[Comprehensive] Supernatural Honmaru Experience Records

"SCP-2941 is a series of anomalous fruits. They are invulnerable, not afraid of water or fire, and besides that, they have one thing in common, that is... as long as they are happy, they will grow crazily. "

"So... short knives, your task is not to make them happy under any circumstances. Please keep hitting, insulting, and mocking them with words... In short, make them depressed. Soon, they will become ordinary fruits. size."

What an interesting mission.

Atsuto Shiro was allocated a giant Persian orange, opened the warehouse door, and Atoshiro Atsuto watched a huge warm orange orange quietly staying in the warehouse, and...continuously getting bigger.

That's right, this is an orange that is quiet and likes to be quiet. I'm sure that if it continues to be quiet like this, it can crush the entire Honmaru.

But it doesn't matter, Atsuto Shiro has a trick.

Out of nowhere, he took out a blackboard. Wearing sound-proof earmuffs, Atsushi Shiro rolled up his sleeves, hugged the naughtiest tiger cub of the Five Tigers to the blackboard, and decisively ordered:

"Come on, stretch out your paws and scratch!"

A suffocating, hoarse and mocking sharp sound came between the little tiger's paw and the blackboard. After hearing the sound, the huge Persian orange visibly began to tremble.

There is a show!Atsuto Shiro continued his efforts, took out an old empty glass bottle, then pulled out the main body directly, and began to rub the blade vigorously to cut the glass, making... an even more terrifying sound.

The big orange has already started to escalate from trembling to convulsions, and the originally juicy orange skin has also changed from a fresh orange to a slightly withered pale, and the size has also begun to shrink in a way that is difficult to detect with the naked eye.

This seems to be enough, Hou pressed the recording button of the tape recorder, he has already recorded the sound of claws scratching the blackboard and knife cutting glass, the next thing is to...

It would be nice to play it in a loop against the orange 24 hours a day.

Atsushi Shiro clapped his hands in satisfaction, and was about to leave the containment room, but his hair might be too short, the earplugs slipped off his head, and his right ear was suddenly exposed, exposed to the strong and stimulating sound.

Immediately, the sound of howling ghosts and wolves made Atsushishiro sit on the ground in fright, and he didn't care to get up, but first put on the earplugs in a hurry——

This sound - too, too terrible!

For the first time, Atsuto Shiro felt pity for an orange. He looked at the trembling orange as if it was about to twitch, and his heart softened. He couldn't help it. He turned on the tape recorder again and played a song casually. , intending to...let this Cheng Zi sleep one last good night, and then he left the room.

By the way, the name of that English song... seems to be called "Lost Rivers"

……

Bones and cattails are assigned two mushrooms.

Although they are two mushrooms, they are considered to be of the same type because...they are a pair of brothers. The elder mushroom is milky white, while the younger mushroom is thin green with asymmetrical fluff.As long as the two Mushroom Brothers are put together, they will continue to grow bigger. As long as they are separated and ridiculed constantly, they will successfully shrink, for example...

Cattail looked apologetic and said to the giant thin green mushroom brother in front of him: "...your Anijia forgot your name again."

"How...how could it be!" the huge mushroom said, but his tone was softly crying: "Anijia and I are very close brothers. This is true!"

"No, he really forgot your name!" Natsuo Toshiro said with a very sincere expression.

"It said that his younger brother is a tomato...or it's a carrot, anyway..." Natsuo Fujishiro pointed to the mushroom brother with a face about to fall, and continued: "In short, it said that his younger brother is impossible It's a mushroom with green bangs."

The thin green mushroom brother let out a burst of crying, and slowly became smaller.

"...Okay, it's done." Natsuo Toshiro stood up happily from the chair, and muttered softly when he saw Brother Mushroom crying out of breath in the corner.

"It's really... why does it feel more bullying than refunding..."

……

On the other side, Gu Gu faced the more difficult brother Mushroom.This milky white mushroom brother is calmer and more difficult to deal with.

"Brother... um, what's his name. Uh... I forgot my name, anyway, please take care of my brother too." Brother Mushroom's tone was very calm, and he didn't seem to be anxious because his brother was not around.

But this can't be hidden from the bones, because it is clearly written in the experiment report that Brother Mushroom is more inseparable from each other's existence than Brother Mushroom who loves to cry.

"Yes, we take good care of your younger brother... He is now planted with a black fungus plant, very affectionate and ecstatic."

After Gukuu Toshiro finished speaking, he keenly noticed that Brother Mushroom trembled.

"Your brother said that when he grows up, he can go wandering around the world with the girl he loves. They will be together for a lifetime, and they will have a lovely child."

Brother Mushroom stopped talking, and his milky white head seemed to be lowered.

"Ah...your brother also said that they won't ignore you. If his wife agrees, he will visit you once every 20 years."

"..."

"Also, if you get Alzheimer's in the future, your brother said that he will definitely send you to the best nursing home, and he will buy a large stack of newspapers for you to tear up and play with when you are bored."

Brother Mushroom fainted and lost a lot of weight.

Gukuu Fujishiro stood up from the chair, kicked it mercilessly, and stared at it for a long time with a dissatisfied expression of "I haven't exerted any force, you fell down." Then he put his hands in his pockets, Slowly walked out of the containment room.

……

The next person to accept the vegetable and fruit task is Imaiken from the Sanjo family... Currently the oldest swordsman in Honmaru, but he accepted the easiest one.

A giant eggplant that can't stop confessing, only saying "I love you".But at this time, you only need to reject him with righteous words, and scold him: "Go back to your garbage dump!" That's it.

It's easy, isn't it?Until he actually saw the eggplant, this sword was thinking like this, until he really saw the eggplant...

Wait, aren't all eggplants purple?Why...is this giant eggplant dark blue?What about eggplant purple? ? ?

Eggplant twisted a bit, aimed at Jinjian, and opened his mouth slowly.

"Hahahahaha, are you a new containment expert... The moonlight tonight is so beautiful."

The graceful and luxurious voice is extremely elegant, but Imaiken's face is very subtle when he hears these words. There is no other reason. This voice... resembles a certain Wuhua Taisao junior of the Sanjo Sword School.Before the giant eggplant could react, it made another sound.

"I love you." Every word is firm and sincere, and the voice of Sanri Yue Zongjin is full of lingering nostalgia, like the exclusive tenderness that the bright moon hanging high in the dark blue night sky pours out only for you.

Jin Jian's eyes were full of helplessness, and finally he couldn't help sighing:

"Shut up and go back to your trash can."

"Hmm... really cruel words, but I really... fall in love with you." The luxurious and elegant voice was full of grievances, but it couldn't restrain the overflowing love.

"Please be sure to go to the trash can in the corner, that's right, it's the one that says [Not Recyclable], thank you." Jin Jian's face turned livid, thinking that the voice of this love-conscious big eggplant was Mikazuki Zongjin , I feel uncomfortable all over.

Eggplant shrunk in a circle, and curled up in the corner with his back facing Jinjian. Jinjian's eyes blurred, as if he saw the back of Sanri Yuezong sitting there, and he trembled in shock.Rubbing his eyes, the one sitting there was still the eggplant, so Imakumo breathed a sigh of relief.

Then he rushed out of the containment room without looking back.

Terrible, really terrible.Imaken clutched his chest and began to gasp for breath. If he stayed any longer...I'm afraid he would have some curious views on this Wuhuatachi junior who didn't even exist in this pill.

"...Imaken?" Yaken Toshiro walked around the corner, and saw Imaki leaning against the door of the containment room from a distance. "How about it, did you succeed?"

"Well, it has begun to shrink, but it will probably take a few days."

Yaken Toshiro nodded, and ticked the column of Imaiken with a ballpoint pen in the notebook he carried with him.

"Okay... In this way, half of the work is done, let's talk about the rest tomorrow." Yao Yan's tightly pursed lips loosened, showing a smile.He reached out and patted Imakusa on the shoulder.

"Let's go, let's go and see the five patients." Yaken Toshiro continued to walk forward, turning his head to motion for Imken to follow.

"Besides, I seem to have seen just now...the judges brought them delicious food."