I have a little secret

Seriously speaking, Tao bastard is a very good person. He is capable of writing, martial arts, brave and good at fighting. As a courtier, he is very loyal and responsible. As a friend, he is righteous and can do anything for his friends.I just don't know why, every time I see him, I want to beat him up.

Later, I thought, I had this impulse purely because Tao bastard's inner world is too violent, if I don't know how to read minds, then I will definitely like him very much, unfortunately, there are no ifs in this world.

Tao bastard is destined to be hated by me!

I want to beat him into a pig's head, pottery pig's head, just thinking about it makes people excited hehe...

In order to celebrate the smooth return of the fleet from the sea, and by the way to clean up the dust for the little English princess who came from afar and the ambassadors who can never speak clearly, a banquet was held in the palace the next night. As the supreme leader of Dazhao , and finally attended the grand finale.

There were many people at the banquet, but I still noticed the bastard Tao at first sight, because his big white teeth were so conspicuous, under the reflection of the bright palace lanterns, I was almost blinded.

I must beat him into a pig's head!

Not negotiable!

After the improvement of my ancestors, the palace dinner is now very humane. What I like most is to eat steaming delicious food, occasionally sip sweet wine, and watch the very festive dancers in the middle Girls dancing, the taste is really sour!

It would be even better if bastard Tao would not always look at me eagerly!

Just halfway through the banquet, I was full. I wiped my mouth and hands, and called the little imperial sister who was starting to sit still, and watched her eat honestly.

After the song and dance ended, the dancers backed away slowly, I gave the little queen a meatball, looked up at the English little princess who got up, and said with a smile: "Princess Elizabeth has something to say? "

The English little princess speaks a foreign language very pleasantly, but unfortunately I didn’t understand a single word, and Sixi next to me leaned into my ear and explained: “Your Majesty, Her Royal Highness Princess Yingji said that she likes Dazhao very much, and also likes the people of Dazhao very much. I especially like General Tao."

I squinted my eyes: "Did she really say that?" I didn't doubt the meaning of the words, but only the way the little princess expressed them.

Sixi said again: "Return to Your Majesty, no."

Zhen: "..." Hey, Si likes seem to have become so rotten and rotten!

In fact, I don't need Sixi's translation to know that the little princess's words must be very blatant and bold, because the face of Tao bastard has changed, and he is still muttering something in his heart, "My body and my whole heart belong to me, the greatest and the greatest. Lovely Your Majesty's" and "Go away, stupid little English Curly, this general won't like you as a cute and not pretty little girl".

I am very pleased with Tao bastard's loyalty, but I don't like his description of me. I am big and burly, not cute!

Sure enough, bastard Tao is still so annoying to me!

Be careful, I will beat you into a pig's head every minute!

The little princess of England seems to have an inexplicable obsession with Tao bastard, because despite my clever topic shifting skills, ministers' gags, and Tao bastard's strict rejection, this little princess still looks at Tao bastard eagerly. That look, that look, is like a wolf that has been hungry for three days seeing a big fat pig!

I'm worried about bastard Tao, hahahahaha!

The confrontation at the banquet was still going on. I led all the ministers to watch the show gloatingly, and for a while I ignored the little queen who was working hard. When I finally noticed the little queen, she had already wandered past me. The little princess of England is there.

I brought up the letter in an instant. I wanted to call her back, but I was afraid of hurting her crystal glass heart that was inexplicably easy to get hurt. Don't call, and I was afraid that she would make trouble and harm me. It's really tangled.

So, in my entanglement, the chubby little imperial girl raised her chin with a high (low) expensive (flat) expression, and said in a foreign dialect mixed with Dazhao dialect: "Can you embroider?"

Little Princess of England: "No."

"Can you cook?"

Little Princess of England: "No."

"Do you know how to deal with the housekeeper?"

Little Princess of England: "No."

I saw the little Huangmei sneered: "You can't embroider, cook, settle accounts, or have children, so what use are you? With your malnourished appearance, I, Major General Tang Tang Dazhao, are blind." I will marry you, okay?"

The little princess of England burst into tears, and the little queen won again!

I am speechless and ask the heavens, little imperial sister, can you embroider, cook and settle accounts with the housekeeper?Your father, queen and queen must not know that you bully Wai Guoren so much!

The matter was not over yet, and the little English princess who came back in tears wiped away her tears, looked at the little queen with firm eyes and said, "I am the second heir to the throne, I can be the queen, can you?"

Little Queen: "..."

At the moment when the little queen was speechless, I really wanted to run like crazy, the invincible little queen finally lost once!

The matter was still not over, the little Princess of England, who defeated the little queen with a single word, walked to the middle and bowed like a lady, apologizing for her previous rude behavior, and then exited the stage with her neck raised like a proud peacock.

I couldn't help laughing, and said: "Okay, the banquet will continue." After finishing speaking, I beckoned for Little Huangmei to come up.

The deflated little Huangmei was very aggrieved with her mouth flattened, as if she couldn't believe that she was defeated just like that. I pinched her chubby face and said in a low voice: "Xiu'er, as the saying goes, there are people outside the world, there are days outside the sky, lose It's normal, don't be sad."

"Brother Huang, your expression tells me that you are snickering."

I coughed: "No, you read wrong, sit down and eat, I will send you some hot yogurt."

Little Huangmei returned to her seat listlessly and sat down. I felt helpless. Little Huangmei was used to complacency, and she couldn't let it go after losing once. Sure enough, she still needs to exercise.

After the banquet, I was a little dizzy from drinking, so I didn't go back to the bedroom directly, but went to the pavilion by the Taiqing Pool to enjoy the moon, but after a while, Tao bastard came.

If I want to be quiet, I don't bother to listen to other people's thoughts, so I'm still quite curious about the purpose of Tao bastard's visit.

"Your Majesty, are you drunk?"

"No."

"Your Majesty, are you tired?"

"...I'm not tired."

"Your Majesty, are you cold?"

"...Speak up if you have something to say, and get out if you have nothing to say."

Tao bastard laughed and said, "Actually, I just want to talk to you for a while."

But I don't want to talk to you at all, bastard Tao!

Tao bastard is really annoying!

The author has something to say:

Why is it always chrysanthemum turn, can't Fat Paper reply to a comment? QAQ

Mind reading skills can't save the little emperor who doesn't understand foreign languages ​​o(￣︶￣)n

This is just an empty article. Familiar things appear because Fat Paper has no imagination. He can’t be called a bald star, right?

And you must have forgotten Xiao Gong's name by now, in fact, his name is Tao bastard [Be beaten