stole a little zombie

In the darkness, Tang Xiaoxiao showed her fangs gleaming coldly. She casted extremely quickly, and punched the strong man on the shoulder, knocking him to the ground.This was so fast that everyone was stunned.

"Dare to provoke me? Are your brains flooded?" Tang Xiaoxiao was extremely unhappy, "Come here, let me punch you a few times to vent your anger."

The surrounding area was completely silent, and when the residents next door in the alley heard the sound, they were so frightened that they even turned off their lights.

"Damn, this kid has kung fu! Brothers, move the guy!" A few local hooligans put away their contempt, and then rushed up with sticks first, and directly knocked Tang Xiaoxiao's joints, this is to break people Hands and feet, wait until he can't move, then clean up properly.

Tang Xiaoxiao's body skills were practiced by those monkeys in the mountains. Although it doesn't look good to use, moving left and right, jumping up and down, but the effect is good. Several people cooperated seamlessly and smashed it. Mao didn't even touch it, but Tang Xiaoxiao took the time to beat him a few times.The beating made their blood surge, and their hearts were jumping with fear. How could this be ordinary kung fu?It's obviously Lian Jiazi!

The boss of several people jumped out of the battle ring, slightly sweating on his forehead.The person who gave them the money didn't ask too much, all he had to do was beat them up and focus on taking care of one of them named Tang Xiaoxiao.The man also told him that it's okay to get hurt, but not disabled, let alone stealing money.On this point, the boss agrees with both hands. If it is not careful, then they will fight at most, and they will be locked up for two days.

Such an easy job, who would have thought that it would be difficult?

The boss was secretly anxious, and with a sweep of his eyes, he found Bei Haoran who had been staring blankly.

Damn, beating one is another, whoever he is is Tang Xiaoxiao, half of the task is completed, and the deposit will not be refunded!The boss who wanted to understand decisively abandoned Tang Xiaoxiao, held a baseball bat, and rushed towards Bei Haoran.

"Who allowed you to run that way?!" Tang Xiaoxiao hadn't exhausted enough, and didn't want to "finish" them so quickly, but it was obvious that someone thought of Bei Haoran, so he had to exert all his strength to get rid of the person who was entangled with him. Several people were pinched so tightly that they couldn't move, and then they flew over, the nails in their hands grew sharply, and they shouted, "Look at my nine-yin white bone claws!"

By chance, I watched the little zombie in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", and played this handsome guy as a second-year-old and stupid.

Bei Haoran, who was on the sidelines, thought he had the chance to win, but in the darkness, two screams sounded at the same time.

The sound was from the ruffian boss. When he heard the Jiuyin White Bone Claw, he turned his head and saw five black pointed nails piercing his eyes. The scream broke through his throat without hesitation and resounded through the night sky.

The other sound, which no one would have expected, was Tang Xiaoxiao.He grabbed it with one paw, the smile was still on the corner of his mouth, a golden light suddenly burst out from the boss's chest, a swastika hit him in the face, and he flew out and hit the brick wall of the alley.

Although the gangster boss was not really poked, the whole person was frightened, and he didn't even care about studying the weirdness just now. He didn't even want a baseball bat, howled, and ran away with a group of subordinates.It's so fucking scary, for this little money, he almost became blind!

"Tang Xiaoxiao!" Bei Haoran was caught off guard by the accident, and hurried over to help him up, "What happened just now?!"

The drainage ditch next to the alley is deep and long, and a rotten stench is faintly coming from it. Tang Xiaoxiao sat on it slumped, and said in a breathless voice: "That person...he...his chest...Guanyin..."

"Okay, okay, don't talk anymore." Bei Haoran carried the person on his back, he probably already knew that there must be something on that boss that could ward off evil spirits, and he took Tang Xiaoxiao as a goblin.

"I...too unlucky..." Tang Xiaoxiao said weakly.

Bei Haoran was silent, thinking about it carefully, it really is so.It stands to reason that Tang Xiaoxiao is a goblin, and it is not uncommon to take care of a few mortals. In the end, someone quietly concealed a powerful Buddha treasure. The chance of this is beyond description.

"Is it serious? Is it life-threatening?" Bei Haoran still asked just to be on the safe side.

Tang Xiaoxiao's head drooped on his right shoulder, and the faint breathing sound of the other party came from behind the earlobe. Although he didn't hear his answer, Bei Haoran was relieved a lot. As long as he had his breath, the goblin shouldn't be able to die. .

"You are lighter than I imagined, why is it so effortless to carry? And... Thank you today... If it weren't for you, I don't know how it would have ended..." The long alley is deep, and the sound of the TV in the resident's home is loud. When the sound rang, Bei Haoran was afraid that Tang Xiaoxiao would faint, so he wouldn't let him speak, but he couldn't stop muttering, "If my grandpa knew what the Kong family did, he might think about it... There must be something wrong with this matter." For Kong Shuangci's sake...she has no way to invite these ruffians...it's Kong Shuangwen...the poisonous snake...be calm, I promise you, one day, I will avenge you..."

The broken words, like small marbles, hit the ground, following the footsteps of the two, bouncing lightly all the way.

After taking the shortcut, the light of the civilized world was projected on Bei Haoran's forbearing and worried face again.The aroma of chestnuts on the street is mixed with the smell of braised duck, which makes people feel at ease.But Bei Haoran froze suddenly - Tang Xiaoxiao's breathing disappeared!

He turned his head to look, except for a set of spring clothes on his back, where was Tang Xiaoxiao's figure?Could it be that the blow just now wiped out Tang Xiaoxiao in ashes?

Bei Haoran was so frightened that his hands and feet were cold, and tremblingly, he took off the clothes behind his back, and when there were people passing by, he tensed up and softly shouted: "Tang Xiaoxiao!" Tang Xiaoxiao did not appear to call him Brother Hao’s voice, but something bulging slipped out of his clothes, and the naked little Tang’s little butt landed on the ground, covered in dust.

"Look, that doll is so realistic and beautiful!" A couple happened to pass by, and the little girl's eyes lit up, pointing at Tang Xiaoxiao who was on the ground and exclaiming excitedly, "Even the little *ji*ji has done it!"

Bei Haoran wrapped Tang Xiaoxiao up with black lines all over his face.

"Handsome guy, where did you buy your doll?" The little girl asked him, "Is it expensive?"

"I won't tell you!" Bei Haoran didn't want to say more, and quickly ran away with his arms around him.

After running home in one breath, after casually perfunctory Xu Yang who called to ask if he was home safely, Bei Haoran seized the time to plant Tang Xiaoxiao into the soil, leaving only one head outside.During this period, Tang Xiaoxiao didn't react at all, and passed out properly.

Bei Haoran squatted on the ground and looked at it carefully for a while, and felt that the other party's face was as golden as paper, and he was in a bad mood, so he took a water bottle and poured him half a pot of water.

After doing all this, he can only wait, and Bei Haoran has no other way to help him.After staying until midnight, seeing that Tang Xiaoxiao didn't show signs of waking up, Bei Haoran beat up the troublesome Xiao Tiantian, yawned, and went to sleep on the bed.

With things in mind, people can't sleep well. Bei Haoran had a dream all night, woke up to check the time, and overslept again until twelve o'clock in the noon.

what happened?Tang Xiaoxiao was still in a coma, how could he sleep for so long?Bei Haoran blamed himself, rubbed his drowsy head, and fumbled for slippers.As a result, as soon as he landed, there was a loud snoring on the bed.

Bei Haoran turned his head and saw that Datang Xiaoxiao was lying on the other side, sleeping soundly, the corners of the pillow were soaked with saliva from his mouth.

Bei Haoran: "..."

How... does this feel a bit like a classic scene of drunken sex?He shivered unnaturally, quickly wrapped his pajamas tightly, and fled to the living room.Sitting on the sofa and calming down for a while, Bei Haoran finally came to his senses. His eyes swept over the flower pots he had piled up last night, and he was vaguely curious. It turned out that putting them in the soil was really useful to Tang Xiaoxiao, but when would he recover? Bigger?If it was in a flowerpot, the flowerpot would have broken a long time ago...

If it was before, just be curious.But now, Bei Haoran has a way to solve his doubts.

He opened a mobile app and clicked on the monitoring playback.Putting it on the refrigerator, the monitoring doll that looked at the whole room lit up and began to work seriously.Bei Haoran used eight times the speed to watch from twelve o'clock to three o'clock in the morning. Seeing Tang Xiaoxiao move twice in the flowerpot, he quickly resumed his normal speed.

In the gray, only a rough outline of the things in the house could be seen, and Tang Xiaoxiao, who was in a mess, struggled hard, trying to crawl out of the hole.Bei Haoran saw that he was inconvenient to move. After climbing for almost half an hour, he only freed his hands, so he put the mobile phone on the sink with a smile, and watched it while brushing his teeth.

In the surveillance video, Tang Xiaoxiao worked hard, worked hard, and finally pulled out his waist and legs.He stood on the pit and wobbled, pointing his fingers, not knowing whether he was happy or cursing.

"This damn thing is so dirty! Hurry up and take a shower!" Bei Haoran didn't realize it, and enthusiastically interacted with the villain on the screen.

Then, Tang Xiaoxiao stretched out her arms, stood on the edge of the flower pot and jumped lightly——

It was as if someone snapped his fingers next to Bei Haoran's ear, and instantly emptied his mind, so that he didn't respond, he could only stare blankly at the bat that suddenly appeared on the screen, and opened his mouth wide.

Where is Little Tang?What about others?

The bat swayed twice, and quickly flew into the bedroom. Because of the angle, the situation in the bedroom could also be glimpsed. After a few minutes, the deflated quilt slowly bulged, and a pair of adult feet emerged from the quilt. Straight out.

Bei Haoran couldn't lie to himself, that was Tang Xiaoxiao's feet!

But how can ginseng essence become a bat?He foamed at his mouth to convince himself that the only ones who could turn into bats were bat spirits, or—vampires?

The alarm bell in his heart yelled loudly, "Wooah, wooah", Bei Haoran felt that he was about to lose his standing.

If Tang Xiaoxiao is really a vampire, then when he is injured, the only way to heal his injuries is——

"Me! Fuck!" Bei Haoran spat out the foam and cursed coldly, "He sucked my blood?!"

The author has something to say:

Tang Xiaoxiao (in disbelief): The high technology of human beings, let me reveal my true colors?