Every day I am afraid that the president will find out that I am an undercover agent

For some reason, Pei Hang deliberately looked at the almanac this morning, but he didn't see the auspicious day, but he knew that it was forbidden to travel or meet relatives and friends today.It is suitable to sweep the house and close the tent, so that the guests will not be drunk and sit mad.

The meaning is to stay at home, don't go out to join in the fun from 10:30 to [-]:[-], who knows if something bad will happen.

But Pei Hang is a standard materialist on the one hand, and an uninhibited man with a brain on the other, he refuses to admit that the things left by his ancestors are indeed somewhat evil.

Now at ten o'clock in the morning, the situation he faced made him want to get out of his atheistic thinking, go to church and ask for a bottle of holy water, and spray his mother from head to toe.

His biological mother, Pei Ruoyao, is a magical human being, and the only connection with Pei Hang other than the mother-child relationship is that they are both mammals.

In other words, they know each other a little more than strangers.

Even Pei Hang didn't expect his mother to come thousands of miles to send surprises without even saying hello.

Although this surprise is more like a fright.

And Mu Ling's operation pushed the degree of shock to another peak.

Pei Hang is very worried now, very worried.

Asking how much you can worry, it's like encountering a cold current without wearing long johns.

His mother stood at the door, wearing short skirts and high-heeled black stockings, dressed even more anti-human than Mu Ling for the November weather in the middle and lower reaches of the Yangtze River, and said, "Oh, let me tell you earlier, they are all my own people."

Pei Ruoyao continued: "Put it down, let it go, these are pets, not wild game. Amitabha, don't kill animals when we meet for the first time."

My Buddha is merciful, but my Buddha does not pass criticism.

Although she tried her best to express her kindness, Mu Ling did not accept this.

After glancing at her indifferently, Mu Ling said to Pei Hang, "This woman has a grudge against her daughter-in-law."

Pei Hang: "..."

Pei Ruoyao hurriedly said: "Nothing, I won't bully your partner."

Mu Ling still ignored her, raised the bird and the snake with a righteous face, and said, "Would a normal person give these as gifts?"

His mother immediately admitted: "I'm not a normal person."

Mu Ling let go of his hand, and the macaw couldn't wait to fly out. The budgerigar on Pei Hang's shoulder let out a scream, and was chased by the macaw which was several times its size, and flew around the room, screaming mournfully and desperately. "dad".

Pei Hang wanted to call Dad too.

Regarding Mu Ling's matter, if you say that he has met with injustice, he himself is the person involved, if you say he is the victim, he still looks like an enthusiastic crowd.

Pei Hang was in a dilemma.

Pei Ruoyao wanted to enter.

Mu Ling stopped her from entering, made the sign of the cross at her mother with a stern expression of "don't let dirty things in", and muttered righteously: "Go away..."

His mother also realized that something was wrong, and asked Pei Hang in a low voice: "Is there something wrong with your partner?"

Pei Hang said, "I drank too much."

He took the poor corn snake over, probably because of hibernation, this little creature was very docile, and when it was in his hands, it coiled up spontaneously and shrank like white jade.

Although Pei Hang was not afraid of snakes, he still felt a little terrified holding this kind of thing in the cold, and asked, "Why do you want to give me this?"

Pei Ruoyao said: "I originally wanted to give away spiders, but it's a pity that we can't get big ones in China—you loved playing with them when you were young, and I almost wanted to send you away several times."

Pei Hang said sincerely: "If you send me a half-meter-long spider-like creature, I can also be sent away now."

Pei Hang explained for a long time, and finally let Mu Ling understand that she is the daughter-in-law targeted by the wicked mother-in-law.

Then the problem came again, Pei Hang wanted to let his mother in, but Mu Ling still blocked the door and refused.

Mu Ling's eyes were red, and he asked him, "I fell into the water with your mother, who do you save?"

Pei Hang: "No, you're giving me a proposition before you get married?"

His mother had never seen such a posture before, and said: "Why save me, my mother, I swam across the Yangtze River, and I can still catch you."

Pei Hang told her not to make trouble.

Mu Ling said in a straight voice: "I remember her, as long as I'm here, she won't even want to enter this house."

Pei Hang was about to go crazy: "What kind of strange speech is this, President, did your design collapse and you made it?"

His mother said cautiously: "I don't need to go through the door, I can climb through the window."

Pei Hang: "I beg you too, can you close the wheat?"

Suddenly there was a loud noise behind him. It was the cat who picked up the trash can, and the trash turned over the floor, staining the carpet he had just cleaned.

The cat looked at Pei Hang as if he had done something bad.

The two parrots were still chasing and fighting in mid-air, with colorful feathers flying all over the sky.

The heating was turned on in the room, and the snake was also awake, twisting on the ground, hissing and spitting.

Pei Hang took a deep breath, and the anger gauge started to turn red. It was just a bit of an eyesore when looking at his mother, but now looking at his own mother, it is like a layer that has not been completely removed.

He said, "Get out of here, all of you."

Pei Ruoyao and Mu Ling were thrown outside together with cat, bird and snake.

Lian Rong and Xie Yiyun rushed over after hearing the news, took them to the hotel, and booked a banquet by the way, calling it a clean-up for Pei Hang's mother.

Ulan Balsshulun and Xiao Shanshan also came to join in the fun.

Mu Ling woke up completely after three hours. After listening to the ins and outs, he calmly asked a question.

"If I invest in time machine research now, can I travel back to yesterday and lock myself in a small black room in my lifetime?"

Pei Hang said: "I think it's easier for you to forget about this matter now that you've lost your brain."

Mu Ling wiped his face, as if considering the feasibility of this proposal.

Although Pei Hang had expected that Mu Ling would wish to reinvent himself after waking up, but obviously he still underestimated the impact of this incident on the president. Courage in this room.

In the spacious and bright box, Xiao Shanshan was particularly interested in the blizzard, playing with it on her wrist.

Pei Ruoyao looked at her very happily, then smiled at Lian Rong: "This girl is really handsome."

When Xie Yiyun heard this, he was a little worried for his uncle, and was about to say something.

Xiao Shanshan replied: "Thank you, I also think I am really handsome."

Pei Ruoyao asked kindly again: "Have you ever had a date?"

Xie Yiyun raised his heart.

Xiao Shanshan said, "Yes."

Xie Yiyun's heart slowly let go of half of it.

Xiao Shanshan said, "But it's already been divided, just two hours ago."

Xie Yiyun raised his heart again.

Pei Ruoyao said: "There is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world, why bother to fall in love with a single flower. What do you think of Pei Hang?"

Xie Yiyun began to pinch Lian Rong.

Lian Rong: "..."

Xiao Shanshan said: "He is a good man."

Pei Hang's mother, as a hopeless beauty control, automatically throws away her brains when it comes to good-looking people, regardless of gender, leaving only pure appreciation for beauty.

As soon as Pei Hang came out, he saw his mother being a nympho, and pushed Mu Ling over without any surprise.

Facing this daughter-in-law who is very senior and has had strange encounters with her, Pei Ruoyao admits that he is good-looking, but she dare not be too presumptuous and restrained a lot.

Mu Ling first apologized to her for what happened in the morning.

Pei Ruoyao smiled with embarrassment, she had already heard from Lian Rong how Pei Hang met this man, in a word, the way is too wild, both of them.

Pei Ruoyao sighed endlessly: "Xiaohang used to fight every day when he was in school. I almost thought he had a violent gene. I was worried that he would not find a partner in the future, and if he found a partner, he would be violent at home. I didn't expect to get married soon after graduation."

Mu Ling looked at Pei Hang: "Do you have violent genes?"

Pei Hang said: "Don't listen to my mother's nonsense, it's others who provoked me. Anyway, even if we fight, I can't beat you."

Mu Ling said, "Okay, then I can rest assured."

I don't know whether to rest assured that he has no violent tendencies, or to rest assured that he can't beat himself.

The fuck asked them again when the ceremony would take place.

Pei Hang said it was too early.

His mother said it was not too early, I will show you the place now, and the dresses and invitations can also be prepared.

Pei Hang said no.

Pei Ruoyao's eyes sharpened: "Could it be that your relationship...hasn't reached that level yet?"

Just as Mu Ling was about to speak, Pei Hang made him shut up with an elbow, and said, "It's a lifelong matter, we still have to discuss it carefully."

Pei Ruoyao urged: "Then hurry up, I can only stay in the country until the Chinese New Year, you'd better get things done this month."

There are less than ten days left in this month.

Pei Hang agreed, and brought out Mu Ling who looked blank like a plate of roast duck.

As soon as he got home, he said to Mu Ling, "Let's elope."

Mu Ling: "???"

Mu Ling said, "Why..."

Pei Hang said: "I think my mother likes Xiao Shanshan more."

Mu Ling said, "But she agrees with us being together."

Pei Hang said sadly: "You don't understand, this is the scariest thing."

There is a kind of person in the world, being liked by him is a kind of disaster. Their love is as heavy as Mount Tai, and life cannot bear it.

Unfortunately, Pei Hang's mother is such a woman.

Pei Hang's mother threw a party for him, and invited some good friends to have fun with him without telling him.

At this kind of party, some mothers will dress up their daughters as little princesses; some mothers will pack their sons into little princes.

And Pei Hang's mother dressed her son as a little princess.

Pei Hang said: "I stood in the middle of the group photo that day, and I just felt that the excitement was all theirs. I was as embarrassed as if I was put on it."

Mu Ling handed him a tissue, and said hesitantly, "Actually, a five or six-year-old child, even if he pretends to be in reverse, shouldn't go against the norm."

Pei Hang: "I was 17 years old and 21 months old that day."

Mu Ling: "..."

Pei Hang said: "My mother still has a lot to do, but I really don't want the next one to happen at our wedding. So, let's run away."

Mu Ling said: "As for it? You can tell your mother the truth. She will not ignore your opinion when you have a biological child. Why fight with her?"

Pei Hang said: "Fighting against the sky is endless joy; fighting against the earth is endless joy; fighting against people is endless joy."

Mu Ling saw a melon field in a daze, Pei Hang's childhood shadow covered the whole sky, and he was running wildly under the moonlight, as if he was headed down.His mother chased after him like a fork.

Mu Ling finally recognized it and said, "Okay, where shall we go?"

Pei Hang invited out the globe and asked Mu Ling to choose an elopement location immediately.

Mu Ling turned around twice, slipped his slender index finger, and tapped a place.

Pei Hang looked at it and sighed: "The world is so big, you have to choose a chicken butt that can't even open the golden arches."

The author has something to say: This chapter is so stuck, I finally wrote it to go out to play

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