "What else can I do? He treats him as the young master of the Bei family. If you come to the door like this, what else can you gain besides humiliating yourself?"

Kong Shuangci was taken aback for a moment, she didn't expect her brother to say that.

"I said, are you..." No matter how much Kong Shuangwen hated iron and steel, he couldn't say that cheap word to his sister, so he stood up angrily, "Okay, don't be stupid in the future, I have to go."

"Brother! Now that you know everything, why don't you help me?" Seeing that his brother was about to leave, Kong Shuangci quickly grabbed him and said angrily, "Do you know that? Bei Haoran is gay, and he likes men! He...he still Kissed a man in front of me! He humiliated me!"

"What?" Kong Shuangwen didn't expect to hear this, "Really?"

"Really!" Kong Shuangci stomped his feet, "Brother, he has played me so badly all these years! Who of my friends doesn't know that he is my boyfriend? I have always envied him for being handsome and obedient. What if If they know he's gay, won't I be a laughing stock in the circle?"

In the end, Kong Shuangci shed two tears of true princess tears for her own face.

Kong Shuangwen twitched the corners of his mouth: "Then how do you want my brother to help you?"