I have a little secret

The moonlight is in the sky, and it is as cool as water.

The bastard Tao who was squatting next to him just smirked, and I was about to be laughed at by him: "If you have something to say, just say it, if you don't say it, I'll go back and rest."

"Your Majesty, would you tell them to back off?"

I waved my hand, Sixi retreated away with the maids and guards, "Let's talk."

"Hey, it's just me and Your Majesty left." Tao bastard simply sat down on the ground: "I just want to enjoy the moon with you for a while, Your Majesty, look at the moon tonight. It is as big and round as when I was a child. It’s like an egg pancake that I sneak out of the palace with you to eat.”

I: "..." I only want to listen to you because I believe in your evil!

"...I was not full at the banquet just now. I want to eat egg pancakes. Are you hungry, Your Majesty?"

I looked at bastard Tao, and bastard Tao looked at me in the same way: "I don't know if the omelet seller is still there, if it's still there, I'll buy it for you tomorrow, hey, no, I'm getting hungry... "

If you can't bear it, you don't need to bear it anymore!

I stood up abruptly: "Stupid, let's go, I'll take you to eat Xiaozao." You just know how to eat, why don't you be a pig!If it weren't for your meritorious service in going to sea this time, I wouldn't bother to talk to you!

"Aren't you a jerk? Why did you change it to a fool?" Tao fool looked puzzled.

I: "..." Damn mentally retarded!

I am growing up, sometimes I will wake up hungry in the middle of the night, so there are always several imperial cooks in the bedroom who take turns to be on duty, I can eat whatever I want, it is so beautiful!

After sending the maids and guards far away, leaving only Sixi to serve, I then asked Stupid Tao: "Just tell the imperial chef what you want to eat."

"Then eat..."

I interrupt Tao Stupid: "If there is no egg pancake, I won't eat that stuff." It doesn't match my high-end atmosphere at all!

"Oh, that's fine..." Stupid Tao said aggrievedly: "Then do what you want, anyway, I'm not picky like Your Majesty."

I: "..." Hey, this idiot really doesn't want to be taught a lesson!What happened to my picky eater?I am the emperor, don't I have the privilege of an emperor?

I was very angry, so I asked the rotating royal chef to make my favorite food.

"Your Majesty," Sixi, who was standing on the side like an invisible person, floated out: "It's too late today, it's too greasy to be cured, so you and Mr. Tao can feel wronged and eat some noodles."

The imperial chef hastily agreed: "Yes, yes, the noodles are delicious, Your Majesty, I will make noodles for you and Mr. Tao, and it will definitely taste better than what you ate before."

Zhen: "..." I'm so angry, what about my prerogative as the emperor?

The cooking skills of the chef tonight are really good, and the simple noodles are delicious. If it weren't for Sixi's eyes that were about to light up, I could eat two more bowls.

Putting down the bowl and wiping his mouth, I watched Tao Shadan eating Hesai with the big bowl, and I suddenly felt less hungry.

"Your Majesty, our Dazhao's food is still delicious." After drinking the last sip of noodle soup, Tao idiot nestled next to me contentedly and chattered: "You don't know, the food on the boat is terrible, I'm so hungry, After finally landing on the shore, I thought that I would finally have a good meal, and guess what? The things on the shore are not as good as those on the boat, so what do you think I have become through the vicissitudes of life now?"

I pinched his slick face speechlessly, is this still the vicissitudes of life?When I am blind!

"Cough, don't look at my complexion now, it's all thanks to the pearls I put on a few days ago," Tao Stupid blushed, "Aren't I afraid that I'm too rough to scare you? I came here specially with that princess, do you think I am handsome and elegant now?"

I: "..." You are blushing!

"It's getting late, you should hurry out of the palace and go back. Mrs. Tao has been watching you at the banquet just now, and Mrs. Tao may be waiting for you too." Zhen waved his hands and began to push people away.

Tao Shadan flattened his mouth: "Is the moon still hanging on it? It's not too late, why don't I tell you about the giant monster I saw at sea?"

I couldn't bear it anymore and pinched his cheek: "Get out of the palace!"

Tao idiot moved away step by step in aggrieved manner, I couldn't hold back, and listened to what he said in his heart: Today I had noodles alone with His Majesty, alas, I really want to kill Your Majesty.

The corners of my lips curled up, you idiot think I should.

Tao Shadan looked back at me, and continued to dawdle: Your Majesty is still as small and exquisite as before, and you can hold them all in your arms.

I: "..." Stupid Tao, I think you just want to die!

Tao Stupid continued to think: Hey, if only I could stay in the palace tonight, it would be very comfortable to sleep with His Majesty in my arms, Your Majesty is so sweet and soft, how about going to climb the dragon bed tonight?

I was almost pissed off by him: "Sixi, go, ask the guards to tie Tao idiot back to the Shangshu Mansion!"

"Yes."

Sixi is busy with work, but I feel that Sixi is fooling me, where is the rope?To tie!Who allows you to let the guards escort him home?It's tied back!If you don't tie up that idiot, you will rebel!

"Your Majesty, Lord Tao has left the palace, you should rest."

I snorted, "Wait for me to take a bath." After thinking about it, I ordered: "Keep the patrolling guards' eyes wide open tonight, the little princess of England is still in the palace." I'm not afraid of Tao The idiot sneaked into the palace and climbed on my dragon bed, huh!

Looking at the golden dark lines on the bed curtain, I feel dizzy and have a headache.

Tao bastard dared to lie to me!

I didn't dare to sleep all night, so I waited for him to enter the palace and climb the dragon bed, but after waiting all night, this bastard didn't come!

This is the crime of deception!

I'm going to chop Tao bastard's head off!

"Your Majesty, Little Master Tao is waiting outside." Sixi waited on Zhen wearing a dragon robe, "Little Master Tao brought you something."

Taking advantage of the maid cleaning the dragon bed not paying attention, I yawned and let him in after washing his face.

"Your Majesty, look what I brought you." Tao bastard said happily, "I went to Willow Street early, and the egg pancake stand is still there, I bought you two egg pancakes, you Try it."

I wanted to say no to eating it, but looking at bastard Tao's bright eyes, my heart softened: "Well, I'll try it later, have you eaten it?"

Tao bastard smiled like a fool: "I ate it, I ate eight of them in one go hahaha."

I: "..." You are a pig, eat eight!I really want to thank Mrs. Tao for not being destitute by you!

"Your Majesty, I'm actually still hungry. Can I have breakfast with you later?" Scourge Tao shamelessly patted his stomach, as if he wasn't full.

I have a headache: "Sure."

Tao bastard laughed again, and I couldn't help listening to his heart again: His Majesty is still the same Majesty, when can we establish a relationship with His Majesty and fall in love?

I: "..." Get lost!I don't want to fall in love with you!

Next to him, Sixi smiled and said: Your Majesty and Mr. Tao are still on such a good relationship, I am so relieved...

I: "..." A group of mentally retarded people can't live this day.

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If you have time, finish this book

Sorry, it's been a few years

Meh, all the girls watching