[Comprehensive master fate] On how to become a zombie king that everyone loves

"Enkidu, today..." Gilgamesh pushed open the door of Enkidu's room, but no one was there.

"Ye..." I went to Ye Lan's room to look for someone again, but still found nothing.

Seeing this, the maid who was sent to serve Ye Lan put down her tidying up work, and hurried forward to report: "My lord, Lord Enkidu took Lord Ye out early in the morning, saying that he was going to the southern forest."

Gilgamesh: "..." Friends didn't take him to play!

Rewind time to a little earlier.

Due to the fighting in the southern forest, a large area was devastated. Even if the animals returned to the forest, they could not live in peace. Enkidu was just going to see if the animals needed help when he remembered that Ye Lan would use healing. Magic should be of great use, so I made an invitation.

Yelan was also a little guilty, she had to take the blame for herself, and readily agreed, so the two happily went to the southern forest to pluck their hair hand in hand... Ah no, the aftermath is over.

Yelan has the ability to get close to animals, and Enqi can talk to animals. Both of them are very popular. Not long after they entered the forest, they were surrounded by hairballs one after another, and their hearts were trembling.

Seeing Yelan who couldn't put it down to the furballs, Enkidu started his Amway: "Sure enough, it's still long hair, okay? It's like my fur...hair, Jill is full of praise!"

It has always been Enkidu's regret that he could not persuade Gilgamesh to grow long hair.

Just think how dazzling and beautiful that brilliant blonde hair would be if it were long!

Now I have a second best friend, especially Enkidu knew his hair when he touched Yelantou before... the hair feels very good, and he actively sells it whenever he has the opportunity.

"White as snow, softer than wool, I'm sure it will look good if I wear long hair at night!"

"...but Uruk is so hot..."

"Try it, Jill will like it too."

"...Okay." After all, Ye Lan was still reluctant to refuse her best friend's first request.

So half a year later, Wang, who was in charge of combing their hair, broke out.

"Why is this king combing Ye's hair?! Didn't you let Enkidu let him grow it?!" The angry king threw the comb out vigorously.

"Huh? Jill doesn't like it? It's obviously very good in the hand."

"I like it, but it doesn't mean that I have to spend so much time on combing my hair! It was troublesome enough to have one of you, but now I have another one!"

"...Actually, I can comb it myself." Ye Lan retorted weakly.

"...Forget it, who told you to be my best friends." Gilgamesh took out another comb from the treasury and combed it again.

With his back turned to him, Enkidu cast a contrived look at Yelan.

Ye Lan: "..." Was it planned...

Finally it was over, Wang threw the comb out again in agitation, and threw another thing to Yelan: "White robe and long white hair...This king doesn't want such a monotonous best friend."

Ye Lan looked at it, and it turned out to be a gorgeous headdress, the main body was composed of a gold chain, dotted with small rubies, and in the center was a sapphire that was bigger than her eyes.

"Jill, thanks."

"Put it on quickly! Don't put it away like the clothes this king gave you!"

Gilgamesh's taste is really too... well, brilliant, Yelan can't accept wearing those glittering clothes on the street, so she chooses to wear plain clothes like Enkidu White gown, simple and convenient.

This also made him look too plain with only red pupils and a little color all over his body.

Yelan put it on as she said, and found that the headgear had adjusted the size according to his head shape. She felt miraculous and wanted to take it off for research, but... "Jill, why can't you take it off?!"

"You should wear the things that the king gave you, and you don't need to take them off." Gilgamesh didn't realize that this was no different from showing others that it was his own.

"No, how can I sleep like this."

"Hmph, do you think this king doesn't know that you don't need to sleep?!"

"......alright, you win."

Looking at the two bickering, Enkidu broke into a gentle smile.

It's great that Ye can finally open his heart and get along with them as friends.

"Enkidu, let's go, don't talk to Jill." Ye Lan pulled people away angrily.

"Wait, are you going to abandon me again?!" Gilgamesh was astonished.

Enkidu's voice came from afar: "Gill can't follow, there are still a lot of government affairs that have not been dealt with."

On this day, the ministers recalled the fear of being dominated by a hot-tempered king.

Wang has been depressed recently.

He should be happy to have one more close friend, but those two don’t take him with him every time they go out! And Enkidu, who used to help him with government affairs, let go of him, and ran to the forest all day and night with him. Animals messing around!

Wang said he was angry.

Enkidu said, Jill, you don't like animals, so what are you going to do.

Yelan said that Jill will scare away the hairballs, so don't follow her.

The consequences of Wang's anger were very serious, and the three ran to the wilderness to fight an earth-shattering melee before coaxing him back.

After replenishing the blood, Ye Lan said again that he really doesn't understand why Jill likes to fight with them, especially when he has to contribute his own blood after the fight.

"Hahahahahaha! Just like you like animals, fighting is my entertainment!" Gilgamesh replied.

"Come on, after such a pleasant battle, it is more enjoyable to enjoy good wine!"

Wang took out the precious wine from his treasure house and clinked glasses with Enkidu first, while Ye Lan was still treating the two of them and couldn't spare.

"Come and drink at night, I don't care about hurting Jill." Enkidu handed out the golden cup filled with wine.

"Hahahahahaha! That's right, having fun with your best friends is more important than this little injury!"

"...Jill, don't laugh in my ear, it's so noisy." Ye Lan was treating Gilgamesh's upper arm, and Wang Kuang's laughter got into his ears without missing a beat.

"Huh? How dare you despise me?"

"......how come."

Ye Lan rolled her eyes away, picked up the wine glass and downed it in one gulp to hide her guilty conscience.

"Okay! I like it!" Wang tolerantly ignored Ye Lan's disrespect, and refilled the empty glass of his best friend himself.

Ye Lan didn't know if he drank wine "before he was alive", but at least he didn't have it after he became a zombie, but it didn't prevent him from tasting the mellowness of the king's fine wine.

Everything he eats and drinks is directly converted into energy, so he doesn't worry about getting drunk, so he just drinks one cup after another.

The other two did not show weakness, and drank one glass after another boldly, and the three of them started drinking together like this.

Needless to say, Enkidu's real body is a weapon made by God, there is no such thing as drunkenness, and so is Ye Lan, so the only one who is drunk is Wang.

Gilgamesh's vision was a little hazy, he looked at Ye Lan, and found that his best friend's appearance was also extremely good.

Unlike Wang, who is aggressive and handsome, Yelan is more delicate and handsome, but he is not as indistinguishable as Enkidu, which is amazing; warm and soft, coupled with a clear and clean temperament, makes people feel more comfortable and more beautiful the more they look at her. Look more intoxicated.

If Gilgamesh is gold, bright and gorgeous; then Yelan is like silver, docile and clear.

Ah, that headgear... He really has eyes, gold and snow hair, what a perfect match...

"...Enkidu, Jill has fallen asleep."

"It's a common thing, just move him back and throw him on the bed." Every time he drinks like this at the end, Enqidu has long been used to it, and it's no surprise that Wang is so defenseless, "If you don't want to move, let Jill go." It’s okay here, he will go back by himself tomorrow.”

Ye Lan: "..." It feels like Enkidu is actually a bit dark?

Of course, Yelan didn't leave Wang in the wilderness to blow the cold wind, she carried him back with all her heart, helped him onto the bed, and tucked in the blanket before leaving.

Fortunately, Gilgamesh changed the concept weapon after he started drinking, otherwise Ye Lan would not know how to make the person wearing the golden armor lie comfortably.

Wang who woke up in the morning was quite happy, even knowing that his two best friends left him to play again, he couldn't resist his joy.

It's been a long time since I woke up from bed the next morning after being drunk.

When I first met Enkidu, he would gently carry himself back to the tower after he was drunk, but as the number of times increased, in fact, some dark friends became more and more impatient and left themselves in the wilderness China fends for itself.

He can't be angry, he is the one who fights for wine every time, and he is the one who gets unconscious every time. Wang is not so cheeky as to ask his best friend to take care of him every time.

Gilgamesh is very satisfied with Yelan's tenderness at the moment.

So in the name of gratitude, Wang left his job again to find his best friend.

Ministers: Wang, I fought all day yesterday, do I still have to skip work today QAQ?

"Jill, you're here."

"My lord, come and see what you two are doing every day." Gilgamesh looked at the fur ball Yelan was holding in his hand, raised his eyebrows, "Lion?"

"Well, it was abandoned, and it's still a cub... Jill, can I take it back and raise it?"

Gilgamesh hesitated.

If it was a grown lion, such a majestic animal would naturally suit his taste, but this weak cub...

"The night is decided! Let's call it Aaron!" Enkidu, who had been silent all this time, even thought of a name.

Gilgamesh: "..." So what's the point of asking his opinion?

The author has something to say: I happened to see a picture of Shining combing Xiao En's hair, and I was so beautiful that my nose bleeds, so the stupid author decided to share this brain hole with everyone~

It seems that the question marks are gone again, and revisions have been made. I am very sorry for causing trouble for everyone to read.