[Comprehensive master fate] On how to become a zombie king that everyone loves

The lion cub lived in the tower under the king's objection and incompetence. It was the pet of the king and his close friends. It was served by big fish and meat every day. It took a few days to make up for the lack of nutrition after being abandoned. return.

But the little guy was also fierce, if anyone other than Enkidu and Yelan wanted to touch him, he would not stop until he was bitten to bloody flesh, even the king was included.

"Hahahahahaha! That's the way it should be, this is the real king of beasts!" Gilgamesh wasn't annoyed at Aaron baring his teeth at him.

"It seems that Aaron thinks you are very dangerous. He bites other people directly, instead of threatening like this." Ye Lan hugged the fur ball into his arms and smoothed its fur.

"That's natural! Even an ignorant animal can feel the power of this king!" Gilgamesh began to laugh happily.

"Jill, are you laughing too much? I can hear your laughter from afar..." Enkidu came with the raw meat for Aaron.

Gilgamesh: "..." Why do two of my close friends dislike his laughter!

"Pfft, actually Jill's laughter isn't that bad, it makes people feel cheerful and wants to laugh along with it." Ye Lan is well aware of the reason why Tsundere needs to be groped.

Sure enough, Jill-tired-Gamesh laughed again when he heard the words.

"Speaking of Jill, what about your official duties?" As the heavenly lock sent by heaven to supervise the king, Enkidu always kept his responsibilities in mind.

"This king is here to talk to you about official business, does King Kish know?"

"Well, the king of the northern city-state, what's the matter?" Yelan has only been in this world for less than a year, and he doesn't know much about the distribution of the surrounding countries. After Enkidu answered Gilgamesh's question, he helped him popularize science one time.

"That bastard issued a declaration of war against Uruk...Hmph! This king appreciates the fact that you should inform the enemy before you attack, but the crime of offending the kingdom ruled by this king is still unforgivable!"

"I understand, so you came to find us to go out together?" Enkidu didn't doubt the possibility that Gilgamesh would personally lead the army.

How could the arrogant King of Uruk not respond to his opponent's declaration of war!

"Go out with me, and then use your eyes to record the glorious moment of my victory!" To determine the outcome before the battle begins, this is the arrogance and confidence of King Gilgamesh.

"I share the throne with you, so I have half of the duty to guard Uruk... What about Ye? Do you want to go together?"

It was within Gilgamesh's expectation that Enki would agree, but Ye Lan loved peace, and the only thing he was not sure about was Ye Lan's thoughts.

"Well, let me go too." He likes Enkidu, Jill, and Uruk, so he is willing to do his part to protect this country.

Especially with him here, the casualties of one's own soldiers can be minimized.

"The day of the expedition is scheduled for tomorrow, go back today and have a good rest, and then wait to see this king's heroic fighting posture! Hahahahaha!"

The march reached the northern town of Nippur one day for a little rest. The battlefield for the battle was tentatively set as the vast plain north of Nippur. The three of them looked at the distant army from the city wall together.

"Hmph! It seems that Kish's bastard has transferred all the soldiers here. Isn't he afraid that the king will directly attack the rear base camp?"

"I think Jill, your character has already been figured out by the leaders around you. He probably just decided that you would not do this." Enkidu didn't know whether it was a compliment or a derogation.

"But if Jill doesn't, no one else will?"

"Ye, you are worried about what he will do, no matter whether there is anyone who will, he is doomed to be defeated by this king, hahahaha!"

"Gill, don't underestimate the enemy. King Aga of Kish is also a well-known brave man." Enkidu expressed his tiredness about the bad habit of his best friend always underestimating his opponent.

"You don't need to say, this king has his own measure."

The next day, at dawn, the drums were beating and the two armies confronted each other.

"Go, warriors of Uruk! Let me admire your bravery in fighting, and then present the victory as a tribute!" Gilgamesh waved his hand and ordered the whole army to rush forward.

"Oh~!" The soldiers howled loudly to boost their morale, and bravely rushed towards the enemy.

The two armies fought, each with casualties, but Gilgamesh quickly discovered that something was wrong.

"The army brought by this king is indeed smaller than that bastard, but the replacement speed is too fast!"

Yelan, as the highest-level supernatural being able to communicate with the energy of the world, found something strange after carefully observing the Kish army: "Jill, every soldier in the enemy army seems to have energy blessings."

"...that divine power...that idiot goddess! She actually gave protection to the enemies of Uruk!" Gilgamesh unceremoniously cursed the enshrined Uruk city ​​god.

"Well, who made Jill refuse her courtship every time... probably because she had the idea of ​​"If Uruk is in crisis, she will come to me"?" Enkidu guessed that right away. The idea of ​​an idiot goddess.

"Ah, that's the one Jill always scolds...the Goddess Ishtar?" Only Yelan still has basic respect for this god.

"Humph! Even if I die for my country, I won't ask that idiot for help! Enkidu, you go to maintain the front line! Ye is responsible for treating the wounded! This king will directly deal with King Kish and end this farce!" the proud king expressed After seeing his disdain, he immediately jumped off the city wall and rushed into the battlefield alone.

Enkidu didn't really maintain the battle line, but let his own soldiers retreat slowly.

If the Kish army really got the protection of Ishtar, the divine power bonus on King Aga of Kish must be several times higher than that of ordinary soldiers. If they fight with Gilgamesh, the range that will be affected No kidding.

There was an explosion in the distance, followed by Wang's arrogant laughter. It seemed that Ajia was still an opponent who could catch his eyes.

As Enkidu expected, because Gilgamesh rushed directly into the enemy's formation, the soldiers at the rear of Kish's army were constantly blown away by the violent wind, and then fell heavily to the ground, unconscious.

"Notify the whole army, stop fighting for now! The victory of this war will be determined by the outcome of the duel between the two kings!"

Ordinary soldiers beat life and death, and the opponent's king can single out an army. The reason why he didn't do this is because the king's dignity does not allow such abuse of the weak. Both Gilgamesh and Aga.

"Hahahahahaha!" A green flash flew into the sky.

It is the throne of the king soaring in the sky, the glorious boat composed of gold and emerald green, and the most powerful flying treasure of King Uruk-Vimana.

"King Kish has been captured by this king. The soldiers of Kish, return to your country immediately. If you take another step forward, this king will not spare you!" The golden king rested his head on one arm, sitting on the throne, And in front of Huizhou hangs the scarred King Kish.

Seeing that the lord was captured, the Kish army was in a state of disarray, and fled back to the camp in a mess, throwing away their helmets and armor.

A few hours later, all the Kish army retreated to the north, and soon withdrew from the scope of King Uruk's rule.

"Okay, you can get out, bastard." Three days later, Gilgamesh threw Aga out of the city of Nippur in disgust.

"...You don't kill me? You don't want to invade my country?"

"Hmph! The whole world is owned by this king, but Uruk is the most suitable for this king, so this king personally sits in the town, and you are just the agents who manage the rest of the region on behalf of this king. Why should this king invade? It belongs to this king. land!" Gilgamesh cast a contemptuous look at Aga from the city wall, "Go away, I have no interest in killing a clown who is bewitched by a foolish goddess."

"Jill is really kind." Yelan looked at Ajia who was extremely entangled but bowed to the three of them from a distance below the city to thank them, and teased Wang with a smile.

"...I'm going to kill that bastard right now."

Back in Uruk, the irritable king immediately went to the temple to settle accounts with the foolish goddess.

"Gill and Ishtar simply look at each other and hate each other. It's really hard for the witch to grow up."

"Enkidu, don't you hate the god Ishtar?" Yelan thought that Enkidu and Gilgamesh were the same goddess of disgust.

"No, although Ishtar's behavior is not respectable or pleasing, it is not disgusting to me...but Jill is really annoying." Enki They all talked enthusiastically about the troubles Ishtar gave Gilgamesh after his courtship was rejected.

Yelan: "..." Enkidu is indeed a bit dark, these incidents sound like he is just watching with his hands... Or watching a play?

A few days later, Aga sent a letter of surrender, willing to honor Gilgamesh as king, hoping to form an alliance.

"Hahahahahaha! You see, this is the charisma of this king!" Gilgamesh was very satisfied with King Kish's understanding.

"Hey, hey! You are the most heroic and charming king in the world...well, there are these." Ye Lan hugged a large pile of heavy clay tablets to the narcissistic Wang.

"...why still!"

"It took two days to go back and forth to Nippur, and after a day of war, you dragged us to play for three days. There are six days of government affairs waiting for you to deal with." Ye Lan counted carefully to Wang who wanted to strike.

"...What are those ministers for! Didn't the government affairs of the past few days be handed over to them?!"

"Well, that's why Jill you deal with it for half a day and only half is left, come on."

"...Where is Enkidu!" Wang tried to find foreign aid.

"He is dealing with matters related to casualties, otherwise the amount of government affairs will be doubled?"

Gilgamesh obediently picked up the next clay tablet to make corrections under the gentle but somehow unable to defy gaze of his best friend.

After 5 minutes, he turned the table over.

"Why do you even have to report the affair at the blacksmith's house on the East Street to this king?! Also, the shaving manpower is not enough to hire people by himself. Does the report mean that the king wants to shave his hair for him? ! This... this is also..."

Yelan said he was innocent, and he didn't report it, so why did he yell at him?

After calling the waste ministers, Wang angrily threw clay tablets on them one by one, declaring that if he dared to bother him with such trivial matters again, he would give them a taste of prosperity... Ah no, Wang The terrifying power of the treasure.

The author has something to say: Little angels who like Gong Rin calm down first! The Ishtar here has not merged with Rin, and does not have the stupid and cute attribute! It is just a villain!

And about Vimana... The deity is a flying chariot in Indian mythology. The stupid author is not very clear whether it has appeared in this era, and the setting of the concept of time in Shining Wang Cai is not very clear.... ..Anyway, just take it as it is. XD

It seems that the question marks are gone again, and revisions have been made. I am very sorry for causing trouble for everyone to read.