Lord, you are broken

Guan Wu stared at the young man in the mirror who looked exactly like him but had a bit of a monster aura, still unwilling to accept the fact that he had already crossed.

The long hair that was gathered up casually, the blue Mitsubishi flower on the forehead, and the sky blue skirt, dressed like a young girl.

That face was still his own, with the same facial features as before, but the lingering seductiveness between his brows added a bit of abstinence to his expressionless face.

【Ding!Pseudo-mother value +2, please keep up the good work of the host! 】

Guan Wu: "..."

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Guan Wu, formerly known as Shangguan Fifth, was originally a good-for-nothing in a well-known supernatural academy. He has always loved all kinds of male characters in YY stallion novels, and he is an out-and-out senior house rot.

That's right, Shangguan Fifth is a rotten man.

Three days ago, Shangguan Wujing was introduced by a classmate to read a novel called "The Tribulation of Immortals and Demons", which was the number one on the gold list, because the classmate told him that the hero in this article fell in love with a certain villain and killed each other. , full of love, definitely his favorite!

This stallion article was published on Dianjin Novels.com, a sub-site of Xjiang Novels.com, which specializes in providing stallion YY articles that male readers like, and the traffic is very considerable.Another branch of Moujiang Novel Network that can keep pace with Ending Novel Network is Jiji Novel Network. Jiji Novel Network specializes in providing female-oriented romance and danmei articles, of which danmei accounts for a large part.

He read the first fifty chapters of "The Tribulation of Immortals and Demons", and felt that it was very suitable for his taste. He also saw that it was the finished article, and without thinking about it, he bought all the V chapters in one go.

Then the tragedy begins.

The beginning of the article is not much different from other stallion articles. The part that Guan Wu is interested in begins with more than 30 chapters.

With his astonishing talent, the male protagonist entered the Tianxian Sword Sect, one of the three top sects in the world, and since then began to act aggressively... No, a brilliant upgrade road, that is, "be provoked → slapped in the face and go back" →The endless cycle of refreshing life of being appreciated by girls

Shangguan Fifth said: vulgar!Tasty!But also awesome!

It's just that it's not the face-slapping plot that's powerful, but the dog-abusing daily life of the male lead and his main palace—yes, Shangguan No.[-] identified that man as the main palace.

That person is Guan Wu, the second disciple in charge of Hongxiu Peak.

As soon as Guan Wu appeared on the stage, the author used thick and colorful writing to give him a limelight.

What's floating like a fairy, what's not eating fireworks, what's brows are full of spring... Bah, bah, that's a long way off.All in all, the role of Guan Wu immediately left a deep impression on Shangguan Fifth.

What's more, the author greatly set Guan Wu's character as a man!male!male!Say important things three times.

Although anyone who has read stallion articles knows that this kind of character will eventually be exposed as a woman disguised as a man, and then brought into the harem by the male protagonist, but this still does not prevent Shangguan No. [-] from watching their daily dog ​​abuse— ——As long as the author doesn't say that Guan Wu is a woman, he will be able to deceive himself and others for one more day!

This enthusiasm lasted about one-third of the way. At this time, because the male protagonist was framed by his disciples and fell off a cliff, he practiced a technique that had been lost for more than 100 years, and was targeted by the suzerain of the Tianxian Sword Sect up.The suzerain is also one of the villains. The male master's practice is passed down from his junior brother who was framed by him. The suzerain is afraid of death, worried that the male master is the remnant of his junior brother who will come to kill him, but he doesn't want to ruin his reputation, so Find a chance to drive the male lead out of Jianzong, and then find another chance to kill him.

Seeing this, Shangguan Wu secretly thought, Guan Wu should elope with the male lead.

In fact, Guan Wu did leave with the male lead, but on the way, he suddenly stabbed the male lead, took away his most important pendant, and pushed him into an endless abyss.

Shangguan Fifth: "..."

He's all bad.

I'm so fucking crazy!Shuangwen has become abusive, ah!

Shangguan Fifth was almost scared to pee, and hastily turned down more than a dozen chapters, but Guan Wu's name never appeared again.He couldn't wait, so he went to the forum to search for spoilers, and most of the posts he found were posts scolding the author of "The Tribulation of Immortals and Demons".After finally finding what he wanted from the vast sea of ​​words, Shangguan Wu was dumbfounded after reading a few lines.

According to the poster, Guan Wu's gender in the article is indeed as the author explained at the beginning of the article, he is a real man!And not only a man, but also a very important villain, the main purpose of his being nice to the male lead is for the pendant on the male lead.And because of Guan Wu's betrayal, this led to the complete blackening of the male protagonist, which led to a series of subsequent plots.

I just don't know what those nerds think.

You must know that when I first watched it, the voice of this pair of CPs in the comment area was very high.

Before Shangguan Fifth was delighted to hear it, the host's next sentence killed him.The real ♂ man Guan Wu was actually killed by the hero!killed!killed!Say important things three times.

Shangguan Fifth: "..."

Author my greetings to your family! ! !

Shangguan Fifth was dizzy, and wanted to abandon the article on the spot, but the vain money had already gone out, and the small two hundred, I don't know how many delicious meals he could eat.In the end, he was not reconciled, Shangguan Fifth wrote a long review of more than 2000 words overnight, sent it out with a negative score, and then went to bed angrily.

Then, he crossed over.

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Name: Guan Wu

Reality: Shading the sky

Sex: Male

Identity: Second disciple of the No.18 master of Tianxian Sword Sect, master of Hongxiu Peak, demon cultivator

Hidden identity: the first villain BOSS in "The Tribulation of Immortal Demon"

Hobbies: Dressing up as a girl!

Shangguan Fifth said: "Hehe!"

But now this guy who likes to disguise himself as a woman has become him.

Guan Wu felt that the whole person was not well.

Didn't he just give a negative score and a long review? !He wasn't the only one who lost the game!He hasn't cleared the negative yet, he is already very kind, isn't it!

Thinking back to three days ago when he woke up to find that he was sleeping in an antique and strange room, Guan Wu wanted to cry very much.

But this was not the only thing that made him want to cry. When Guan Wu got up from the bed and wanted to find an NPC to ask about the age, his mind was suddenly invaded by a mass of things, which caused him to have a splitting headache. Kneel down.

I don't know how long the severe pain lasted, anyway, Guan Wu had the pain to urinate.

Then, a mechanical electronic sound popped out of his mind——

[Welcome to the [Peerless Fake Girl Cultivation System], congratulations to Zhetian Biguanwu for becoming the first host of this system. 】

[This system is produced in good faith by [Blue Fishbone Precision Electronic Technology Production Co., Ltd.], and it is the fifth-generation experimental product.With the help of this system, you can successfully become a pseudo-mother who is infinitely beautiful and crowns the world. 】

Guan Wu: "...WTF!!!"

What the hell is a peerless fake mother!Why is it a fake girl!Obviously labor and management are such a man!

In fact, strictly speaking, Guan Wu is not a man disguised as a woman. When this character appears on the stage, his attire is relatively neutral. It is only because of the first substitution that people feel that this guy is dressing himself as a fake mother.

In fact, she is obviously... well, she is quite a hypocrite.

From the fact that all the clothes in the closet are pink, and there is a dressing table in the corner, it can be seen that this guy really dresses up like a girl.Not to mention those straight male readers, even Guan Wu, a rotten guy, felt his stomach churn, after all, he was just a cute guy, not a cute pervert!

Angrily, Guan Wu took out a set of sky-blue clothes from the closet, glanced at the half-skirt and half-shirt style with distaste, and put it on because he had to go out, or go down the mountain!

As for why he went down the mountain, it is all due to his unlucky master who has never met before—it is said that he is also one of the villains. He sent someone to send a message the day after Guan Wuchuan came to find a Fortunately, this body still retains the memory of the original owner, otherwise Guan Wu would really not know where to find it.

But as long as he thinks that he has to wear a skirt to go down the mountain, Guan Wu suddenly feels sad.

He wiped away two handfuls of bitter tears, tidied up as the original owner did, and left Hongxiu Peak.

Fortunately, although Guan Wu passed through halfway, he was very lucky to inherit the memory and cultivation of the original owner, so he found it easily by following the aura emanating from that medicinal material, picked a large bag and put it in the universe Bag, ready to go home.

then……

Guan Wu was dumbfounded.

Where the hell is this?

He looked at the desolate mountains and forests all around him with widowed eyes, he didn't remember the way back, he fell!

After half an hour—

With a mournful face, Guan Wu walked along a small stream, step by step, on the yellow field.

Damn, it always feels like the road back to Jianzong is farther than just now, swollen?

As a result of not paying attention to the road, he stepped on a rock, slipped his foot, and fell into the creek.

If the original body encountered such a thing, a nimble rollover would solve the problem.But now it is Guan Wu, a little good-for-nothing who encounters this kind of thing, not to mention his agility. drenched.

Guan Wu: "QAQ!"

He crawled out of the creek, rolling and crawling, you know he hates water the most!

Lost and wet, Guan Wu felt like a little cabbage that no one cared about.Although he wouldn't catch a cold because of his cultivation, he was still uncomfortable being wet all over, so Guan Wu quickly ran to the direction where he had seen the cooking smoke just now, poking secretly... stole a set of clothes!

Guan Wu, who had done something bad, dropped a small crystal casually, turned around and ran away, hiding behind a boulder, secretly heaving a sigh of relief.

He spread out the stolen clothes, hung them on the stone, and then quickly took off the clothes on his body.Just as he was about to change into clean clothes, Guan Wu's ears moved suddenly.

Behind the stone... someone?

He turned his head slowly, and as soon as he poked out half of his face, he met a pair of eyes.

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【Xiaomeng Section】

At noon at a restaurant, the guest complained to the boss that a child was too noisy, which affected the dining environment.

I felt very sorry at the time, so I beat the child up.

On the way home, I kept thinking: "Whose kid is that? It was so fun!"