I have a little secret

I have had a very small dream since I was six years old. I wanted to fill up my small coffers with antique calligraphy, paintings and gold ingots. When my small coffers were half filled, I had a small Emperor brother, little emperor brother is so cute, I gave him half of the treasures in the small treasury.

Then, I continued to save my treasures, and a few years later, I had a little princess again. The little queen was also very cute at first, so I divided half of the treasures in the small treasury.

In this way, after all these years, my small coffers are still not full.

Later, because my father and queen didn't work very hard, I didn't have any younger siblings, so my small coffers gradually filled up, and I felt very satisfied.

It's a pity that when my little coffers were about to be filled, the well-behaved and lovely little queen grew up, and for some reason, she grew into a little girl who could only be mischievous.Since then, I have been unlucky, and I am still unlucky.

The little queen has a number of miraculous talents—of course, not as miraculous as my mind-reading ability—she will silently drill into any hole she can get into; She can be friends with other animals, such as snakes; she can also climb trees, walls, roofs, and so on.

All of this is very miraculous, no one is more "lively" than her, the little queen has become a tyrant in the palace, a proper No.1!

It is precisely because the little imperial girl is so miraculous that I often hear people crying intentionally or unintentionally: the little eunuch who has been punished miserably, the little maid, reward the money; the minister who is frightened, reward the calligraphy, painting and inkstone; The little prince of southern Xinjiang, rewarding treasures... In short, there are various rewards. Originally, the emperor was supporting me. My little treasury has not been harmed, but when the emperor left the throne and ran away with the queen, I was the one who got hurt the most.

I have a dream.

I also have a little imperial sister who can only cheat brothers.

When the little queen woke up from her sleep, my dream was completely shattered.

It's more than tears!

I'm so sick!

Back to the present.

I am sitting behind the dragon case. On the right side of the hall stands Tao bastard who looks very serious with bright eyes, but is not serious at all, and several people from the Department of Foreign Affairs. On the left stands Yingji with hair and eyes of various colors. People, in the middle, stood the little queen who pouted and felt wronged by her fingers, and the blond little English princess who looked pitiful with teary eyes in a tutu skirt.

I have a bit of a headache because of the little queen.

I feel a little distressed again, because the little treasury is about to be exploited.

I sighed in my heart, but said seriously on my face: "Tell me, what happened?" Although I have already learned the truth of the whole thing from their hearts, the procedures that should be followed still have to be followed. Good law-abiding emperor!

A brawny man with brown hair and a big beard took a step forward, made a weird salute, and then said in a cadenced voice: "Your Majesty the wasteland, please give a bow to the abbot of His Royal Highness Elizabeth Boar!" Dao, the tower has been rewarded and hurt by Sensen."

For a moment, I felt speechless, just because I didn't understand what he was saying at all, poor Wai Guoren, you should speak English.

It's just that I didn't understand, but my clever and mischievous little imperial sister did. I saw her face change instantly, with a posture of "God's first emperor brother, second, I'm third", and murmured something in her mouth. Chuaner's English words were not very standard. Although they were not standard, these Englishmen should understand, because their faces turned black and their curly hair straightened.

My English has never been very good, and at this moment, mind reading skills are not very useful, so I can only look at Si Xi behind me, and Si Xi steps forward, and translates in my ear: " Back to Your Majesty, just now the Eldest Princess said that they are ignorant, they have never even seen the most common way of greeting, they are really frogs in a well."

I think that Sixi's words must have been embellished a lot with words, but I don't believe that little Huangmei can say such gentle words at all!

How could the little queen of the violent department learn to speak softly?Especially after the other party offended her severely!

Seeing that the situation was about to get out of control again, I had no choice but to yell, and pulled the fighting cock-like little imperial girl to me, squeezed her face and held hands, and finally calmed down, then looked at those Yingjili again, suppressed Feeling dissatisfied in his heart, he said: "The envoys are probably tired, so let's go to rest first, and we'll talk about the rest later."

The bearded man who spoke before was dissatisfied: "Your Majesty, you are covering up, your sister made a mistake in the eyes of His Highness Bozhu, Wo Mo, and Wo solemnly hopes that the tower can back his highness Bozhu Bo. "

I gave the little imperial girl a determined look, then looked at the bearded man, and sneered, "Why didn't you tell me what you did before? Talking about people behind their backs is what a gentleman does?" Dare to laugh at me? Zhao ignorance, I let Tao bastard kill you every minute!

Yingjili came to make her face a little uncomfortable, and the aggrieved little princess stopped crying. She looked at Zhen and the bearded man, as if she didn't understand anything.

"When did I become a small and ignorant country?" Pooh, do you really think I haven't seen a map?Big sign is bigger than ten English!

The bearded man and the others hurriedly made a strange salute, blushing and apologized: "Wo Bo's faux pas is to backlog you, and the one with a big stomach will invite His Majesty Wasteland, and it's Wo Bo's fault."

I accepted them as soon as I saw them, and saw that they apologized sincerely, so I stopped holding on to them. I only had a calm expression and actually gave them a few things in my heart, so I sent them away.

My heart is crying!

Little Huangmei, you will never understand my sadness QAQ!

Sending Yingjili away as an envoy, and driving away the bastard Tao who kept saying "Your Majesty is so majestic, Your Majesty is so cute, Your Majesty is so cute" with red eyes and red eyes. My sister picked her up and put her on her lap, ready to have a long talk with her.

"Brother Huang, if you want to reprimand me, then you don't need to say more, I will recite it." The little imperial sister complained dissatisfied, and I couldn't laugh or cry: "Who said I want to reprimand you? You did it very right this time , anyone who dares to offend my Dazhao Tianyan must be beaten back."

Little Huangmei's eyes lit up, but then she said unhappily: "If that's the case, why do you want to reward them, Brother Huang?"

I snorted and said: "I heard that the English people have a lot of money. I will let them take a good look at our Dazhao's good things. I will sell them to them in the future and get all their money." Of course, this is only part of the story. The reason, what the little queen did this time really damaged her image, I must have some blood to rectify her name.

After accepting this explanation readily, the little imperial girl immediately shrank into my arms sweetly, rolling around like a baby, but I was only happy for a while, and when I thought of the treasures that were spilled from the small treasury, my heart ached again .

I have a dream.

When will you stop being such a cheating brother, little queen!

The author has something to say:

Girls with claws are all acquaintances hahaha

Xiaoyu sister paper, you are stunned again, the fat paper doesn't know what to say o(*￣︶￣*)o