[Comprehensive] Supernatural Honmaru Experience Records

"By the time you read this letter, I have already packed my luggage and am going to go back to my hometown for the New Year after completing the last task.

No, to be precise, I am about to retire. It is true that the salary of working in the foundation is relatively high, but how should I put it, working in the foundation must at least have friendship with God, so that you can survive in the end.

Lastly, about the item SCP-██ discovered in Japan, it has been revised from the Euclid class to the T████ class. The Fusangshin transformed from a sword has all the characteristics of a human being, and it is only used to fight against the retrograde army. It is too wasteful, and it should be used as much as possible in experiments to be reasonable.

In addition, it is recommended to use this project as a welfare project, and let those who have experimental trauma and stress psychological damage serve as "spirit judges" for recuperation.

Well, I'm off to my last mission, please bless me.

——22█/█/█

Task Force Containment Specialist: Lie Su

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——Excuse me, how do you think that you choose to fill your boring and empty letters with several deadly flags?No, no, it's too late to apologize to your primary school Chinese teacher, you have successfully screwed up the task with your stupid mistakes... Congratulations, you have become the first user of your recuperation program, please Be sure to feed your useless brain before coming back.

— Dr. Clef

The above content is excerpted from "SCP Foundation Internal Materials - 100 Common Mistakes in Letter Reports"

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California Qingguang was selected again and became the initial sword of a new god judge, but...

"I said, it's okay to use the analog button plug-in or something when you are out of battle-but what's the matter with using it when you choose the initial knife?!"

As soon as California Qingguang came out, he felt that his stomach had been poked... poked... poked, he took a closer look, and saw a transparent mouse arrow hovering beside him, poking him non-stop, and sending out mouse button clicks Rattling.

The angry California Qingguang was about to complain about something when he was interrupted by a few familiar voices.

"Sure enough, is it a wrong choice after opening the cheating device... No one will be interested in imitations."

"Well... such an operation, although extremely practical, lacks elegance."

"The times are really getting more and more advanced. Have we changed to remote electronic operation to choose the initial knife?"

... dead silence

The atmosphere in Honmaru suddenly froze. At this moment, the already quiet forging room was even more silent.

"Wait, why... you all came out." California Qingguang sweated instantly, he turned his head stiffly to look at the other four companions who were also selected as the initial knife, and then also received their bewildered eyes .

Five initial swords, unexpectedly... all appeared.

For the first time, the five men with swords had great curiosity and various speculations about the god judge they had not met, even the nervous Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki bowed his head in thought...

"I just said it didn't feel right there, it turned out to be like this!" Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki clenched his right fist and slammed it on the palm of his left hand, with an expression of sudden realization.

...You only realized something was wrong when you co-authored it?

Kiyomitsu wiped off his sweat, and before he had time to complain, he heard Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki continue:

"I just said something was missing...it turned out that the remarks of Fengsu Hehuche were missing. Come here, Fengxuhe Huche don't be so stern, let's express some opinions!"

That's totally missing the point!Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki, how crazy are you!

Honeybee Hehu's face was ashen, and he didn't show any good looks to his companion. He snorted coldly, turned his head and walked away, his light purple long hair drew a cold arc because of his cold turn.

"This kind of cheating person is not worthy to be the master of my Hachisuka Kotoru, not worthy!"

Look at this grumpy one!

"Hey wait! Wait!!" Honosuke, who had been ignored all the time and couldn't get a word in, couldn't bear it anymore. With a run-up, he jumped onto Hachisuka Kotoru's golden armor, trying to stop him He, but the metal armor was too slippery, Foxosuke lost his grip, and fell to the ground with his butt squatting, turning into a big hairball.

Foxnosuke covered the white X-shaped OK bandage that suddenly appeared on his head after being thrown, and explained with an aggrieved face: "Hey, gentlemen, don't worry... this is a special benefit for the mentally disabled , it’s not cheating!”

Disabled... Zhijian?

Kami Kiyomitsu looked at Kunihiro Yamababaki who was the closest to him with some horror, the eyes of both sides were full of horror and bewilderment.

Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki is still the most special one: "Ahahaha, so that's the case, I said that the general we haven't met will definitely not cheat!"

This sentence choked Kasen Kanesada, who was about to ask, half to death.

Later, after knowing the secret, Hachisu and He Huche, who had made a 180-degree turn, asked with some concern: "Then, may I ask the specific cause of the God-inspector... what is it?"

Foxnosuke sighed in embarrassment, then pointed to Mutsu Moriyoshi.

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It's over, it's actually mentally retarded.

Hearing the news, the men with swords and swords looked ugly. Hachisuka Kotoru shouldered Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki who stood in front of him with a confused face, and walked up to Foxanosuke:

"Even if the judge has such a problem...but we have to go to see him before we can make a decision." Hachisu Katoru frowned, and Yamabuki Kunihiro behind him nodded quickly.

"Even if you are... mentally retarded, let us know what's going on." Yamabuchi Kunihiro, in this situation, the hood of the white cloak is always pulled down very low, and the leaking blue eyes are full of firm.

Foxosuke sat on the ground and scratched his ears with his pink plum blossom-shaped paws. He seemed quite distressed, but he still had to face what he had to face, and he still led the way slowly.

When Honosuke opened the large iron door full of modern mechanical atmosphere in the forging room, Touken Fusangshen suddenly realized... This building is completely different from the Japanese-style house provided by the time government. It looks like It is a huge and hollow square factory, the walls are gray cement color, and a large number of wires fill the walls, becoming the only color embellishment here.

Behind the heavy iron door is a long and narrow corridor, with crude energy-saving lamps connected in series on the ceiling, and the floor is still covered with thick iron sheets. Even though California Qingguang deliberately slowed down, the high-heeled leather shoes still made noise Crisp sound.

Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki, who was walking in the middle, was startled suddenly, and then turned around abruptly.

A strong... feeling of being watched radiates from all directions, like a pair of eyes watching your every move in the dark, and the uneasiness in your heart will tremble along with the chill rushing up the tailbone.

... nothing.

"...Let's go." Yamabuki Kunihiro, who was walking at the end, lightly bumped Mutsu Moriyoshi, who was stunned, with his shoulder. Mutsu Moriyoshi, who came back to his senses, didn't notice. Veins protruding from the fingers of the cloak.

Suddenly, the gaze in the dark disappeared, as if with a little sigh of loss, as if complaining again——

"Today's visitor didn't bring any bread..."

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The corridor was not long, although it felt as if it had been a long time for the men with swords and swords, soon, Foxosuke led them to the end of the corridor - in front of a rusty iron door.

"Hey, your god judge is inside...Okay, you go in." After the little fox finished speaking, he immediately dodged away from the gate. ——Their judge is definitely not an ordinary mentally handicapped person.

No one stepped forward to push the door open. After waiting for a while, the door opened by itself.

A toaster is placed in the center of the room.

No, no, California Qingguang rubbed his eyes, and looked carefully, only to find that it was a person sitting curled up.

But... the lifeless posture of hugging himself tightly, the pale face, the empty eyes like dead fish, and the toast in his mouth... It looks very similar...

"This is a toaster, right? This is a toaster, right? This acting is amazing. He has never won an important role since he was a child, and he has always played the role of a toaster, right?" California Qingguang didn't dare to make a sound at all, but the barrage in his heart had already gone through three layers.

And the other men with swords are secretly observing their god judges... If they know the sword of "Akashi Kunikoku", then they will definitely say that the similarity between the two is more than 90.00%, but Akashi is Purple hair and red-green eyes, while the judge is pure black hair and black eyes.

"Lord Liesu...they are your new subordinates."

After a while, there was no response.

Just when the men with swords and swords thought that their judges would not pay attention to them, Lie Su raised his head, and looked blankly at the nearest California Qingguang with his inorganic eyes. His straight eyes made California Qingguang terrified Surprised, and behind him Yamabuki Kiri Kunihiro and Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki looked at each other silently.

The scrutiny he felt in the corridor just now was exactly the same as that of the God-inspector at this time.

"I... I am California Kiyomitsu. The child in the lower reaches of the river, the son of Kawara. It is difficult to learn, but the performance is first-class." California Qingguang immediately reacted and introduced himself immediately, although the reaction of the judge... In short It doesn't look like you're listening carefully.

The young man called Liesu by Foxnosuke listened to the introduction of California Kiyomitsu with a piece of bread in his mouth expressionlessly, showing the first expression he saw since they came in.

He spat out the wet slice of bread with a dazed expression, stretched out his arms and handed it to California Qingguang, while California Qingguang was at a loss for what to do with the wet slice of bread——

"I...I am..." Lie Su frowned blankly, as if trying to remember something.

"I... am a toaster."

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To No.426 Honmaru's sword Fusangshin:

When you read this letter, you probably met your new boss, maybe your first impression of him is not very good, but believe me, he will get better soon.

He was mentally polluted during a recent mission...Of course, you can understand that his head was smashed, anyway, he now thinks he's a damn toaster.

So your task is to provide food for him while he is growing his head. Note that you only need to provide raw carrots every day.

PS: Don't give him bread!You must know that your god judge can use spiritual power to bake slices of bread, unless you are willing to let him spend a lot of spiritual power on these insignificant things.

——The boss of your Inquisitors

Dr. Clef

The author has something to say: Yes, the hero is a victim of SCP-426, but I added a setting, that is, the mental influence can be cured... After all, it can’t be a toaster all the time, right?