Beat the monster and send it to debut!

"Collector, collector, open the door, open the door, don't hide outside and keep quiet, I know you're home!"

There were shouts and shouts from the freezer, hoarse, accompanied by the sound of "dong dong dong" knocking with hands, as if some living person was locked in the freezer.

In the huge villa, a woman in a wine-red silk suspender pajamas is smoking a cigarette and admiring her collection—in the collection cabinets on the entire wall, there are large and small glass bottles, and each bottle contains A cloud of colored glowing gas.

These "gases" sometimes turn into smoke, sometimes condense into a ball of gel, and some of them even change into ferocious and vicious faces, sticking to the glass wall, like an innocent prisoner who is about to be executed. Last-minute shouts and accusations.

The woman obviously heard the sound from the freezer, she put out the cigarette butt, and came to a two-meter-long freezer without haste.

She snapped her fingers, and a handsome male ghost in a tuxedo emerged from the void, bowed to her, and did the work of opening the freezer for her, then respectfully disappeared into the air, like A dutiful manservant.

A man wearing sunglasses drilled out of the freezer, his body was covered with frost, and he sneezed earth-shatteringly as soon as he came out.

The man in sunglasses wailed on the freezer door: "Collector! Can you believe it? I actually lost to a protagonist who came out of a ravine! Is this the inevitable fate of our villains? I don't accept it!"

Code-named "Collector", the lazy and charming woman in pajamas showed a charming smile.

She asked an irrelevant question in a very unprofessional way: "Is he handsome?"

The man in sunglasses blurted out: "Handsome!"

The collector's expression became more and more charming: "Then his beautiful soul is worthy of my collection."

The man in sunglasses complained about her: "Pull it down, a handsome person doesn't necessarily have a beautiful soul. What's the difference between you and an otaku whose poop is pink?"

Collector's smile gradually became dangerous: "The difference is that my combat strength is greater than five."

As she spoke, she snapped her fingers, and a pale white wraith suddenly appeared in front of the man in sunglasses, and came face to face with him at close range.

The man in the sunglasses was crawling out of the freezer with difficulty, because his limbs were stiff, he was suddenly frightened by the wraith, and fell down on the ground with a "baji".

The collector took a step back and said mockingly, "I can't afford your big gift if you're so prostrate."

——This is women, they are always so narrow-minded!The man in sunglasses thumped the ground, looking at the collector with resentful eyes.But since he is wearing sunglasses, no one can see his eyes.

"Do you still have a vacation recently?" The man in sunglasses decided not to argue with her, after all, they are partners, and partners always want to hurt each other in the not-so-dangerous daily life.

"Maybe?" The Collector gave an uncertain answer.

The man in the sunglasses immediately said: "Jiajia, let's go! You hurry up and ask for leave and go to the Queyue Market with me! Your little friend can't bear this grievance! You must find the place back!"

The collector randomly pulled a red Pandong chair, lit a cigarette, and exhaled a smoke ring enjoying himself.

"Then I have to ask the personnel for a leave of absence. You know, it's not easy to ask for leave recently." The collector said.

"We are the best partners! The Rockets Musashi and Kojiro are a classic combination! How can you not help me!" the man in sunglasses said angrily.

"Okay, give me the money." The collector was too lazy to dislike the inauspicious name of the Rockets, and opened his hands bluntly.

The man in sunglasses pretended to cry on the ground: "I have worked so hard for three months in private work, and you just want to leave like this, the most poisonous woman's heart!"

The collector lazily said: "Then don't blame me for releasing my teammates."

The man in sunglasses crawled up from the ground, found his mobile phone from the cabinet, turned it on, and transferred the money in one go.

Collector heard the ding-dong sound in his mobile phone, glanced at the numbers, and laughed with satisfaction.

"It seems that your income in Queyue City is very good." The collector said.

"It's okay, I have a few stupid employers looking for me to do things. Wow, Jiajia, you don't know, men these days are really ruthless. When my friend wanted to report him for cheating, he killed someone and silenced him. I was not satisfied after killing him, so I asked me to use her girlfriend’s body, and then went to cheat my girlfriend’s money. After the attempt, I was dissatisfied and tried to kill my girlfriend. Fighter, insane, has no advantages other than being handsome...No, don't try to trick me! I gave you all the money!" The man in the sunglasses emphasized, "There is no more than a dime!"

"This handsome liar is not bad, I have ordered his beautiful soul." The collector said with interest, smoking a cigarette charmingly.

"You can do whatever you want. Anyway, this is a private job. It's not the first time we've done something like eating Party B and eating Party A. It's cool that there is no boss watching and not killing Party A!" the man in sunglasses laughed. Happy like a two-hundred-pound brat.

"Okay, don't talk about it, let's talk about the 'protagonist' who killed you. What is his origin, how old is he, and what abilities does he have?" The collector said.

When the man in the sunglasses heard this, he was so angry that he pounded the table again: "Damn it, he's just an assembly line worker at Foxconn! But he's a 'belt superman'! Beat me with a belt! It's so ruthless, I I don’t know why, but that belt seems to have been consecrated, and it hurt my nerves! Damn... I’ve never been wronged like this in my life!”

Collector: "Is it a Taoist monk? If so, we have to think carefully, so as not to be targeted."

Man in sunglasses: "No, absolutely not. I have observed him specially, and he has no sense. He is wearing a pair of ripped jeans and a T-shirt that was bought for about 30 yuan at a roadside stall in the university town. The shoes are AJ's, so they must be fakes. Bah, I really should show him my collection of genuine sneakers, it will definitely make him cry with envy!"

The collector looked indifferent: "Oh."

After listening to the "Protagonist Report" about the Sunglasses Man, the collector stretched his waist: "Okay, I will submit a report to the company, please take a short vacation, let's go to Queyue City to meet your 'Protagonist' for a while Just in time, the little cutie I fostered on a little star disappeared in Queyue City two months ago, let me investigate what happened by the way."

The man in the sunglasses curled his lips: "When will you change your habit of leaving little cuties with you? I really don't want to wake up in the middle of the night and go to the bathroom to find a woman in the mirror. It will scare me so much that I can't pee."

The collector chuckled: "I'll keep them in a bottle. Of course, when you save enough money to move out and live on your own, you won't have this trouble anymore."

The man in sunglasses pretended to cry: "I have no money! I don't want to live in the fringe area! Those big yellow dogs raised by the villagers are always chasing and barking at me! I don't want to lose face!"

The collector rolled his eyes gracefully: "Then just bear with it, who made me have more 'cohabitants'."

The man in sunglasses looked around the collector's home. In the three-story villa decorated in European style, the entire floor was her collection room. The collection cabinet on the wall was full of bottles and jars, filled with Colorful souls, some beautiful, some hideous, some hysterical.

Just thinking about the origins of these wraiths and their terrifying numbers, the person in the sunglasses would feel horrified even for a person who has dealt with corpses for many years.

………………

"Baby! Baby! Baby! Today is so thrilling and exciting! I feel like I'm alive again, full of motivation!" After returning home at night, Yiqiu excitedly put Hei, who was squatting on the cat climbing frame, to rest. The cat picked it up, pressed it in its arms and kissed wildly.

The black cat was forced to be kissed, and quickly resisted - two front paws took turns to attack, and slapped Yiqiu's face with the pads.

Commonly known as serial slaps.

Yi Qiu was intoxicated: "Ah, the service of facial massage with meat pads is worth [-] in a beauty salon!"

The black cat broke free from his embrace angrily.

"Baby, don't go away! I have an adventure today!" Yi Qiu hurriedly chased after the black cat and told the black cat about tonight's experience "so and so".

"...that man wearing sunglasses is quite interesting, but what kind of sorcery is he doing?" Yiqiu asked.

"Probably a variant of exorcising corpses. Refining the corpses of the dead into puppets, and then letting the living souls enter the dead bodies, so that the dead corpses can act as usual. In an emergency, the corpses can be executed directly, and the living souls can return to the body. As for you After he touches his body, he will be bound by invisible silk threads, probably a kind of puppet thread lifting technique, as long as he wants, he can even control you to kill yourself." The black cat thought for a while and said.

Yiqiu suddenly realized: "So he majored in driving corpses, and minored in puppet thread lifting! Combining the two categories, he can flexibly control the movements of corpses, what a talent! Which university did you graduate from? The monthly salary is over [-], right? ? Their company seems to have a lot of talent, and they even have a dedicated psychiatrist, so it's a villain alliance."

"Now this kind of shady person has started a company?" Black Cat was shocked.

Yiqiu nodded: "Yeah, when I listened to his nagging, I heard that it seems to be a black-hearted 996 company."

The black cat was speechless.

Yiqiu said: "But he is indeed very powerful, if he sees the situation is not good, he will be thrown away>

The black cat said: "Spiritual body transfer technique. Normally, he doesn't need to act on his body at all, and directly attaches his consciousness to the corpse, using this corpse as his avatar walking outside."

"It can be seen that he is really afraid of death, he is afraid." Yiqiu said.

"..." The black cat always feels that Yiqiu's focus is a bit wrong.

"But I didn't dispose of the corpse. Although I checked that the surveillance along the way was broken, will the police find me?" Yiqiu asked.

The black cat glanced at him: "It's okay, it's okay, it's a small matter."

Yiqiu looked at it curiously, but the black cat didn't speak. Yiqiu was very calm, and he would tell the truth when he found him. Anyway, he is not the one who will face the problem of breaking the three views, and not everyone is Yan Changsheng.Maybe he can help the police solve a case, be an enthusiastic citizen or something.

Yiqiu thought for a while, lay down in front of the black cat, held his face in both hands, and said with a smile: "Honey, I found a powerful villain today, and even ruined his murder plan, shouldn't you give me some reward?"

Black Cat: "I haven't released this task."

Yiqiu blinked: "You can reissue it now."

Black Cat: "???"

Yiqiu said solemnly: "Look at your little cat. When I first saw you, it was skinny and had no flesh. Now it has been staying at home for two months and refuses to go out. It eats, drinks, watches TV and plays IPAD every day. The whole cat is in a hurry. I gained weight twice! Of course, I didn’t say that it’s embarrassing for you to be fat. Of course, cats and cats are only cute if they are a little fatter, but this must be on the basis of a healthy weight..."

The black cat subconsciously looked at its stomach, it seemed to be really bulging!

It immediately has a sense of crisis!

Yiqiu said: "Having said so much, I just want to say that you can't just eat and drink and not work all day, you should send me a task."

The black cat took a piece of paper and pressed it with its paw:

[Mysterious corpse chaser.A mysterious exorcist came to Queyue City, trying to murder the famous lady Tina.Defeat the corpse hunter!Task deadline: Completed.Task reward: 100 points. 】

Yiqiu screamed: "In your system, recently even the missions are reissued! You only give one hundred points after the reissue! It's too picky! I was almost killed by him!"

The black cat licked its paw: "Don't play if you're upset."

Yiqiu continued to scream: "Play, play, of course. I haven't had a single mission in the past two months, and I'm only in debt. Counting the reward of 100 points for this mission, I still owe you 2000 points!"

The black cat was satisfied: "It's good that you know."

Yiqiu asked: "Then there are still follow-up tasks?"

The black cat thought for a while, and sent him another task.

[The dead woman. Tina's friend Leia has died, it is unknown when she died.Why did she die, and who is the real culprit behind the scenes?Task duration: one week.Task reward: 300 points. 】

Yiqiu picked up the paper and took a serious look: "Why did you send me this task all of a sudden?"

The black cat said mischievously, "Go and check it out. I'll give you a reminder to be careful about Yan Changsheng's safety."

Yiqiu corrected his attitude, took out his mobile phone and sent Xia Hongyun a WeChat message: "I will come to work tomorrow!"

Xia Hongyun hadn't replied yet, but his sister Xia Yuqin sent a WeChat message: "There are still some things that can't be decided on the rainwater side, do you have time to come to the company tomorrow morning?"

Yiqiu immediately sent another WeChat message to Xia Hongyun: "I have something to do in the morning, come in the afternoon."

Xia Hongyun replied: "Master Yi has worked hard! Just go to Teacher Yan's house in the afternoon, and Lujie will be there too."

The black cat despised: "You skipped shift!"

Yiqiu said aggrievedly: "I'm super dedicated, okay? It only costs 5000 yuan to hire me as a special professional assistant! 5000 yuan land! It's not a loss in blood! I can earn ten times my monthly salary every minute I take a foreign order!"

The black cat moaned and chirped: "It's great, what about the canned cat food?"

Yi Qiu didn't speak, he touched the black cat's belly seriously and heavily - the bulging ones were all meat.

He was rewarded with a cat's paw scratching his arm.

………………

Early in the morning, Yiqiu came to Polaris Brokerage Company to discuss important matters with his female director and ghost employees.

"Today, I'm mainly discussing the damage to the mall's audio equipment, lighting equipment and other facilities." Xia Yuqin said.

Yiqiu's expression distorted for a moment: "Has it all exploded?"

Yushui said confidently: "Yes, it's all exploded!"

——Why are you so proud?Yiqiu looked at his employees in shock.

Last night, Yushui held a microphone and screamed at the "corpse" that fell from the building with a shocking dolphin sound, destroying the sound and lighting of the entire shopping mall, and possibly surveillance cameras or something.Yiqiu was busy chasing and killing the culprit, the man in sunglasses, so he didn't have time to think about the specific figure of this "war damage".

If there is a time machine in this world, he must turn back the time to the time when he beat the man in sunglasses. He felt that his attack was too light, and he should have broken his bones at that time.

Next time we meet, we must beat him hard!Yi Qiu swears in his heart.

Having prepared himself mentally, Yi Qiu asked with pain in his heart: "Did the mall calculate the loss? How much do we have to pay? Tell me, I've prepared myself mentally, and I can't blame the rain, either. It was an accident, an accident."

Xia Yuqin asked in surprise, "Who said we have to lose money?"

Yiqiu: "Huh?"

Xia Yuqin: "What happened last night was broadcast live. How many viewers saw this 'live accident' with their own eyes. There has never been a 'live accident' of this type! Sleeping, all are promoting and publicizing the rainwater, and I just got off work this morning."

The unqualified boss Yiqiu who knows nothing about these operations: "...so, so?"

Xia Yuqin said excitedly: "So our rainwater is hot now! The sponsors of the audio equipment and lighting facilities rang up the phone of our business executive last night, queuing up to give us money. On the one hand, they want to provide us with compensation for the shopping mall. Products, on the other hand, we want Yushui to be the endorser. We screened out eight well-known and well-priced manufacturers overnight, and I asked you to come today to discuss which one to choose.”

Yiqiu: "..."

——Sorry, I have no experience!Never thought it would be this way!

Xia Yuqin also broke the news at the end: "There is another good news. There is a variety show that wants to invite Yushui to participate. I think it is very good. It can be the first step for Yushui to transform from an Internet celebrity to an artist."

Yiqiu was dumbfounded, Yushui was excited, and Xia Yuqin was relieved.

Our Miss Yushui wants to be on fire!

Hu Junjun, who woke up in the new rental house, washed his face and brushed his teeth, was about to go to the training class. While brushing his teeth, he turned on his mobile phone and saw his colleague Yushui on the hot search.

#网红雨水粉丝会会##雨水dolphin音##雨水直播#

胡俊俊的牙刷掉在了洗脸台里，发出了嫉妒的鸡叫：“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊——不就是尖叫吗，我也可以啊！！！”

After 30 seconds of screams of envy and jealousy, the lights in the bathroom continued to operate as usual, only the angry shouts of neighbors resounded through Hu Junjun's rental house.

Why the hell, can't he?

So angry that the vixen crows!

………………

At noon in August, the weather was so hot that no one wanted to go outside.

A police car stopped at the back gate of No. [-] High School in Queyue City.

Five minutes later, a boy in a school uniform with long hair highlighted and tied into a high ponytail rushed out of the overcrowded cafeteria at a speed of 5 meters and headed straight for the back gate of the school.

Leaving the school over the wall, opening the police car door, getting into the car and sitting down, fastening the seat belt, all in one go.

Officer Wang looked at the boy with a smile and said, "Lady Lu, I'm going to trouble you again today."

The long-haired male student called "Lu Jushi" plugged in his headphones and played punk rock music: "Well, hurry up, I only have an hour for lunch break."

Officer Wang nodded, and the police car drove towards the Queyue City Public Security Bureau.

Lu Jushi, commonly known as Lu Yunfei, is 17 years old this year. He is studying at the No. [-] High School in Queyue City. He is currently a junior high school student.

As a provincial key middle school, No. [-] Middle School never dared to relax in the education of students. During the summer vacation, classes were opened openly. Especially the students who were in the third year of senior high school had to attend eight classes a day, and there were three hours of evening self-study in the evening. The students complained and suffered unspeakably. .

Especially for Lu Yunfei who has no intention of studying.

Lu Yunfei, a lay disciple of Buddhism, was congenitally deficient and sickly, but he was born with wisdom. He studied under Master Buhui, the abbot of Baotong Temple, from the age of three, and he was familiar with Buddhist scriptures. magic.

Suffering from the two regulations of "nine-year compulsory education" and "minors are not allowed to become monks", Lu Yunfei was forced to leave the temple and study in school.

Because he was born smart, he knew everything, and his academic performance was excellent. He was admitted to the city's key high school in one fell swoop, and he was still studying in the experimental class, fighting wits and courage with science competition questions every day.

Last year, he and his alumni performed bravely in the National Physics Competition for Middle School Students. Among them, Lu Yunfei was the only freshman in high school among the [-] first prize winners in the province.

This means that he was recommended to Tsinghua University.

Lu Yunfei was very tired, because his target school was the Buddhist Academy in this city, and his birthday wish was to be ordained and become a monk.

But since he was recommended to Tsinghua University, the entire monastery opposed him dropping out of school. Even the leaders of the religious committee came to talk to him, asking him not to give up studying for the sake of eating vegetarian food and reciting Buddhism. Add bricks and tiles.

Lu Yunfei was very angry, why not allow him to become a monk!He just wanted to be a monk!

Even his master Buhui advised him: "As long as you have a Buddha in your heart, you can practice in Tsinghua."

Lu Yunfei said coldly: "Master, you just want to brag that you have a Tsinghua student."

Master Buhui chuckled, "It's better than having a disciple who stays out all night playing drums in a bar after self-study."

Lu Yunfei was shocked: "How do you know!"

Master Buhui calmly said: "Your brother saw you in the bar."

Lu Yunfei was furious: "How can he go to bars! He is a monk who has been ordained! He is different from me, a lay disciple!"

Master Buhui: "As long as he has a Buddha in his heart, he is still practicing in a bar."

Lu Yunfei: "Oh, that's what you said."

——He drinks alcohol, he eats meat, he wears hair dyes, he plays drums in a bar and plays in a rock band, but he has a Buddha in his heart, and he will definitely become a good monk!

Mr. Lu Yunfei, who is ten months away from becoming an adult, fights every day for his dream of becoming a monk.

One day, he will become a monk!

Of course, if you become a monk, you still want to be in a rock band!

………………

The police car stopped at the Municipal Public Security Bureau.

Lu Yunfei turned off the punk rock music, took off the earphones, and entered the working mode.

It is also his job to help the Public Security Bureau solve some "supernatural factors" cases.

Officer Wang led Lu Yunfei to the public security building quickly, and took him to a hidden office familiarly.

Director Chen of the Criminal Investigation Bureau was the only one in the office, and he was fidgeting. When he saw Lu Yunfei coming in, he was relieved.

"Lu Jushi, I would like to trouble you to make a special trip this time. This case may be a bit special." Director Chen said.

Lu Yunfei was not surprised by this situation, so he asked calmly, "What kind of special situation?"

Director Chen handed him a forensic examination result.

"The thing is like this. Last night, a woman jumped from the building in the Huanmao shopping mall. Someone witnessed the woman trying to push her companion down the building before jumping off the building. After the companion was rescued, she immediately committed suicide by jumping off the building. , the body of the deceased was already highly decomposed when it was sent to the autopsy room, and it continued to rot rapidly. By this morning, it had turned into a white bone. The forensic doctor could not determine the exact time of death of the deceased, so I would like to ask you to take a look , is there..."

Lu Yunfei looked at the information at a glance, and said calmly: "Yes, 100% yes. I just don't know what kind of method it is. I'll go over to check the body later, if there are any clues left, but don't hug too much. The big expectations have all turned into bones, and there is basically nothing left."

Director Chen sighed: "There is more than one corpse. We also found another highly decomposed male corpse in the underground garage of the shopping mall, but the identity of the deceased could no longer be identified. There were signs of struggle near the corpse, but no one was found at the scene. valuable clues."

After Lu Yunfei finished looking through the materials, he memorized them all in his mind.

"All the cameras at the scene were damaged?" Lu Yunfei asked.

"Yes, there was an event at the scene. The person speaking with the microphone saw the woman's corpse startled and yelled. The audio, lighting and monitoring equipment of the entire shopping mall were broken." Director Chen said.

Lu Yunfei: "Oh, that's great. There are two supernatural aspects of this case. You don't really believe that someone screamed and all the lights, sound and surveillance cameras were scrapped, right?"

Director Chen: "Uh..."

Lu Yunfei: "Who is this screaming person?"

Director Chen opened Weibo on his mobile phone and showed him a trending search: "It's called Yushui, and she's an Internet celebrity female anchor."

Lu Yunfei took a look around, and couldn't help but "wow": "This young lady is pretty, she is a mixed race, I'll pay attention." Then, he followed the hot search to find Yushui's Weibo, clicked on it, and then followed Followed her live broadcast room and Douyin account on Weibo.

Director Chen, who witnessed the behavior of this "special adviser" throughout the whole process: Jushi Lu is indeed a teenage boy.

Director Chen: "...According to our investigation, she is a Thai. But there is a problem with the identity procedures."

Lu Yunfei: "Oh, that's great, hurry up and ask, I will come to listen. It's best to make an appointment on the weekend, otherwise I can't ask for leave. Evening is also fine. I often skip class and go to the bar for late self-study."

Director Chen: "...Huh?"

The topic got off track, and Lu Yunfei pulled it back by himself: "When I jumped off the building, the surveillance system wasn't broken, so let me have a look."

Ten minutes later, Lu Yunfei froze the computer screen in the thrilling scene.

In the surveillance video, a young man grabbed the woman who was almost thrown downstairs and pulled her up.A few seconds before, a piece of "paper" fell out of the rescued woman's clothes, and this piece of paper ignited spontaneously.

Lu Yunfei pointed to the young man in the picture: "In addition to the rescued woman, we should also find out who this man is, maybe we can provide useful clues."

Director Chen said: "After reading it, our staff also felt that it was the case and asked them to investigate."

Lu Yunfei switched the surveillance video to last night's fan meeting. The camera captured Rain's every move, and also captured her reaction after the body fell in front of Rain: People around screamed, but she raised her head calmly. As if looking for someone, she waved to someone above.

Lu Yunfei immediately cut the surveillance video back to the fifth-floor flyover, where the man who had just rescued people waved his hand downstairs.There is no doubt that the two of them are two people who know each other.

Immediately afterwards, the rain screamed, shaking all the surveillance cameras.

Lu Yunfei gave a "tsk" sound: "Miss Yushui and this man, please summon them directly, they are serious suspects."

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The thick and long update is complete, and there is no delay! (proud chest)

I beg you to go to my column to see my new profile picture!It's a black cat lying on Xuexue's head to supervise the code words!It's even sticking out its tongue!Extremely invincible and cute!For the sake of cute cats, please bookmark it o(╥﹏╥)o

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A happy temporary teammate comes online.

Lu Yunfei: Although I drink, eat meat, dye my hair, play drums in a bar and play drums in a bar, I just want to become a monk!

Teacher: Don't!Let's go to Tsinghua University!You are a top student!

Master: Don't!Let's go to Tsinghua University!Our temple is not worth it.

Leader: Don't!Let's go to Tsinghua University!Build socialism!

Lu Yunfei: Damn, why...