[Comprehensive master fate] On how to become a zombie king that everyone loves

The scorching summer passed quickly and entered the golden autumn season of harvest.

The urban god worshiped in Uruk——Ishtar has many powers, one of which is the harvest, so when the residents of Uruk harvest this year's crops, they will routinely hold a harvest sacrifice to thank the goddess for her blessing And pray for a good harvest in the coming year.

It was supposed to be a joyous festival, but the king was extremely displeased.

Ye Lan poked Enkidu: "What's wrong?"

"Ishtar, the harvest festival, will come to Ianna (temple) in response to the witch's call every year. Gil, as the king of Uruk, naturally has to express that even if he is not drinking or sleeping in the temple every time, he still You have to endure the harassment of Ishtar there for a day."

Ye Lan blinked her eyes, it seems that being a king with both good looks and force is not so easy.

"Enkidu, this year..." Wang tried to drag him into the water.

"No, it's a rare festival, of course I want to hold a banquet with everyone."

Ye Lan had a bad premonition.

"It's decided! This year, Yuye and the king will go to Ianna to hold sacrifices!"

"Jill, that's not how best friends are used..." Ye Lan stroked her forehead.

Gilgamesh raised his eyebrows: "Then you mean that I want the king to deal with that troublesome goddess alone, but you, as a close friend, will not help?"

Ye Lan: "..." Can he not take the blame...

"Ye, come on!" Enkidu patted Yelan's shoulder with a bright smile.

Ye Lan: "..." Isn't it ironic for the sneaky person to say that...

Is it too late to make friends at this time?

Yelan hasn't met Ishtar yet, but she usually listens to two close friends talking about her "brilliant deeds", so she doesn't have a good impression of this goddess, so she naturally doesn't want to meet this troublesome person.

On the day of the ceremony, Enqidu was still a step ahead and took Yelan to the banquet that would last for a whole day. Wang could only go to Yianna unwillingly while getting angry at the chief priest.

In Uruk on this day, there are delicious food everywhere, fresh and tender roast lamb and delicious butter cakes are inexhaustible, and barrels of essential wines are also prepared. The people are immersed in the carnival of the festival.

The square in front of the tower is the busiest. Many people show off their unique skills to please the public. There is continuous applause and applause. If there is a particularly exciting show, the performers will be rewarded by the big figures in the stands.. ...Of course, because the king is usually absent, the big man is Enkidu, and this year, Yelan is added.

"Ye, look!" Enkidu went around the stage and took a few beautiful garlands, "It was made by the florist, and these are specially given to us."

One of them is woven of green vines, decorated with small yellow flowers, which Enkidu has already brought around his neck; the second is mainly composed of large white flowers, supplemented by small blue flowers, which Enkidu hangs On Yelan's neck; the last one is made of golden ears of wheat, with bright red flowers, and it goes without saying who it belongs to.

"...I'd better go and accompany Jill, and bring this to him by the way." He was enjoying himself here, but his best friend suffered in the temple, and Yelan felt a little guilty.

"Then bring some snacks along the way. There is a lot of wine in Jill's treasury, but not too much food." Naturally, Enkidu would not stop it. This was a great opportunity to promote the relationship between the two.

"Jill, I'm sorry, it's only now..." Yelan's voice stopped abruptly.

With her back to the gate, a graceful woman hugged the king from behind, her face turned forward, as if she was about to kiss the king's lips.

Yelan knew that Uruk had a tradition of using certain indescribable behaviors as sacrificial means, but even if she just caught a glimpse, her face flushed inevitably: "I, I... you continue!"

"Tsk!" Golden ripples emerged, shooting out the lock of the sky and tearing the woman away. Gilgamesh grabbed Yelan who was ashamed and ran away, "This king has nothing to do with that shameless goddess!"

"Ah? Ah! That is the goddess Ishtar?" Although she didn't like the trouble Ishtar caused her close friends, Yelan would still maintain superficial respect.

"Gilgamesh! Don't let me go!" The goddess struggled angrily, but the sky lock is a special anti-god treasure, and the higher the divinity, the harder the struggle will be, let alone Ishtar This is a real goddess.

Gilgamesh hated Ishtar, but he also knew that now was not the time to break up with her, so he took back the treasure with a cold snort.

Only then did Ye Lan see Ishtar's face.

The goddess is undoubtedly beautiful. He used to think that Enkidu was the most beautiful person in the world, but then he realized that he was wrong. He couldn't even describe the beauty of the goddess in words. He only felt that the word "beautiful" was for She made it.

Ishtar has multiple powers. She is the goddess of fertility, war, and love and beauty. Therefore, she likes to recruit all kinds of beautiful men as her love slaves. Obviously Gilgamesh is her present. The goal.

Amazed by Ishtar's beauty, Ye Lan was only stunned for a while.

Knowing the true face of the goddess, he will not be confused by the mere appearance, and it is only based on the nature of people who love beauty: "Gui'an, Lord Ishtar Goddess."

Ishtar glanced at Yelan.

This man's appearance is also to her liking, especially his clean demeanor makes people want to tarnish...

But obviously, Ishtar is more interested in Gilgamesh. After eyeing Yelan greedily and putting him on his strategy waiting list, he continued to pester the king: "Gilgamesh... ...Come to my temple and serve me, so that I can't forgive you for your disrespect to me today..."

Originally, the king allowed Ishtar to do something to him, just ignore God as if it were air, but after Yelan came, Ishtar couldn't even touch a single finger of the king.

Although Ishtar was somewhat puzzled by the change in his attitude, his brain, which was filled with Wang's handsome face, had no time to think, and he tried various ways to propose various attractive conditions to make Gilgamesh his servant.

Wang completely ignored her voice, and started drinking with his best friend with the dishes Ye Lan brought.

It wasn't just a day or two that Ishtar was disgusted by the king, and he still insisted on getting the king's attention.

Ishtar seduced the king on his own, Gilgamesh chatted with his best friend on his own, and Yelan... felt embarrassed.

When the sun was setting, the goddess seemed to be bored at last, knowing that it was impossible to win the king's admiration this year, she went back angrily to "play" with her priests, and planned to plan a strategy for next year.

"Ahhh! Finally left, this king can't help but shoot her." Gilgamesh rubbed his eyebrows, Ishtar's temptation was not only useless but also made him feel very irritated.

"Won't she be angry when you treat her like that?" In Yelan's impression, Ishtar is a wayward goddess spoiled by the gods, and she is also a powerful upper god. If she gets angry, the consequences will be bad.

"Hmph! That woman does cause a lot of trouble every time she is rejected, but I would rather deal with those troubles than respond to her... Don't worry, this is not the first time."

It is still Gilgamesh who knows Ishtar's temper better. Now that he has said so, Yelan is not worried.

"Let's go! The night when I join you is the real carnival! Hahahahahaha!"

The king appeared on the viewing platform with the wreaths presented by the people. Against the background of the delicate flowers, the king seemed to be a little softer: "Hahahahahaha! Tonight all adults are not allowed to go home unless they are drunk, and children are not allowed to eat You are not allowed to fall asleep, this is the king's order!"

"Oh oh oh oh! Great king!"

"Thank you for your gift!"

"My lord, we must obey this order to the end! Haha!"

"Hahahahahaha! Come on, whoever can make this king happy will have a supreme reward!"

Deafening cheers erupted from the audience, and the people who stepped forward to perform were even more enthusiastic and hardworking, not for the so-called rewards, but to win the king's smile.

The men performed martial arts to show their masculinity, and the women danced to show their femininity and sexiness, which swept away the boredom of being entangled by the goddess all day long.

The king took a sip of the fine wine and showed off to his best friend who was fascinated by the performance: "How is it? This is my king's Uruk!"

"Ah! It's really... the best!"

Having experienced the end times intertwined with despair and sorrow, Ye Lan deeply felt that she was so lucky to be able to come to this warm city.

The simple and friendly people, the flamboyant king...everything is so dazzling that people want to spend eternity here.

Ye Lan, who is smiling happily under the moonlight, has a layer of magnificent silver light on her white hair, like a fairy in the silver moon, dreamlike and fascinating.

Wang felt that something was different.

What is this surging emotion...