I have a little secret

Ah, peace and prosperity!

Ah, I am so free!

After the morning court, I strolled in the imperial garden with my hands behind my back, Tao bastard was dragged away by his own father holding his ears, my ears were clean, and I was in a happy mood.

It's just that my good mood didn't last long, because I saw my little princess who could break the sky when she made a fuss, and that little English princess who was chattering.

I turned my head and wanted to leave, but it was too late, because the little queen had already seen me, and I felt that before the little princess of England left Dazhao, I must always light up my mind reading skills.

"Brother Huang, I'm going to look for you." The little royal sister slammed into my arms, "This little curly hair insisted on marrying General Tao Zi, so General Tao Zi wouldn't marry her, right? "

Zhen: "..." The little girl nowadays is really not reserved at all!I am sixteen years old and haven't married a wife and had children, so what are you two yellow-haired girls under ten years old doing to join in the fun?

Princess Elizabeth murmured, and I was dizzy. The almighty Sixi came over to translate: "Your Majesty, this English princess said that General Tao is a man of indomitable spirit, handsome and unrestrained, and extraordinary. She will not marry unless she is a gentleman."

I: "...she really said that?"

Sixi smiled slightly: "Return to Your Majesty, the little one has been modified a little."

I: "..." Sixi, you are really awesome!

"Brother Huang, why don't you talk?" Little Huangmei couldn't stand being ignored the most, she tugged on my sleeve and acted like a spoiled child: "Tell her quickly, General Taozi won't marry her!"

"First, I don't care who General Tao marries is his freedom, but I don't know what Tao Shangshu cares about." I pretended to be profound, and smiled slightly: "Second, Xiu'er, you are only six years old. , it is too early to care about marriage; third, at this time, you are not in the study to listen to the Taifu's lecture, but you directly bump into me, do you think that I will not punish you if you are in a good mood?"

"Brother, you..."

Looking at the aggrieved expression of the little imperial sister, I finally felt relieved: "You go to class immediately for me, and if I catch you playing truant again, I will definitely not forgive you."

"Hey..."

I ignored her and looked down at the little princess of England: "Your envoy from England is negotiating a serious matter with me, Dazhao, why don't you follow me to the study and listen to my lectures from Dazhao?"

Little Princess Elizabeth looked bewildered.

I:"……"

I: "Sixi, translator." It's really annoying to be unable to understand the language!

After seeing off the pretend crying little queen and the valiant little princess Yingjili, the imperial garden was finally quiet. I was relieved and felt that the sky was getting clearer.

It's just that I was relieved too early, I just had two sips of tea, and the trouble came again.

"Your Majesty, Mr. Tao is asking to see you."

I was tired: "Didn't he be taken away by Tao Shangshu? Forget it, let him come here."

Tao bastard's eyes are shining brightly, looking at that tall and straight figure makes my eyes hot, when will I grow so tall and strong?

"Your Majesty, I have something to tell you that no one else can hear!"

I squinted at him, I also had something to say last night, what did I say in the end?ah?What are you talking about?God damn omelette!

"Hey..." Tao bastard probably understood the meaning in my eyes, and scratched his head with a smirk: "I should have told you last night, but I forgot it when I saw you so happy."

I rolled my eyes, and waved my hands to let Sixi and the others go down, "Come on, sit down and talk." If you talk about egg cakes and candied haws, I will definitely string you into a candied haws!

Tao bastard sat down, leaned over, and whispered in my ear: "I paid for a boatload of treasures in England, all for you!"

Um?What?

I was very shocked, not because Tao bastard used his power for personal gain, but was surprised that I didn't hear him thinking about this in his heart yesterday... he really only cared about me.

To be honest, I'm a little touched.

"Your Majesty, I'll keep the best of those treasures in England for you, and sell the rest to you in exchange for our Dazhao goodies, okay?"

Of course this must be good!My little treasury has finally welcomed a new baby!I am happy!

I turned my head to look at the big face in front of me, and said with a smile: "Bastard Tao, you finally gave me a surprise."

"Isn't it a surprise that I came back from England? Those things can only be regarded as the second!" Tao bastard plausibly said: "Speaking of which, Your Majesty, why do you always call me a bastard?"

"I like to call it that." That's because you always think of some pornographic things in your mind!I snorted, and secretly turned on my mind-reading skill, wanting to hear what bastard Tao wants to write now, but...

Wait, bastard Tao, you made a foul!How can you talk about birdsong in Dazhao if you don’t speak Dazhao words?I don't understand, please translate, Sixi!

There is a big shortcoming of my mind reading technique, it does not have a translation function!

Tired of heart!

I was really curious about what bastard Tao was thinking, so I turned a corner and asked, "Bastard Tao, do you have anything to say to me now?"

"Ah? I've said all I need to say, no, I haven't told you about my sea adventures yet."

I: "..." Why don't you speak your mind?You are really swiping the screen maliciously, I haven't figured out what you were thinking before, why did you change it?

Isn't this forcing me to learn bird language?Confused!

To be honest, Tao bastard is very good at talking. He told the story of this journey to sea so fascinating that I was fascinated by it.

But when he said that he almost capsized in stormy weather, I felt a little distressed for no reason. Sailing on the endless sea, who can predict what will happen?

"Hey, Your Majesty, do you love me?" Tao bastard leaned over with a cheap expression, and his heart was carnival: Your Majesty loves me so much, my God!My Majesty is really cute!

I: "..." What should I do if I suddenly don't want to feel bad?This man is really annoying!

"It's getting late now, and I'll tell you the rest of the story when you're free." Tao bastard rubbed his belly: "I wonder if I can have another lunch with His Majesty?"

"Yes, yes, it's as if you won't eat if I don't allow you." I have fully seen the true face of Tao bastard. What about the treasure in the vault, he's going to eat up my little treasury!

Tao bastard showed his big white teeth with a smile: "I know His Majesty loves me."

Bah, I don't feel sorry for you!

I looked at that handsome face of bastard Tao, and then listened to his muttering in his heart, such as "I want to hug Your Majesty, I want to kiss Your Majesty, I want to call Your Majesty Ke Ke's big baby..." and so on, I wanted to beat him, beat him hard !

I'm not your big baby, bastard Tao!

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