Every day I am afraid that the president will find out that I am an undercover agent
Chapter 40 Buy 1 Get 1 Free
Pei Hang said to Zhou Yan: "My little goose, your little brother, is lost."
Zhou Yan's first reaction was: "Who is your son?"
Second reaction: "The bird is lost? How did it get lost?"
Pei Hang said: "I told your uncle that I was dissolute and loved freedom and ran away from home."
Zhou Yan: "Actually?"
Pei Hang: "Your uncle practiced how to propose to me in front of it, which scared the parrot away from home."
Zhou Yan: "..."
Zhou Yan: "Did the proposal succeed?"
Pei Hang: "Is this the point?"
Isn't that the point?Zhou Yan thought.
Pei Hang added: "Now the focus is on how to get the bird back."
Mu Ling posted bird hunting revelations all over the community.
Within a long time, Lian Rong knew that their parrot was lost.
Xie Yiyun asked what was going on, and said, "Blame me, I forgot to tell you that Uncle's behavior is out of control after drinking."
Pei Hang said, "How out of control?"
Xie Yiyun said: "Do you remember the tree in the garden in front of the company?"
Pei Hang: "Mr. Xie, don't lie to me, there are no trees in the garden at all."
Xie Yiyun said: "There used to be."
His tone made Pei Hang realize that this is a "longlongago" story.
Xie Yiyun said: "Uncle once drank too much at the annual meeting, and held a brief ribbon-cutting ceremony for those trees. By the way, he used vodka to cultivate the soil. After the Chinese New Year, there were no plants longer than one meter at the door."
Pei Hang: "..."
He hung up the phone, and in the living room, Mu Ling looked at the face-to-face of Pei Hang, which was newly hung on the wall last night, with a puzzled face.
Before Pei Hang had time to restore these things to their original state, he was thinking of some excuse to fool him when Xiao Shanshan also came.
She said before that there are many classes at the end of the semester, and she moved back to the school dormitory. Pei Hang felt like he hadn't seen her for a long time, and asked, "Why, you also came to find birds for me?"
Xiao Shanshan: "What the hell?"
Pei Hang: "Yan Lun gave me the bird."
Xiao Shanshan remembered it and said she didn't see it.
Now Mu Ling was able to calmly watch the two chatting, picked up the coat on the sofa, and said, "I'll go out and look for it."
After he left, Pei Hang asked Xiao Shanshan, "What's wrong with you?"
Xiao Shanshan said: "Tongya dared not go home during the Chinese New Year, and she dared not return. She insisted on pulling me in. If I didn't agree, I would have a cold war with me."
There was a rare irritability on her face.
Pei Hang said that it's still early before Chinese New Year, are you all thinking about going home?
Xiao Shanshan: "Her parents are too controlling, they started urging her half a month ago."
Pei Hang has known Tong Ya's family, the financial conditions are good, but the parents are quite strong, and when they were young, they often staged full martial arts. Tong Ya has cultivated a character that is gentle at best but weak at the other in this environment.
He secretly speculated that it is hard to say how much Tong Ya likes Xiao Shanshan, but there should be a kind of admiration for her.
Pei Hang felt that this matter was a bit complicated, and it was difficult for outsiders to comment on it. In the end, he could only say euphemistically: "No one in her family can beat you, right?"
Xiao Shanshan said that this is not the point, she thinks Tong Ya is too weak, she always has to face this kind of thing by herself.She can think of a dozen ways to deal with her parents' desire to control, and she doesn't understand why Tong Ya is afraid of hesitation, so she doesn't pay much attention to her request.
She is a person with little extra emotion, a ruthless person who can use violence as a means to solve problems, it is difficult to look at problems from the perspective of a weak person, so she doesn't seem to have any empathy for Tong Ya.
Pei Hang asked her: "Then do you like her?"
Xiao Shanshan said: "I don't have the ability to like people."
Pei Hang found it difficult to explain to her, and Xiao Shanshan probably couldn't understand the little girl's thoughts, so she said, "Can you discuss it with someone who is closer to your brain circuit?"
Xiao Shanshan called Ulan Baer Sishulun over on the phone.
Of course, it is impossible for this person to be called under the pretext of being a psychological tutor.
Xiao Shanshan fooled him by saying, "Mu Ling and Pei Hang lost your bird."
Ulan Barth Shulun's crotch | The next step is tight, and it will come.
He did get involved in the matter of the Black Stone, which caused Mu Ling a lot of trouble. He was afraid of being hacked to death by the president with a knife, so he avoided showing his face during this time.
But in order to get justice for the budgerigars he gave away, he came to visit them regardless of his life.
Taking advantage of Mu Ling's absence, Pei Hang also explained the real incident to him.
After listening to it, Ulan Barthurun unexpectedly expressed his understanding, with a deep look of "I understand".
Pei Hang: "... Does he have any special performances in front of you?"
Ulan Barthurun said: "No one knows the truth of this matter except me, including Mu Ling himself."
When Pei Hang heard it, it was another "longlongago" story.
And it was earlier than Xie Yiyun's.
It goes back to when Mu Ling was young.
At that time, he still had long hair that was fashionable at that time, and Ulan Balssurun also had a big Slavic beard. They were still good friends, and they met and rode to the Potala Palace together.
And the turning point of this friendship happened when Ulan Balsshulun brought Mu Ling to his hometown.
On that day, his people warmly received friends from afar——
Pei Hang became nervous: "Did you get him drunk?"
Ulan Barthurun's memories of the past were interrupted, and he said angrily: "With his drinking capacity, does he still need to drink?"
Pei Hang was speechless.
When Mu Ling was young, he was extremely stubborn, and when he was drunk, he would touch porcelain everywhere, and even Ulan Balsi Shulun couldn't stop him.
Mu Ling also wrestled with his clansmen.
According to Ulan Barth Shulun's memory, his hospitable people said: "Never heard such an exciting request."
All the young and middle-aged boys of their tribe were dispatched that day.
To say that Mu Ling was at the peak of his fighting power at that time, after a whole night of fighting, he still hadn't lost too badly, so that when Ulan Baal Sishulun desperately dragged him into the yurt to rest, this guy was still struggling yelling "next".
Pei Hang's face was filled with horror, as if he got to know Mu Ling again.
Ulan Barthurun sighed and said that the following is the key point.
Although he is a 1.9-meter strong man, he is not a man of iron, and he cannot hold down a drunken Mu Ling.
In desperation, he grabbed the sheep whip hanging from the yurt and tied Mu Ling up. After controlling his movements, he took off his clothes and began to help him apply the medicine.
Because the conditions were not enough, Ulan Barthurun held up a piece of candle for lighting.
At this time, Mu Ling sobered up.
Ulan Barth Shulun became his last wrestling object.
Pei Hang: "..."
Ulan Barth Shulun spread his hands: "Then we parted ways, he still thinks I'm a pervert who plays SM."
Pei Hang felt that this story was really a man silent and a woman crying, he said: "Although I don't know if what you are telling is the truth, but according to this trend, even if you are not playing with a whip or a candle, after going through those things, a normal person would I shouldn't be able to continue playing happily with you."
Then he felt a strange sense of relief, at least what Mu Ling did after drinking was normal now, and he just harassed the parrot.
Generally speaking, it is still a good partner of mankind.
After sending away Ulan Barthurun and Xiao Shanshan, Pei Hang tried his best to restore the living room to its previous appearance. After finishing everything, he checked the time and found that Mu Ling hadn't come back yet.
Then he realized a more serious problem.
Mu Ling...is he completely sober?
Mu Ling blocked a woman at the gate of the courier station.
A colorful macaw was parked on the woman's shoulder, and she was instructing two courier brothers to bring down a huge tightly sealed box.
Standing in front of her, Mu Ling said with a serious face, "Excuse me, please give me back my parrot."
The woman said, "Look clearly, this is my bird."
Mu Ling said it would be called Dad?
The woman said it can also say marriage proposals.
Mu Ling felt even more that this was the one he had lost.
The woman wears a pair of Ray-Ban sunglasses, is tall, has red lips, and speaks with an aggressive spirit.It looks like the woman behind the big boss, but also seems to be a gangster boss.
Mu Ling didn't frighten her at all, and continued to be serious, saying slowly: "My bird is lost, I think it's the one on your shoulder."
The woman said, "I think you made a mistake."
Mu Ling said I don't want you to think, I want me to think.
The woman said how many dishes and drank like this.
The two talked about each other for a while, and Mu Ling repeated: "Give me back my bird."
The woman smiled angrily, and the two courier brothers finished moving the things, and handed the list to her tremblingly.
She signed it without looking at it, pointed to the pile of boxes and said, "These things, including the parrot, are all gifts for my future daughter-in-law. Are you my wife?"
Mu Ling said coldly, "Please respect yourself, I already have a partner."
The woman said, "You were the one who touched me first. If you have the ability, you can move the parrot and the things in this box together."
Furious, Mu Ling really bent down, opened the box with his bare hands, pulled it open, and revealed the contents inside.
It is a live blizzard corn snake half a meter long.
Mu Ling: "..."
Mu Ling said, "What enmity do you have with your daughter-in-law?"
The woman said arrogantly that she wanted you to take care of it.
Mu Ling looked at her as if looking at a wicked mother-in-law.
The woman said provocatively, "Are you afraid?"
Mu Ling said blankly, "Impossible."
Then he took off the macaw from the woman's shoulder with one hand, held the seven inches of Blizzard in his hand, and said solemnly: "Then I'll take it all."
woman:"……………"
Holding the bird in one hand and the snake in the other, he walked back arrogantly, consciously exuding the brilliance of justice, and kicked forward involuntarily.
The woman was dumbfounded, her face full of some sort of psychopathy, and she was stunned for a while before remembering to follow him with her high heels.
Mu Ling walked quickly and arrived home in a short while.
He opened the door without a hand, and shouted a few words.
The woman was out of breath after catching up, and said repeatedly: "Brother, forget it, brother, this is really a meeting gift I managed to get, a surprise for my son! What did you lose, can I buy it for you again? No Say the parrot is called daddy, I can call you daddy."
Mu Ling ignored her and continued to call the door.
After a flurry of noises, Pei Hang opened the door stepping on his slippers, and said, "You're finally back, I just wanted to tell you that the parrot flew back by itself so you don't have to go...to find..."
He saw another parrot in Mu Ling's hand, and bought one and got one free.
Mu Ling was followed by someone he was more familiar with.
The woman said in shock: "Xiaohang?"
Pei Hang looked at her blankly: "...Mom?"
Zhou Yan's first reaction was: "Who is your son?"
Second reaction: "The bird is lost? How did it get lost?"
Pei Hang said: "I told your uncle that I was dissolute and loved freedom and ran away from home."
Zhou Yan: "Actually?"
Pei Hang: "Your uncle practiced how to propose to me in front of it, which scared the parrot away from home."
Zhou Yan: "..."
Zhou Yan: "Did the proposal succeed?"
Pei Hang: "Is this the point?"
Isn't that the point?Zhou Yan thought.
Pei Hang added: "Now the focus is on how to get the bird back."
Mu Ling posted bird hunting revelations all over the community.
Within a long time, Lian Rong knew that their parrot was lost.
Xie Yiyun asked what was going on, and said, "Blame me, I forgot to tell you that Uncle's behavior is out of control after drinking."
Pei Hang said, "How out of control?"
Xie Yiyun said: "Do you remember the tree in the garden in front of the company?"
Pei Hang: "Mr. Xie, don't lie to me, there are no trees in the garden at all."
Xie Yiyun said: "There used to be."
His tone made Pei Hang realize that this is a "longlongago" story.
Xie Yiyun said: "Uncle once drank too much at the annual meeting, and held a brief ribbon-cutting ceremony for those trees. By the way, he used vodka to cultivate the soil. After the Chinese New Year, there were no plants longer than one meter at the door."
Pei Hang: "..."
He hung up the phone, and in the living room, Mu Ling looked at the face-to-face of Pei Hang, which was newly hung on the wall last night, with a puzzled face.
Before Pei Hang had time to restore these things to their original state, he was thinking of some excuse to fool him when Xiao Shanshan also came.
She said before that there are many classes at the end of the semester, and she moved back to the school dormitory. Pei Hang felt like he hadn't seen her for a long time, and asked, "Why, you also came to find birds for me?"
Xiao Shanshan: "What the hell?"
Pei Hang: "Yan Lun gave me the bird."
Xiao Shanshan remembered it and said she didn't see it.
Now Mu Ling was able to calmly watch the two chatting, picked up the coat on the sofa, and said, "I'll go out and look for it."
After he left, Pei Hang asked Xiao Shanshan, "What's wrong with you?"
Xiao Shanshan said: "Tongya dared not go home during the Chinese New Year, and she dared not return. She insisted on pulling me in. If I didn't agree, I would have a cold war with me."
There was a rare irritability on her face.
Pei Hang said that it's still early before Chinese New Year, are you all thinking about going home?
Xiao Shanshan: "Her parents are too controlling, they started urging her half a month ago."
Pei Hang has known Tong Ya's family, the financial conditions are good, but the parents are quite strong, and when they were young, they often staged full martial arts. Tong Ya has cultivated a character that is gentle at best but weak at the other in this environment.
He secretly speculated that it is hard to say how much Tong Ya likes Xiao Shanshan, but there should be a kind of admiration for her.
Pei Hang felt that this matter was a bit complicated, and it was difficult for outsiders to comment on it. In the end, he could only say euphemistically: "No one in her family can beat you, right?"
Xiao Shanshan said that this is not the point, she thinks Tong Ya is too weak, she always has to face this kind of thing by herself.She can think of a dozen ways to deal with her parents' desire to control, and she doesn't understand why Tong Ya is afraid of hesitation, so she doesn't pay much attention to her request.
She is a person with little extra emotion, a ruthless person who can use violence as a means to solve problems, it is difficult to look at problems from the perspective of a weak person, so she doesn't seem to have any empathy for Tong Ya.
Pei Hang asked her: "Then do you like her?"
Xiao Shanshan said: "I don't have the ability to like people."
Pei Hang found it difficult to explain to her, and Xiao Shanshan probably couldn't understand the little girl's thoughts, so she said, "Can you discuss it with someone who is closer to your brain circuit?"
Xiao Shanshan called Ulan Baer Sishulun over on the phone.
Of course, it is impossible for this person to be called under the pretext of being a psychological tutor.
Xiao Shanshan fooled him by saying, "Mu Ling and Pei Hang lost your bird."
Ulan Barth Shulun's crotch | The next step is tight, and it will come.
He did get involved in the matter of the Black Stone, which caused Mu Ling a lot of trouble. He was afraid of being hacked to death by the president with a knife, so he avoided showing his face during this time.
But in order to get justice for the budgerigars he gave away, he came to visit them regardless of his life.
Taking advantage of Mu Ling's absence, Pei Hang also explained the real incident to him.
After listening to it, Ulan Barthurun unexpectedly expressed his understanding, with a deep look of "I understand".
Pei Hang: "... Does he have any special performances in front of you?"
Ulan Barthurun said: "No one knows the truth of this matter except me, including Mu Ling himself."
When Pei Hang heard it, it was another "longlongago" story.
And it was earlier than Xie Yiyun's.
It goes back to when Mu Ling was young.
At that time, he still had long hair that was fashionable at that time, and Ulan Balssurun also had a big Slavic beard. They were still good friends, and they met and rode to the Potala Palace together.
And the turning point of this friendship happened when Ulan Balsshulun brought Mu Ling to his hometown.
On that day, his people warmly received friends from afar——
Pei Hang became nervous: "Did you get him drunk?"
Ulan Barthurun's memories of the past were interrupted, and he said angrily: "With his drinking capacity, does he still need to drink?"
Pei Hang was speechless.
When Mu Ling was young, he was extremely stubborn, and when he was drunk, he would touch porcelain everywhere, and even Ulan Balsi Shulun couldn't stop him.
Mu Ling also wrestled with his clansmen.
According to Ulan Barth Shulun's memory, his hospitable people said: "Never heard such an exciting request."
All the young and middle-aged boys of their tribe were dispatched that day.
To say that Mu Ling was at the peak of his fighting power at that time, after a whole night of fighting, he still hadn't lost too badly, so that when Ulan Baal Sishulun desperately dragged him into the yurt to rest, this guy was still struggling yelling "next".
Pei Hang's face was filled with horror, as if he got to know Mu Ling again.
Ulan Barthurun sighed and said that the following is the key point.
Although he is a 1.9-meter strong man, he is not a man of iron, and he cannot hold down a drunken Mu Ling.
In desperation, he grabbed the sheep whip hanging from the yurt and tied Mu Ling up. After controlling his movements, he took off his clothes and began to help him apply the medicine.
Because the conditions were not enough, Ulan Barthurun held up a piece of candle for lighting.
At this time, Mu Ling sobered up.
Ulan Barth Shulun became his last wrestling object.
Pei Hang: "..."
Ulan Barth Shulun spread his hands: "Then we parted ways, he still thinks I'm a pervert who plays SM."
Pei Hang felt that this story was really a man silent and a woman crying, he said: "Although I don't know if what you are telling is the truth, but according to this trend, even if you are not playing with a whip or a candle, after going through those things, a normal person would I shouldn't be able to continue playing happily with you."
Then he felt a strange sense of relief, at least what Mu Ling did after drinking was normal now, and he just harassed the parrot.
Generally speaking, it is still a good partner of mankind.
After sending away Ulan Barthurun and Xiao Shanshan, Pei Hang tried his best to restore the living room to its previous appearance. After finishing everything, he checked the time and found that Mu Ling hadn't come back yet.
Then he realized a more serious problem.
Mu Ling...is he completely sober?
Mu Ling blocked a woman at the gate of the courier station.
A colorful macaw was parked on the woman's shoulder, and she was instructing two courier brothers to bring down a huge tightly sealed box.
Standing in front of her, Mu Ling said with a serious face, "Excuse me, please give me back my parrot."
The woman said, "Look clearly, this is my bird."
Mu Ling said it would be called Dad?
The woman said it can also say marriage proposals.
Mu Ling felt even more that this was the one he had lost.
The woman wears a pair of Ray-Ban sunglasses, is tall, has red lips, and speaks with an aggressive spirit.It looks like the woman behind the big boss, but also seems to be a gangster boss.
Mu Ling didn't frighten her at all, and continued to be serious, saying slowly: "My bird is lost, I think it's the one on your shoulder."
The woman said, "I think you made a mistake."
Mu Ling said I don't want you to think, I want me to think.
The woman said how many dishes and drank like this.
The two talked about each other for a while, and Mu Ling repeated: "Give me back my bird."
The woman smiled angrily, and the two courier brothers finished moving the things, and handed the list to her tremblingly.
She signed it without looking at it, pointed to the pile of boxes and said, "These things, including the parrot, are all gifts for my future daughter-in-law. Are you my wife?"
Mu Ling said coldly, "Please respect yourself, I already have a partner."
The woman said, "You were the one who touched me first. If you have the ability, you can move the parrot and the things in this box together."
Furious, Mu Ling really bent down, opened the box with his bare hands, pulled it open, and revealed the contents inside.
It is a live blizzard corn snake half a meter long.
Mu Ling: "..."
Mu Ling said, "What enmity do you have with your daughter-in-law?"
The woman said arrogantly that she wanted you to take care of it.
Mu Ling looked at her as if looking at a wicked mother-in-law.
The woman said provocatively, "Are you afraid?"
Mu Ling said blankly, "Impossible."
Then he took off the macaw from the woman's shoulder with one hand, held the seven inches of Blizzard in his hand, and said solemnly: "Then I'll take it all."
woman:"……………"
Holding the bird in one hand and the snake in the other, he walked back arrogantly, consciously exuding the brilliance of justice, and kicked forward involuntarily.
The woman was dumbfounded, her face full of some sort of psychopathy, and she was stunned for a while before remembering to follow him with her high heels.
Mu Ling walked quickly and arrived home in a short while.
He opened the door without a hand, and shouted a few words.
The woman was out of breath after catching up, and said repeatedly: "Brother, forget it, brother, this is really a meeting gift I managed to get, a surprise for my son! What did you lose, can I buy it for you again? No Say the parrot is called daddy, I can call you daddy."
Mu Ling ignored her and continued to call the door.
After a flurry of noises, Pei Hang opened the door stepping on his slippers, and said, "You're finally back, I just wanted to tell you that the parrot flew back by itself so you don't have to go...to find..."
He saw another parrot in Mu Ling's hand, and bought one and got one free.
Mu Ling was followed by someone he was more familiar with.
The woman said in shock: "Xiaohang?"
Pei Hang looked at her blankly: "...Mom?"
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