Lord, you are broken
Chapter 003 Activating the Pretend Mode
Guan Wu shuddered all over, and stood up from the chair "squeaky".
Ning Jiu and others looked at him one after another: "?"
Guan Wu: ">//////<"
He sat back silently and opened his mouth: "..."
Guan Wu: "???"
Guan Wu: "..."
Guan Wu: "..."
Guan Wu: Why can't labor and management speak a word! ! !
[Current Mode: Original Mode [Cold Ruo Frost], "Skin is like fat, eyes are like frost, green clothes and hands, hard to provoke dust", his eyes are so cold, his temperament is so alienated, like a fairy who does not provoke dust and strays into the mortal world , Like the unyielding light-scented plum in the cold winter, it only teaches people to watch from a distance but not dare to play with it. 】
Guan Wu's cartoon face: What the hell is this! ! !
[In short, the current mode of the host must be aloof, and cannot easily talk to mortals. 】
Guan Wu: ...
Guan Wu: I'm so sorry, why didn't you say it when you were talking to the hero yesterday?
[With the increase of the host's pseudo-mother value, a new mode will be obtained in the later stage, please be patient and stay calm, so stay tuned. 】
Guan Wu: Suddenly, I don’t have any hope for the future model.
Ning Jiu glanced at him again, then got up from his seat.
As a senior disciple, Ning Jiu is the general person in charge of this recruitment. He pretended to read out the sect's recruitment rules and content, and then sat back in his seat coolly.
There is no need for the five major disciples to worry about the subsequent matters, everything will be handled by the disciples below.
Unable to speak, Guan Wu could only watch helplessly as Ji (male) Hui (master) slipped away from his eyes and went to take part in the preliminary test.
The content of the initial test is very simple, everyone lined up to test the purity of spiritual roots and spiritual power.
Although the teenagers who can come to participate in the recruitment have already passed high-quality screening, what age cannot be exceeded, what must rely on their own cultivation to go up the mountain alone, but they can finally reach the mountain gate of Tianshu Peak, the main peak of Tianxian Sword Sect Yes, there are still more than three hundred people.
We were divided into five groups and lined up to start the test.
Not far from the seats of the five disciples, five washbasin-sized spirit stones were placed side by side, embedded in a circular container, and there was a row of ten egg-sized pure spirit stones below the spirit stones.The former is used to test spiritual roots, while the latter is used to test the purity of spiritual power.
The efficiency of the test was quite high, but after all, there were so many people, it took nearly two hours to finish.
The disciple in charge of the test handed over the recorded name to Ning Jiu. Ning Jiu roughly looked through it, and kept all the single and double spiritual roots, and the remaining three spiritual roots and above were based on the purity of spiritual power. After sketching a few, the rest were sent away without hesitation.
In an instant, two-thirds were screened out.
The third disciple, Shen Feihong, glanced at the roster in Ning Jiu's hand, then glanced at the remaining teenagers, pointed to two of them, and called out their names, saying: "You, and you, go down too .”
The boy who was named shouted unwillingly: "Why? We have been left behind!"
Shen Feihong had no expression on his face, and said willfully: "There are still 92 left, I can't understand this number."
The boy choked for a moment, and continued: "Then why did you choose the two of us!"
Shen Feihong also continued to be willful: "I don't like your looks either."
The young man's appearance was indeed a little too much for the public, his face flushed red when he heard this, and he stared at Shen Feihong with resentment.
Fifth disciple Si Jieyue burst out laughing with a "puchi" and slapped the folding fan in his hand, his fox eyes were full of smiles.
"I don't accept it!" Another teenager shouted, "You are obviously... ah—"
The disciples below ignored the wailing of the two teenagers, and drove them all down the mountain with a wave of their hands.
The rest of the teenagers were all stunned, and those who had complaints in their hearts did not dare to do it again, and secretly sighed - even the most ordinary disciple of Jianzong can have such a high level of cultivation, which shows that the names of the three major sects are not covered.
More than 200 people were screened out in the first test, and the remaining 90 people sat down in a formation of nine rows and ten columns as instructed.Not long after, a spirit beast with the head of a eagle and the body of a lion appeared in front of everyone pulling a cart of stone slabs.
"Griffin!" A teenager shouted.
"Let the griffin pull the cart!" Someone shouted again.
"It's a waste of time..."
The whispering below intensified.
"Quiet!" The fourth disciple Han Changqing let out a low growl, which contained a coercion that made people surrender from the inside out, and the voice below stopped abruptly.
"Retest, start now!" A certain disciple shouted loudly.
The specific content of the retest is to engrave stone tablets.Each person was given a one-foot-square stone slab and a blueprint with complicated patterns, and carved on the stone slab with spiritual power according to the blueprint.Within the time limit of one stick of incense, the one who has completed the most and most accurately within the time limit will be kept.
This test is to test their ability to control spiritual power.
Guan Wu's eyes couldn't help but stay on the man-tou boy, the hero Yu Ze.
In the preliminary test just now, there were a total of twelve spiritual roots, and Yu Ze was one of them, which was the fire spirit root.And among the twelve lists of spiritual roots, another boy's purity was nine, that is, nine of the pure spirit stones lit up, taking the lead, but Yu Ze, the male lead, only lit up eight.But Guan Wu knew that this was not Yu Ze's true level.
In the stallion Shuangwen, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger has become the current mainstream. The male protagonist hides his strength first, and then slaps his face back after being provoked by cannon fodder. This is the essence of Shuangwen.
Guan Wu also knew clearly that the male protagonist in the re-examination would also not get No.1.Didn't he look at No.1 sitting on his left from the corner of his eye?According to the opponent's speed and effectiveness, he ended the retest with a half-step completion.
Exactly the same as the first test, No.2 without any suspense.
At the end of the re-examination, Ning Jiu went off in person, inspected the finished products of the ninety teenagers one by one, and selected [-] teenagers who passed the test, which means that two-thirds of them were screened out.
After a day of testing, the sky has already darkened.
Ning Jiu said in a clear voice: "Today's test has been completed, and the thirty of you will be my disciples of Tianxian Sword Sect from now on. But don't get too excited, tonight is a night for you to recuperate. I will send someone to come tomorrow Take you to the Trial Mountain for ten days of trial, your performance in the mountain will determine whether you become an inner disciple or an outer disciple, do you hear me clearly?"
"Listen clearly!"
Then thirty people were taken to the new disciple's wing to rest.
"Second Junior Brother, you seem to attach great importance to that boy?"
Suddenly Ning Jiu's voice came to his ears, Guan Wu's shoulders shook, but he couldn't show a frightened expression due to system reasons, he turned his head calmly, and said, "Which one is senior brother referring to?"
"Yu Ze, that No.2."
"...Oh." Guan Wu expressionless, "What's wrong?"
Ning Jiudao: "Senior brother feels that he is not the most outstanding among this batch of new disciples. Senior brother is thinking that junior brother should recruit No.1..."
"You mean Lu Chengying?" Guan Wu interrupted him, then shook his head, "He has a bad face."
"This face can't..."
"I mean, I don't like him."
"..." Ning Jiu choked for a moment, "You like Yu Ze?"
"of course."
The most important thing is that he is the hero, the hero!Naturally, the thighs should be hugged early!
Ning Jiu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Just like looking at faces so much? He is indeed the most handsome among this batch of disciples."
Guan Wu's head was full of black lines.
big brother!Brother Monkey!Could it be that Second Junior Brother, I am a womanizer in your eyes?
... Bah bah, he is not Bajie!
Guan Wu glared at Ning Jiu angrily, then turned back to Hongxiu Peak.
After lying on the bed for a few minutes, Guan Wu almost fell asleep, a sudden electronic sound almost scared him out of bed.
[Submissions released.Location: Trial Mountain.Task content: Get the male protagonist's favorability score of 10. 】
[Failure penalty: good luck value -50. 】
Guan Wu: What?Why?If you can refuse, you don’t want to go to Trial Mountain for ten days without food or drink!
[Once the task is accepted, it cannot be regretted. 】
Guan Wu is upset: I regret it!Have you accepted the labor opportunity?Obviously it was released directly, okay?
Guan Wu was silent for a while, then got up and exploded: And didn't you say that you need to talk to the hero first to activate the plot?With which ear did you hear the conversation between labor and management and the male protagonist today, the mission is released, it’s up to you whether you dare to fix the bug or not!
【…】
The system is pretending to be dead.
Guan Wu scolded in his heart for a while, seeing that the system continued to play dead, he also found it boring.
Tomorrow the male lead will go to the trial, and I heard that every time there is a trial, one of the five disciples will be sent to the trial mountain to sit in the trial mountain, so as to avoid any violations such as fighting and fighting.Last time it seemed that it was the turn of the fourth brother Han Changqing, this time it should be the fifth leader picking the moon.The hero's thigh must be hugged, see if he can discuss it with the fifth child, exchange it or something, he doesn't want to be lucky when he comes up, and he will be unlucky for everything in the future.
Thinking of this, Guan Wu rolled around on the bed full of plush cushions and fell asleep.
However, he was wrong after all.
His true identity is Zhe Tian Bi, a feline animal, and he himself likes to sleep late.Who in the Tianxian Sword Sect dares to come to disturb his dream early in the morning?So Guan Wu missed the mountain entry ceremony without any suspense.
By the time he fell asleep and woke up naturally, and was about to go to the Trial Mountain, Shen Feihong had already had lunch and was ready to chat with him.
Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !
Guan Wu roared in his heart!Why oversleep!Why fall! ! !
Damn the idiot system doesn't even know how to set an alarm clock! ! !
Shen Feihong, who was eating the fruit, didn't notice the turmoil in his second senior brother's eyes at all, with a naughty smile on his face, he was going to tell him about the beautiful girls he met at the foot of the mountain these days.
Guan Wu turned over and jumped off the bed, the hem of his skirt shook Shen Feihong's face, and flew away.
"Hey……"
Shen Feihong looked at his back, and didn't even have time to say a word.Shaking his head helplessly, he gnawed off the fruit in his hand, threw away the core, and took out one from his bosom to gnaw again, when Guan Wu flew back again.
"Tell big brother, I'm going to retreat for a while, don't bother me these days."
After Guan Wu finished speaking, he took the fruit in Shen Feihong's hand and ran away without looking back.
Shen Feihong: "..."
Arriving at the foot of the trial mountain, I saw two disciples guarding the mountain standing guard at the gate of the mountain.
Guan Wu gnawed off the fruit in two mouthfuls, rubbed it on his body twice, and chanted a few incantations silently. Suddenly, there was a puff of white smoke, and when the smoke cleared, a golden kitten appeared in place, with only four limbs, claws and tail. The tip is white.
He twisted his little buttocks, ran into the bushes beside him, and entered the trial mountain.
The author has something to say:
【Xiaomeng Section】
The shark stops the goldfish: Goldfish!I'm going to rape you!Hahahaha you won't remember after 7 seconds anyway!
After the incident, the shark put on his trouser belt while grinning grinningly, while the goldfish cried and said: Woooooo Shark, you raped me, woooooooo
Ning Jiu and others looked at him one after another: "?"
Guan Wu: ">//////<"
He sat back silently and opened his mouth: "..."
Guan Wu: "???"
Guan Wu: "..."
Guan Wu: "..."
Guan Wu: Why can't labor and management speak a word! ! !
[Current Mode: Original Mode [Cold Ruo Frost], "Skin is like fat, eyes are like frost, green clothes and hands, hard to provoke dust", his eyes are so cold, his temperament is so alienated, like a fairy who does not provoke dust and strays into the mortal world , Like the unyielding light-scented plum in the cold winter, it only teaches people to watch from a distance but not dare to play with it. 】
Guan Wu's cartoon face: What the hell is this! ! !
[In short, the current mode of the host must be aloof, and cannot easily talk to mortals. 】
Guan Wu: ...
Guan Wu: I'm so sorry, why didn't you say it when you were talking to the hero yesterday?
[With the increase of the host's pseudo-mother value, a new mode will be obtained in the later stage, please be patient and stay calm, so stay tuned. 】
Guan Wu: Suddenly, I don’t have any hope for the future model.
Ning Jiu glanced at him again, then got up from his seat.
As a senior disciple, Ning Jiu is the general person in charge of this recruitment. He pretended to read out the sect's recruitment rules and content, and then sat back in his seat coolly.
There is no need for the five major disciples to worry about the subsequent matters, everything will be handled by the disciples below.
Unable to speak, Guan Wu could only watch helplessly as Ji (male) Hui (master) slipped away from his eyes and went to take part in the preliminary test.
The content of the initial test is very simple, everyone lined up to test the purity of spiritual roots and spiritual power.
Although the teenagers who can come to participate in the recruitment have already passed high-quality screening, what age cannot be exceeded, what must rely on their own cultivation to go up the mountain alone, but they can finally reach the mountain gate of Tianshu Peak, the main peak of Tianxian Sword Sect Yes, there are still more than three hundred people.
We were divided into five groups and lined up to start the test.
Not far from the seats of the five disciples, five washbasin-sized spirit stones were placed side by side, embedded in a circular container, and there was a row of ten egg-sized pure spirit stones below the spirit stones.The former is used to test spiritual roots, while the latter is used to test the purity of spiritual power.
The efficiency of the test was quite high, but after all, there were so many people, it took nearly two hours to finish.
The disciple in charge of the test handed over the recorded name to Ning Jiu. Ning Jiu roughly looked through it, and kept all the single and double spiritual roots, and the remaining three spiritual roots and above were based on the purity of spiritual power. After sketching a few, the rest were sent away without hesitation.
In an instant, two-thirds were screened out.
The third disciple, Shen Feihong, glanced at the roster in Ning Jiu's hand, then glanced at the remaining teenagers, pointed to two of them, and called out their names, saying: "You, and you, go down too .”
The boy who was named shouted unwillingly: "Why? We have been left behind!"
Shen Feihong had no expression on his face, and said willfully: "There are still 92 left, I can't understand this number."
The boy choked for a moment, and continued: "Then why did you choose the two of us!"
Shen Feihong also continued to be willful: "I don't like your looks either."
The young man's appearance was indeed a little too much for the public, his face flushed red when he heard this, and he stared at Shen Feihong with resentment.
Fifth disciple Si Jieyue burst out laughing with a "puchi" and slapped the folding fan in his hand, his fox eyes were full of smiles.
"I don't accept it!" Another teenager shouted, "You are obviously... ah—"
The disciples below ignored the wailing of the two teenagers, and drove them all down the mountain with a wave of their hands.
The rest of the teenagers were all stunned, and those who had complaints in their hearts did not dare to do it again, and secretly sighed - even the most ordinary disciple of Jianzong can have such a high level of cultivation, which shows that the names of the three major sects are not covered.
More than 200 people were screened out in the first test, and the remaining 90 people sat down in a formation of nine rows and ten columns as instructed.Not long after, a spirit beast with the head of a eagle and the body of a lion appeared in front of everyone pulling a cart of stone slabs.
"Griffin!" A teenager shouted.
"Let the griffin pull the cart!" Someone shouted again.
"It's a waste of time..."
The whispering below intensified.
"Quiet!" The fourth disciple Han Changqing let out a low growl, which contained a coercion that made people surrender from the inside out, and the voice below stopped abruptly.
"Retest, start now!" A certain disciple shouted loudly.
The specific content of the retest is to engrave stone tablets.Each person was given a one-foot-square stone slab and a blueprint with complicated patterns, and carved on the stone slab with spiritual power according to the blueprint.Within the time limit of one stick of incense, the one who has completed the most and most accurately within the time limit will be kept.
This test is to test their ability to control spiritual power.
Guan Wu's eyes couldn't help but stay on the man-tou boy, the hero Yu Ze.
In the preliminary test just now, there were a total of twelve spiritual roots, and Yu Ze was one of them, which was the fire spirit root.And among the twelve lists of spiritual roots, another boy's purity was nine, that is, nine of the pure spirit stones lit up, taking the lead, but Yu Ze, the male lead, only lit up eight.But Guan Wu knew that this was not Yu Ze's true level.
In the stallion Shuangwen, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger has become the current mainstream. The male protagonist hides his strength first, and then slaps his face back after being provoked by cannon fodder. This is the essence of Shuangwen.
Guan Wu also knew clearly that the male protagonist in the re-examination would also not get No.1.Didn't he look at No.1 sitting on his left from the corner of his eye?According to the opponent's speed and effectiveness, he ended the retest with a half-step completion.
Exactly the same as the first test, No.2 without any suspense.
At the end of the re-examination, Ning Jiu went off in person, inspected the finished products of the ninety teenagers one by one, and selected [-] teenagers who passed the test, which means that two-thirds of them were screened out.
After a day of testing, the sky has already darkened.
Ning Jiu said in a clear voice: "Today's test has been completed, and the thirty of you will be my disciples of Tianxian Sword Sect from now on. But don't get too excited, tonight is a night for you to recuperate. I will send someone to come tomorrow Take you to the Trial Mountain for ten days of trial, your performance in the mountain will determine whether you become an inner disciple or an outer disciple, do you hear me clearly?"
"Listen clearly!"
Then thirty people were taken to the new disciple's wing to rest.
"Second Junior Brother, you seem to attach great importance to that boy?"
Suddenly Ning Jiu's voice came to his ears, Guan Wu's shoulders shook, but he couldn't show a frightened expression due to system reasons, he turned his head calmly, and said, "Which one is senior brother referring to?"
"Yu Ze, that No.2."
"...Oh." Guan Wu expressionless, "What's wrong?"
Ning Jiudao: "Senior brother feels that he is not the most outstanding among this batch of new disciples. Senior brother is thinking that junior brother should recruit No.1..."
"You mean Lu Chengying?" Guan Wu interrupted him, then shook his head, "He has a bad face."
"This face can't..."
"I mean, I don't like him."
"..." Ning Jiu choked for a moment, "You like Yu Ze?"
"of course."
The most important thing is that he is the hero, the hero!Naturally, the thighs should be hugged early!
Ning Jiu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Just like looking at faces so much? He is indeed the most handsome among this batch of disciples."
Guan Wu's head was full of black lines.
big brother!Brother Monkey!Could it be that Second Junior Brother, I am a womanizer in your eyes?
... Bah bah, he is not Bajie!
Guan Wu glared at Ning Jiu angrily, then turned back to Hongxiu Peak.
After lying on the bed for a few minutes, Guan Wu almost fell asleep, a sudden electronic sound almost scared him out of bed.
[Submissions released.Location: Trial Mountain.Task content: Get the male protagonist's favorability score of 10. 】
[Failure penalty: good luck value -50. 】
Guan Wu: What?Why?If you can refuse, you don’t want to go to Trial Mountain for ten days without food or drink!
[Once the task is accepted, it cannot be regretted. 】
Guan Wu is upset: I regret it!Have you accepted the labor opportunity?Obviously it was released directly, okay?
Guan Wu was silent for a while, then got up and exploded: And didn't you say that you need to talk to the hero first to activate the plot?With which ear did you hear the conversation between labor and management and the male protagonist today, the mission is released, it’s up to you whether you dare to fix the bug or not!
【…】
The system is pretending to be dead.
Guan Wu scolded in his heart for a while, seeing that the system continued to play dead, he also found it boring.
Tomorrow the male lead will go to the trial, and I heard that every time there is a trial, one of the five disciples will be sent to the trial mountain to sit in the trial mountain, so as to avoid any violations such as fighting and fighting.Last time it seemed that it was the turn of the fourth brother Han Changqing, this time it should be the fifth leader picking the moon.The hero's thigh must be hugged, see if he can discuss it with the fifth child, exchange it or something, he doesn't want to be lucky when he comes up, and he will be unlucky for everything in the future.
Thinking of this, Guan Wu rolled around on the bed full of plush cushions and fell asleep.
However, he was wrong after all.
His true identity is Zhe Tian Bi, a feline animal, and he himself likes to sleep late.Who in the Tianxian Sword Sect dares to come to disturb his dream early in the morning?So Guan Wu missed the mountain entry ceremony without any suspense.
By the time he fell asleep and woke up naturally, and was about to go to the Trial Mountain, Shen Feihong had already had lunch and was ready to chat with him.
Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !
Guan Wu roared in his heart!Why oversleep!Why fall! ! !
Damn the idiot system doesn't even know how to set an alarm clock! ! !
Shen Feihong, who was eating the fruit, didn't notice the turmoil in his second senior brother's eyes at all, with a naughty smile on his face, he was going to tell him about the beautiful girls he met at the foot of the mountain these days.
Guan Wu turned over and jumped off the bed, the hem of his skirt shook Shen Feihong's face, and flew away.
"Hey……"
Shen Feihong looked at his back, and didn't even have time to say a word.Shaking his head helplessly, he gnawed off the fruit in his hand, threw away the core, and took out one from his bosom to gnaw again, when Guan Wu flew back again.
"Tell big brother, I'm going to retreat for a while, don't bother me these days."
After Guan Wu finished speaking, he took the fruit in Shen Feihong's hand and ran away without looking back.
Shen Feihong: "..."
Arriving at the foot of the trial mountain, I saw two disciples guarding the mountain standing guard at the gate of the mountain.
Guan Wu gnawed off the fruit in two mouthfuls, rubbed it on his body twice, and chanted a few incantations silently. Suddenly, there was a puff of white smoke, and when the smoke cleared, a golden kitten appeared in place, with only four limbs, claws and tail. The tip is white.
He twisted his little buttocks, ran into the bushes beside him, and entered the trial mountain.
The author has something to say:
【Xiaomeng Section】
The shark stops the goldfish: Goldfish!I'm going to rape you!Hahahaha you won't remember after 7 seconds anyway!
After the incident, the shark put on his trouser belt while grinning grinningly, while the goldfish cried and said: Woooooo Shark, you raped me, woooooooo
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