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Chapter 31 Is Strawberry Cake Delicious?
Before class started, Lu Yunfei took the time to go around the dissection room and check the condition of the two corpses.
Just like what was said in the autopsy report, the female corpse had completely turned into bones.The same was true of the other male corpse.
This unscientific rate of corruption undoubtedly accelerated the decay of corpses artificially.
But what is the purpose?
Lu Yunfei thought about it for a while, and there are probably seven or eight ways to achieve this effect, but there must be some special reason why two such corpses appeared in the Huanmao Mall at the same time.
The identity of the female corpse has been investigated clearly, her identity cannot be concealed, and there is no need to hide it, but no one has witnessed the mysterious male corpse.
Could it be that this female corpse is to cover up the identity of the male corpse?
The more Lu Yunfei thought about it, the more he thought about the phone alarm clock ringing.
He was shocked immediately, and said seriously to Director Chen: "I have to go back to class. The first class in the afternoon is taught by our class teacher. He is very strict, and I dare not ask for leave."
Director Chen: "...Oh, okay, I'll ask Xiao Wang to send you back."
No matter how many times, he still broods over the age of this "special adviser" - younger than his daughter!
Lu Yunfei nodded: "I'll come back tonight. By the way, have you told Taoist Wujie about this?"
Director Chen said distressedly: "Taoist Wujie said that he had a hexagram recently, saying that it is suitable for meditation, not for work, and needs to rest for a while. Everything will be left to you."
Lu Yunfei sneered, and complained mercilessly to his colleagues: "Fart, he is just lazy, which day should he be able to work after 360 days? He knows how to fish, grill fish and eat fish! Leave this to me, and I'll call him!"
Director Chen forced a laugh, and complained in his heart: Only your colleagues can be so straightforward, scold you if you want, I dare not offend!
Lu Yunfei glanced at the time again, and was sure that he was really going to be late, so he put on his headphones, played his favorite punk rock music, and started sprinting towards the parking lot. Fluttering in the sky, he disappeared in the blink of an eye.
He's a handsome boy, no doubt.
Director Chen looked at his receding back and sighed: It's nice to be young.
I heard that Layman Lu has been recommended to Tsinghua University. He is a talent. It’s a pity to drop out of school and become a monk. Next time I have time to chat with him, I must go to university!
………………
At 01:30 in the afternoon, Yiqiu came out of the company and took a taxi to find Yan Changsheng, whom he hadn't seen for a long time.
Yan Changsheng's spy movie had already finished, and he dragged his exhausted body back to his home in Keyue City, planning to spend the week-long vacation lying down, doing nothing but fitness and basic work.
Fortunately, during this period of time, he only had a few simple announcements, and the rest of the time can be freely arranged by him.Yan Changsheng was very satisfied.
The house that was violently demolished by Yiqiu two months ago has also been renovated. Yan Changsheng sat on the sofa and watched the American TV series he hadn't watched for a long time on the brand new home theater, feeling that life is really beautiful.
Lu Jie helped him take care of things, and asked casually, "Mr. Yan, do you want to order afternoon tea?"
"Yes, cake, with strawberries on top." Yan Changsheng said.
"Do you want milk tea?" Lu Jie asked.
"No!" Yan Changsheng said immediately.
"Ah..." Lu Jie took a peek at Yan Changsheng. Ever since he was exposed as a tsundere by Yi Qiu and drank a whole cup of milk tea in front of him, Lu Jie had doubts about Yan Changsheng's words.
Is it arrogant, or do you really don't want to drink?
Forget it, let's order first, if Mr. Yan doesn't drink, he will drink, Lu Jie thought to himself.
Half an hour later, the visitor's doorbell rang, and Lu Jie hurried to the screen and pressed the call button: "The takeaway is at the front desk, I'll get it down."
"Delivery worker" Yiqiu looked serious: "I'm sorry, your takeaway has been stolen by the delivery worker."
Lu Jie laughed, and hurriedly pressed the door open button for Yi Qiu, so that he could pass through the gate at the front desk on the first floor: "Come on, we ordered takeaway!"
Yan Changsheng on the sofa turned his head suddenly, with a vigilant expression on his face: "Yiqiu is coming?"
Lu Jie smiled and said, "Yes, Master Yi said to come and see how your new house is decorated."
Yan Changsheng's eyes suddenly became gloomy.
A few minutes later, there was a "ding dong", and the doorbell rang. This time Yiqiu appeared outside the door, and walked in with a bag of courier: "I just met a delivery man downstairs, and I told the security guard that I would deliver it." When you get to this household, I'll bring it up for you directly."
Lu Jie cheered: "I just ordered a cup of milk tea, Master Yi, let's drink it."
Yi Qiu drank the milk tea happily.
"Long time no see, Mr. Yan." Yi Qiu looked at Yan Changsheng with a smile.
Yan Changsheng glanced at him out of the corner of his eye, ate the cake, and responded indifferently: "Yes."
This attitude is so cold!
But this kind of coldness is useless to Yiqiu.
Yiqiu continued to smile: "I haven't seen you for a few weeks, you've gained weight."
Lu Jie laughed out loud with a "puchi".
Yan Changsheng sat up in shock while dying, with an expression of disbelief, and quickly denied Sanlian: "I'm not, I haven't, don't talk nonsense!"
Absolutely not!He works so hard!Impossible to be fat!His pecs and abs are always perfect!
Yiqiu ordered directly: "It's useless to just talk, let's get on the scale."
Before Yan Changsheng could say "no", he had already consciously stood up from the sofa, and walked onto the scale with a blank expression and a broken heart.
Deer Jie: Oh, Teacher Yan wants to prove that he is not fat!
Yiqiu: Hehe, a man like an animal living in narcissism needs the ruthless whipping of reality!
Yan Changsheng: *[email protected]#…@¥! ! (#*&!$# (The user's mental activity has been blocked due to indecent words)
The scale told everyone honestly: Yan Changsheng, he gained three catties.
Lu Jie couldn't bear to look directly at him, turned his face away, and "respected" Yan Changsheng: "It's only three catties, Mr. Yan's filming is too hard, it's overwork and fat."
Yan Changsheng looked at Lu Jie with murderous eyes: "No, these are muscles!"
Yiqiu looked meaningfully at the cake on the coffee table that had been eaten a few bites and said, "So it's muscles, I thought it was strawberry cake."
Lu Jie tightly covered his mouth to keep himself from laughing out loud.
Yi Qiu looked at Yan Changsheng, Yan Changsheng looked at Yi Qiu coldly, they tried to convince each other with their eyes, but with little success.
Lu Jie continued to write Wan Zun, and read it as a complaint: "Mr. Yan's body shape is perfect. He just has a weight fluctuation, which is immediately reflected on his face, so it is more obvious. He also thinned his face first."
Yi Qiu opened his mouth cooperatively: "So that's the case, no wonder I think his face is round."
Yan Changsheng wanted to fire both assistants!
Where is his handsome and aggressive face with deep features and sharp edges? !
Sitting on the sofa, Yi Qiu looked up at Yan Changsheng's handsome face like a concubine, and waved to him with a smile, signaling him to bow his head.
Yan Changsheng refused, he just wanted to stand in front of Yiqiu, look tall and strong, and give him a sense of oppression!
"I looked up and saw that your neck hurts, so bend over." Yi Qiu ordered directly.
Yan Changsheng: *[email protected]#…@¥! ! (#*&!$# (The user's mental activity is blocked again due to indecent words)
bent.
Just bend when you say it.
Real men are never afraid to bend (waist).
Now Yiqiu can sit and see his face.
Yiqiu stretched out his hands, and pressed his index fingers on Yan Changsheng's cheeks, one left and one right, poking out two artificial dimples, instantly making the face of a stern male god look cute.
Yiqiu smiled, and his gentle eyebrows curved into a happy arc: "Eat more vegetables and drink more water, strengthen exercise and don't be lazy. I confiscated the strawberry cake, otherwise in a week, I will see a person who really has a smile on his face. Yan Changsheng with dimples, I don't want to see your picture in the topic of 'male god getting fat'."
The distance between them is very close, so close that any one of them will kiss each other's lips if they lean against each other lightly.
Just like when I was on the set.
Yan Changsheng's face became hot, he straightened up suddenly, and walked towards the home gym.
"I'm going to roll the iron." Yan Changsheng said through gritted teeth.
Yiqiu smiled slightly, and picked up the small cake that had been eaten a few bites on the coffee table: "Leave the trouble of strawberry cake to me, don't thank me, as a qualified assistant, of course I will help you Share your worries."
Yan Changsheng turned his head and gave him a look of resentment mixed with pain, pain mixed with grievance, especially layered and full of emotions.
While eating cake and drinking milk tea, Yiqiu sighed: Ah, Yan Changsheng's acting skills are really amazing, he can express such complicated emotions with just one look, what a genius.
This strawberry shortcake is delicious.
………………
Two hours passed, and Yi Qiu happily enjoyed the perfect home theater equipment in Yan Changsheng's home, watched three episodes of American dramas in a row, and discussed the plot with Lu Jie.
"The case in this episode is not bad. There is a female corpse hidden in the ceiling. This stalk is always a little old, but it is quite exciting. Especially the part where I searched for the source of the smell of the corpse and finally found a dead mouse." Yi Qiu commented.
"Yeah, it's creepy to think of a dead body in the ceiling," Lu Jie said.
"Speaking of which, Mr. Yan's house is similar, there is a female ghost hidden in the ceiling, but the female ghost is a bit nice, and has no taste." Yiqiu said.
Lu Jie recalled the day when Yiqiu interviewed for ghost hunting, he couldn't help shivering: "Don't, don't talk, I'm a little..."
"What are you talking about?" Yan Changsheng finished his exercise, took a shower, and carefully examined himself in front of the mirror for 5 minutes. After repeatedly confirming that he still had a perfect sculptural figure, he breathed a sigh of relief.
Then he confidently tied a bath towel and came out, intending to show Yiqiu his perfect figure!
Yiqiu admired the photo of the male god in the bath, yes, the chest and abdominal muscles are healthy, it seems that he will not lose fans.
"Ding dong—" the doorbell rang.
Lu Jie shivered suddenly, he was a little nervous because he was talking about scary topics just now.But when he saw Yiqiu was here again, he immediately relaxed a lot.
What is Master Yi afraid of!
There were two policemen standing outside the door, a man and a woman: "Hi, this is our police ID, please cooperate with us to do a simple investigation."
Lu Jie wondered: "What's wrong?"
Yiqiu looked around, and exclaimed in surprise: "Ah——Guo Mengda!"
The policeman named Guo Mengda also saw Yiqiu and was excited: "Ah, Yiqiu, it's you!"
Another policewoman let out an uncontrollable scream: "Ah, ah, I'm dead, this is Yan Changsheng!!!"
Still half naked!
Lujie: Out of the four people present, I was the only one who did not call. It seems that my psychological quality has become stronger!
Guo Mengda came in and said to Yiqiu seriously: "Do you know the female resident upstairs? She died."
Lu Ca screamed and loud: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
………………
Guo Mengda, Yiqiu's junior high school friend, quickly became friends with the boys after he transferred to the junior high school in Queyue City from other places.
Because he plays basketball well—befriends a group of athletic boys; he also likes watching anime—befriends a group of nerdy boys;
After perfectly capturing these three types of male students, Guo Mengda expressed his dream: he wants to be a detective.
This may be because he really loves "Detective Conan".
The students were very active, and no matter what happened inside or outside the school, they immediately told Guo Mengda: Your big case is coming!
Guo Mengda also lived up to expectations. After cracking the three cases of petty theft by his classmates, the theft of the school canteen, and the smashed glass of the gymnasium, he successfully established his position as the No. 1 detective in his school.
The person gave him the nickname: Detective Guo.
Detective Guo entered the police academy and eventually became a glorious people's policeman. Now he works in the Tongyu Street Police Station of the Baihu District Branch of the Queyue Public Security Bureau. He belongs to the patrol brigade and is responsible for security patrols.
During his working period, he solved a large number of cases of theft of bicycles and battery cars. Because of his active work and high enthusiasm, he won unanimous praise from the police station and is expected to be transferred to the Baihu District Public Security Bureau.
"Yiqiu, why are you here?" Guo Mengda asked curiously.
"Yan Changsheng lives here, and I'm his assistant." Yi Qiu said with a smile.
— Actually, I really want to fire him.This was written on Yan Changsheng's face.
"What about you? Became a policeman?" Yiqiu asked.
Guo Mengda nodded: "Yes, the work is a bit different from what I imagined."
Yiqiu deeply remembers that Guo Mengda once made a wish before the birthday cake: "My dream is to solve a major murder case one day."
So Yiqiu asked, "Have you ever solved a murder case?"
The expression on Guo Mengda's face was stiff.
"I have been in the patrol brigade for the past few years." Guo Mengda said sadly.
"So?" Yi Qiu wondered, the division of functions of the police is a blind spot in his mind.
"So my case here is mostly about the theft of the battery car." Guo Mengda said.
"Oh..." Yi Qiu replied awkwardly, and added, "It's good, my battery car was stolen."
Lu Jie at the side said quietly: "I was also stolen before."
The fellow policewoman laughed awkwardly: "Actually, I do too."
Guo Mengda looked surprised: "Have you all been stolen? To be honest, my work battery car was also stolen."
With that said, everyone turned their attention to Yan Changsheng, who was the only one who didn't speak. He just went to change clothes. After all, there were women present at the scene, and he was still his fan. He couldn't meet people wearing a bath towel.
Yan Changsheng didn't speak, but judging from the eyes of the crowd, the group of people had obviously started imagining how he was riding a battery car.
Before his image completely collapsed, Yan Changsheng was forced to speak: "I have never ridden a battery car."
Lu Jie thought to himself: Teacher Yan comes in and out by car, and doesn't ride a battery car, which is completely understandable.
Yiqiu thought to himself: Yan Changsheng riding a battery car should be quite cute.
Yan Changsheng's face was serious: "But I have had three cars stolen."
Guo Mengda was shocked by the bad security situation: "Did anyone get caught?"
Yan Changsheng's expression became more and more serious: "I've caught it, all the perpetrators are my fanatical fans."
Saying that, Yan Changsheng gave Yi Qiu a pointed look.
Yiqiu always felt that Yan Changsheng was implying something, but he didn't want to think about it.
The atmosphere was a little funny, a little dignified, and a little embarrassing for a while.
Guo Mengda cleared his throat and broke the deadlock: "Recently, the comrades in the Criminal Police Brigade are quite busy. I was temporarily seconded to help, so I came to the scene to investigate today."
Yiqiu nodded and asked, "You just said, what happened to the female residents upstairs?"
Yiqiu suspects that he knows something, although he is not sure.
Two months ago, he killed a female ghost that harassed him in Yan Changsheng's home. This female ghost was found from the ceiling of Yan Changsheng's bathroom. Its origin was unknown, but it was extremely vicious.
Yiqiu has never figured out her origin, and now he has some suspicions that this female ghost has something to do with the female resident upstairs.
Maybe this ghost didn't float in from the outside for no reason, but floated down from upstairs.
"It's inconvenient for me to disclose the specific details of the case. This is subject to confidentiality requirements." Guo Mengda scratched his head in embarrassment, "But you know that a woman committed suicide by jumping off a building in the Huanmao shopping mall last night, right?"
Yiqiu's heart skipped a beat, of course he knew that people were still dancing in front of him.
"She lives upstairs from you," Guo Mengda said.
Yi Qiu, Yan Changsheng, and Lu Jie all looked up at the top of their heads at the same time, moving in unison, like three cats seeing a cat teaser.
"Have you seen her? Have you ever felt any abnormal behavior in her?" Guo Mengda showed the photo of the deceased.
Lu Jie looked at the photo, hesitated to speak: "I've seen her several times in the elevator, but I haven't spoken to her."
Yan Changsheng: "I have no impression of her.
Yiqiu blinked: "I'm new here."
Meaning he hadn't seen her, at least not while she was alive.
Guo Mengda and his police colleagues asked a few more questions, and after confirming that there were no clues, they had to leave regretfully.
Yiqiu and Guo Mengda exchanged phone calls and WeChat messages. They haven't seen each other since they graduated from junior high school. It is also a kind of fate that they can meet now. After they meet, they will have more meals together.
After the police left, Lu Jie asked nervously: "Master Yi, do you think this female resident has anything to do with that female ghost?"
Yiqiu said a nonsense vaguely: "Maybe, maybe not."
Yan Changsheng looked at them with eyes full of disapproval of feudal superstition.
Yiqiu looked at the time: "Suddenly remembered something, then I'll get off work first."
Lu Jie: "Oh ok, Master Yi, you can go first, I am here."
Yi Qiu smiled and waved to the two: "See you later!"
After Yi Qiu left, Yan Changsheng complained to Lu Jie: "He arrives late and leaves early!"
Lu Jie asked in surprise, "Otherwise?"
Yan Changsheng:? ? ?
Can I be late and leave early by default as an assistant?
Lu Jie said as a matter of course: "Brother Hong said, Master Yi is willing to come and take a look. Thank God. He only needs to come once a month, and he will be given a perfect attendance award."
Yan Changsheng: ...
Lu Jie: "Master Yi is very interested in your work. You see, he came here even if there is nothing to do today."
Yan Changsheng: "Eat my cake."
He also said that he was fat, which scared him to lift weights for two hours!
So vicious!
Lu Jie: "So he really cares about you."
Yan Changsheng didn't want to discuss this topic with Yiqiu's fans anymore, so he decided to play a game of King of Glory to calm down.
………………
After leaving Yan Changsheng's house, Yiqiu went directly up the first floor through the emergency passage.
Opening the security door, Yi Qiu immediately frowned.
I don’t know if I don’t come, I’m startled when I come.It's just the first floor, and this floor is full of gloom, even before the sun sets, it's already full of ghosts.Maybe when he came to Yan Changsheng's house for the first time, the strong yin energy spread from this floor.
Yiqiu came to the female resident's door. There was no seal on the door, but the door was closed, so he couldn't get in.
Yi Qiu stuck a golden light talisman on the palm of his hand, and pressed his hand against the door.
A chill came from inside the door, piercing his palm like lightning!But it failed to penetrate Yiqiu's body.
The talisman made a soft sound, and immediately ignited spontaneously. Yi Qiu let go of his hand, watching the talisman burn slowly in the air, and fall to the ground and turn into a mass of ashes.
"Tsk, it's a bit tricky." After probing, Yiqiu took out his phone and made a call to his black cat, it was still a video call.
——That's right, he gave the black cat a mobile phone, using money from the "Cat Support Fund".
As soon as the call was connected, Yiqiu saw a cute cat move its jaw: "What's the matter?"
Yi Qiu couldn't help showing a puzzled smile: "Ah, baby, I miss you so much."
"If you say this, I'll hang up." The black cat lowered its head slightly, revealing its pink and tender nose.
"Okay, okay, let's get down to business. I found out that the female resident upstairs in Yan Changsheng's house is the Leia who jumped off the building last night. She was a corpse without a soul when she jumped off the building, but I don't know how long it has been in this state. I thought again , I saved a female ghost at Yan Changsheng's house two months ago, there may be some kind of relationship between the two. In other words, I suspect that she died two months ago."
Black Cat: "What do you want to do?"
Yiqiu smiled and said, "Baby, I'm here to pick you up now. We'll come here to have a look at night. You are responsible for helping me open this lady's dusty door. After all, you gave me a task."
Black Cat: "Hmph, you know how to enslave me."
Yi Qiu: "How dare I, come, come, I'll go home and open a can for you right now."
The black cat is noncommittal, which means agreeing.
His baby really loves him!Yi Qiu thought confidently.
………………
Back home, Yiqiu received a call to open a can for the black cat.
From Tina.
"Mr. Yi, hello, I'm Tina, you saved me in the mall last night and gave me a business card." Sitting in her lawyer's car, Tina said, "I just came out of the police station, they They asked me about something, made a record, and I said everything I could. They asked me about you, and I said I didn’t know you, and I didn’t know who you were, and we just met by chance.”
The lawyer said from the side: "But they can definitely find out that the person who saved you was Mr. Yi."
Tina said: "Yes, I guess they will know you soon and ask you some things. I can lend you my lawyer if you need it."
The lawyer twitched the corner of his mouth, remained noncommittal, and continued driving.
Yiqiu was troubled for a moment: "It's okay, I will probably be questioned a few times, make a record or something."
Tina lowered her voice: "Mr. Yi, can I see you? Regarding this matter, I have a major suspect, Leia's boyfriend, who is a liar. In addition, my lawyer has inquired about some unusual things .Two corpses were found at the scene yesterday, and today they have completely decomposed and turned into two white bones..."
Yiqiu was very interested and immediately made an appointment with her at the cafe downstairs of his house.
After hanging up the phone, Yiqiu picked up the black cat and resolutely buried his face into the cat's fur: "Baby, if I tell the police that I will fight the black hand behind the scenes for [-] rounds and kill it, I will be locked up." ?"
The black cat was ruthless: "Kiss, you will be locked up in a mental hospital."
Yi Qiu chirped: "No, I don't want to go to the Seventh Hospital! I want to be with you forever! If I leave you, I will die of lovesickness!"
Black Cat: "My dear, lovesickness is also a kind of mental illness. I suggest going to the Seventh Hospital for treatment."
Yiqiu: "You little cat is really cruel, even Taobao Body can't make you gentle."
Black Cat: "My dear, you can consider abandoning it."
Yiqiu: "Wow, I see, you must be secretly using your mobile phone to buy things on Taobao and even chat with customer service!"
Black Cat: "Ah, since you found out, then go to the Fengchao express cabinet and help me carry back a new box of canned food."
Yiqiu: "..."
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I originally planned to finish the daily update of [-], but I still want to work hard. Let’s try the daily Saturday this week. I hope everyone will support it o(╥﹏╥)o
Xuexue is still very busy at work, and occasionally has to go on business trips. She basically relies on staying up late for coding. Recently, she has started to purchase shampoo for hair growth and development... If you have any useful ones, please give me Amway, thank you QAQ
Just like what was said in the autopsy report, the female corpse had completely turned into bones.The same was true of the other male corpse.
This unscientific rate of corruption undoubtedly accelerated the decay of corpses artificially.
But what is the purpose?
Lu Yunfei thought about it for a while, and there are probably seven or eight ways to achieve this effect, but there must be some special reason why two such corpses appeared in the Huanmao Mall at the same time.
The identity of the female corpse has been investigated clearly, her identity cannot be concealed, and there is no need to hide it, but no one has witnessed the mysterious male corpse.
Could it be that this female corpse is to cover up the identity of the male corpse?
The more Lu Yunfei thought about it, the more he thought about the phone alarm clock ringing.
He was shocked immediately, and said seriously to Director Chen: "I have to go back to class. The first class in the afternoon is taught by our class teacher. He is very strict, and I dare not ask for leave."
Director Chen: "...Oh, okay, I'll ask Xiao Wang to send you back."
No matter how many times, he still broods over the age of this "special adviser" - younger than his daughter!
Lu Yunfei nodded: "I'll come back tonight. By the way, have you told Taoist Wujie about this?"
Director Chen said distressedly: "Taoist Wujie said that he had a hexagram recently, saying that it is suitable for meditation, not for work, and needs to rest for a while. Everything will be left to you."
Lu Yunfei sneered, and complained mercilessly to his colleagues: "Fart, he is just lazy, which day should he be able to work after 360 days? He knows how to fish, grill fish and eat fish! Leave this to me, and I'll call him!"
Director Chen forced a laugh, and complained in his heart: Only your colleagues can be so straightforward, scold you if you want, I dare not offend!
Lu Yunfei glanced at the time again, and was sure that he was really going to be late, so he put on his headphones, played his favorite punk rock music, and started sprinting towards the parking lot. Fluttering in the sky, he disappeared in the blink of an eye.
He's a handsome boy, no doubt.
Director Chen looked at his receding back and sighed: It's nice to be young.
I heard that Layman Lu has been recommended to Tsinghua University. He is a talent. It’s a pity to drop out of school and become a monk. Next time I have time to chat with him, I must go to university!
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At 01:30 in the afternoon, Yiqiu came out of the company and took a taxi to find Yan Changsheng, whom he hadn't seen for a long time.
Yan Changsheng's spy movie had already finished, and he dragged his exhausted body back to his home in Keyue City, planning to spend the week-long vacation lying down, doing nothing but fitness and basic work.
Fortunately, during this period of time, he only had a few simple announcements, and the rest of the time can be freely arranged by him.Yan Changsheng was very satisfied.
The house that was violently demolished by Yiqiu two months ago has also been renovated. Yan Changsheng sat on the sofa and watched the American TV series he hadn't watched for a long time on the brand new home theater, feeling that life is really beautiful.
Lu Jie helped him take care of things, and asked casually, "Mr. Yan, do you want to order afternoon tea?"
"Yes, cake, with strawberries on top." Yan Changsheng said.
"Do you want milk tea?" Lu Jie asked.
"No!" Yan Changsheng said immediately.
"Ah..." Lu Jie took a peek at Yan Changsheng. Ever since he was exposed as a tsundere by Yi Qiu and drank a whole cup of milk tea in front of him, Lu Jie had doubts about Yan Changsheng's words.
Is it arrogant, or do you really don't want to drink?
Forget it, let's order first, if Mr. Yan doesn't drink, he will drink, Lu Jie thought to himself.
Half an hour later, the visitor's doorbell rang, and Lu Jie hurried to the screen and pressed the call button: "The takeaway is at the front desk, I'll get it down."
"Delivery worker" Yiqiu looked serious: "I'm sorry, your takeaway has been stolen by the delivery worker."
Lu Jie laughed, and hurriedly pressed the door open button for Yi Qiu, so that he could pass through the gate at the front desk on the first floor: "Come on, we ordered takeaway!"
Yan Changsheng on the sofa turned his head suddenly, with a vigilant expression on his face: "Yiqiu is coming?"
Lu Jie smiled and said, "Yes, Master Yi said to come and see how your new house is decorated."
Yan Changsheng's eyes suddenly became gloomy.
A few minutes later, there was a "ding dong", and the doorbell rang. This time Yiqiu appeared outside the door, and walked in with a bag of courier: "I just met a delivery man downstairs, and I told the security guard that I would deliver it." When you get to this household, I'll bring it up for you directly."
Lu Jie cheered: "I just ordered a cup of milk tea, Master Yi, let's drink it."
Yi Qiu drank the milk tea happily.
"Long time no see, Mr. Yan." Yi Qiu looked at Yan Changsheng with a smile.
Yan Changsheng glanced at him out of the corner of his eye, ate the cake, and responded indifferently: "Yes."
This attitude is so cold!
But this kind of coldness is useless to Yiqiu.
Yiqiu continued to smile: "I haven't seen you for a few weeks, you've gained weight."
Lu Jie laughed out loud with a "puchi".
Yan Changsheng sat up in shock while dying, with an expression of disbelief, and quickly denied Sanlian: "I'm not, I haven't, don't talk nonsense!"
Absolutely not!He works so hard!Impossible to be fat!His pecs and abs are always perfect!
Yiqiu ordered directly: "It's useless to just talk, let's get on the scale."
Before Yan Changsheng could say "no", he had already consciously stood up from the sofa, and walked onto the scale with a blank expression and a broken heart.
Deer Jie: Oh, Teacher Yan wants to prove that he is not fat!
Yiqiu: Hehe, a man like an animal living in narcissism needs the ruthless whipping of reality!
Yan Changsheng: *[email protected]#…@¥! ! (#*&!$# (The user's mental activity has been blocked due to indecent words)
The scale told everyone honestly: Yan Changsheng, he gained three catties.
Lu Jie couldn't bear to look directly at him, turned his face away, and "respected" Yan Changsheng: "It's only three catties, Mr. Yan's filming is too hard, it's overwork and fat."
Yan Changsheng looked at Lu Jie with murderous eyes: "No, these are muscles!"
Yiqiu looked meaningfully at the cake on the coffee table that had been eaten a few bites and said, "So it's muscles, I thought it was strawberry cake."
Lu Jie tightly covered his mouth to keep himself from laughing out loud.
Yi Qiu looked at Yan Changsheng, Yan Changsheng looked at Yi Qiu coldly, they tried to convince each other with their eyes, but with little success.
Lu Jie continued to write Wan Zun, and read it as a complaint: "Mr. Yan's body shape is perfect. He just has a weight fluctuation, which is immediately reflected on his face, so it is more obvious. He also thinned his face first."
Yi Qiu opened his mouth cooperatively: "So that's the case, no wonder I think his face is round."
Yan Changsheng wanted to fire both assistants!
Where is his handsome and aggressive face with deep features and sharp edges? !
Sitting on the sofa, Yi Qiu looked up at Yan Changsheng's handsome face like a concubine, and waved to him with a smile, signaling him to bow his head.
Yan Changsheng refused, he just wanted to stand in front of Yiqiu, look tall and strong, and give him a sense of oppression!
"I looked up and saw that your neck hurts, so bend over." Yi Qiu ordered directly.
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bent.
Just bend when you say it.
Real men are never afraid to bend (waist).
Now Yiqiu can sit and see his face.
Yiqiu stretched out his hands, and pressed his index fingers on Yan Changsheng's cheeks, one left and one right, poking out two artificial dimples, instantly making the face of a stern male god look cute.
Yiqiu smiled, and his gentle eyebrows curved into a happy arc: "Eat more vegetables and drink more water, strengthen exercise and don't be lazy. I confiscated the strawberry cake, otherwise in a week, I will see a person who really has a smile on his face. Yan Changsheng with dimples, I don't want to see your picture in the topic of 'male god getting fat'."
The distance between them is very close, so close that any one of them will kiss each other's lips if they lean against each other lightly.
Just like when I was on the set.
Yan Changsheng's face became hot, he straightened up suddenly, and walked towards the home gym.
"I'm going to roll the iron." Yan Changsheng said through gritted teeth.
Yiqiu smiled slightly, and picked up the small cake that had been eaten a few bites on the coffee table: "Leave the trouble of strawberry cake to me, don't thank me, as a qualified assistant, of course I will help you Share your worries."
Yan Changsheng turned his head and gave him a look of resentment mixed with pain, pain mixed with grievance, especially layered and full of emotions.
While eating cake and drinking milk tea, Yiqiu sighed: Ah, Yan Changsheng's acting skills are really amazing, he can express such complicated emotions with just one look, what a genius.
This strawberry shortcake is delicious.
………………
Two hours passed, and Yi Qiu happily enjoyed the perfect home theater equipment in Yan Changsheng's home, watched three episodes of American dramas in a row, and discussed the plot with Lu Jie.
"The case in this episode is not bad. There is a female corpse hidden in the ceiling. This stalk is always a little old, but it is quite exciting. Especially the part where I searched for the source of the smell of the corpse and finally found a dead mouse." Yi Qiu commented.
"Yeah, it's creepy to think of a dead body in the ceiling," Lu Jie said.
"Speaking of which, Mr. Yan's house is similar, there is a female ghost hidden in the ceiling, but the female ghost is a bit nice, and has no taste." Yiqiu said.
Lu Jie recalled the day when Yiqiu interviewed for ghost hunting, he couldn't help shivering: "Don't, don't talk, I'm a little..."
"What are you talking about?" Yan Changsheng finished his exercise, took a shower, and carefully examined himself in front of the mirror for 5 minutes. After repeatedly confirming that he still had a perfect sculptural figure, he breathed a sigh of relief.
Then he confidently tied a bath towel and came out, intending to show Yiqiu his perfect figure!
Yiqiu admired the photo of the male god in the bath, yes, the chest and abdominal muscles are healthy, it seems that he will not lose fans.
"Ding dong—" the doorbell rang.
Lu Jie shivered suddenly, he was a little nervous because he was talking about scary topics just now.But when he saw Yiqiu was here again, he immediately relaxed a lot.
What is Master Yi afraid of!
There were two policemen standing outside the door, a man and a woman: "Hi, this is our police ID, please cooperate with us to do a simple investigation."
Lu Jie wondered: "What's wrong?"
Yiqiu looked around, and exclaimed in surprise: "Ah——Guo Mengda!"
The policeman named Guo Mengda also saw Yiqiu and was excited: "Ah, Yiqiu, it's you!"
Another policewoman let out an uncontrollable scream: "Ah, ah, I'm dead, this is Yan Changsheng!!!"
Still half naked!
Lujie: Out of the four people present, I was the only one who did not call. It seems that my psychological quality has become stronger!
Guo Mengda came in and said to Yiqiu seriously: "Do you know the female resident upstairs? She died."
Lu Ca screamed and loud: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
………………
Guo Mengda, Yiqiu's junior high school friend, quickly became friends with the boys after he transferred to the junior high school in Queyue City from other places.
Because he plays basketball well—befriends a group of athletic boys; he also likes watching anime—befriends a group of nerdy boys;
After perfectly capturing these three types of male students, Guo Mengda expressed his dream: he wants to be a detective.
This may be because he really loves "Detective Conan".
The students were very active, and no matter what happened inside or outside the school, they immediately told Guo Mengda: Your big case is coming!
Guo Mengda also lived up to expectations. After cracking the three cases of petty theft by his classmates, the theft of the school canteen, and the smashed glass of the gymnasium, he successfully established his position as the No. 1 detective in his school.
The person gave him the nickname: Detective Guo.
Detective Guo entered the police academy and eventually became a glorious people's policeman. Now he works in the Tongyu Street Police Station of the Baihu District Branch of the Queyue Public Security Bureau. He belongs to the patrol brigade and is responsible for security patrols.
During his working period, he solved a large number of cases of theft of bicycles and battery cars. Because of his active work and high enthusiasm, he won unanimous praise from the police station and is expected to be transferred to the Baihu District Public Security Bureau.
"Yiqiu, why are you here?" Guo Mengda asked curiously.
"Yan Changsheng lives here, and I'm his assistant." Yi Qiu said with a smile.
— Actually, I really want to fire him.This was written on Yan Changsheng's face.
"What about you? Became a policeman?" Yiqiu asked.
Guo Mengda nodded: "Yes, the work is a bit different from what I imagined."
Yiqiu deeply remembers that Guo Mengda once made a wish before the birthday cake: "My dream is to solve a major murder case one day."
So Yiqiu asked, "Have you ever solved a murder case?"
The expression on Guo Mengda's face was stiff.
"I have been in the patrol brigade for the past few years." Guo Mengda said sadly.
"So?" Yi Qiu wondered, the division of functions of the police is a blind spot in his mind.
"So my case here is mostly about the theft of the battery car." Guo Mengda said.
"Oh..." Yi Qiu replied awkwardly, and added, "It's good, my battery car was stolen."
Lu Jie at the side said quietly: "I was also stolen before."
The fellow policewoman laughed awkwardly: "Actually, I do too."
Guo Mengda looked surprised: "Have you all been stolen? To be honest, my work battery car was also stolen."
With that said, everyone turned their attention to Yan Changsheng, who was the only one who didn't speak. He just went to change clothes. After all, there were women present at the scene, and he was still his fan. He couldn't meet people wearing a bath towel.
Yan Changsheng didn't speak, but judging from the eyes of the crowd, the group of people had obviously started imagining how he was riding a battery car.
Before his image completely collapsed, Yan Changsheng was forced to speak: "I have never ridden a battery car."
Lu Jie thought to himself: Teacher Yan comes in and out by car, and doesn't ride a battery car, which is completely understandable.
Yiqiu thought to himself: Yan Changsheng riding a battery car should be quite cute.
Yan Changsheng's face was serious: "But I have had three cars stolen."
Guo Mengda was shocked by the bad security situation: "Did anyone get caught?"
Yan Changsheng's expression became more and more serious: "I've caught it, all the perpetrators are my fanatical fans."
Saying that, Yan Changsheng gave Yi Qiu a pointed look.
Yiqiu always felt that Yan Changsheng was implying something, but he didn't want to think about it.
The atmosphere was a little funny, a little dignified, and a little embarrassing for a while.
Guo Mengda cleared his throat and broke the deadlock: "Recently, the comrades in the Criminal Police Brigade are quite busy. I was temporarily seconded to help, so I came to the scene to investigate today."
Yiqiu nodded and asked, "You just said, what happened to the female residents upstairs?"
Yiqiu suspects that he knows something, although he is not sure.
Two months ago, he killed a female ghost that harassed him in Yan Changsheng's home. This female ghost was found from the ceiling of Yan Changsheng's bathroom. Its origin was unknown, but it was extremely vicious.
Yiqiu has never figured out her origin, and now he has some suspicions that this female ghost has something to do with the female resident upstairs.
Maybe this ghost didn't float in from the outside for no reason, but floated down from upstairs.
"It's inconvenient for me to disclose the specific details of the case. This is subject to confidentiality requirements." Guo Mengda scratched his head in embarrassment, "But you know that a woman committed suicide by jumping off a building in the Huanmao shopping mall last night, right?"
Yiqiu's heart skipped a beat, of course he knew that people were still dancing in front of him.
"She lives upstairs from you," Guo Mengda said.
Yi Qiu, Yan Changsheng, and Lu Jie all looked up at the top of their heads at the same time, moving in unison, like three cats seeing a cat teaser.
"Have you seen her? Have you ever felt any abnormal behavior in her?" Guo Mengda showed the photo of the deceased.
Lu Jie looked at the photo, hesitated to speak: "I've seen her several times in the elevator, but I haven't spoken to her."
Yan Changsheng: "I have no impression of her.
Yiqiu blinked: "I'm new here."
Meaning he hadn't seen her, at least not while she was alive.
Guo Mengda and his police colleagues asked a few more questions, and after confirming that there were no clues, they had to leave regretfully.
Yiqiu and Guo Mengda exchanged phone calls and WeChat messages. They haven't seen each other since they graduated from junior high school. It is also a kind of fate that they can meet now. After they meet, they will have more meals together.
After the police left, Lu Jie asked nervously: "Master Yi, do you think this female resident has anything to do with that female ghost?"
Yiqiu said a nonsense vaguely: "Maybe, maybe not."
Yan Changsheng looked at them with eyes full of disapproval of feudal superstition.
Yiqiu looked at the time: "Suddenly remembered something, then I'll get off work first."
Lu Jie: "Oh ok, Master Yi, you can go first, I am here."
Yi Qiu smiled and waved to the two: "See you later!"
After Yi Qiu left, Yan Changsheng complained to Lu Jie: "He arrives late and leaves early!"
Lu Jie asked in surprise, "Otherwise?"
Yan Changsheng:? ? ?
Can I be late and leave early by default as an assistant?
Lu Jie said as a matter of course: "Brother Hong said, Master Yi is willing to come and take a look. Thank God. He only needs to come once a month, and he will be given a perfect attendance award."
Yan Changsheng: ...
Lu Jie: "Master Yi is very interested in your work. You see, he came here even if there is nothing to do today."
Yan Changsheng: "Eat my cake."
He also said that he was fat, which scared him to lift weights for two hours!
So vicious!
Lu Jie: "So he really cares about you."
Yan Changsheng didn't want to discuss this topic with Yiqiu's fans anymore, so he decided to play a game of King of Glory to calm down.
………………
After leaving Yan Changsheng's house, Yiqiu went directly up the first floor through the emergency passage.
Opening the security door, Yi Qiu immediately frowned.
I don’t know if I don’t come, I’m startled when I come.It's just the first floor, and this floor is full of gloom, even before the sun sets, it's already full of ghosts.Maybe when he came to Yan Changsheng's house for the first time, the strong yin energy spread from this floor.
Yiqiu came to the female resident's door. There was no seal on the door, but the door was closed, so he couldn't get in.
Yi Qiu stuck a golden light talisman on the palm of his hand, and pressed his hand against the door.
A chill came from inside the door, piercing his palm like lightning!But it failed to penetrate Yiqiu's body.
The talisman made a soft sound, and immediately ignited spontaneously. Yi Qiu let go of his hand, watching the talisman burn slowly in the air, and fall to the ground and turn into a mass of ashes.
"Tsk, it's a bit tricky." After probing, Yiqiu took out his phone and made a call to his black cat, it was still a video call.
——That's right, he gave the black cat a mobile phone, using money from the "Cat Support Fund".
As soon as the call was connected, Yiqiu saw a cute cat move its jaw: "What's the matter?"
Yi Qiu couldn't help showing a puzzled smile: "Ah, baby, I miss you so much."
"If you say this, I'll hang up." The black cat lowered its head slightly, revealing its pink and tender nose.
"Okay, okay, let's get down to business. I found out that the female resident upstairs in Yan Changsheng's house is the Leia who jumped off the building last night. She was a corpse without a soul when she jumped off the building, but I don't know how long it has been in this state. I thought again , I saved a female ghost at Yan Changsheng's house two months ago, there may be some kind of relationship between the two. In other words, I suspect that she died two months ago."
Black Cat: "What do you want to do?"
Yiqiu smiled and said, "Baby, I'm here to pick you up now. We'll come here to have a look at night. You are responsible for helping me open this lady's dusty door. After all, you gave me a task."
Black Cat: "Hmph, you know how to enslave me."
Yi Qiu: "How dare I, come, come, I'll go home and open a can for you right now."
The black cat is noncommittal, which means agreeing.
His baby really loves him!Yi Qiu thought confidently.
………………
Back home, Yiqiu received a call to open a can for the black cat.
From Tina.
"Mr. Yi, hello, I'm Tina, you saved me in the mall last night and gave me a business card." Sitting in her lawyer's car, Tina said, "I just came out of the police station, they They asked me about something, made a record, and I said everything I could. They asked me about you, and I said I didn’t know you, and I didn’t know who you were, and we just met by chance.”
The lawyer said from the side: "But they can definitely find out that the person who saved you was Mr. Yi."
Tina said: "Yes, I guess they will know you soon and ask you some things. I can lend you my lawyer if you need it."
The lawyer twitched the corner of his mouth, remained noncommittal, and continued driving.
Yiqiu was troubled for a moment: "It's okay, I will probably be questioned a few times, make a record or something."
Tina lowered her voice: "Mr. Yi, can I see you? Regarding this matter, I have a major suspect, Leia's boyfriend, who is a liar. In addition, my lawyer has inquired about some unusual things .Two corpses were found at the scene yesterday, and today they have completely decomposed and turned into two white bones..."
Yiqiu was very interested and immediately made an appointment with her at the cafe downstairs of his house.
After hanging up the phone, Yiqiu picked up the black cat and resolutely buried his face into the cat's fur: "Baby, if I tell the police that I will fight the black hand behind the scenes for [-] rounds and kill it, I will be locked up." ?"
The black cat was ruthless: "Kiss, you will be locked up in a mental hospital."
Yi Qiu chirped: "No, I don't want to go to the Seventh Hospital! I want to be with you forever! If I leave you, I will die of lovesickness!"
Black Cat: "My dear, lovesickness is also a kind of mental illness. I suggest going to the Seventh Hospital for treatment."
Yiqiu: "You little cat is really cruel, even Taobao Body can't make you gentle."
Black Cat: "My dear, you can consider abandoning it."
Yiqiu: "Wow, I see, you must be secretly using your mobile phone to buy things on Taobao and even chat with customer service!"
Black Cat: "Ah, since you found out, then go to the Fengchao express cabinet and help me carry back a new box of canned food."
Yiqiu: "..."
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I originally planned to finish the daily update of [-], but I still want to work hard. Let’s try the daily Saturday this week. I hope everyone will support it o(╥﹏╥)o
Xuexue is still very busy at work, and occasionally has to go on business trips. She basically relies on staying up late for coding. Recently, she has started to purchase shampoo for hair growth and development... If you have any useful ones, please give me Amway, thank you QAQ
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