Beat the monster and send it to debut!

We know that there are many times when things go very differently than the people involved expected.

This is called God unfolding.

For example, at this moment, the ferocious Yiqiu holds his weapon high, waiting for his opponent to fight hard and refuse to call him father, and then he can beat the opponent and rub hard on the ground.

But he never expected, this villain, he has no integrity!

"Dad—!" The man in sunglasses slumped on the ground and shouted loudly, "Dad, you are my father! Daddy, don't hit me! This is domestic violence! Learn about the Anti-Domestic Violence Law!"

Yiqiu felt suffocated.

He didn't fight, and he didn't fight, and he decided depressedly that he would never shout out before beating people again. If the other party is unscrupulous, it will make people feel uncomfortable.

After all, Yiqiu is not a devil, let alone violent.

As long as the other party knelt down and begged for mercy, he would still think carefully before making a move—if necessary.

To his surprise, the man in sunglasses called his dad shamelessly, moved forward with his knees, and resolutely hugged his thigh: "Dad, I have been looking for you so hard! After so many years, I have eaten I don’t have enough clothes, I don’t wear clothes, I didn’t do well in school, and I didn’t have a diploma when I grew up, so I had to go to a black-hearted company to move bricks. I did a good job at first, but I didn’t expect the new boss to be a psycho, with fierce milk, forcing us 996 got up, is this what our villains should do? I am living a miserable life, wandering on the roof of the building several times, almost jumping!"

Yiqiu was stunned, what is this unfolding, why did this person suddenly hug his thigh and start telling the tragic past?He doesn't want to hear it!

He froze for a moment, hugged the man in sunglasses tightly on his thigh, and showed a triumphant smile on his face: "Are all your protagonists so soft-hearted? But it is because the protagonist is always soft-hearted that we shameless villains can win." opportunity!"

Yi Qiu was startled suddenly, and found that his limbs were entangled by countless invisible thin threads, and his hands were tied behind his back, unable to move!

Yiqiu was shocked: "What kind of operation is this?"

The man in the sunglasses was triumphant: "This is a coquettish operation! You have no experience, hehehehe, did you come out of the valley to work at Foxconn?"

Yi Qiu let out a sound in his heart, get out, he is the chairman!Although also a part-time assistant.

But it is impossible to work part-time, and it is impossible to work part-time in this life. You can only bully ghosts and ghosts everywhere to maintain your life.

Yiqiu showed his acting skills and pretended to be surprised: "How do you know?!"

The man in the sunglasses opened his mouth wide: "You really are! Damn, this is the fate of a grassroots protagonist."

Yiqiu tried his hand and found that his arm was completely bound, but his fingers could still move.

Yiqiu asked, "Who are you?"

The man in the sunglasses said with a grin, "I won't tell you. But after you die, I can explain it to you in detail in front of your corpse."

Yiqiu had a sad and tragic face, and his acting skills were exaggerated: "Before I die, can I ask you a question?"

The man in the sunglasses was equally distressed: "I've loved... Ah, no! I'm not the kind of villain who tells the protagonist his criminal history like beans before he dies! Don't think I don't know. Will be counter-killed!"

Yi Qiu thought in his heart: Fuck, this enemy is cunning and cunning.

Man in sunglasses: "And I don't have such a strong desire to confide. Since ancient times, villains have died because they talk too much, mainly because they are too lonely. If each of them is equipped with a psychiatrist and let them confide regularly, then they will not die. The law of talking too much!"

Yi Qiu complained: I think you talk a lot...

The man in the sunglasses continued to beep: "Hahaha, you can't think of it, I have a psychiatrist, the kind that the company reimburses, do you want to hold it? Envy or not? This is the only conscience of our rubbish 996 company!"

Yiqiu: =_=

The man in the sunglasses proudly said: "That's why I only tell the psychiatrist about my great criminal plans! He will also give me criminal opinions! He is my Professor Moriarty! Professional criminal consultant for 100 years!"

Yiqiu: Are all the villains in your villain organization full of talkative psychos?

The man in sunglasses brags about himself: "Tell you, a villain like me is the villain of the new century! Cute and charming! There is also a sense of mystery! It's different from those idiot villains who talk a lot in vain and lonely, but they all tell the protagonist! We will also brainstorm and plan big things together! If you have any new ideas, the team will discuss and share, submit a written report, and make a financial budget!"

Yiqiu: Damn, you're mentally handicapped. You can speak five hundred characters in stand-up comedy. Your company is about to finish.

The man in the sunglasses finally realized that it was time for him to do something, so he said.

"Although you are very poor, you were born in a small mountain village. You have no education, no education, no diploma, and you can't find a job. You have to go to your fellow countrymen to move bricks at the construction site. The fellows who move bricks see that you are still young, so give you I introduced Foxconn. When you think about it, being an assembly line worker is better than moving bricks on a construction site while staring at the scorching sun, so you go to Foxconn and live a life of working 16 hours a day. Although this is really sad, I still want to After killing you, you can confess your last words."

Yiqiu didn't know how this guy had conjured up his character, but he was sure that the guy in the sunglasses wasn't very discerning. He was dressed all over the place today, but he didn't look like a brick-and-mortar man!

Yiqiu asked: "Aren't you curious how I found out that there was something wrong with that girl?"

Sunglasses categorically refused: "Don't say it! I am a qualified villain, and I never listen to the protagonist's words, otherwise I will probably be brainwashed, rebel, and leave the villain camp to join the protagonist group. Since ancient times, villains have been laundered and joined the protagonist group. Either the combat power is reduced to five, or the lunch box is quickly taken, I will not do this! I want to carry out the cute and charming villain to the end!"

Yiqiu asked again: "Actually, I have a golden finger, do you want to know how I got it?"

The man in the sunglasses looked curious and heartbroken: "Although I am very curious, it is never uncommon for the protagonist to have golden fingers. If I was really curious, I could buy a movie ticket to see Hollywood's mass-produced explosion after killing you." Rice flower slices. If I want to watch something more fashionable, I will open the Qidian APP on my mobile phone. After opening ten books, there will be ten different cheats and ways to obtain them. Don’t be cheats of any system type, after all, now The system is outdated and totally unfashionable."

After finishing speaking, the man in sunglasses added another sentence: "By the way, I am a proud genuine reader. I never read pirated articles, and I even give rewards to the author. This is me, a cute and charming villain."

Yiqiu always felt that this guy was implying something?

This man in sunglasses is really a strange villain, Yi Qiu thought to himself, but the time has dragged on long enough, he doesn't want to face each other in the garage with the police who came to investigate the jumping case.

"Then I have nothing to say." Yi Qiu said.

"Goodbye then?" the man in the sunglasses said with a smile.

Yi Qiu nodded, took out the hand behind his back as if nothing had happened, swung his arm, and punched the man in the sunglasses on the bridge of the nose——

"Okay, now it's your turn to say the last words." Yi Qiu said coldly.

This punch blindfolded the man in sunglasses, he took a step back, before he could figure out how Yiqiu's bound hands could break free from his puppet strings, Yiqiu had already picked up the belt on the ground, and slapped him on the face Slapping like a storm.

"Ah——! Dad, I was wrong, I was really wrong! Dad, don't hit me! Your son is still young, and beating like this will kill you!" The pain on his face, and the shame that his sunglasses were about to be blown off.

Yiqiu is no longer the Yiqiu he was 5 minutes ago. He will no longer be frightened by the operation of "calling daddy". A spinning top.

But he still underestimated the shamelessness of the man in sunglasses.

Seeing that calling "Dad" was useless, the man in sunglasses changed his mind and screamed: "Mom—Mom, I was wrong! Don't hit me, don't hit me, your good son is just disobeying you, not messing with you. Don't hit the female classmate's stomach like this!"

Yiqiu saw that he was stubborn and resistant to beating, so he became even more excited.

——Let you make trouble, let you flirt, and let you flirt with relatives again!

——It's you, a bastard who is more coquettish than Hu Junjun!

——I'm going to beat you until even a psychiatrist can't save you!

Fifteen minutes later, in the underground garage lay a man in sunglasses who could no longer roll over or speak coquettishly, and Yiqiu, who was out of breath and had numb hands and feet.

Fuck, how thick is this guy's blood bar, he's exhausted.

Yiqiu was holding on to the uprights of the garage, panting like a cow. He has great strength, but he doesn't have any stamina bar. Even beating a spinning top that will automatically escape for 15 minutes will be tiring!

After all, he is a human being!

The man in the sunglasses lay flat on the ground, covered in dust, and his heart was ashes: "How did you break free from my puppet string?"

Yi Qiu took a breath, and said with a sneer, "Idiot, because I'm the protagonist!"

The man in the sunglasses screamed: "I knew it, I knew it! It's all the protagonist's fault! Tell me about your golden finger! Let me know!"

Yiqiu took out a miniature nail clipper from the back pocket of his jeans, and cut it twice with a "click click". Although the nail clipper was small, it was enough for him to cut the puppet thread with his hands behind his back.

"My nails were split, and I borrowed nail clippers from my friend to fix them." Yi Qiu curled his lips.

"I actually died with a pair of nail clippers? Unbelievable!!!" Following the scream of the man in sunglasses, blood spewed out of his mouth, like a huge blood bag being punctured and pressed hard, Yiqiu was spattered Covered in blood, he took two steps back in disgust.

After spraying the blood, the man in the sunglasses died without a word.

Yiqiu was shocked, this guy died now?Still pissed off?

Yiqiu leans down>

Almost within a few seconds, the "Qi" in the body of the person with sunglasses disappeared completely. This speed is unscientifically fast. Even if it is a person who has just died, the "Qi" in the body will not dissipate so quickly.

On the surface of his corpse, corpse spots quickly appeared, and even began to rot.

Yiqiu let out a "tsk".

This body, like Leia's, was long dead.

This means that what died was just a puppet, and the real man in sunglasses is still alive.

Fortunately, he was careful enough not to expose his hole card "Golden Finger", and he will definitely give this new "son" a big surprise when we meet next time. Yi Qiu touched an untouched talisman in his pocket, Showed a pleasant smile.

I'm really sorry, but his golden finger is still a very rustic, vulgar and outdated system.

But this is the cutest system in the world, it's furry and can draw characters!

Although it has really gotten fat recently, Yi Qiu whispered in his heart, but what does that matter, it is still the cutest in the world!

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The full title of this chapter is "Ji Yi, a villain who knows a lot of truths, but still has a bad life: the man with sunglasses"

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It is a group of sand sculpture villains who can make their debut in a group (.

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