[Comprehensive] Supernatural Honmaru Experience Records

Code Name: Lie Su

Species: Human (crossed out) Toaster

Types of energy consumption: Morning: carrot juice,

Lunch: raw carrot salad,

Evening: cold raw carrot shreds.

If Lie Su hadn't managed to maintain his reserve as a toaster, he would have been in trouble long ago.

In the middle of the night, after a secret mental power detection, after confirming that the five Token Fusangshen had all fallen asleep, the toaster rattled out of the room.

Then head straight to the kitchen.

"Bread...bread...cough cough, bread..." Lie Su coughed from the long-accumulated dust while rummaging in the kitchen. Finally, he found a small bag of flour among the piles of carrots.

Liesu held up the small bag of flour that had been stored for an unknown amount of time. No, what he found was not flour, but... the last dignity of being a toaster.

At this moment, he couldn't care about so much anymore. Lie Su messily wiped the dust on the dusty chopping board, and then began to pour the flour on it. He saw that the stiff kneading posture was a novice who had never done it before. After a fierce operation, the pile of flour really barely solidified and turned into a ball.

Well done!Lie Su admired this for a while—it looked like dry cow dung rolled in lime. He felt very good about himself, and then divided into several small balls, slapped them flat, and started to bake.

The feeling of baking bread... How should I put it, it's like a cat eating fish, a dog eating meat, or a man with a sword fighting a little monster. The hard-baked bread slices have a sense of accomplishment that has realized the self-worth of life.

Hmm... In addition to the strange color and taste, Liesu smelled the earthy and rotten smell of bread, so he resolutely gave up tasting it, and decided to save it for his subordinates for breakfast.

But... just a piece of blank bread is too monotonous, Lie Su thought for a while, then wiped it on the bread, and after a flash of spiritual power, a burnt mark of the image of Jesus appeared on the bread.Liesu looked at the silhouette of Jesus on the slice of bread, and then at the remaining slice of raw bread, curling the corners of his mouth with great interest.

The next morning.

After waking up, Hachisuka Huche went straight to the kitchen, planning to squeeze carrot juice for his own god-judgment. When he entered, he found that the kitchen was turned into a mess. He looked around suspiciously, then exited the kitchen, turned his head and entered the dining room .

Sure enough, the other four swordsmen were all here, and on the dining table, there were five plates, each with a slice of toast.

……

"It shouldn't be, I remember we don't have this thing in the kitchen." Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki sat at the dining table, stretched out his index finger and poked the slice of bread in front of him, as the most appetizing sword among the initial knives, he He often gets up in the middle of the night to look for food in the kitchen, and he has already swept the entire kitchen.

He turned the slice of bread over and saw the baking marks of the image of Jesus.

Well, now I can be sure that it was my own god judge who did it.

"Hey... Is the master good at drawing? By the way, who is this person?" California Qingguang asked, pointing to the pattern on the bread.

Kasen Kanesada also came up together: "It looks like a Westerner, this seems to be... Da Vinci."

"That's right...that's what was written in the magazine I read before." Kasen Kanesada touched his chin and answered affirmatively: "Da Vinci is a human scientist, and his most famous research achievement is——"

"It proves that man was transformed from a monkey."

The other four Touken Fusangshen looked at him half-understood, Yamabashi Kiri Kunihiro, who had been silent all this time, also interjected at this moment: "Then... what does it mean for the god-judgment to draw a Da Vinci?"

"Ah... probably to make us believe in science."

Speechless for a while.

"...Look, there is a pattern on my slice of bread!" Hachisuka Kotoru touched the pattern on the slice of bread on his plate. It was a silhouette of a middle-aged man in a suit. The difference was that there were several more patterns underneath. Japanese.

"Abe █san... what does this mean? Is it the name of this character?" Hachisu Kakotoru struggled to decipher the handwriting on the slice of bread. "The name sounds like... an onmyoji, and he's still wearing a suit." Kasen Kanesada looked at the pattern, held back for a long time, and then concluded:

"Perhaps the god judge is trying to tell us...even if you are engaged in feudal and superstitious work, you must dress appropriately?"

"……puff."

Yamabuchi Kunihiro suddenly raised his head, his eyes quickly scanned the surroundings alertly and quickly, making sure that the snort was not made by any of them present.

"Are you... are you okay?" Kami Kiyomitsu noticed the abnormality of Yamabuki Kunihiro, turned his head and asked him with concern, "Do you want to go back to the room first? I don't have to go to see the judge for a while."

"...I'm fine." Yamabuchi Kunihiro rubbed his forehead through the white sheet a little irritatedly, he didn't know how to explain to Kai Qingguang, and his keen intuition felt the gaze cast by the spiritual judge .

……

In the morning, when the swordsmen were delivering breakfast, Riesu took another look at Utasen Kanesada with new eyes.It's really hard to tell from the outside that the other party is such a rich person in his heart.

Da Vinci invented "Evolution"?

Okay, Kasen Kanesada is really a talent.Lie Su glanced at him with admiration without any trace, and then took another sip of carrot juice.

……

But Kasen Kanesada didn't have time to speculate on the new opinion of the god judge about him, because when the five swordsmen went out together for an hour...all lay down because of food poisoning.

But looking at the results of the battle, it can be regarded as a lot of gains. Lie Su took several short knives from the arms of California Qingguang, who was pale and his feet were shaking, and began to wake up one by one.

Jinjian, Wuhutui, Rantoshiro, Natsuo, Bone Kuu...Liesu looked at the young and slender child laborers in front of him with satisfaction, and made up his mind that he must use milk and bread to raise them white and fat. fat.

However, the five swords who were old employees fell down with vomiting and diarrhea, and the new employees had to bite the bullet and stand on top.No, looking at the calmest Yaoken Toshiro and Gukuu Toshiro were picked out by Liesu, and greeted the first batch of special items that were about to be contained at the gate of Honmaru.

In the distance, a bullet-proof truck with cash-carrying specifications is coming from a distance. The words "Su █ Electric" are written on the heavy truck compartment as a cover, but the logo next to it is the logo of the SCP Foundation.

Although I made a cover-up... But everyone knows that it doesn't work, and there is no other reason, just listen to the voice in the car.

"Hey! Hey! Stop! Don't make any more turns, the goddamn dirt road is bumpy and my fridge is out of order!"

"Where is Mr. Grahams? I want to see him! I have something important to confront him!"

In the compartment of the truck, an emotional electronically synthesized voice yelled loudly, Yaken frowned and listened, and then made eye contact with Toshiro Toshiro, who was standing next to him, invisibly.

If nothing unexpected, this sounding thing is the abnormal item they want to contain.

The truck stopped, and a man in a white coat got off the co-pilot seat. He wiped his cold sweat with his sleeve in a bit of embarrassment, turned around and saw Yaoken and Gugui, who were about the size of a junior high school student, and was taken aback. He confirmed in doubt: " You...are the person in charge of this site?"

Yao Yan nodded quickly, then stepped forward quickly, and asked, "Excuse me, is the sound in the truck... the object to be contained?"

"That's right, but don't worry, SCP-200-J is an absolutely safe safe-level project." The researcher in a white coat no longer struggled with the identity of the drug researcher and the skeleton, and opened the compartment of the truck——

A chattering refrigerator.

"That's right, SCP-200-J is a normal refrigerator except that it loves to be crazy and make a mess of itself. You can use it normally." As soon as the researcher's voice fell, the electronics of the refrigerator Yin couldn't help but refute.

"Please, I just made the order of food and fruit more logical... Wait, don't interrupt!" The electronic voice of the refrigerator was full of anger:

"During packing, I heard you guys say 'those fruit SCPs are stored separately', why did you store them separately instead of inside me? You are despising my right to be a refrigerator! Right!"

The refrigerator yelled in dissatisfaction. When it came to anger, the door of the refrigerator opened and closed very cooperatively, looking like an angry renter.

But the researcher who heard the refrigerator's request was not angry anymore. He listened calmly, with a little teasing in his eyes. He waited for the refrigerator to calm down before speaking slowly:

"SCP-200-J, I don't mean to underestimate your ability in the slightest." The researcher stared at the faint opening of the refrigerator. At this time, there was the sound of a truck coming from outside, another truck from the SCP Foundation Come on.

The researcher stepped forward and opened the door of the newcomer's van, "So you see, you really can't handle these SCP-2941."

In the compartment, a huge melon filled the compartment to the brim. This melon was really too big, at least two meters five in height, and it kept twisting.

Melon saw that the door of the carriage was opened, and made a movement of twisting her head, aiming at what was probably the face, Toshiro Yaken and Toshiro Boneku, and gave an enthusiastic kiss amidst their horrified expressions. call.

"Hey, little angels, do you think I'm round?"

The refrigerator looked at the melon that was bigger than itself, and completely silenced it.

The author has something to say: footnote:

There are two SCPs in this chapter, one is a refrigerator, and the other is a huge fruit-and don’t think that the fruit is just big, this thing is a joke.