The master is playing hooligan every day [system]

The small pool in his heart was stirred up by the sudden 3 points. Zhou Beiming was now full of fighting spirit, and began to imagine that he would spend the days after 365 days safely. The body of your dreams.

Thinking of his figure, he remembered the dream he had on the day he died, and he really salivated.He now regrets why he didn't go up to lick it before he died.

Zhou Beiming couldn't help but sighed, and shook his head resentfully.

Seeing him shaking his head, Shorty Batou thought that his younger brother was hopeless, so he knelt on the ground and cried loudly, "My poor little brother!"

Zhou Beiming was startled, and quickly knelt down to help him pat his back, rolled his eyes and thought of some comforting words, and said, "Brother, you are crying so much, so there is still hope for my younger brother to recover."

Ao Batou looked through his tearful eyes, as if he really saw a fairy, and the image of this person in front of him suddenly became more handsome in his mind.

"Then, Mr. Li Gao can show you the way."

Zhou Beiming pretended to be thoughtful and difficult to deal with, he hesitated for a long time but did not say why, the short scarred head thought that his sincerity was not enough, and immediately said: "If a master gives a way, I, Liu Datou, will take it ...give all the belongings to the expert to make money, to help the expert walk in the rivers and lakes."

Zhou Beiming frowned, and scolded him with wide eyes: "This is not a matter of money! I have never been a half-immortal for those things outside of me!"

"If my younger brother can be cured, the master will report my name to Qing Yazhuang if he encounters danger when he travels in the rivers and lakes. With my master protecting you, the master will never be bullied again."

Qingyazhuang?Zhou Beiming secretly memorized the name of the village. Walking in the rivers and lakes really needs some backing to bluff people.

When the short scarred head was so moved that his nose burst into tears and he almost kowtowed to call him grandpa, he said leisurely: "It's just that there is an extremely hard-to-find medicine in this secret recipe. If you want to get this Yaoyin...is really a bit dangerous."

"Also ask the master to give instructions."

"This Yaoyin is a once-in-a-thousand-year flower. It doesn't mean that it blooms only once in a thousand years. It blooms once a year and waits for someone who is destined. It is said that it is a once-in-a-thousand-year flower..." He deliberately put it off and coughed Think about how to make it up next, "Because the place where it grows is extremely strange. According to legend, it blooms on the border between Yin and Yang, and is a flower that connects the living and the dead. Once you take it, let alone Lingdi's brain disease, it is The dead can also be resurrected. It's just that the predestined people who can be seen here are often... gone and never returned."

In order to explain how difficult it is to pick this flower, Zhou Beiming froze for himself in this world by fabricating a master, master, and ancestor sect.He said that the master, his ancestor, was just to get this medicine for his sweetheart. He resigned from the teacher and never came back. The danger of picking this flower, he let out a long sigh.

Ao Batou was stunned for a while when he heard it, and he felt a little desperate at the end, but he didn't give up, and asked again: "Then the flower name is..."

Zhou Beiming thought that this person would not ask any more questions after hearing the previous story, because he himself is a bad namer, and he didn't know what kind of name he should give this flower to be worthy of his amazing personality. .

"...Snow Mountain Dried Ice Lotus." After thinking for a long time, he spit out a few words as if he was constipated, and made up a nickname that has been rotten in martial arts novels on cultivating immortals.

The brawny man kneeling on the ground bowed his head and read both sides, then raised his head and there seemed to be a flash of light in his eyes.

"With this flower, my brother will be fine?"

"Well, take it back and mix it with Changbai Mountain ginseng ground into dry powder and drink it with warm water."

Shorty Batou got up from the ground, and a few pieces of hay stuck to his calf, but he didn't care at all, he just clapped his hands and gently helped Zhou Beiming who had been squatting up, and invited him into the room with a good voice, and brought him Hot water snacks are served.Seeing Zhou Beiming washing his face in the hot water basin, he shouted to Han Er outside as if he remembered something: "Han Er, go and get a piece of your clothes for the expert to change into."

After finishing speaking, let Zhou Beiming take a good rest in the room, and call him directly if you need anything.

"Master, master, wisdom value, and trust value are added by 3 each again!"

Zhou Beiming wiped his hands with the linen curtain at the head of the bed, and nodded in relief.

There was a sound of rummaging through boxes and cabinets from the next room, and after a few seconds of silence, Han Er pushed open the door of this room with a bang, put the clothes he had found so hard on Zhou Beiming's table, and came over to undress him for a change superior.

"Hey hey hey, fairies, fairies change clothes."

Zhou Beiming didn't expect that this guy really carried out his elder brother's words verbatim, and even wanted to replace it with his own hands. He shied away a few times, but after all, he couldn't resist the brute force of this fool.

Han Er's hand touched Zhou Beiming's neck, and then paved it down, covering Zhou Beiming's round and smooth shoulders.

"hiss--"

Don't look at these stupid people as a little stunned, but after all, they are also young men who have been working hard for many years with rough and heavy chores. There is a thick layer of calluses on their hands, which are rough and cracked.Rubbing Zhou Beiming's bare shoulders, his eye circles turned red in an instant, and he felt a lot of emotion in his heart, this body is really delicate and tender, just this level of rubbing hurts so much that he almost cried out.

Han Er didn't understand why the expression of the "fairy" in front of him was a bit distorted, and his eyes were still red, but he felt that he had done something wrong, and suddenly he was at a loss, and muttered: "Fairy, fairy..."

The little angel told him about Han Er when he was telling his fortune in the yard.

This man is 24 years old, and he was stupid due to illness the day after tomorrow. The closest and favorite person is his elder brother, but when he sees Zhou Beiming, his condition is unstable, and his heartbeat will speed up inexplicably, especially when he is laughing and calling fairy, his heartbeat is extremely fast.

"Congratulations, master~ A new index for conquering male animals has been opened, male affection! Now 5 points~" The little angel's voice was actually full of excitement.

The meaning of this indicator made Zhou Beiming embarrassed. He coughed dryly, pulled Han Er's hand off his shoulder calmly, and persuaded him softly.

"Han Er, I can change it myself, why don't you go and play with your elder brother?"

As soon as he heard the words "big brother", Han Er smirked, "Big brother, big brother, hey, big brother..." Following Zhou Beiming's hand, he walked out. At the door, he looked at the lonely big brother in the distance, and then at the person holding his hand. Fairy, after hesitating for a while, she went out to look for his elder brother.

Zhou Beiming breathed a sigh of relief, and looked at the clothes that Han Er brought over. Although it was just a pair of coarse trousers and an ordinary unlined jacket, which could not resist the chill of early spring, it was much better than the woman's clothes.Taking advantage of this moment of cleanliness, he quickly took off the woman's clothes on himself and put on men's clothes.

The clothes and trousers are all Han Er’s, and they are too wide to fit on the body. At least the jacket has its own clothesline that can be tied. The trousers... Han Er didn’t bring a waist rope, so he had to turn it over and just change it. The skirt, pulled a piece of cloth and directly strangled the waist.

As soon as he tied up his hair with a rope, imitating the style of the two brothers, the sound of heavy footsteps of Boss Liu came over.

He came in with hot porridge, and was taken aback when he saw Zhou Beiming who was tidying up neatly.This young man is indeed a good-looking talent, his body and face are really good-looking, even he is a man who hates Long Yang's feelings, he can't help but want to look at him more.But it's just a matter of looking at him a few more times, and if he goes deeper, he won't be interested at all. As long as he can...

Boss Liu was excited, his eyes lit up, he put the porridge on the table and said, "Let's have something to eat, I'm sorry for being wronged just now."

The little angel noticed that the short scarred head had an irregular heartbeat, as if something was on his mind, so he told Zhou Beiming.

Zhou Beiming only said that this man was eager to save his brother, and he was fooled into seeing hope, and his heart was a little turbulent, so naturally he didn't take this to heart.

"It's okay, it's okay, we don't know each other if we don't fight!"

He wasn't polite to Boss Liu, after all, he needed more physical strength to support him to leave this ghost place, and he absolutely couldn't do it if he was hungry.So An Ran sat down and drank, and communicated with Boss Liu while drinking.

Boss Liu watched him eat the porridge spoonful by spoonful, and said, "I'll ask Mr. Li Gao to follow me somewhere later."

"Where are you going?" Zhou Beiming took another big mouthful of porridge.

"Our master is very interested in the expert, I will take the expert to meet him."

Zhou Beiming was a little hungry, and the porridge made by this stout old man was quite delicious, and he ate it all.While eating, I asked the little angel in my head: "Can I know the information about Qingyazhuang?"

"Hey, I can't... I can only know the information of people who have been in contact with the master..."

Well, Zhou Beiming sipped porridge and asked Boss Liu: "Why does the owner have such leisure to come and summon us and other untouchables?"

Boss Liu seemed not to have heard the question, talking to himself excitedly.

"Master, there are countless treasures in his family. I remember sending Langxin there a few days ago, and someone just happened to send some dried ice lotus from a snow mountain. What if..."

Zhou Beiming finished his porridge and drank hot water to rinse his mouth. After hearing this, he spit out the water from his mouth and sprayed the excited Boss Liu in front of him.

Boss Liu didn't care about it at all, he simply wiped it away, the slyness in his eyes flashed, and he looked straight at his frightened expression, and he just laughed dryly.

"If, if I give you such a superb beauty to my lord, and then ask my lord for a flower..."

This time Zhou Beiming was no longer gargling in shock. He instinctively realized the danger and patted the table to stand up, but his legs went limp just as he stood up, and he collapsed back on the chair with his head heavy and powerless.

"You... you... drugged me?"

Boss Liu's cheeks were wrinkled when he smiled, and the scar on his forehead became alive, as if a bug with long fingers was lying on his head, grinning with the master's facial nerves.

"The dock master likes to fuck you guys on the bed the most. He will definitely, definitely give me that flower as a reward hahahahaha."

my lord?Is it the owner of Qingya Village?Why don't you call Jesus Mary the Savior Father, and return to our Lord.

Before Zhou Beiming finished complaining, the figure in front of him became blurred, and the outside voice became weaker and weaker. He opened his mouth vigorously but couldn't speak.He didn't faint this time, he just couldn't move, he still had consciousness, but this feeling of powerlessness was no different from fainting.He was depressed in the darkness where he lost his senses, and fainted four times in one day, who else!Who else!

"Master... your intelligence value has been deducted by one point..."

Okay, Zhou Beiming didn't have much heart to admit that he was wrong and didn't say anything.

Boss Liu pushed him a little harder, and Zhou Beiming's limp body slid down the table.Afraid of breaking this stunning face, he hurried over to continue, holding Zhou Beiming's face in his palm and putting him back.After looking at it with satisfaction, he wrapped himself in a quilt and went out to get on the horse.

At first, he was worried that the effect of the drug would pass quickly, so he didn't dare to delay for a while. The non-stop driving on the road was exhausting, but after thinking about it, even if this person was sober, his small body was no match for him at all, so around noon he I am going to find a tavern with fewer family members to rest at will beside the official road.

Tethering the horse to the waiter in the shop, he carried Zhou Beiming into the shop. Just as he was about to serve wine and food to warm up his body after running all the way, there was a girl's clear laughter like silver bells at the door.

Boss Liu, who was tickled by the voice, looked sideways, and just in time saw a girl in red flashing in. The little face was blown by the wind or lined by clothes, red and tender. Bright, vicious light flashed in his eyes, thinking how he could tie this girl home.

This kind of brainless man always moves a little faster than his heart beats.But as soon as he took two steps towards the girl, a sharp needle brushed his face and pierced it, and pierced deeply into the table next to him with a swish.

Boss Liu was still in shock, and looked over tremblingly. It turned out to be just a piece of dry grass with fresh blood stains on it. He touched his face blankly, and sure enough, he touched more blood.

The author has something to say:

Mou Ming: The legendary Ma Zhen is really uncomfortable.

Someone who hasn't shown up yet: Oh?Next time I will take you to try.

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