Lord, you are broken

Guan Wu's scream got stuck in his throat, and he almost choked to death.

He took two big steps back, only then did he see clearly what it was that suddenly appeared in front of him.

This is a young man about fourteen or fifteen years old. He is dressed in coarse cloth, which shows that his family background is very ordinary, but the faint scent of saponins exuding from his body can tell that this is a boy who loves cleanliness very much.

Not only that, but this is a very handsome little boy!

Although because of his young age, his facial features have not yet fully developed, but he can already clearly see the shadow of a handsome guy five years from now.More importantly, this young Guan Wu looked familiar no matter how he looked...

Ah!

Guan Wu clapped his hands vigorously, startling the boy.

This little boy looks like his cousin!Guan Wu suddenly realized.

His cousin Yu Ze—yes, it has exactly the same name as the male protagonist. When he first read the article, he was shocked—is the eldest son and grandson of the Yu family, and the future heir of the family. Knowing the past and the present, he is the most outstanding character among young people of this generation, and he is a well-deserved young master.

In contrast, the half-baked Guan Wu seemed to be particularly careless.

But Guan Wu doesn't care, anyway, he won't rely on this mouthful for food in the future, let alone cross time now...

Turning his thoughts back to the present, Guan Wu glared at this young boy who was four or five points similar to his cousin, and successfully pushed him back two steps with his eyes.

It's hard to say, the role of Guan Wu in the text is an iceberg, now that Guan Wu has passed through, if he doesn't speak, he really looks like a cold beauty.This has both advantages and disadvantages. The advantage is that no one dares to provoke him easily, and he is not afraid of people discovering that the soul in the shell is not the true deity. The disadvantage is...it is easy to scare the children.

Like the one in front of you.

Guan Wu twitched the corners of his mouth and tried his best to put on a gentle smile, but he didn't know how weird the twitching of his mouth was in the eyes of the young man.

"……Hello."

An ascetic voice scared the man back two steps.

Guan Wu: "..."

Damn it!

He opened his mouth and was about to speak again when suddenly his nose shrugged almost invisibly.

The taste of food!

Guan Wu's eyes lit up all of a sudden.

Although this body has been bigu for many years, I can't hold back my greed!After a busy day, I'm hungry but not hungry, it's just that I haven't put anything in my mouth all day, it's strange to be lonely, and there are bursts of fragrance coming from this young man...

Guan Wu's face was cold: "Did you bring food with you?"

juvenile:"……??"

Guan Wu: "Yes or no."

Boy: "...Yes."

Guan Wu moved his nose slightly again, and said slowly, "Steamed buns?"

Boy: "...Yes."

Guan Wu stretched out his hand: "Give me one."

juvenile:"!!!"

Seeing that he was not moving, Guan Wu tilted his head, suddenly realized, he took out a low-grade spirit stone from his Qiankun bag and handed it over: "Exchange."

The young man was stunned and didn't answer, he was probably thinking what's wrong with this guy's head, and he exchanged Lingshi for steamed buns?

Guan Wu handed the Lingshi forward again.

The boy was silent for a moment, then reached out to take it, then took out two white flour steamed buns from the bundle behind him, and handed them over again.

Guan Wu immediately took them over, one in each hand.

Just about to open his mouth to bite down, Guan Wu suddenly shivered.

When he raised his head, he saw the young man looking him up and down with a very strange look, and then showed a look of interest.

Guan Wu lowered his head inexplicably.

Then:"……"

Ahhhhh he hasn't got any clothes on yet! ! !

He just asked someone to buy steamed buns with his bare upper body and wet shorts? ? ? ! ! !

Guan Wu's face was flushed red, and he hurriedly put his clothes on his body, almost dropping the steamed buns.

The young man stared more and more vigorously, almost without taking his eyes off it.

Guan Wu was extremely embarrassed, picked up his clothes, glared at him, and fled away.

Therefore, he also missed the surprise that flashed in the eyes of the young man behind him.

After flying for an unknown amount of time, Guan Wu saw that the boy's figure was no longer in sight, so he landed again.

Although it's okay to see all men, but the other party is still a stranger!Especially his eyes, it's really... Guan Wu became more and more embarrassing as he thought about it, and with a shameful face, he took a bite of the big steamed bun viciously.

Then it was dark.

... Mom... Egg, this steamed bun...is poisonous?

Thinking of this, Guan Wu completely lost consciousness.

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In the chaos, Guan Wu found that his consciousness was drifting in a space full of pink bubbles, and there was actually a transparent screen two feet square in the lower right corner, with some words and values ​​written on it, just like a holographic online game. It seemed, and that electronic sound was drilling into his brain from all directions.

[The character has been bound and activated, the second disciple of Tianxian Jianzong No. 18, the master of Ren, the master of Hongxiu Peak, the demon cultivator Zhe Tianbi, and his name is "Guan Wu".Original attribute value——HP: 1000, MP: 2000, pseudo-mother value: 100, good luck value: 5]

[Main task loading... Initializing... The main task has been announced: live to the end of the century. 】

Guan Wu: ...What the hell is Mie Century?

[That is, live until the protagonist dies. 】

Guan Wu: Wait!Why did the hero want to destroy the world!Isn't he the main character?Isn't it sitting in the world, with countless younger brothers in the harem?

[Go ask the author. 】

Guan Wu: ...

Guan Wu: What's inside, what exactly is it that you said just now that a fake mother is worth good luck?

[Pseudo-mother value is the similarity index with women, which can be increased through the host's appearance, temperament, language behavior, etc.The good luck value represents the character value of the host under certain circumstances, and it is obtained randomly. The penalty for mission failure includes deducting the good luck value. Once the good luck value becomes negative, there is a high probability of triggering the "kneeling to you" aura. 】

Guan Wu: What the hell is this! ! !

["Kneeling to you" halo: When shrouded by this halo, the host will become very, very and extremely unlucky. 】

Guan Wu: ...

Guan Wu: I kneel down for you.

[Please talk to the hero first to activate the plot, and the side missions will be announced at that time. 】

Probably because Guan Wu's expression was too tragic, the system added another sentence.

【Please come on, dear~(づ￣3￣)づ╭】

Guan Wu: "..."

Labor and management hate this expression! ! !

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"... Junior Brother... Junior Brother!"

In a daze, Guan Wu felt someone shaking his shoulder vigorously.

He slowly opened his eyes, and what came into his eyes was a pair of seductive peach blossom eyes.

big brother?Guan Wu's eyes widened slightly, why is he here?

Ning Jiu looked at the other party's stunned look, frowned slightly, took the steamed bun out of his mouth, and said, "What's the matter with you? I asked you to pick a medicine, and you won't come back after dark. Eat it You can still choke yourself with a steamed bun, why, if senior brother doesn’t come to look for you, you still plan to spend the night in this wilderness, don’t you?”

Guan Wu heaved a sigh of relief when he heard the words, it turned out that the steamed buns were not poisonous.

"Speak." Ning Jiu tapped his head.

Guan Wu was expressionless: "I'm lost."

Ning Jiu: "..."

"...This is Senior Brother's negligence." To Guan Wu's surprise, Ning Jiu not only did not laugh at him, but also looked helpless, "Senior Brother thought that you could rely on yourself for such a short distance, but I didn't expect you to be able to rely on yourself for such a short distance. You can't even find the distance, it's the senior brother's fault, the senior brother apologized to you."

Guan Wu: "..."

what what?The original owner is also an idiot?

Ning Jiu patted him on the shoulder and said, "Get up, senior brother will take you back to Jianzong." After a pause, he frowned again, "How did you make yourself so embarrassed? Your clothes are all wet? "

Guan Wu: "I accidentally fell into the stream."

Ning Jiu: "..."

Ning Jiu choked on his breath, and it took him a while to recover, trying to keep calm, but Guan Wu still saw the twitching corner of his mouth.

"Let's go back."

"……Oh."

So the lost Guan Wu was brought back by senior brother Ning Jiu.

Back to Jianzong, the sky was already dark.After handing over the picked Lingzhi to Ning Jiu, Guan Wu went back to Hongxiu Peak to wash and rest.

It seems that the higher the cultivation base, the less need for sleep, even though he has been running around for a day, Guan Wu is not sleepy at all lying on the bed.When he was so bored, he chose to poke the system to chat.

Guan Wu: All right, are you there?

【……exist. 】

Guan Wu: You said earlier that you would talk to the hero to activate the plot, where is the hero?Do you want me to find it myself?

[No, we will meet when the time comes. 】

Guan Wu: That's it. Then tell me what the male lead looks like. You should be mentally prepared when you meet. Don't accidentally offend him. It's not good to be held grudges.

[Sooner or later, you will be held hostage, so why not be afraid of it sooner or later. 】

Guan Wu: ...

Guan Wu: Is this what a system should say!Shouldn't the system serve the host?Shouldn't they all help the host to become famous and dominate the world!Your system is not working properly.

[I'm a pseudonym system, not an imperial system. 】

Guan Wu: ... Bad review!

[Bad reviews are not allowed to return. 】

Guan Wu: By the way, why did you choose me?Is it because I wrote a long review with a negative score?

[This is God's guidance. 】

Guan Wu: ...

Believe him and he is a ghost.

Guan Wu was so angry that he didn't want to talk to the system anymore. He closed his eyes and fell asleep.

The days passed peacefully for a few days. During this period, no matter how stubborn Guan Wu was, the system refused to disclose any information about the male lead. He was so angry that he just wanted to vomit blood.

However, I got a useful piece of information from Ning Jiu.

Jianzong recruitment is about to start!

This means that the hero will also appear!At that time, we must leave a good impression on him and get ready for the thigh-holding work in the future!

Guan Wu expressed his expectation.

Excitedly waited until the day of recruitment, the five major disciples of Jianzong Wen (Ning Jiu), Liang (Guan Wu), Gong (Shen Feihong), Jian (Han Changqing), Rang (Si Jieyue) sat in charge, and the suzerain remained the same. He didn't show up, and it seems that the spiritual plants that Guan Wu was asked to pick were for retreat, so the five major disciples were solely responsible for the recruitment.

It is said that the five major disciples, but because they are all demon cultivators...

That's right, Guan Wu finally understood that Tianxian Sword Sect is a big school of demon cultivators, and all the high-ranking ones are demon cultivators!I don't know what's the use of collecting these ordinary devotionals.When Guan Wu was reading the original book, he hadn't seen the part where Jianzong was revealed to be a demon cultivator, so he was really surprised when he learned the truth.

But not all demon cultivators are villains like in the novels. For example, he, for example, his senior brothers, are still very friendly after getting along with each other.

Closer to home, the Tianxian Sword Sect is one of the top three sects in the spiritual cultivation world, so when recruiting new people, it is natural that a large number of talents will pour in.Guan Wu stepped on the flying sword, looked at Wuyang Wuyang's head below, and swallowed hard.

Knowing that the male protagonist is among these newcomers and will immediately stand out, Guan Wu still sweats for him.

With so many people, I hope there will be no stampede accident...

Each of the five disciples held a flying sword, and pretended to pass over the crowd, and landed on the upper seat, sitting down in a row full of immortality, looking down at all living beings.

Unsurprisingly, bursts of admiration came from the crowd.

Guan Wu was very useful.

He has been a good-for-nothing for half of his life, and finally pretended to be a master, so he can be proud.

His gaze briefly flicked across the crowd, and suddenly his expression froze, and his gaze stayed in a corner.

And the person he was watching seemed to notice his gaze, raised his chin slightly, met his eyes, and then grinned wickedly.

Guan Wu: "..."

Damn, why did the mantou boy appear here?

His eyes moved down subconsciously, and he took a closer look at the badge on his waist—this is the ID badge that everyone gave out when he went up the mountain—then his face became more rigid.

...Yu...Ze?

hero? ! ! !

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【Xiaomeng Section】

I read a novel about chrysanthemums, and the chrysanthemums can be stuffed with anything, even the emperor can stuff a vase. The emperor thought it was awesome, so he took a look at the chrysanthemums, and the emperor disappeared with a whoosh.

The general asked Shou, where did our emperor go, and Shou said they were having sex and he didn't know what happened.

The general also looked away, and disappeared with a whoosh.

Then Shou cried, oops, it all disappeared.He opened it up to see it by himself, and arrived in modern times in a whiz, it turned out that his chrysanthemum is a black hole time machine