Every day I am afraid that the president will find out that I am an undercover agent

When Pei Hang was in middle school, he had a female classmate who had a good relationship with him.

Even if his own brain circuit is so miraculous that it is worth opening a course to study, he still has to bow down to this female classmate's thinking.

At that time, they were avoiding the teacher's eyes and ears in the studio. This female student swished and drew a lifelike grass mud horse in the corner of the octavo sketch paper. Lived in the head teacher who was passing by.

The teacher took a closer look and saw that half of the young man's cheekbone on three quarters of the paper was occupied by an alpaca. He was overjoyed and rewarded her with ten sketches, and sat next to them watching the excitement.

But this is not the final reason why Pei Hang still has a deep impression on her after so many years.

Ulan Barthurun ​​squatted curled up on the lower berth of the train. He was tall and burly, which didn't fit the size of the narrow berth. His posture with legs and shoulders curled up was like Ouyang Feng about to practice martial arts.

Pei Hang once enjoyed traveling around the world with his lover in the future, and it is best to bring an obedient, tacit, and cute pet companion.

The former condition is now perfectly satisfied, while the latter...although it is somewhat different from the facts.

There is a big discrepancy.In short, it's hard to say.

Although Pei Hang couldn't figure out why he eloped with Mu Ling, this Ulan Balsi had to follow.

But the fact is so painful, because he couldn't find a reliable person who could properly house the animals at home after they left, he had to reluctantly pack them all up and send them to a pet store for foster care.

Others are good to say, that is, the macaw is extremely difficult to deal with. Compared with the other mentally retarded parrot who can only call Dad, this guy is extremely smart. It went to the pet store where people thought it was a stolen parrot, and almost contacted his mother on the spot, exposing their decision to elope.

Pei Hang asked what to do?

Mu Ling came up with an idea: "Why don't you ask Lord Yan who gave us the first parrot?"

The tone in which he said this was three points cold, three points cold and three points careless, very similar to the mocking version of "Why don't you ask the amazing Mr. Conch".

And the miraculous Prince Yan, Ulan Balsshulun, really solved the problem of parrot placement for him, on the condition that he would go on a trip with them.

Pei Hang frowned, realizing that the matter was not simple: "We are going to elope, what do you want to join us?"

Ulan Barth Shulun said: "You can regard me as a companion to accompany you to wander the world."

Pei Hang said, "Yes, but it's not necessary."

His preferred accompanying companions are golden retriever dogs, and he is less inclined to accept large mammals that can walk upright.

Ulan Barthurun ​​said: "Which thing they can do that I can't do?"

Pei Hang said: "The dog can play games with me and relieve my boredom."

They took the train for three days and two nights, and went straight to the plateau from the free shipping area in the weather at the end of November.

He lay on the small table and watched the scenery outside gradually change from high-rise buildings to open fields. He suddenly remembered that on the eve of the college entrance examination, a group of people discussed in the evening self-study where they most wanted to go after the exam.

The one who yelled the loudest said "I'm going to Tibet to see the prairie".

Pei Hang immediately slapped him: "Is there a prairie in Tibet?"

The subject of the liberal arts college entrance examination is history, politics and geography. Most people choose history plus politics, called Shi Zhengsheng, and a small number of people choose history plus geography, called Shi Disheng.

There are also some unthinkable choices of politics and geography, known as mentally handicapped students.

Pei Hang was not a ZZ student, his geography grades were a mess, he couldn't figure out the capital of his infighting province in the second year of junior high school, and he didn't know that Northeast Province was not on the map until he was in university.

But there are grasslands in Tibet, Mu Ling said, his original words were "I used to ride by".

Ulan Balsi Shulun added humbly: "The grassland he passed by casually is Namtso."

Pei Hang said, "I don't read much, so don't you don't like me", and said, "Isn't Namtso a lake?"

Ulan Balsi Shulun said: "Nam Co is the second largest lake on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, surrounded by plains."

Pei Hang said, "Where is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?"

Ulan Barthurun ​​explained to him the geography of China all night, and finally let Pei Hang know that his Mongolian hometown is not next to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

On the train to Lhasa, charging was difficult along the way. The power bank spit out a horrible black smoke the next day and was declared scrapped.

Now no one dares to open software that consumes a lot of power, only Mu Ling's mobile phone exclaims "unbelievable" from time to time.

He didn't care about Pei Hang when he was engrossed in playing, Pei Hang was so bored to death, Ulan Barthurun ​​said: "Let's play a game."

What he wanted to play was "Who's Undercover".

Mu Ling has never played before, so he will not comment, and continues to fight wits and courage with his Xiaoxiaole.

Pei Hang didn't want to play, so he brought out the deeds of his female classmate in middle school.

When they played this game back then, this female classmate, as a game black hole, played the highest level of undercover - she didn't even know that she was an undercover.

At that time, there was a host, a whiteboard, and an undercover agent, a total of five or six people.

Undercover is Batman, and everyone else is Spider-Man.

This female classmate took Batman.

She was the first to speak, and said confidently and affirmatively: "I can spin silk."

Finally, when the mystery was revealed, everyone went crazy and said, "Okay, your Batman can spin silk."

Ulan Barthurun ​​said: "Although, a bastard won't make you hate this game until now, right?"

Pei Hang said: "If you have been playing with this bastard for a year who is an undercover agent, you will also suffer from PTSD."

Ulan Barth Shulun had no choice but to give up.

Over there, Mu Ling failed to clear the level in the last step, and his physical strength was exhausted. He quit the game with hatred, threw away the phone and hugged Pei Hang's waist.

Pei Hang was left out in the cold for most of the day, and now being held by him, he felt like a pacifier without emotion.

On the second night of the train's journey, the altitude went up to 3000 meters.

Pei Hang spent most of the night in front of the recording board to take pictures of this height. When he came out of S City, he looked like a good man in a sweater, and now he couldn't help but put on thick clothes.

Mu Ling was wrapped roundly by him, and was still squeezed into the same lower bunk with him at night.The place was too small, and it was difficult for them both to move. One of them was half lying on the head, and they couldn't even turn over.

It is a ghost to be able to fall asleep under such circumstances. Pei Hang was a light sleeper, and the noise of the rumbling train alone made him unable to fall asleep.

It has been a long time since the human-inhabited buildings have been seen outside the window. There are swamps and lakes scattered on the vast plains, and occasionally there are guiding lights flashing by in the night.

Pei Hang stayed up late at night, and couldn't help moving his hands and feet.The latter also didn't sleep deeply, he woke up as soon as he moved, and asked him in a low hoarse voice if he was not feeling well.

In the middle of the night, it was still in such a bad environment, Pei Hang couldn't talk coquettishly, so he stretched out his body and opened his arms, showing his attitude with actions.Mu Ling supported his legs and crawled over from that end, climbed onto him, and shrank into his arms.

Pei Hang wrapped him in a windbreaker like he did something bad, as if he was afraid of being seen by others.

He couldn't sleep well for several nights in a row, and on the third day Pei Hang finally couldn't hold on anymore. The dark circles under his eyes were so obvious that they couldn't be covered, and he felt exhausted.

Ulan Barthurun ​​didn't speak during breakfast, but his expression was full of complaints: "You guys are so promiscuous|promiscuous".

Pei Hang wanted to ignore him, but in the end he couldn't take it anymore and said, "What are you thinking, how can we do this kind of place?"

Ulan Barthurun ​​asked: "Why can't you build this kind of place?"

Pei Hang: "Look, we are both 1.8 meters five, it is very difficult to turn over on the sleeper, let alone exercise."

Ulan Barth Shulun didn't believe it, he felt that the stage is as big as the heart.

Before Pei Hang could refute, Mu Ling finished breakfast, wiped the corners of his mouth, and said coldly, "You don't have sex | life just by looking at you."

Ulan Barth Shulun: "..."

Pei Hang: "..."

After Pei Hang finished his meal, he was so sleepy that he was not familiar with using his limbs.

He went back to catch up in broad daylight like a walking dead, this sleep was undisturbed, and after three hours of rest, he finally came back to life.

Half a day before arriving, Mu Ling's mobile phone was finally turned off by Xiaoxiaole. He had nothing to do, so he could only play Werewolf at a table with Ulan Barthurun ​​and other young people in the car. kill.

Mu Ling is not very good at playing, and needs someone to explain the rules to him from the beginning.

It's nothing at all, unfortunately, he has been traveling a lot for the past few days, and his whole face is not very good. Looking gloomy, the girl who introduced the rules of the game to him was trembling with fright, and said a lot of nonsense.After Mu Ling heard it, she still didn't understand it, and she was too embarrassed to bother others, so she had to play hard.

No one died on the first night, and no one reported their identity, so Mu Ling decided to vote for Ulan Barthurun.

Ulan Barth Shulun was out and asked him why did you vote for me?

Mu Ling said that you are not pleasing to the eye.

In the second round, Ulan Balsshulun voted for Mu Ling at the beginning, for the same reasons as above.

Others felt that this was not good, and they had no experience in the game. A little brother wearing glasses deliberately reorganized the rules for them at the beginning of a new game.

Mu Ling and Ulan Baer Sishulun suddenly realized what they heard, and voted for the glasses boy together, the reason being that he talked too much, and the villain died because of talking too much.

Pei Hang watched it itchy and joined in.

However, he has always been unlucky in this kind of game. He drew a prophet, but he didn't catch a werewolf for three consecutive nights.

Ulan Barth Shulun said, waste snacks.

In the next round, the two prophets jumped against each other. After a wave of operations, there were only four people left. Mu Ling claimed to be a guard, and Ulan Barthurun ​​claimed to be a prophet. The two identified the remaining one as a wolf.Pei Hang, a commoner, was so overwhelmed by their previous performance that his mind went blank and he chose to abstain.

Then he inexplicably won by paddling and lying down, because no one died in the last night, and the guards and prophets killed the werewolf after dawn.

Pei Hang thought it was Mu Ling who protected Ulan Balsshulun from the werewolf assassination.

In the end, the werewolf confessed that killing the prophet was useless, and Pei Hang was vacillating, so he chose to kill the guard.

Mu Ling said that he was too lazy to protect Ulan Barthurun, so he protected himself for the last night.

Pei Hang: "..."

Then they played a few more games of truth or dare.

Ulan Barth Shulun said to Mu Ling sincerely: "I really don't play SM."

The expressions of the others changed when they saw them.

Mu Ling gave a very smirk laugh, took off his coat, and whipped Ulan Barthurun ​​with his scarf.

Everyone continued to play in fear.

Pei Hang said sincerely to Mu Ling: "Actually, when I was interviewing, I really came to work as an undercover agent under your hands."

The others trembled.

Mu Ling did not respond, as if the battery had been removed.

Pei Hang: "???"

Like him, Mu Ling didn't sleep well at night, and he didn't catch up on sleep during the day. Now he was hung with a breath of immortality. After hearing what Pei Hang said, he didn't even blink his eyes.

"Oh, next."

"..." Pei Hang repeated without giving up.

Mu Ling said impatiently: "You surf the Internet and watch too many things, you're all in the drama, right?"

Pei Hang: "..."

Mu Ling gave him another knife: "Wake up, you are already out of breath."

Pei Hang: "..."

Ulan Barthurun ​​seemed to realize something, he was joking with the girl next to him, but suddenly turned his gaze.The blue eyeballs rolled around, and then laughed again.

The author has something to say: I have to find time to go to the hospital

I suspect my front tooth is decayed