[Comprehensive] Daily life of dark creatures

Protagonist: I want to take a vacation.Those in power: fight!Protagonist: I have spent more than 3000 years on the battlefield, and I can't even take a vacation?Those in power: You can take a vacation forever if you die!Protagonist: ...Okay, let's die, anyway, it's not the first time.Those in power: ...*Crowd: What kind of creature are you?demon?Evil spirit?monster?Zombie?vampire?Protagonist: Isn't there a better option?All: Put down the keel that you used to stir the pot of chowder for the dead before speaking!Protagonist: ...Would you like a bowl of brain soup?I went to Heaven to buy stewed medicinal herbs, which is guaranteed to be much more delicious than those made with pig brains and monkey brains.Ghost Lantern: Please let me have a bowl.Hannibal: If you want, I can filter out the best quality ingredients for you.Sherlock: No amount of brains can save your goldfish's IQ.Audience: ...Don't change the subject upstairs!What the hell are you? !Protagonist: Ah, I'm just an ordinary dark elf. *Alias ​​Dark Elf Playing Dead on Vacation.Content tags: British and American TV series Traveling through time and space Spirits and ghosts┃ Search keywords: Protagonist: Saffie Elliott/Safie Adams┃ Supporting actors: The Addams Family, Ghost Lamp, Hannibal Lecter, Sherlock Holmes, Voldemort, demons and ghosts