[Comprehensive] Supernatural Honmaru Experience Records

There is nothing more frustrating than hitting a person at what he does best.Since Lie Su's poisonous bread killed five people in one go, his toaster cognitive disorder has improved a lot, at least it has become an occasional attack.

Do you want to risk your life to eat it again to completely heal the Lord Judge?Kasen Kanesada thought about it seriously, and decided to forget it.

It is not easy to produce a blade, but it can be done and cherished.

Liesu knocked on the door of the ward where the five-handed swords were collectively recuperated. After waiting for a while, there was still no response, so he simply pushed the door and went in. As soon as he entered, he met the five sunken cheeks on the hospital bed, with dark circles. A godless gaze.

Lie Su shuddered, feeling the urge to go back the same way.

"I said...it can't be so miserable, right?" Lie Su scratched his head, then went in and sat on the chair without any guilt, "Come, come, I brought you delicious food."

The five Daojian Fusangshen shivered collectively, as if they were about to get into the bed and start to tremble, until Lie Su hurriedly explained, "It's not bread, it's not bread!", and then tremblingly exposed his head.

I was really scared.

"Look at this." From nowhere, Lie Su took out five buckets of...instant noodles and arranged them on the table.

"How about it, it tastes like chicken soup! I brought it specially from the headquarters of the Communist Party of China." Lie Su pushed the cup noodles forward as if asking for credit, but found that the five people lying on the bed... didn't respond.

It's okay to give instant noodles to a sick person. Lying at the front, Kasen Kanesada covered his heart pierced by his old judge, looked at Lie Su with an innocent face indifferently, and tried to find various reasons to forgive him from the bottom of his heart.

For example... at least it's better than just saying "drink more hot water" and walking away, right?When Kasen Kanesada thought of this, his mood calmed down, and he selectively forgot the idea that "the judge must be the enemy who fed him carrots before revenge".

Lie Su had opened a can of instant noodles marked "Children's Chicken Noodle Soup" by himself, and found a thermos bottle to pour water into it. Unlike ordinary instant noodles, an unusually delicious smell of chicken permeated the entire ward. And the strangest thing is that the cup noodles boiled, and the noodles inside seemed to come alive, as if...weaving something.

Mutsu Mori Kichiyuki snorted, and then sat up from the hospital bed, and the rest of the swordsmen did the same. They all sat up one after another, staring curiously at the jar of cup noodles on the table.

From the pot came the faint and delicate cry of a chick.

Lie Su slightly tilted the pot, and a chick made of noodles poked its head out immediately, and jumped onto the table with a snap.

The curvy instant noodles outline the round body of the chick, which is also dotted with dehydrated carrot and celery vegetable dices and pieces of chicken breast. The red mouth still pecked on the table seriously, then tilted his head to meet the shocked eyes of the men with swords.

Instant noodles are perfect!

While the men with swords were observing the instant noodle chickens, Lie Su prepared the other four bowls of noodles, and the four chickens gradually took shape. Immediately, the room was filled with the soft and immature crowing of chickens.

"Here, eat it while it's hot." Lie Su distributed the cup noodles to the four sword men, then picked up the noodle chicken that ran out of the jar and jumped on the table, and threw it back into the jar. Then he handed it to Hachisu He Huche.

The chicken in the jar made a wet "crack" sound when it was thrown in, accompanied by an aggrieved "crack~" it rolled on the bottom of the tank a few times before flapping its little wings to stand Steady, this fall caused the noodle chicken to drop several vegetable grains, and the cry was also aggrieved.

Completely... completely unable to speak.

Bee Xu He Huche lightly poked the noodle chicken with a fork, causing it to stagger. The angry noodle chicken rushed over quickly, trying to peck the fork with its carrot mouth, which looked limp. Non-aggressive, more like acting like a baby.

"This...this is..." California Qingguang was still in a state of astonishment, and with a flick of the fork, he just hit the noodle chicken in his bowl, and after a soft "chee~!!!", the noodle chicken twitched For a moment, it lay still on the bottom of the tank, and the delicious chicken soup flowed out from the pierced place.

Wait, dead... dead? ! ! ! !

California Qingguang looked at the cup noodles in bewilderment, feeling gradually filled with guilt.

"It's okay, eat it." Lie Su waved his hand, "This is SCP-2057, yes, it's a safe-level anomalous item, but it's fine to eat normally."

Well, then...California Qingguang looked at the chicken in the bowl, thinking that he had stabbed it to death anyway, so he braced himself, forked it up and took a bite.

... Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada, you don't need to show up, thank you.California Qingguang held the instant noodle jar, feeling that he would never get tired of eating it for the rest of his life.

And the remaining four men with swords also overcame their psychological barriers one after another, and showed their sharp forks to the shivering noodle chick curled up at the bottom of the bowl...

……

The next day, containment testing resumed.

Remember the melon that made its debut on the first day?That's right, it is the protagonist this time, and the experimenter this time is the dagger of the Awataguchi family, the five tigers retreat.

The excitement of Melon is that it likes to be praised for its roundness, and the only way to beat it is, when it asks you: "Am I round?", reply it firmly: "You are a disgusting cube."

Wu Hutui practiced in front of the mirror many times by himself, but failed to achieve this effect. However, on the day of the experiment, he was still shivering and shivering.

Melon saw this little angel with a soft white vote, and immediately turned around with a huge body, with a lively and excited tone: "Hey, baby, do you think my figure is round?"

Wu Hutui's tears swirled in his eyes, as if they were about to overflow, he took a deep breath, made full mental preparations, and then spoke——

"No, you...you just...just..." Wu Hutui closed his eyes, gritted his teeth, and roared out the following words loudly.

"You are a disgusting cube!!!!" It was like the soft milky voice of a kitten roaring in a super fierce tone. These words had no lethality at all, but instead carried a hint of coercion and grievance.

melon:"……"

It worked, and the melon began to shrink at a speed visible to the naked eye. Wu Hutui, who had closed his eyes just now, secretly opened his eyes and found that the melon was shrinking. He rushed over excitedly, and then heard the murmur of the melon. language.

"Actually... being disgusted by Zhengtai, wow, wow, Zhengtai, QAQ!!"

So is it just sad because you were hit by Zhengtai? ! ! ! !

Yaken Toshiro, who secretly hid outside the door because he was worried about the five tigers retreating, took out his notebook and added a sentence after the item "Melon likes to be praised"——

"Maybe a pervert who likes Zhengtai."

……

Next, there was the last abnormal fruit - green pepper, Yaken Toshiro kept it for himself.

According to the report, the green pepper looks like the big brother of all other abnormal fruits, and likes to regularly ask about the situation of other abnormal fruits. If you want to hit the green pepper, you must tell him at this time—other fruits let him not be nosy, I don't want to pay attention to his situation.

When Yaken Toshiro saw the lake-green green pepper in the containment room, he was immediately happy.

"How are my brothers? How are they doing?" The blue-green green pepper made a graceful voice.

"So... you're a green pepper?" Yaken Fujishiro pushed his glasses, pretending to be surprised: "Your younger brothers say you're a limp, rotten strawberry."

Qingjiao was stunned for a long while, and then said tremblingly: "Is...is that so, probably...the younger brothers are tired..."

"It's so annoying." Yaoken Fujishiro continued: "This is what they want me to relay, saying yes--the menopausal obasan mother-in-law is too annoying, let you stop disturbing their lives."

"Also said... elder brother or something, he is not as reliable as little uncle." Yao Yan dealt the final blow.

The green peppers are down!The green peppers are starting to shrink! !

Yaken Toshiro turned gracefully, and the white coat on his body drew a round arc in the air.

Heh, younger siblings really have the same fatal point.Yaken Toshiro seemed to think of someone, and the corner of his mouth secretly curved into a warm arc.

Ah... tell him about it when you get him.Yaken Toshiro sorted out all the reports and handed them over to Liesu.

"Good job!...Do you have any questions?" Lie Su patted Yaken Toshiro's shoulder in relief, but saw Yaken hesitate to speak to him.

"It's like this..." Yaoken Fujishiro frowned and said: "The method of containing these fruits is not difficult, as long as you grasp the dead point and stimulate them with words, it can be done, so why should we do it?" ?”

Good question.Lie Su stared at Yaken Toshiro inexplicably, sighed, and then he hesitated to explain to him.

"...You have to know that this batch of fruits was originally placed in the headquarters of the Communist Party of China on the other side of the sea." Lie Su sighed and continued to explain.

"Even after learning about the invulnerability and indestructibility of these abnormal fruits, the headquarters of the □□ still refused to give up and tried to contain them by... cooking, so..."

Yaken Toshiro immediately understood.

"Okay, now that the experiment has come to an end, we are going to study how to get new knives, that is, recruit new employees." Lie Su scratched his head a little irritably.

"After all, we don't have a forge..."

The author has something to say: The list of SCPs in this chapter——

1. SCP-2941 does not encourage fruits and vegetables

2. What does SCP-2057 eat and replenish?