[football] dislocation

Guti and Redondo started fighting when they disagreed.

Although Guti made the first move, the fight would not have been possible without Redondo's cooperation.

Even if the fans said that his style of play is elegant, people who are familiar with Redondo still know clearly that this guy has a bad temper. He was almost beaten up because someone touched his face.It's just that Lei Dongduo tried his best to manage his temper, making himself look like a calm active volcano that hasn't erupted for a while.

Guti's punch just now seemed like someone ran to this temporarily dormant crater and dropped a bomb. It exploded with a bang, and by the way, the sleeping volcano was awakened.Of course, once the volcano wakes up, the lunatic who threw the bomb into the crater is the first unlucky existence.So it's not surprising that Guti's nose was bruised and his face was swollen by Redondo.

Both of them had bad tempers, and they were a little at a loss when they encountered such an unbelievable mood, but this kind of fight made them relax a lot.

In the beginning, the two of them punched each other like boxers, but when the fighting started, there was no way to do it. They threw punches randomly, and if they hit each other, they won.In the end, the two of them turned out to be like two childish children, hugging each other and rolling around on the ground, even pulling a few strands of each other's hair.

Finally, the two people's physical strength was almost at their limit, and the two people who were still hugging each other suddenly rolled to the sides and separated.They each found a place to lie down or lie on their stomachs, panting heavily.

Guti lay on the ground, panting heavily, grinning.

Even if he couldn't see the injury on his face, Guti probably had a colorful face now, because he saw Redondo's face lying on his back and breathing steadily was already very wonderful.

Under such circumstances, Guti actually still had the leisure to be narcissistic, feeling that he was really handsome and miserable, even if he was beaten like that, he was still a handsome guy.Of course, he completely ignored that the reason why the face belonging to "Guti" became so miserable was entirely his own masterpiece.

Redondo is not so narcissistic, he lies on the floor, looking up at the chandelier on the ceiling.He is introspecting, and he seems to have always been impatient when facing Guti.Of course, he believes that apart from his own reasons, most of the reasons are caused by Guti himself.Well, it's all Guti's fault!

Redondo felt more and more that he was not wrong to be so strict with Guti in the past. If this already very rebellious young man neglected to manage, he would definitely cause trouble.

"Hey, what should we do?" Guti who was lying on his stomach suddenly shouted at Redondo who was lying down.It might be because of the fight just now, his voice was a little hoarse, and the two of them were startled when he opened his mouth.

"This voice is really ugly!" Guti said to Redondo provocatively, and he didn't admit that the ugly voice he made just now was caused by himself, and it was all because of Redondo's body.

Redondo looked at him coldly, then got up slowly, he poured a glass of water familiarly, came to Guti, squatted down, and put the water glass next to his head.

"Cut!" Guti pouted, then reached out to pick up the water glass and drank it down in one gulp.

While Guti was drinking water, Redondo had already gone to the mirror to check his injuries.

The situation on the face is clear when I look at the glasses.Redondo estimated that if the team assembled tomorrow, he would go to training with a pig-headed face.The only good news is that this pig-headed face belongs to Guti, and it is Guti who loses face.

After checking the injuries on his face, Redondo lifted his clothes to check the injuries on his body.During the fight just now, he clearly felt that Guti's fist hit the ribs and other positions fiercely.Although that guy Guti didn't have any tricks in fighting, but he was vicious enough, and he was good at hitting bones.Redondo didn't want to admit that his current body was too thin, and he didn't have much flesh on his body. Of course, all the hurts were on the bones.

"What are you doing?"

Guti also planned to take a picture in front of the mirror after drinking the water.Although this is not his face, it can only be his face now, and he is still very concerned about whether the beauty of this face will decline.Well, for Guti, who was once a crazy fan of Redondo, this face is enough for him to be crazy.It's just that Guti proudly said that he just lost his fans, and he will never be a fan of that stingy, poisonous Redondo again!

But when Guti came over, he happened to see Redondo lift up his clothes and put his hands on "his" body, so he stuttered.In his opinion, this means that he was taken advantage of by Redondo.

"Check your body! Check someone's masterpiece!" Redondo said coldly, and turned around so that Guti could clearly see the bruises and purple spots on his skin when he lifted up his clothes. Of course it wasn't him. I did it myself, but the guy in front of me did it.

Guti blushed all of a sudden, and all the memories of the previous fight went through in his mind, as if he really did it first?

But even so, Guti didn't intend to admit it. He deliberately raised his head and said loudly: "If it wasn't for someone's words, I wouldn't do it! Well, it's the fault of the person who spoke first! Exactly!" Finally, as if he had found the truth, he became louder and louder.

Redondo was silent for a moment, it seemed that he really angered Guti by saying that sentence.But he also didn't want to admit it.

For a moment the two fell silent.

After a moment of silence, Redondo remembered that he was still lifting his clothes, and quickly let go.But that's it, Guti has already seen clearly the scars on his body that originally belonged to him. Of course, these scars were made by himself. During the fight just now, he didn't show mercy at all.Guti's body was originally fair, and these bruises looked particularly conspicuous, and now he felt a little distressed about his body.

After putting down his clothes, Redondo went to the kitchen.Guti followed closely. He watched as Redondo took off the pot, added water and started to cook the eggs.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

Redondo ignored him, quietly waiting for the water to boil.

Guti didn't get an answer all the time, and he puffed up his face angrily. Leidondo glanced at him suddenly, and suddenly felt like his hairs were about to stand on end.This kind of resentful expression never belonged to him.

Estimated that the time was almost up, Redondo took down the pot, fished out the egg, peeled off the shell, and then brought it in front of the mirror, rolling around on the wound on his face.

Guti immediately understood Redondo's intentions, imitating Redondo's movements, he also peeled the eggs and moved to the mirror.

"Does this work?" As a mother, or someone who has recently moved out of her mother's control, Guti doesn't know much about these life tips.He roughly guessed that Redondo was using eggs to treat the wound, but he still doubted whether the white eggs had such a big effect?

"It's useless." Redondo said coldly.

Guti just wanted to say: "Then you are still doing this?" Redondo added: "According to the strength of someone's shot, the effect is indeed not great, but it is better than doing nothing. If If the two of us return to the team like this tomorrow, there will definitely be trouble."

Guti yelled out loudly, the game just finished yesterday, the team is on holiday today, but will return tomorrow.He and Lei Dongduo had just had a fight, and their noses were bruised and their faces were swollen. How could they see people tomorrow.More importantly, what happened to the two of them, and can they switch back before returning to the team?

"What should I do? What should I do? If I can't change it back, I don't want to live with the face of an old man for no reason! Ahhhhh!" Guti turned on the runaway mode again, walking non-stop Walking back and forth, he ate all the eggs that were originally used to treat the wound in the panic.

Redondo raised his eyebrows, he really wanted to ask Guti, what is an old man?Also, he didn't want to pretend to be tender and act like a big kid who didn't grow up.Being so childish, it was hard work for him to act.

Although I really want to have a deep discussion with Guti on the topic of old men, Redondo feels that there are more important things to do right now. "I think we still have to prepare for how to deal with tomorrow, or even longer."

Guti, who was running wild, stopped suddenly, and he pulled his hair irritably, causing Redondo's eyes to narrow dangerously. "you're right."

The two finally returned to the living room, but the living room was in a mess at the moment, because the two of them fought here just now, the sofa was knocked aside, and the decorations fell to the ground.

Seeing his always tidy home turned into such a mess, Redondo exuded a dangerous aura, which made Guti move away from him involuntarily.

As a slightly clean man, Redondo could not accept talking about important topics in such a messy environment.However, Guti felt that they had more important things to talk about than tidying up the room.The two stalemate for a while, Lei Dongdo simply ignored him, and started to clean up by himself.Seeing Redondo's movements, Guti curled his mouth, and then came over to help.

The two of them did it together, and in no time the living room was tidy enough for Redondo to live with.Now the two of them can finally sit down and talk about things.

But they have a new dispute.

Redondo couldn't accept that Guti used his body to sit in that big horse's golden knife posture. He felt uncomfortable seeing the guy crossing his legs and winking, so he tried to correct Guti's posture.

Originally, Guti didn't like being restrained by others. If it was before yesterday, he might still be able to listen to a few words from Redondo, who is an idol.But yesterday he was heartbroken, and now he considers himself Redondo's black fan, and he refuses to do what Redondo asked him to do.

After Redondo finished speaking, he spread his entire body on the sofa, looking extra lazy.

Redondo frowned, feeling a little angry.But his sanity is still there. Based on his understanding of Guti, he knows that if they continue this topic, they don't need to talk about other topics today.

He closed his eyes to calm himself down, and then opened them to try to ignore the lazy guy opposite. "Do you have any clues as to what happened to us?"

Guti scratched his head and tried to roll his eyes: "I was in a bad mood yesterday. After the game was over, Raul and I went to the bar." At this point he paused, because he could feel exactly what happened from the opposite side. The disapproving look from Redondo.

After rolling his eyes again, Guti continued: "I drank a lot of wine." Very well, there was a murderous look in the eyes of the man on the opposite side. Guti never knew that his eyes could appear so terrifying. The murderous look, you must know that the girls he usually comes into contact with have said that his eyes are so gentle that they can drip water.

He suddenly remembered something and screamed, which attracted Redondo's attention. "Then Raul sent me home. I just remember that guy Raul put me on the bed. Oh, that guy, he forgot to change my clothes!" It turned out that Guti remembered that his clothes were still in the middle of the night I fell asleep and took it off by myself.

Redondo leaned against the back of the sofa chair behind him with a rare sense of dejection. "What else?" He tried to suppress the powerlessness in his heart.

"No, I got up in the morning and went to the bathroom to fill in the water. Just as I was about to go back to bed, you rang the doorbell." Guti spread his hands.

But he immediately thought of another thing: "My God! I went to drain the water in the morning, did I touch your thing?" He looked at his hand in horror.

After saying this, Guti immediately felt a murderous aura fall on him.He didn't care too much, anyway, if there are too many lice, it doesn't itch, and if there are too many debts, he doesn't worry about it. He has offended Redondo a lot, and it's not bad.

On the contrary, facing Redondo, he boldly raised his eyebrows for the first time and showed a sarcastic smile. "Sorry, I fell asleep in the morning, and yours is too small, I forgot what it feels like to touch it."

Redondo knew Guti was a problem from the first time he saw Guti with admiring eyes.Now he has confirmed this matter again, especially now that Guti, who seems to have gotten rid of his blind worship of him, seems to be less afraid of him, and looks like a dog with his teeth and claws in front of him, which makes him itch with hatred.

No matter which man is concerned about the issue of size, after hearing Guti's provocative words, Redondo wanted to wave his fist immediately and teach this guy a lesson.

But in the end he took a deep breath again, turned his head and looked at another place to try to calm down his mood, and then turned to look at Guti: "Now I think we need to have a good talk about how to deal with returning to the team tomorrow .”

The author has something to say: the stupid author can't write the summary, anyway, the content of the last few chapters is all kinds of confusion.

In the early days of the exchange, there will be a lot of confusion caused by this dislocation, so the plot will progress slower at the beginning.

Also this time the stupid author intends to make their writing rougher and more masculine, so there will be no shortage of fists and swear words.

The last thing the stupid author wants to say is:

Congratulations to player Redondo for getting the [Handsome Golden Wolf] suit

Congratulations to player Guti for obtaining the [Elegant Prince] set

Stupid author: It seems that you are wearing the wrong suit, but I still wish you two a good time!