[Comprehensive master fate] On how to become a zombie king that everyone loves

After a month of repeating the daily routine of bickering with close friends and dealing with annoying government affairs, the king finally received a crusade request that lifted his spirits.

The request was sent from the village at the foot of the mountain in the southeast: Recently, a demon pig tens of meters high often came to the village to make trouble, trampled on the fields, destroyed the houses, and knocked itself unconscious to bring the villagers back to the mountain. No one survived.

The village tried to form a crusade team, but it only increased the casualties in vain, and even the thick fur of the devil pig could not be pierced.

"...That's all? It's boring..." It's just a purely enlarged version of the boar, which disappointed Gilgamesh.

"So not going?" Enkidu raised his eyebrows.

"......go!"

Wang has been waiting for a long time for the opportunity to go out of the city to play in a fair manner, and the enemy has to go no matter how boring they are!

Yelan was teasing Aaron, a gust of wind swept by, and the surrounding scenery was retreating quickly, apparently someone was grabbing him and running wildly: "... Jill, are you finally sick?"

"What a joke! How could there be a great king...Are you looking for death?" Gilgamesh stopped after being provoked and put down his best friend who was dragging him.

Ye Lan sighed: "What are you going to do to arrest me..."

"Ah, there is a crusade request, but the king thinks the enemy is too boring, so Enkidu proposed to reach the destination first, and the king thought that you didn't know before and brought you with him, so he dared to mock me king?!"

Ye Lan: "..." He dared to bet all his property, and Enqidu definitely expected that Jill would go to him and waste time.

Gilgamesh: "..." Ah, it seems that I have been tricked... Is my best friend getting darker and darker? !

"Let's go, Enkidu may have arrived."

"No! This king will never admit defeat!" For this little competition, Gilgamesh actually invited his boat of light again.

"Ye, come up! Let you experience the ultimate speed!"

Vimana can fly at high speed regardless of the laws of physics, so it can be achieved beyond the speed of light. Wang is full of confidence that even if he is behind now, he will win in the end.

Logically speaking, human beings cannot survive at the speed of light, but here is a great king who claims to own the whole world, and the other is the strongest supernatural zombie from another world. will not have.

Gilgamesh tapped the handle of the throne with his fingers, and Vimana drew a beautiful emerald green light belt in the air, and reached the destination in an instant.

"Hahahahahaha! It really is my king's victory..."

"Jill, you just arrived now, hurry up, I heard that the devil pig came again this morning."

Gilgamesh:"......"

"Enkidu, you're so fast. Jill and I couldn't keep up with Vimana." Ye Lan sincerely praised the speed of his best friend.

"Well, I also expected that Gil would find out that I had tricked him, so he came here at full speed after returning to his original form." Enkidu hugged Yelan from behind, and looked at Gilgamesh with a smile from his neck, " So the next ten days and nights will be mine~"

Yelan: "...Wait, what does your game have to do with me?!"

Enkidu: "Because you are our best friend."

Ye Lan: "..." It seems to make sense, but it seems that something is wrong......

Yelan is easy to soften his heart. This is the conclusion that can be drawn after spending a day with him. Since raising Aaron, in order to take care of him, Yelan spends more time in the tower of God. How could the king let this go? When the opportunity arises, people are arrested to help with government affairs.

Although Uruk is not big, but because the king is always lazy and doesn't want to deal with government affairs, he often has to pile up mud slabs as high as a hill before he reluctantly starts to work, so that every time he handles it, he feels that the work is too difficult. The amount is not decreasing and is getting more and more irritable.

At this time, Yelan's function is very important. He can replace the king to reply to his subjects, and smooth his hair when the king is angry, especially as long as he stays, influenced by his gentle temperament, the king's mood will calm down unconsciously , I was able to finish the work calmly.

Enkidu also shared part of the work, most of which he was responsible for negotiating or mediating disputes. If this was handled by the arrogant king, there was a great possibility that the situation would worsen, and because Enkidu would not Do it together until the end, it will appear leisurely.

As for Wang, who has to go crazy every time he handles government affairs, Enqi said that it is his own fault, so he doesn't want to help.

To sum up, if Enkidu takes Yelan away, Gilgamesh will fall into the lonely and irritable government hell again.

"Hmph! It's yours, it's yours. How could this king... break his promise..." He said it straightforwardly, but his face was full of grief.

Enkidu just smiled.

It seems that a close friend hasn't discovered his own heart yet, that unique possessiveness is not something you would have when you treat a friend.

This matter has to start from the other side.

There are three shining golden bachelors in the city of Uruk, one of whom is King Gilgamesh as described, and his close friend Lord Enkidu and the recently joined Lord Yelan.

First of all, the king's personality is unbearable to many delicate girls, but it still can't match the beauty-loving nature of women. One after another, they want to become princesses. The result is very obvious, and they are all thrown out of the tower roughly.

The second one, Lord Enkidu...a gentle person is gentle, but that face makes women feel ashamed, let alone married.

After excluding these two, Yelan's social status rose sharply, and she was sought after by unmarried women all over the city.

Gentle and quiet, handsome and gentle, if this is married home... Ah no, isn't it a proper rhythm to be spoiled by a good husband after marrying?

Piles of courtship gifts were sent to the tower, Ye Lan politely declined, but was frightened by the tough attitude of the women, so she could only accept them. Of course, she only accepted the gifts, and she could only say sorry for her feelings.

Wang thought these gifts were too vulgar and not worthy of his best friends, so he asked people to give them as rewards to his officials, and then rewarded Yelan with a batch of the same but higher-level things.

In the same way, if Wang sees a woman who looks like Ye Lan courting him, he will be even more angry than when he encounters it, and will kick her away mercilessly.

In this regard, Wang said that a good friend is too simple, and an evil woman who wants to deceive a good friend's feelings cannot be forgiven.

It is said that a bystander can see clearly, but Enkidu has already seen through Wang Na's vague feelings that he himself does not understand.

If it continues like this, I don't know what year and month will be the end, so Enkidu decided to give Gilgamesh a little more stimulation, and this competition was born. If he is not sure, Ye Lan will be snatched away sooner or later. fact.

But it seems that Jill still hasn't woken up...Enkidu felt that he had broken his heart for his best friend.

"Well, as the master of the night for the next ten days, my first order is - stay by my side at all times!"

I don't quite understand when it became a master-servant play, but Ye Lan complied with the high interest of her best friend.

Gilgamesh:"......!"

Wang Rarely regretted it, but he knew it earlier, and he could only vent his resentment on the devil pig that was raging in the mountains and forests.

For the next ten days, the ministers fell into shivering again.

Enkidu deliberately minimized the chances of getting in touch with Gilgamesh during this period, and took Yelan out every day, resolutely pursuing the purpose of not letting the two meet. Even at night, Enkidu let Yelan Moved to his room to sleep with him. It's hard to say if Yelan slept or not, but it was an established fact that they were lying on the same bed together.

Wang, who was destined to be unbearable due to personality problems, had a thorough fight with Enkidu after the bet ended.

"Enkidu, I exclude this king every time, even if it is you, this king will not tolerate it!"

Enkidu: "..." So I still haven't found it, right...

Seeing his close friend who was being treated by Yelan, who used to have deep and visible scars without blinking, but now humming for a small injury, Enkidu was also drunk.

Forget it, let it be... It's interesting to see Jill often suffocating because of the night, and Enki - black-bellied - made a happy decision.

"...Jill, don't take off your clothes!"

The wounded king did not put on clean clothes after the treatment, but tore off a few strips of cloth that had become tattered after the battle: "Hahahahahaha! This king's jade body is flawless, why? Ye you are shy Yet?"

Ye Lan: "..." He was too sweet to worry that the Second King would catch a cold... Ah, no, idiots don't catch colds.

With a sneer, he rewarded the half-naked Wang with a huge ice cube.

Enkidu: "Puchi." It's really interesting~

Gilgamesh didn't mind, he smashed open the ice cube with his fist, and put wine on it to chill: "This hot weather is just right!"

Ye Lan glanced at him angrily, and decided that if he got drunk again tonight, she would definitely not carry him back.

"That's right." Ye Lan suddenly remembered that he had a dessert that was suitable for summer.

"...Wait, where did you get it from!"

"Ah...didn't I say it? This is...emmmmm. In your words, it's space magic? The function is probably similar to Jill's treasure house, but my space is huge but There is still a size limit."

How could Yelan not have the space ability necessary for home travel in the last days, but because Gilgamesh can take out more advanced best products from the treasure house every time, he has never used the things in the space.

"Although it's a bit strange to pair wine with dessert, I really recommend that you eat it. It's called ice cream, and it's a must-have summer dessert for us." Ye Lan gave one to each of her two best friends, choosing both Safest vanilla flavor.

"Hmm!" Enkidu's eyes lit up, "It's delicious, it's a taste I've never tasted before."

"That's right, it's one of my favorite foods." Ye Lan didn't need to eat, but would collect some snacks in the last days for his greed. These ice creams were saved from the few freezers that were still generating electricity. Survival.

"Hmph! It's enough for a novelty, but it's not up to my king's delicacy standard." The wayward Wang started to pick a bone.

"If Jill doesn't want it, just give it to me." Enkidu smiled and stretched out his hand to snatch the food from the tiger's mouth.

With the attitude of a close friend, how long will it take to catch up with someone? I really look forward to it~

"This is Ye's gift to this king, why did I give it to you!" Gilgamesh avoided his best friend's quick grab with agility.

Ye Lan silently watched the two fight, took out the second box of ice cream and continued eating.

He wouldn't say that he still has it here, hehe!

The author has something to say: It seems that there is a saying that in this era, the king has the right to the first night of all women... can it be regarded as that before Enkidu came, and after he came, the atrocities were restrained, so it was cancelled. XD ?

After that, it will be fixed every 2 days, with a word count of about 3000