The master is playing hooligan every day [system]

"Master, master, wake up!"

The little angel urged Zhou Beiming anxiously, but he was still dazed and unconscious. She could only look at the master, a weak woman, ah, a weak man lying in a farmyard covered in blood, and beside him was a more and more The violent country man wielding an iron hoe made her tremble in fright.

The burly man with the scar on his head threw the hoe on the ground and sent the other man out to fetch a basin of water.The man went with the stick between his elbows, brought it over and splashed Zhou Beiming's face, Zhou Beiming finally woke up, the cold water made him shiver, and he couldn't help shivering.

"..." What's going on?

He was so cold that he couldn't open his eyes, he curled up a little to keep warm.

"I worked so hard to bring you back, but you are a man!"

Seeing Zhou Beiming's body move, the scar-headed man kicked him up and was still cursing.Next to him was a man who was giggling and slurring his words, but he could vaguely hear him calling "Big Brother, Big Brother" and swishing the stick in his hand to make whirring wind.

Zhou Beiming was already injured, and this kick made his chest feel tight, and he couldn't help snorting. As a result, the man seemed to be still angry, and kicked his calf again.

"I really screwed up on your ancestors, dressed like a fairy pretending to be your mother! It's so disgusting."

"Hey, fairy, fairy."

The man next to him was probably a fool, he could only repeat a few words and keep laughing.

The man who directly kicked him kicked him several times, and then stopped Zhou Beiming. He walked a little further away in disgust and said, "Han Er, you go and lock this disgusting man in the pigsty. I Then go to the mountains to look for wolves, what a fucking disgusting person, it made us two brothers happy for nothing."

"Hey hey hey, fairies and fairies have entered the pigsty."

As the cursing voice kept saying that he was sick and disgusting drifted away, after Zhou Beiming was thrown into the stinking pigsty by this so-called stupid second hand, the stupid man also locked the door of the pen with a bang Hehe smiled and left.

When he calmed down a little, Zhou Beiming, who was also stimulated by the smell in the pigsty, finally woke up and slowly opened his eyes.According to what the man said just now, the two people should have taken him back from the mountain as a woman at first, but when they got home, they found that it was a man in women's clothing, so they took this anger on themselves.

Flying down from the sky, is she a fairy?

These two words successfully aroused goosebumps on Zhou Beiming's body. He shook, stretched out his hand to wipe his wet face, and was surprised to see that the palm of his hand turned out to be red and white.

"Why is this blood like this?"

Zhou Beiming finally had time to talk to the little angel and asked.

The little angel sobbed and said, "No, it's not blood, it's the female make-up that my body put on me."

Although I don't know if the original body is so ugly that he dared to go out with this female makeup, anyway, the rouge powder on his face suddenly became like sulfuric acid, and the burning was itchy and irritating.He strenuously straightened up half of his body, and rubbed the hem of the skirt against his face until the original blue and white skirt turned red and white.

Zhou Beiming just fell off the cliff. Although he looked bruised, fortunately, he didn't hurt his muscles and bones. He could move after a short rest.

Little by little, he moved to the circle door and looked out.

The sky is a bit pale, which means that it should be dawn in the early morning.The man who kicked him earlier seemed to have left, and only the fool from just now was chopping something with his back to him in the yard, laughing while chopping, "Hey, hey, fairies, fairies..."

Zhou Beiming seemed to smell a slight smell of blood, but helplessly, the smell of the pigsty was too strong, and he really couldn't distinguish it clearly.

"Little angel, don't cry, let's see how to help me escape." Zhou Beiming said.

"Hey, I already know the basic information of the males that the master is attacking. If I want to go into more detail, the master has to have physical contact with them, and I don't know anything else..."

"physical contact?"

"Well, it has to be direct, flesh and flesh next to each other."

Zhou Beiming looked at his wounds. Even if he could go out from here, even if he was unfamiliar with this place, even if he had a little angel to guide him, he might not be able to escape the pursuit of these two people. In a cleaner corner, with his eyes closed, he lay down and rested intently.

"Are these two men considered my targets?"

"Forget it, it can be counted." The little angel was still smoking, and after a while, he said, "Master, master, there is still something to say about our system."

"what's up?"

"Today is an exception. From now on, the little angel will be offline every day from Xu to Chen, so master, you must escape, escape during the day today, and I will be relieved to go to a safe place."

"There's another saying! Then don't I have to spend half of the time alone... Ah no, what if I beat the male during that half of the day?"

"The system will automatically score and report the number."

Zhou Beiming let out a sigh, and said, "That's all right, don't worry, I'll be fine."

The little angel sobbed and stopped talking. Zhou Beiming turned his face and stared at a wall. The pigsty was built with mud and was only about one meter high. There was a grass shed on it, and the gap in the middle could completely let a pig The grown man turned over.

He turned his face and glanced at Han Er in the yard again. This guy is a fool. He probably thought that he would be like a pig and couldn't get out if he locked the gate. She didn't spare any energy to look at him.

From this angle, you can see the pier in front of Han Er a little bit. Zhou Beiming looked over and saw a wolf's head hanging halfway on the bloody wooden pier, the boss with its eyeballs popping out. The red, white and white made his stomach cramp for a while. There is an urge to vomit.

Zhou Beiming turned his head quickly. Although he was not afraid of this kind of scene, and he only slaughtered the wolf, maybe it was the hungry wolf that almost ate him, but he was already feeling sick to his stomach. The bloody scenes are a bit unacceptable.

He closed his eyes for a while, then picked out a stone from under his body, and threw it against the gate with all his strength, making a moderate noise.

Hearing this, Han Ershou stopped, threw the wolf's head quickly, turned his head with the machete for killing the wolf, and walked towards the pigsty with a smile.

"Fairy, fairy, fairy is in the pigsty hehehe."

Han Er leaned in from above, stared at him for a long time, and then went back with a silly smile.

The moment he saw Han Er turn his head, Zhou Beiming quickly closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, cursing in his heart, this grandson, he is so stupid.

He basically ruled out the idea of ​​jumping out from the top and running away now, so he no longer bothered to lie down and sleep. There must be a way before the car reaches the mountain, and the most important thing is to rest first!

Zhou Beiming, who had fallen asleep unknowingly, was woken up by the sound of the elder brother coming back. He went home to talk to his younger brother first, and gave Zhou Beiming time to observe. Yes, with a round waist and thick legs, those arms alone are stronger than this calf of his own.

Can't beat it, absolutely can't beat it.

Zhou Beiming, who knows current affairs as a hero, resolutely gave up the armed struggle, and everything depends on the situation.

Shorty Batou finally remembered the lunatic in the pigsty who couldn't distinguish between human beings and demons, unloaded the firewood and a few immobile wolves from his shoulders and put them in order for Han Ergui, and walked towards the pigsty.

Hearing the sound of footsteps that stomped on the ground and made the thunder roll, and the next step was to see the sky collapse and the earth shatter, Zhou Beiming finally had a plan in his mind amidst the high tension.

"Little angel, little angel! Hurry up and tell me about the situation of these two brothers! Hurry up!"

The little angel didn't know why, but he told the master honestly and quickly.

When Shorty Batou arrived at the entrance of the pigsty, he saw the lunatic inside who was lying to his feelings, opened his eyes wide and looked over, raised his foot and kicked the door open, and cracked the remaining few crumbling wooden boards with his hands, and "clicked" them folded.

Zhou Beiming was stunned by the huge violent aura, and was stunned for a moment.When Ao Scartou's fist hit his face, he finally came back to his senses, rolled to the side, hugged Ao Scartou's thigh and began to cry.

"Brother—the little brother was forced! Big brother, please spare—"

In his previous life, he was also a 38-line actor with a good reputation and acting skills, so it was easy for him to act poorly.At this moment, his mood has changed, and tears and snot flowed down in due course.

"Big brother, little brother, I'm a normal person, I didn't mean to disgust big brother! Listen to my detailed explanation, big brother—"

The short scarred head didn't expect that the lunatic would suddenly hug his feet, and in a trance, he really felt that the person in front of him had something hidden, but he still slapped him and pushed him aside, as if he was afraid of being infected. Slap your legs hard.

The short scarred head yelled at him viciously: "You motherfucker, be honest with me!"

Zhou Beiming sniffed, pretending to be too painful to get up, lifted his body a few times, then fell to the ground and did not move. He just raised his tear-stained face and looked at the short scarred head with red eyes. .

"The younger brother is named Li Goudan'er. He has been lonely since he was a child. Because his muscles and bones are so strange, he met a master of the fairy gate by chance and learned the art of divination. When he was closing yesterday, he happened to meet a big sister who had a black seal. I made a guess, and it turned out that the elder sister... not only did the elder sister not believe it, she also wanted to tease the younger brother, drugged the younger brother and woke up here."

"Do you know divination?" Ao Batou asked as expected.

Zhou Beiming finally propped himself up and sat up, nodding his head: "I don't dare to say that I am number one in the world, but I can also ask for number two in the world. Li Banxian, who is well-known in the world, is right here."

Ao Batou looked closely at Zhou Beiming who was sitting up.

The lunatic wiped his face clean, revealing his original appearance, which turned out to be a good skin.The delicate facial features and the slender neck, coupled with the dirty blue and white dress on his body, also give birth to a somewhat heart-pounding beauty.There is a vague heroic spirit of our young master in the eyebrows and eyes, which just neutralizes the overall femininity, and looks better than those male pets his master found from the Ghost Palace who regularly eat wolf-hearted yin and yang.

This discovery made Short Batou's heart tremble, and he didn't dare to look at him any more, he just turned his head and said in a hoarse voice: "Then you can tell my brother, if I can hear your deceitful intentions, I will kill you and feed you to the wolves! "

"No problem." This was exactly the way Zhou Beiming had planned at the beginning, but he didn't expect that the short scar would be the first to think of his silly brother.

Zhou Beiming staggered up against the wall, came to the side of Han Er in the yard under the surveillance of the short scarred head, pretended to pick up Han Er's hand and flipped it back and forth, then closed his eyes and muttered to draw on the palm of his hand. cross out.Provoking Han Er to laugh again, and while calling Fairy Fairy, he withdrew his hands in disgust.

Zhou Beiming smiled at him, put his hand down after a while, changed his worried expression to look at the short scarred head, stood up unsteadily, pulled him aside, and asked in a low voice.

"Brother...Didn't Brother Ling be born with this brain disease?"

Shorty Scarhead's eyes widened, but he didn't speak.

"According to the hexagram I just divination... my younger brother suffered from cold and fever when he was young, and the medical treatment was not timely. Is the younger brother's statement accurate?"

The short scarred back stepped back in shock, turned to look at his silly brother, and when he turned around again, there were tears in his eyes. He grabbed Zhou Beiming's hand excitedly, and said tremblingly: "Yes, yes, My brother fell into the ice water when he was six years old, and he developed a high fever when he was rescued, and then... just..." After finishing speaking, the man choked up, "Li Gaoren, do you know if my brother can still be rescued?"

Just as Zhou Beiming wanted to pick up some pleasant words to coax the short scarred head, the voice of the little angel came from his mind.

"Congratulations, master! Wisdom value, trusted value, and dependent value are each increased by 1!"

The author has something to say:

Short scarred head: Forget it, fairies can tell fortunes, raise them first, and then eat after getting fat.

Mouming: Wori, you are a fairy (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻