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Redondo pushed open the locker room door and walked in.

Before he and Guti arrived, many people had already arrived in the locker room. Everyone was still chatting, but when Redondo opened the door and walked in, they couldn't help but look over.Seeing this, everyone was startled. What happened to "Guti"'s face?

Raul ran over all of a sudden, he looked nervously at "Guti" in front of him: "Jose, what's wrong with your face?"

Raul sent Guti home the night before and went home, but he was a little worried about Guti yesterday, after all Guti was hit by the idol he had been chasing.As a result, he called Guti's house several times yesterday, but no one answered. He thought Guti had returned to his hometown.After all, for a mother, it is the first choice to return to her mother's arms for comfort after being hit.

Guti was not contacted yesterday, and Raul planned to comfort Guti after training today.It's just that he didn't expect that Guti came to practice so early, but when he saw the blue and purple tragic appearance on the face of "Guti" who walked in, he didn't care about anything else, and immediately joined him. Come over and ask "Goodie".He had already collapsed and thought that Guti was stimulated by Redondo, so he went somewhere to fight with someone.

Raul's voice attracted the attention of others. Guti entered the first team of Real Madrid only this year, but he is not bad in the team because of his lively personality.A young player who has a good appearance, has just arrived in the first team and has no impact on other people's positions, and is also a young player from Real Madrid's youth training.

"Jose, did you fight with someone?" Hierro also came over. He was more worried. If professional players fight in public, if any fans are involved, it will cause very troublesome consequences. This is true for both Guti and Real Madrid.

Surrounded by a group of people, Redondo was a little uncomfortable. He didn't like to mix in the locker room, and he didn't like to be the object of others' spectating.But for Guti, he seems to like this feeling of being surrounded by stars?

"I'm fine, thank you for your concern." Redondo could only say that, and then tried to walk to the cabinet.

Raul gave him a strange look. Based on his understanding of "Guti", shouldn't this guy brag to everyone at this time that the injury on his face is the result of a brilliant record?

Just when these Real Madrid players were still concerned about the injuries of their young players, the locker room door opened again, and this time it was "Redondo" who walked in.

"Morning, Fernan...God! Fernando, what's wrong with your face?" Hierro greeted "Redondo" casually, but was frightened by the scars on his face.

"Redondo" gently lifted the hair hanging down his cheeks with a somewhat sexy movement that he had never used before: "Morning, Fernando, I'm fine. I drove out yesterday, but a stupid head flew towards me Eagle, I ran into the steering wheel trying to avoid that idiot."

"Guti", who was the object of everyone's attention just before "Redondo" came in, looked over coldly: "That's a coincidence, I was walking near my house yesterday, and I ran into a stupid dog, and ended up tripping over him Hurt yourself."

After saying this, the two stared at each other incredulously.Goofy?Stupid dog?hehe!

As soon as the two of them said their words, the temperature in the locker room suddenly dropped by more than ten degrees, and the other Real Madrid players looked at each other and looked at you, a little at a loss.Dumb eagles and stupid dogs, how do they not know that their lives are full of so many dangers?And most importantly - do you two think we're all fools?Would we believe such a lame lie?Well, if they see the expressionless face of "Redondo" and the inexplicable aura of "Guti" today, they will believe it.

Of course, there are exceptions. Hierro witnessed Redondo's attitude towards Guti the day before yesterday, and heard Redondo's words with his own ears. He naturally knew that Redondo's impression of Guti was about to hit a trough.So if Guti was entangled with a idiot again while taking a break yesterday, maybe the bad-tempered Redondo would beat Guti up.And that guy Guti is also very violent, maybe he thought he would fight back if he didn't get off the stage at the time.

Unlike Hierro who concluded that the two men must have fought each other, Raul focused on another aspect, that is, whether it was "Guti" or "Redondo" was very strange this morning, and he couldn't describe the feeling. It's as if the personalities of the two people have switched.

Once again, I made a note of each other in my heart, and after bluffing my teammates, Guti and Redondo moved towards their closets one after another. Of course, in the eyes of others, they almost went to the other side's closet by mistake. , Then he came back to his senses and walked back to his closet. They met each other on the way and looked at each other awkwardly.

Guti came to Redondo's closet and opened the closet door.

Once a fan, he was curious about what was in Redondo's wardrobe.But now that he's off the fan, he only has disgust when he opens the door.The towels and jerseys with the Real Madrid logo on them are nothing, and he picks on the rest, such as underwear that is outdated in style in his opinion, two pages of books that he didn't understand at all, and smelly. Perfumes I like, brands of skin care products I don’t want to use, etc.

Likewise, Redondo was not too pleased with the opening of Guti's wardrobe.

First, unwashed underwear and the like, and a pile of Real Madrid surroundings piled up randomly inside. Some of them smelled of various perfumes and looked like small notes with phone numbers and addresses written by women. Some of the styles were exaggerated. Nails, bracelets, rings.

In short, after only a few glances, Redondo gave Guti's locker a dirty and messy evaluation.

By the way, in addition to the above, there are also advertising leaflets for tattoo parlors. Someone naively drew a pattern on the leaflet, indicating that it was his favorite tattoo pattern.This made Redondo a little worried, worried that if the two of them didn't switch back for a long time, would that guy Guti tattoo a few terrible tattoos on his body?

Although they were more disgusted with each other, as the training time approached, the two still had to put on each other's training clothes.

When changing clothes, both of them were topless, and then exposed the scars covered by the clothes.At that time, they all heard a loud gasp at the same time. After all, besides them, there were many other people in the locker room. Naturally, the gasp made by so many people would not be small.

It turned out that when they saw the faces of these two as if they had opened a soy sauce shop, everyone guessed that they should also have some injuries, so they took a peek at the two of them as they changed their clothes.Especially for "Guti", usually "Redondo" has a lot of prestige, everyone is afraid of peeping at him, and then he will beat him up, so they only dare to sneak a few glances carefully, and the focus is still on Guti.

Now, "Guti"'s skin is fairer, so the injuries on his body look more conspicuous, and he looks more miserable, so some people can't help but exclaim.

"Guti" turned his head abruptly, and then scanned the entire locker room with his gaze like a searchlight, making everyone who dared to look at him shrink back.

Some people are still thinking in their hearts, how come "Guti" really has some charm of "Redondo" besides the hairstyle and clothing?

After forcing back the gazes of other people in the locker room, Redondo withdrew his gaze in satisfaction, and happened to meet Guti's gaze.Then the two turned their heads away immediately, and then accelerated the speed of changing clothes.

The atmosphere in the Real Madrid locker room was very strange this morning, so before the scheduled training time, everyone rushed to the training ground, which made the head coach Valdano who came directly to the training ground without entering the locker room very satisfied. There was also a satisfied smile on the face.

But when he saw "Guti" and "Redondo" that appeared last, the original smile disappeared, and only surprise remained. "Oh my god! Fernando and Jose, what happened to you?" Fortunately, he was also a person who had seen a big battle. Although he was surprised, he didn't panic much. Still figuring things out.

Guti and Redondo came up with the reason for prevaricating their teammates in the locker room just now. Now that they have said it, no matter whether other people believe it or not, they believe it anyway!Anyway, they were unlucky enough to meet a stupid eagle and a stupid dog, and then unlucky enough to get injured, and they didn't accept rebuttals, that's what happened!

While listening to the narration of the two, Valdano tried hard not to let his forehead get blue veins.

As an invisible killer who once hid by Maradona's side, and also experienced the great battle in the World Cup final, he asked himself that he could be so calm in everything he encountered.But after he listened to what these two people said, he really wanted to ask these two people—how old are you two, how can you two really tell such mentally retarded lies.

However, Valdano and Redondo have a very deep teacher-student friendship, and Guti was born in Real Madrid's youth training. He could only speak slowly after trying to breathe steadily: "I see, I hope you will not be like that next time." It's unlucky to meet those stupid eagles and stupid dogs again." He said through gritted teeth.

Redondo and Guti looked at each other, then nodded.But they all slandered in their hearts at the same time, if that stupid eagle/stupid dog didn't come to mess with him.

The day after tomorrow, Real Madrid will go to an away game. Today, the team will have a team warm-up match between the main team and the substitute team.

At this time in the past, as a rookie and a young player, Guti was an absolute member of the bench team, but today the bench team dropped a big shot.

Guti, who was wearing the shell of "Redondo", went to the substitute team with a blank face. He thought that he would get a chance to play in the main team because of his current status as "Redondo". But he was sent to the substitute team by Valdano.

Before going to the bench, Guti took a look at Valdano.

Although he has the title of teacher and student, Valdano actually can't bear Redondo's aura, so even if he is facing Guti in Redondo's shell, just looking at that face is enough He got nervous.

After clearing his throat, Valdano said: "Your face needs to recover, so I will tell the public that you are injured."

Redon, who also listened to Valdano's words with his ears pricked up, understood that the two faces of him and Guti were very inappropriate to show up, especially him.

Real Madrid's main players and substitute players both have injuries on their faces, which can also cause a small scandal for Real Madrid, so for safety reasons, they will still be hidden recently.

Redondo guessed right, and Valdano really thought so.In addition, Valdano does not want to affect the mood of the fans watching the game.Real Madrid fans seem to have the attribute of face control. Both Guti and Redondo have good looks. If the two of them appear on the field with pig-headed faces, the fans will definitely be sad.

Another reason is that although Valdano didn't intend to say it clearly, he still planned to give those two guys a punishment and suspend them for almost two games as punishment for their fight.

Valdano didn't think that he was not smart enough and would be deceived by the lies of those two people. They obviously had a fight and beat each other up like this!

For these reasons, Guti and Redondo became teammates in the same team even though they were facing each other's shells, but Redondo appeared on the front line to partner with Raul, but Guti stood not far from Hierro place.

As the assistant coach who was acting as the referee blew his whistle, the game began.

With the ball under his feet, Redondo is a little uncomfortable with the kick-off role.Originally, he wanted to give this opportunity to Raul, but Raul waved his hand and refused.

Not only did he refuse, but Raul also looked suspiciously at "Guti" in his eyes again. With Guti's dominance in the past, when the two of them were partners, Guti would definitely grab the kick-off opportunity.If Raul kicks off the ball any time, Guti will yell at him later.

"Jose is really not right today!" This thought flashed in Raul's mind, but as the game started, he had no chance to think about it for the time being.

The author has something to say: I returned to the team on the first day, I haven't finished writing a chapter, and I will continue tomorrow.

By the way, most people in the Real Madrid team only think that these two people are weird and don't think about it deeply, but there are exceptions.Maybe everyone has already seen it, and Raul will definitely see it. Of course, there is another person who will write about it tomorrow.

After all, they tear each other down from time to time, and their performance on the field in the future, if no one helps them out, it will really be revealed soon.

So student Raul will have the status of a gold medal supporting role in this article again. Congratulations, you will go further and further on the road of vicissitudes, haha... the bearded Raul may appear in advance.

In addition-

Congratulations to player Redondo for activating the [Poisonous Tongue] attribute

Congratulations to the player Guti for activating the attribute of [Mouth Cannon]