The master is playing hooligan every day [system]

Zhou Beiming was gearing up for the fitness equipment that had just been delivered home. He vowed to work out hard and train himself into a strong and muscular man like Schwarzenegger!

It was an incident the night before that stimulated Zhou Beiming's determination.

Zhou Beiming is an actor who plays a supporting role for thousands of years. He has been in love with the lead girl for a long time. The day before yesterday, when the play was finished, he finally asked him out to confess his love. Can you take off all the top clothes?"

When Zhou Beiming heard this, his blood fluttered immediately, so when will such a bold and unrestrained girl not take off at this time!

After he brushed and took off his clothes, the girl glanced at him, said something sure enough, and then said to him in a disgusted tone: "I'm sorry, you are too white and tender, you are a bitch. I don't like girls with big bodies. boys, I like muscular men with thick chests and thighs."

Then the woman left with her flowing hair, leaving a shirtless Zhou Beiming in a mess in the cold north wind that had just entered spring.

He was messed up not because he was rejected, but because the girl said he was...a bit...a bitch...a sissy?

……so gay?

I'll fuck your uncle's bitch!

Zhou Beiming, who felt that his masculinity had been severely hit, didn't fall asleep that night. No, he immediately made up his mind to clear his name with all his shame.

He wants to find her with a full body of tendons and oil, and then pay her to see an ophthalmologist to let her know how manly he is!

With such thoughts in mind, Zhou Beiming roared and raised the barbell on the ground again, and started the business of inhumanely abusing himself on the first day.

Zhou Beiming, who had never done such a vigorous exercise, felt very painful before falling asleep at night.Not only were his muscles sore, but they were still spasming constantly. His arms, legs, and abdomen were completely useless. Even if he was lying on the bed and moving horizontally, there were waves of heart-rending pain.

His heart rate was a bit irregular, his chest was a little stuffy, and he felt a dull pain. He shook his head reluctantly and felt a little dizzy, so he had to lie down obediently and didn't move.

Yesterday, I was only interested in checking the fitness equipment and how to use it, but forgot to check how to exercise scientifically and rationally. My own plan is also arranged for a full hundred days, and there are tasks every day.

Zhou Beiming sighed and comforted himself: "Hey, the first day should be like this, it seems that tomorrow is a day off, and I'll check the scientific fitness watch again.

He slowly lost consciousness in the heart-piercing pain, he felt that he fell asleep, as if he had a dream, dreamed of what he said, and saw a naked man in front of him, The perspective in my dream is to sit on his waist, move a little, and feel a heated diamond cannon between his legs.

This man couldn't see his face clearly, but he was tall and muscular, with perfect six-pack abs, as if yelling in front of him, come and touch me!So Zhou Beiming saw a hand stretched out from his side, and he couldn't help touching those pieces of meat, which were hard but soft and elastic. He stroked the texture and slowly moved down, touching the smooth and tight waist of the man...

He knew it was a dream, and in a trance, he felt that this strong man was actually himself, so he couldn't help but feel complacent.

Although he doesn't know why he can still touch and see "self" from the perspective of "self", but he really fell in love with the texture of this muscle, and... the majestic diamond cannon in the middle of his leg Also very proud.

so gay?Hehe, just kidding.

Full of pride, he was just about to appreciate it for a while when he was woken up by the sound of a beeping machine.

Hey, where is the sound of the machine coming from?

[The target's living consciousness is not detected, the '365 Tian Niang Cannon Self-Rescue Transformation System' has been successfully activated, and the binding conditions are now detected. ] A mechanical sound sounded word by word.

What's this?Zhou Beiming thought he was still dreaming.

[The host's tragic fate has passed the test. ]

[The 20-year virginity test passed. ]

[I was stimulated to death by the sissy and passed the test. ]

……

[All tests passed, the system binding is successful, your exclusive system intelligent service No. 1111 is going online, I wish you a happy use, goodbye. ]

When the mechanical sound finally stopped, Zhou Beiming opened his eyes, but there was darkness, not the kind of darkness that is usually slightly bright in the dark night, but the depressive blackness of pure darkness, it was too cold, and he turned his eyes again. close.

"Hiss—this..." He tried, but he still couldn't move.

"Hey." A little girl's soft voice suddenly sounded in the darkness, with a little caution, "Master, master?"

Zhou Beiming was terrified, and talked directly to the child in his mind: "Who are you? Am I still dreaming?"

"Master, you're dead, it's not a dream." The little girl replied to him, "I'm going to the mission world soon, don't be afraid, the little angel will accompany you."

"What mission world, who is the little angel?"

"Hey, I'm the little angel." The little girl whispered.

"Then why did I die? What are you doing in the mission world?" Zhou Beiming asked.

"Master, you trained yourself to death. And the master is so pitiful in this world, he died before enjoying the beauty of life, so our system greatly gave the sissy master another 365 days. You don't need to complete the relevant tasks in the mission world Died so early."

"Oh, that's it." Zhou Beiming probably understood. Although he was a little depressed about the fact that he would die after one workout, he could seize the opportunity to live another life anyway.

"Then what is my mission? Also, I'm not a bitch."

Zhou Beiming, as a pure man with capital letters, has a natural aversion to the word sissy.

"Uh... our self-rescue transformation system exists for people like the master~" the little angel explained to him, "The master can gain the approval of male creatures by completing tasks there. Increase the force value, handsome value, With a series of indicators such as trustworthiness and dependence, if you achieve 1111 points in each item, you will become the most handsome, attractive and masculine person in the world."

"Oh? This sounds good. Can't reach the score value?"

"Ah, then the master really has to die!"

Zhou Beiming nodded thoughtfully, then asked.

"Obtain the approval of a male creature?"

"That's right, different males are assigned different grades. The higher the grade, the harder it is to attack. Once successfully obtained, the reward points will be greater."

"Then how do you get their approval?"

"Ah, this needs to be analyzed in detail~ For example, if the master does what they can't do, they will worship the master. Naturally, they have gained their approval. Another example is that they hate you at first, but later they all like you. It’s a kind of recognition.”

"That……"

"Oh master, it's time! We have to go!"

Zhou Beiming still wanted to ask something, but felt that his bed suddenly opened a big black mouth, and there was a gloomy air-conditioning.There was a great force pulling him down, and the falling speed was getting faster and faster. The severe weightlessness made his head dizzy again, and he passed out directly.

He once again had the consciousness of being alive, firstly because of the pain from the place where he was lying on his back.This time, he didn't feel any muscle ache or discomfort, just a little cold. He opened his eyes and saw the boundless starry sky.

The second is the itching caused by the hemp rope on my body.He shook his wrist back and forth, and found that the rope was not tied firmly, and it loosened after a few rubs.

Zhou Beiming sat up with his arms propped up, and his palm just hit a sharp stone. The pain made him gasp, and he untied all the ropes tied to his body and feet a few times before he looked up and looked around.

This is a large barren field. There should have been some crops in the past, but it doesn't look like someone took care of it. If you look at it from a distance, you can't tell the east, west, north, south, and there are endless nights everywhere.The air is really good. It’s been a long time since I saw so many stars in the sky. In his previous world, there was almost no such thing as stargazing at night. Every day was gray, and he didn’t even dare to breathe out when walking outside. ...

"Master, we're here!" The little girl's voice suddenly sounded in the quiet night, making Zhou Beiming tremble and jump up from the ground.

"Then let's find a man to fight with now." He said, since it is a conquest, solving it by force is the easiest way to make the other party agree.

Zhou Beiming lowered his head and patted the dirt on his body, and observed his current general figure by the way.

I don't know the size, but I don't think it's too short. If the line of sight is similar to before, it should be around 180.

He moved his limbs a little bit, squeezed his hands and kicked his legs to feel his muscles, uh... It was similar to before, neither fat nor thin, but definitely not a muscular man.When he was thinking about how to exercise his strength, he stretched out his leg and looked at it. It was quite long and white, and it looked smooth. He didn't know how to touch it... He was secretly happy in his heart.

"I'm ashamed to see, master, what are you thinking, you are a rascal!" The little angel covered his eyes.

Zhou Beiming laughed out loud when he heard this, but suddenly stopped laughing twice, and suddenly lowered his head as if he had just realized something, what kind of clothes is this damn wearing!

The upper body is a blue and white short jacket, which doesn't even reach the waist, just below the chest.There is a belt around the waist, which is tight, but because the waist is very thin, it doesn't feel stuffy.

Covering the legs directly from the waist down is a long flowing gauze dress, also bluish white.It is narrow at the top and wide at the bottom, hanging directly on the ground and covering the feet inside.I don't know if it's just this style or the skirt is torn, but I can see my thighs from the side.

"What kind of clothes are these? In this day and age, men actually dress so coquettishly like a woman."

"Master, this is not men's clothing, it's what women wear."

Zhou Beiming instantly petrified.

"Little angel, this way of rebirth doesn't seem right... right?"

The little angel snorted, checked the system, and said: "That's right. The original body is also called Zhou Beiming, and it's the same birthday as the master. He loves to dress up as a woman, but his family dislikes killing him and dumping his body here. It's the same with the master. The most important thing is that he is a bitch."

"...I'm not a bitch!" Zhou Beiming retorted when he heard the last sentence.

"So master, hurry up and conquer the male creatures... oh master, you are behind!"

Just when Zhou Beiming's heart disliked his clownish predecessor and the fluffy clothes and started to drift away, his little heart was so frightened by the sudden cry that it flew back into his body instantly.

He turned around slowly, and saw an animal with faint green eyes, its hind legs were slightly bent, as if it was ready to pounce on him at any time.

"It's a male wolf! The weakness is that it's very hungry! Killing it can increase its strength!"

The hungry wolf bared its sharp fangs, stuck out its long blood-red tongue, panted, and stared viciously at the prey in front of it.

"How many points do you get for killing?"

"3 points~"

Before Zhou Beiming had more time to communicate with the little angel, the wolf moved, and it rushed towards Zhou Beiming.

"Fuck me! I don't want 3 points!" Zhou Beiming ran away.

The embroidered soles on his feet were very thin, and he felt severe pain when running on the stone corner, but at this moment he couldn't care less, and could only burst out his own small universe and push hard.

The hungry wolf roared and approached quickly, and there was still a certain distance when he spotted the wolf before, but Zhou Beiming didn't dare to count on the sense of security brought by that distance at the wolf's speed.

"Master, left, left!" the little angel shouted.

As soon as Zhou Beiming turned to the left, he felt that the wolf behind him was getting closer and closer to him. He felt a trace of despair in the process of running desperately wearing this strange clothes.

This damn has just come to this world, is she going to be buried in the wolf's mouth before everything starts!

"There seems to be a ditch ahead, master jump!"

Zhou Beiming was so excited that he couldn't care less about the road. It was the little angel who was helping him to see the road ahead. After hearing the order to jump, he jumped up without thinking, imagining the picture of himself flying into the air handsomely, but he still couldn't help it. After thinking about it, he fell straight into the not-so-shallow ravine.

At that moment he was completely desperate.

"I'm fucking that damn skirt!"

Zhou Beiming, who failed because he stepped on the skirt, fell under the moonlight and smashed hard into a pile of dead branches and rotten leaves. There was a lot of crackling, his head was scratched several times by the branches, and finally hit a raised board. On, unfortunately passed out again.

The author has something to say:

A certain wolf was elated: My name is 3 points!

A certain Ming wants to cry but has no tears: I want, I can’t afford/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~