I have a little secret

Just as I was struggling, a thinner fat man slowly walked in, saluted me, and called out, "Brother Huang."

"Yan'er, why don't you go to study in the study, what are you doing here?" This person is my little brother, cute, cute and smart, with a pair of dimples on his chubby face, so cute!

I saw little Huangdi slowly walking over, lifted Little Huangmei by her collar and lifted her from my lap, saying: "I'll ask Xiu'er to go study."

Little Huangmei screamed, wailed and struggled desperately in the hands of little Huangdi, but unfortunately little Huangdi is a Hercules, she couldn't break free at all, I felt very comfortable, and waved my hands to let the two little guys go back to study.

With tears in her eyes, the little imperial sister yelled at me: "Brother Huang, help me—Brother Huang, I want to see the big ship!"

I was overjoyed for a while, so I said the truth: "If you are willing to give me the sword you got from the emperor, I will let you see the big ship." After I finished speaking, I regretted it, but I was almost excited. The little princess who jumped up didn't give me a chance to regret it at all, she agreed almost as soon as I finished speaking.

So, I got the sword, and the little princess fulfilled her wish, and everyone was happy for a while.

... a mallet! ! !

Faced with the disapproving eyes of my little brother, I shed tears of regret in my heart, tomorrow I will definitely lose my money again, my cheating little sister QAQ!

Seriously speaking, I, who is as lonely as snow, still have a friend, this person is Tao Jinghong, young and promising, currently serving as a major general.It's just that this bastard is always thinking about how to throw me down, which makes me feel a little uncomfortable. I'm an indomitable man, how can I describe it as cute?

Tao Jinghong is really not likable!

I really wish I could make him look like a dog!

Closer to home.

I have always known that money comes from sea quickly, so I built a fleet a year ago, let Tao bastard be my second-in-command, and went to sea with a murderous spirit to engage in diplomacy and earn money by the way.A few days ago, Tao bastard sent a letter, saying that he was coming back, and I was very happy, so I just ignored those bastard words in the letter, sent a message to all the ministers, and waited for the fleet to return Afterwards, be sure to celebrate.

They will arrive tomorrow, and I will call Sixi, the chief eunuch beside me, and ask him to get some poop from Xuetuaner, if Tao bastard dares to have some outrageous thoughts tomorrow, I will give him a slap in the face!

I will do what I say!

Yes, I am so domineering!

Forgot to mention, Xue Tuan'er is my little white dog, very cute, but he got fatter, ate a lot, pooped a lot, smelly... Cough!

With my hands behind my back, I stood upright on the city wall, looking down at the people below the wall, a sense of arrogance suddenly arose in my heart, and I felt that I was the only one in the vast world.

I am full of pride in my heart, and I really want to write a poem to town the scene, but it is a pity that with Brother Keng's little imperial sister, my plan can only be squandered.

"Brother Huang, when will General Taozi and the others arrive?" The little imperial sister held onto the hem of my clothes with one hand, and tiptoed to look into the distance. I looked at her stretched neck and the little fat circle around her neck, and my heart groaned. Laughing, the little queen is really ugly hahaha!

It's just that before I finished laughing, I saw Little Huangmei let go of her hand and took out an unusually delicate small slingshot from the big purse hanging on her body. I blinked and re-confirmed that it was a slingshot.

I felt a chill in my heart, knowing that this little girl was preparing to do something bad, and hearing the movements in her purse, there might be a lot of small beads in it... Where did this bad girl get her slingshot?

Little Huangmei showed off to me: "Brother Huang, look, this is a small slingshot I made by someone. It is so powerful that it can pierce through leaves ten meters away."

I snatched the small slingshot and threw it to Sixi who was behind, and said seriously: "Xu'er, you are a girl, you are not allowed to play with the slingshot in the future, it doesn't look like your princess."

Little Huangmei blinked aggrievedly, shrank her head and stopped talking.Seeing her acting like this, not only did she not feel relieved, but she breathed a sigh of relief. This girl usually makes troubles when she has nothing to do, but now she is suddenly so obedient and honest, it's frightening to death!

When I turned on the special function, I frowned, but I only heard the girl laughing inwardly, and there was nothing else.Seeing that bastard Tao and the others are about to arrive, I can't do anything more, but just warn this little girl to be honest, otherwise I won't take her out to play in the future.

The first time I saw Tao bastard, I found that he was thinner and darker, but also stronger.

I originally wanted to say some good things that moved the heavens and the earth, but who would have thought that when Tao bastard saw me, he would think "The emperor is so cute, I really want to hold him in my arms and kiss him, hehehehe", this How can I feel better?

Am I someone you bastard can hold in your arms and kiss? !

I suppressed my anger and reluctantly said some polite words, and then I sent people back to the city for resettlement.

Tao bastard didn't go home, but followed me to the palace. After entering the Hall of Mental Cultivation, I pushed back the maid, pointed at Tao bastard and said to Sixi: "Quick, make him look like a dog!"

Sixi: "..."

I listened to Sixi's words in my heart, such as "the dog's cake is smelly and dirty, what if it gets your majesty's nose dirty?" Why am I so majestic and naughty? !

I'm the emperor, so I won't be naughty!

Sixi is really annoying!

Tao bastard was still thinking about those rebellious words in his heart, with a smirk on his face, I was angry for a while, and finally surrendered helplessly, looked at him and said: "You go back to the mansion first, and we will talk about things after you rest, Tao The old generals are waiting for you."

Tao Jinghong patted the back of his head and said with a smirk: "There is no hurry at home. I found something new for His Majesty, so I just want to give it to Your Majesty."

Once I was happy, I didn't care what he was thinking, and asked, "What is it?"

Someone brought four big boxes in, and I opened them one by one, and suddenly I felt that my eyes were full of gold, Emma, ​​what a treasure!

"As long as His Majesty likes it."

I patted the bastard Tao on the shoulder, and just about to praise him, I heard the man say in his heart, "Your Majesty has been in close contact with me. Seeing him from such a close distance, His Majesty is really a natural beauty that cannot be abandoned, really I really want to kiss you!"

I:"……"

You bastard Tao Jinghong, I shouldn't be soft-hearted towards you, go back and hug your big willow tree!

snort!hum!

As the saying goes, extreme joy begets sorrow, I was just about to send the bastard Tao away to have a good time with my baby, when someone outside came to report that Her Royal Highness the Princess sneaked onto the boat and made the little English princess who came with the boat cry.

I just felt that a thunder fell from the sky, and I was woken up. I finally knew what I forgot before. When I saw that bastard Tao was only angry, he lost his naughty little queen, without him Didn't the little queen get into trouble again!

Looking at the warm baby, and thinking about that little coffer that can never be filled, I just feel that life is dark.

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