[football] dislocation

"What are you talking about? Isn't it just returning to the team tomorrow?" Guti still slumped on the sofa nonchalantly.

"Need I remind you? If we are still like this tomorrow, then in the eyes of others, you are Redondo." Redondo felt that facing Guti, what he needed most was constant emotional stability Otherwise, he would definitely jump up and beat Guti up.No, maybe two meals, maybe more!

Guti straightened up all of a sudden: "Oh, yes. Now I am Redondo!"

Guti, who usually likes to play around, suddenly felt that he seemed to have found the most fun game recently, that is to play Redondo!

After Redondo came to Real Madrid before, Guti was obsessed with his skills and momentum, and suddenly became a brain fan.In the end, this guy chased the stars and hit the wall directly, and his head was broken. It can be said that he loves and hates Redondo right now.

Now it's all right, suddenly there is an opportunity for him to appear in front of the world as Redondo, this is really a novel game for Guti who usually secretly imitates Redondo's every move.

Guti is a little excited. He has only been promoted to the first team this year and has not yet had the chance to play.But in tomorrow's game, he will start as Redondo, and I feel excited just thinking about it.

Guti's expression of excitement was palpable, at least Redondo could see it from his split mouth.Redondo is a little different, his face can make such a rich expression, and of course he spurned Guti afterwards.He could almost imagine Guti's thoughts at the moment, nothing more than to show off on stage.

"Let me remind you, everyone knows that Fernando Redondo is a midfielder!" Redondo said in a long tone in Guti's voice that belonged to a teenager.

Guti, who had already started fantasizing that he was making trouble at the Bernabeu, was dispelled by Redondo's words.Indeed, Redondo is a defensive midfielder, and the future of football, which is now rising strongly, will definitely be the best defensive midfielder.Guti, on the other hand, is a striker, and may occasionally play as a midfielder.

But how can a striker or attacking midfielder pretend to be a defensive midfielder?

"Maybe... maybe I can apply to the coach to play forward?" Guti said hesitantly, and immediately received another eye knife from Redondo after speaking.

"I don't like shooting." Redondo used a more peaceful wording.

He doesn't want to tell Guti that he has scored only a handful of goals since he started playing football. Before he transferred to Real Madrid, his goals in the two teams of Argentine Youth and Spain's Tenerife were only nine. , and for these nine goals, he worked hard for a total of [-] games.

It is conceivable that Fernando Redondo is not a person who was born with shooting boots. Compared with shooting, he is more interested in intercepting, making the opponent's forwards collapse and cry in the face of his defense.

But now there is a major crisis-a Redondo who suddenly cannot defend, and Guti who has lost his basic shooting skills as a striker!

When Redondo thinks of these things, he has a feeling that the sky is dark, and he can handle it, because Guti has not played so far, and he may play in the future. He will only be thrown by the coach during garbage time to feel the atmosphere of the game, so his shooting problem can be used. Young and inexperienced prevaricate.But what about that Guy Guti?

For the two stars of hope in the Real Madrid youth academy, Redondo first heard it from Hierro.

Real Madrid's vice-captain and future captain have the responsibility to help Redondo integrate into the team after his transfer, and the two who come and go can be regarded as friends.

From Hierro, Redondo heard his evaluation of the twin stars of the youth academy more than once, such as Raul being well-behaved, sensible and serious, and being selected for the national youth team.Of course, he was more likely to hear Hierro talking about Guti in a tone of hatred—"José, that brat actually skipped training to play in the band today!", "Jose, that guy was fined again for talking back to the coach." !", "That guy Jose went to Barcelona to play, he fought with the guys from La Masia on the field, and he also fought with a junior team player named Harvey off the field, by the way, he hasn't taken advantage of it yet. !"

Redondo had heard a lot of words like this, even if he hadn't met Guti, he had a feeling that Guti must be a bad boy who usually makes trouble with his mouth curled up.In short, they haven't met each other yet, and in Redondo's mind, Guti and Raul already have a distinction between high and low.

After actually seeing these two people, Redondo felt that his judgment was not wrong.Raul is an open-minded and hard-working person. Looking at him practicing diligently, Redondo feels that his future will be bright.

But what about Guti?

With blond hair and blue eyes, she looks pretty like a girl. This kind of Guti really subverted Redondo's view that he was a bad boy.But after Guti did not know why he regarded him as an idol, Redondo felt that he was several times more troublesome than a bad boy.

Now after such a bizarre incident, coupled with the turmoil of the morning, Redondo became more certain of his thoughts.This Goodie is a nuisance!Be sure to stay away!Of course, first of all, they have to find a way to restore everything to the original state or temporarily deal with tomorrow or more days.

Redondo really wanted to hold Guti's neck and fill his mind with common sense about the lower back, just like the Chinese duck he had heard of.Although he doesn't like some aspects of Guti, he must admit that that guy does have a smart head.

However, judging from Guti's nonchalant attitude of laying on the sofa and laughing at his shooting skills, Redondo felt that he probably didn't want to know more about the midfielder.

Guti is indeed laughing at Redondo's shooting skills. As a former brain fan, he certainly knows how "high" Redondo's shooting rate is.In the past, as an idiot fan, he brought his own filter, and would defend Redondo one or two, saying that he was just focusing on his own work.Now that he considers himself a fan, and has even become a black fan, of course he has to laugh at Lei Dong more.

Of course, after laughing for a while, when he saw that Redondo's anger was about to materialize, and a big battle was about to break out, Guti said lightly: "You are best at intercepting, you can cover There is a large defensive area in the backcourt. When facing an opponent, your upper body will not move easily, and your lower body is very stable. At the same time, you can also pass very beautiful passes and present wonderful assists. In addition to shooting, you are in other fields Perfect in every way…”

Guti continued to talk about the characteristics of Redondo he understood, and even talked about Redondo's past classic games and classic performances one by one.

Looking at Guti's eloquence, Redondo was a little surprised. He knew that Guti admired him, and even imitated him in terms of hairstyle and dressing.He also only thought that Guti's admiration for him was just superficial, and he never thought that he would understand so deeply.You must know that it takes a lot of time just to watch those games. It is hard for him to imagine that Guti, who can even escape training, would actually watch so many games seriously.

"You... It seems that you really know me very well." He said awkwardly, and tried to get rid of the strange feeling that suddenly rose in his heart.

Guti stopped suddenly, closed his mouth and stopped talking.Redondo's inaudible irony is already a rare positive comment from Redondo on him.In the past, if he could hear praise from Redondo, or just such a positive comment, he would be happy to jump up.But now?

"I'm already off the fan!" Guti secretly said to himself.He will never worship Redondo again. After getting along this morning, he is more sure that his thoughts are correct. Redondo is just a stingy old man!He, Guti, doesn't want to be a fan of this kind of old man. If he wants to, he should be a black fan.

Thinking of this, Guti turned his head away from looking at Redondo.

Redondo was also a little awkward because he seemed to have praised Guti just now, so he didn't continue to say anything.

The two fell silent again.

After a while, Guti stood up and said, "I'm home." He didn't want to stay with Redondo, this old man's breath made him a little depressed.

Redondo stopped him: "Where are you going?"

"Of course you're going home?" Guti looked at him inexplicably.

"Go home? Don't forget that you are Redondo now, and this is your home."

Redondo pointed to a reality that now both of them need to face.

Guti suddenly exploded: "I don't want to live here! I want to go home! You can't occupy my home! By the way, you have to occupy my mother! Oh, the Virgin Mary! I must call Give it to mom, tell her not to come over!"

Listening to Guti calling out the tenor's tone with his own voice, Redondo felt that the discomfort after getting up in the morning increased a lot.

"Shut up!" He yelled at Guti who was immersed in his own world.

Guti was still muttering non-stop.

"You also occupied my home, my parents... and my girlfriend." Redondo said, leaning on the sofa with some powerlessness.

Guti became quiet all of a sudden, he blinked at Redondo with his eyes like a puppy, and then Redondo heard the guy say in a sweet voice that belonged to him: "Is she pretty? ?”

As a handsome guy, Guti has many girls around him, so he actually doesn't have that much curiosity about female sex, but he is a little curious and can bear Redondo's bad-tempered girls.You must know that after taking off the fan, he looked at Lei Dongdo with the eyes of a black fan. He felt that Lei Dongdo's shortcomings were too many to fill.

But to Redondo, Guti's words had another meaning.He had heard from Hierro before that Guti was very popular with women, and many girls liked him. He had already developed in the direction of a playboy.So he now intends to turn Natalia into the next hunting target.

Thinking of this, Redondo could no longer suppress his anger, and punched Guti directly.

Guti was waiting expectantly for Redondo to talk about his girlfriend, but he was caught off guard by a fist, and his anger also rose, so the living room that had just been tidied up became messy again. The two men turned this place into a battlefield again.

It was an hour before the two of them crowded side by side again in front of the mirror and grinned at the injury.

While rubbing his cheeks, Guti glared at Redondo angrily: "This time you did it first!"

Redondo looked at him coldly: "Don't think about Natalia!"

"Natalia? Is that her name? So I have a girlfriend with such a nice name?" Guti deliberately annoyed Redondo, adding an accent on the word "I".

Redondo glanced at him, then turned and walked to the living room to deal with the mess.He had to admit that what Guti said was right, even if he stood beside Natalia now, Natalia would not recognize him, because she was "Redondo"'s girlfriend.

Fortunately, Guti did not continue to make a fuss about the topic of Natalia after dealing with his wounds. The two began to do their homework. They must try to understand some things about each other so that they can continue to live as each other. go down.

No matter how reluctant they are, they all know that if they reveal their secrets, it will cause a lot of trouble. Maybe what is waiting for them is some kind of secret government laboratory.

In order to survive, until the day when everything can be restored to its original state, they must continue to hide themselves and protect their secrets!

The next day, Guti drove to the Real Madrid training base. In the parking lot, he met Redondo who drove his car back early in the morning.He and Redondo both slept at Redondo's home last night. They have been busy understanding each other's lives, in order to better play each other. A lot of clenched fists now and then are essential.

Both got out of the car and looked at each other without saying hello.Even wearing sunglasses, you can't exchange eyes with each other, but the only thing you can see clearly is the scars on each other's faces that can't be covered no matter what.

The two walked towards the locker room one after the other. People who met them on the way looked at them in surprise. After all, it is normal for Guti to have some scars on his face, but what about Redondo?That is the elegant prince of Real Madrid!

Standing at the door of the locker room, Redondo whispered, "Are you ready?"

"Of course!" Guti looked confident. He is an extremely smart and talented Guti, and he is already eager to try.

The author has something to say: Continuing the chaos, I let the two of them fight again, and tomorrow it will be the turn of the Real Madrid team to be chaotic.Our goal is to make things happen!

and also--

Congratulations to the player Lei Dongdo for obtaining the [delicate body and easy to knock down] skill

Congratulations to player Guti for obtaining the [King Kong Barbie] skill