[football] dislocation

Guti walked back and forth in front of the sofa, and secretly peeked at the man sitting on the sofa from time to time.

That man, with golden hair, a pair of blue sky-like eyes, and handsome facial features, is really handsome.

Gu Di thought, isn't that nonsense, he has seen that man's face for more than ten years, and he feels very handsome every day, because it is his own face!

How did things become like this?

Guti's eyes were a little confused.

Half an hour ago, he who was sleeping in a daze went to open the door, but he was frightened awake because he found another him standing outside the door.

Although the eyes of "Guti" outside the door are different from usual, Guti is still very sure that the person outside the door is also his, or his body and face are his.

At that time, he was a little confused, and suddenly thought of something, and rushed back to the house.

When he came to open the door just now, Guti was in a daze. Now that he is awake, he finally noticed that the house in front of him is not his little house at all, and the furnishings in the house are also different. This is not his home at all. !

Stumbling all the way, Guti finally found the mirror.He looked at the mirror in horror, and the brown-haired man in the mirror also looked at him in horror.

It wasn't his face at all!That's Redondo's face!

When Guti rushed back to the gate, another "Guti" looked at him impatiently.

It wasn't until this time that Guti reluctantly accepted the reality—for some reason, he and Redondo switched bodies!

fart!No wonder you can accept it!

This is the idea of ​​Guti, who walked around for half an hour.

"What's going on here?" Guti scratched his hair irritably, and the strange touch made him a little more irritated.

"Let me remind you, the messy hair you are making now does not belong to you." Redondo said calmly, he couldn't see his smooth long hair being messed up by Guti.Seeing himself on top of a bird's nest made him want to punch someone.

Guti stopped suddenly, and he looked at Redondo with a calm expression. To be honest, he saw such a calm expression on his face, which really made him feel like he had indigestion before eating. "You don't seem to care at all?"

I don’t know if it’s because I was disturbed by having to face such a chaotic situation early in the morning, or because I was hurt too much by Redondo’s words yesterday. No idea.

You must know that in normal times, if he could get such an opportunity to have a good talk with his idol, he would definitely jump up excitedly, and then run to Raul's house early in the morning to lift the quilt, hold Raul and call for a while .

"Things have already happened, and we have to face them no matter what." Redondo tried his best to make his clear voice that belonged to a teenager a little deeper, sounding more intimidating.

"Really?" Guti suddenly approached Redondo maliciously, looking straight into his eyes.

Of course it can't be true!

This is Redondo's real thought.

After the game yesterday, Redondo declined an invitation to have a drink with his teammates and returned home to Madrid.

As a bachelor, he has a very good schedule.Going home, making myself a pasta, watching the news, and chatting on the phone with my girlfriend Natalie in Tenerife.

Do a period of physical exercise before going to bed, then go to bed after washing and read a book before going to sleep.

In the morning, Redondo woke up according to his usual biological clock.

Unlike Guti's confusion in the morning, Redondo opened his eyes very clearly, and felt the strangeness immediately.

This is not his room!

Redondo looked at the layout of the house, it should be the home of a younger man or a hip-hop family.Then he found someone's photo frame next to his bed and saw an extremely narcissistic photo of someone.

Redondo frowned at the time, and he could tell from the photos that this was either Guti's home, or the home of one of Guti's crushes.It's just that he is a little strange, he is very alert when he sleeps, and he doesn't appear in the situation where he sleeps so hard that he won't wake up even if he is moved.

While thinking about what happened in front of him, Redondo got out of bed quietly, but when he got out of bed and stepped on the ground, he felt uncoordinated.

He felt that his sight was not on the same level as usual, as if his height had shrunk overnight.

He slowly lowered his head again. Last night when he was sleeping, he changed into pajamas and pajamas, but now he was only wearing a pair of underwear, and this style was not what he liked.He felt even weirder, what happened after he fell asleep?

But even though there were more doubts in his heart, Redondo still observed everything in the room slowly, and finally walked slowly to the bathroom.

After entering the bathroom, Redondo faced the mirror directly, and a face he was very familiar with appeared in the mirror. It was the face of Guti, a young player of Real Madrid and one of his crazy fans.

If Guti's crazy star chasing behavior is removed, and if Guti can take his football career seriously, Redondo must admit that Guti has a beautiful face.

Of course, it might not be appropriate to describe a boy as beautiful, but Redondo felt that only that word could describe Guti's appearance well.

But what if this face appeared on Redondo's body one day?

Of course not?

Redondo made a rare childish grimace, and Guti's face in the mirror did the same.He stretched out his hand again, and the boy in the mirror did the same.

He turned into Guti? !That little fan he hit just yesterday.

What the hell is going on here?

Although Redondo had gone to college, the knowledge he had learned did not include explaining how he became another person after sleeping.And Redondo also believes that the current knowledge of various disciplines may not be able to explain this kind of thing.

However, Redondo still found a new sportswear from Guti's closet and put it on this strange body. He was a bit of a clean freak, even if this body might really belong to Guti, he didn't want to wear Guti through it. You can only wear new and unworn clothes.

As a very calm player on the court, so is Redondo in life.Even if such an incredible thing happened, he tried his best to take care of his appearance or Guti's appearance, and then took his wallet and went out.

Now that he turned into Guti and appeared at Guti's house, is it possible that Guti turned into him and appeared at his home?

Redondo felt that even if Guti hadn't had the same thing happen to him, he needed to go back to his home and see what was going on.He became Guti, so is there still Redondo in this world?If so, who is that Redondo?

So early in the morning, a taxi driver who is an avid Real Madrid fan received a guest who made him very happy. "Yo, Guti is you!"

Redondo nodded silently. He didn't expect to meet Guti's acquaintances even in a taxi, so he could only respond in silence.

Mr. Driver was very eager to speak early in the morning: "When will you be able to play? Raul is already on the field. You are a child of our La Fabrica. I hope that the children of Rafa can one day Fight for us at the Bernabeu!"

Redondo did not answer the question. He came to Real Madrid in [-] and just passed a season. However, he has spent two years as Real Madrid's opponent, and he still has some understanding of the fanaticism of Real Madrid fans.

The driver did not doubt how Guti, who had been exceptionally lively since his youth training period, became so silent. He changed the subject, glanced at "Guti"'s hairstyle and said, "I said Guti, are you special?" Do you like Redondo? Why don’t you have the same hairstyle as him? It’s so ugly, this hairstyle doesn’t suit you at all!”

Hearing the driver mentioning himself, Redondo's eyes moved, but he still didn't speak.

The driver was still talking to himself: "You are a young man, and your hairstyle should be trendy. My little boy is a few years younger than you, and he always asks for the latest and most fashionable hairstyle when he goes to the hair salon. Let me tell you, Redondo Although he is very handsome on the court, but this hairstyle and the usual clothes are too old-fashioned. You can learn from him on the court, but don’t learn from him. Speaking of it, the Argentines are really similar They are all so earthy, no matter how tall, short, fat or thin, they all like to have long hair, and some of them are really ugly..."

The driver's eloquence came from his ears, and Lei Dongdo was a little bit dumbfounded.Many Argentine players like to have long hair. It's not surprising that everyone does it, but why did he feel that they were ugly and hurt the eyes of the fans after hearing what the driver said?This feeling is really weird!

Fortunately, the taxi has stopped on the side of Redondo's own street, so that Redondo doesn't have to think about whether long hair is really ugly for the time being.

He took out Guti's wallet to pay, but the driver waved his hand: "Play well, I hope to see you play for Real Madrid on the pitch in the future. HalaMadrid!"

Watching the car drive away quickly, Redondo couldn't help sighing: "Guti, if you don't play well, you will be sorry for these lovely fans!"

But after sighing, he turned back to the calm and self-reliant Redondo, turned around and knocked on the door of his familiar home.

That's what happened before Redondo came here.

Now when Guti asked him face to face whether he would feel scared and confused about what happened now, Redondo answered decisively that he would not be afraid.

"Really?" Guti looked at him aggressively.

Seeing his own face in front of him, especially the malicious gleam in his eyes, Redondo felt a little annoyed: "It's true, it has already happened, and we need to face it! The only thing that worries me Yes, before we can find a way to get everything back on track, will you make a mess of things?" He also looked directly at Guti, trying to use Guti's own face, this expression showed Redondo's own pressure belongs to him.

Are you going to mess things up?Mess up?mess!

Guti swore that when he heard this sentence, his mind was a little confused. He thought of the sentence "he only has hair like me" that he heard Redondo said coldly yesterday.So when he got hotheaded, he did something.

When Guti rushed forward and swung his fist at Redondo for the first time, he realized that this fucking face was his own!

Then when Redondo also hit back and beat him with his fists, Guti was so hot that he forgot that he had just hit him in the face, and beat him again.

The two men punched each other with one punch and I punched the other's body hard. In the quiet room, only heavy gasps were heard for a moment, or a few Spanish national curses mixed in.

When he slapped the cheek on the opposite face again, Guti still had the time to think: "So I'm so handsome, even with a bruised nose and a swollen face!"

The author has something to say: In Chapter 2, the two of Donggu began to fight in a disorderly manner. Let's fight first.It is expected that this will not be the only case in this article where a disagreement will be opened up. Everyone should be mentally prepared.

In the last chapter, it was mentioned that someone heard Dong Ge say that the only thing that hurts people is the hairstyle, so now he is sad, and by the way, he planned to be a black fan for a few days, but this happened to him, so you don’t have to expect it now He looked at Brother Dong with star chasing eyes.

Regarding the brain hole of dislocation, I intend to let the two of them think differently, understand each other from the perspective of the other, and finally reach harmony.

Finally, a small theater is presented, which can probably be regarded as a summary of this article, Brother Dong: Fans make mistakes, idols pay the bill, and I have to clean up the mess for a certain guy.

Fourteen: If you are a fan, you will become black. If I am a black fan, who am I afraid of?