[Comprehensive] Daily life of dark creatures

The author has something to say: monchéri and caramia mean 'dear' in French and Italian respectively. The traditional Gothic nobles are mixed in Spanish, Italian, French and Latin. In the movie, the two couples That's what they call each other.

Also, for the Addams family, when they answered 'unhappy,' that's what we meant by answering 'happy,' so they asked, 'Are you unhappy? ’ is like we’re asking, ‘Are you happy? '

And, the Adams family's good night phrase is 'sleep well'.

"Hey, Safi, it's God's Descent tomorrow night, come to participate?" Across the water mirror, Gomez Adams on the other side was smoking a cigar while playing chess with the minions.

"God will, oh, I haven't participated in two years, the little bastard Fast can really hide, and we haven't been there for so long." Safi lay lazily on the black silk pavement On the bed, after going to Voldemort Manor to sell potions, he rolled back on the bed to enjoy the sweet softness. Every corner of the soft and comfortable bed is specially customized premium products. The comfortable feeling of lying on it makes The laziness in Safi's bones kept pouring out.

"It's all my fault. If I didn't do something wrong because I was jealous of him, Faster wouldn't have run away from home. I don't know when he will forgive me for coming back. I have been waiting for nearly 25 years. It's gone." Gomez looked at the distant sky emotionally, and was comforted by the giant piranha behind him wrapping around his neck.

And the thing opposite Gomes also jumped up and patted his hand, expressing with gestures that everyone misses Faster, and that Faster will definitely be home soon, and Gomes sincerely expressed his gratitude. "Oh, thank you, I don't know how I would have survived these years without you."

My brothers know that Safi, who grew up with Gomez and Fast, knows them very well. The corner of Safi's mouth curled up, and he deliberately conjured up a deep and ethereal voice. "You think that he may have already turned into a half-dead, half-human, half-ghost appearance, so you are greedy."

Before Gomez could answer, Safi continued, his tone as if he was describing some kind of painting. "It may be far more than that. Think about it, just like those zombies in the east that can move freely, half of their bodies are cut open, revealing the internal organs, texture and brain under the pale skin, revealing the most real and eternal to the darkness. The beauty is frozen on the canvas of time and space.”

Gomez couldn't help thinking about it following Safi's words. In his mind, it was probably not the first time he had imagined such a scene. "Oh! Satan! Stop tempting me!"

"Oh, Saffy, stop torturing him, that's my job." Mortisa Adams came in with a graceful smile, she was here to feed her pet, she was holding a big bowl of raw meat Slowly feed it to your baby pet piranha.

"Caramia, Tish~ I am willing to be tamed by you forever." Seeing his beloved wife coming, Gomez immediately stood up and wrapped his arms around his wife's slender waist, took her hand and kissed her. After a while, the loving couple The dog-abusing couple for thousands of years has started their unilateral mental abuse again.

Safi couldn't help rolling his eyes after looking at it for a while, and he simply lowered his head to look at the only thing that was still free. "Fuck, tell Toddler and Auntie not to prepare my share of food, thank you."

Toy made an 'ok' gesture. Although he was just a non-speaking palm, there was no obstacle in communicating with the Adams family.

If there is one point that Safi is not satisfied with the Adams family, it is their dark cuisine, not the one that tastes terrible, but because it is very ugly and sticky from a visual point of view. Vitality, so it looks unpalatable.

Vitality, yes, the dishes in the Adams family are all alive. After putting them on the plate, you can play with a knife and fork before eating, or eat while playing. You poke them, and they will dodge flexibly under the sauce!As a result, the traditional dining mode of the extremely playful Adams family has changed to play first and then eat.

"Oh, what a pity, let's forget about other things, but you really don't want to try Mom's specialty dishes?" Mortisa recommended to Safi as always.

"Yeah, it's a pity you don't try it! The taste is really great! Especially the eyes, it's unbelievably smooth after one bite! The sauce is also specially made by my mother, it's unique! You can't eat it anywhere else." Ge Mace is also highly recommended.

Being recommended by them year after year, Safi was inexplicably tempted. Even though the so-called specialty dish looked like a giant vegetable worm covered with olive puree, he held back. Aroused by curiosity, he pretended to ponder and thought for a while. "Well, if there are only eyeballs, I can try it."

"Mom will be very happy." Mortesa laughed and exchanged a kiss with her husband, and the two were tired again.

Safi didn't go to see the couple, he suddenly thought of another thing, because when it came to food, a figure he wanted to invite for a long time came to his mind, taking advantage of the opportunity of returning to the United States, he might as well drop by Pay a visit, and if the situation permits, you can also pay back the favor you have been invited many times.

"Last year, I met a new friend who was very good at making all kinds of delicacies from offal. He is not only good at making delicacies from all over the world, but also has excellent personal charm. He has a deep and deep understanding of music and other arts. Unique taste in fighting, fencing, oh, and anatomy, all excellent! He lives in Baltimore now, and I would like to invite him to my house when I get the chance."

"Then you might as well invite him to participate in the séance. I also want to make this year's séance even more grand. What do you think? monchéri." Mortisa said, looking at her husband.

Of course Gomes will not refuse. "Of course, so maybe our chances of finding Fast will increase a lot, Caramia, your decision is the most unpleasant." The two began to talk sweetly and sticky again.

Hearing this proposal, Safi thought about it, but in terms of time, it should be too late, because the other party is a famous psychiatrist, who pays special attention to etiquette and time, so it is better to make an appointment at least one week in advance, so he said. "No, let's do it next time. Maybe we can invite it to the Halloween party, which will be more grand."

"Alright." Gomez and Mortesa smiled at each other. "See you tomorrow night then."

Safi responded lazily, then closed the mirror, and lay down for a while before he got up unsteadily, went to the desk and sat down, took out a stack of special milky white letter paper and began to write.

'Dear Dr. Hannibal Lecter—Thank you for your many invitations to taste the delicacies you made yourself. Before the most important festival of the year comes, I hope I can have the honor to invite you to my home. If If you have time, please spare me your Halloween night, I will be very honored! — from your friend Saffie Adams. '

He folded the letter paper, put it into a pure black envelope, and wrote the address in sterling silver, "Voodoo, send the letter." As soon as he finished speaking, the letter on the table disappeared from the room. Fei sent the letter directly to the voodoo downstairs, and voodoo will naturally arrange the following things.

After writing the letter, Safi sat lazily for a while, got up and walked to the secret passage behind the closet. There is a curved slide leading to the ground in the secret passage. Like the manor of my family, the underground river is under the manor. Part of it was transformed into a secret treasure house and a playground, while the underground of Safi Manor was transformed by him into a place for planting various hell vegetation.

As far as plants are concerned, apart from the vegetation from the aesthetic point of view of normal elves, the rest are the vegetation from hells in various countries that Safi loves the most. Normal vegetation is planted on the ground because they need sunlight, while those from hell Vegetation does not require sunlight, but requires special energy and nutrients, so it is planted underground.

And because the environment, soil and climate of hell are very different from those of the present world, it is most convenient to arrange a place similar to a different hell environment with great fanfare. The entire underground botanical garden has been set up with a magic barrier by Safi. Any intelligent creature other than humans can enter and exit, even the gods in this plane are restricted by magical barriers.

Although there are gods in this plane, and there are heaven, hell, and secular divisions, it is essentially just a demonic plane. Of course, this rating is relative to Orcosa's rating.

A plane with a complex magic system and an extremely large belief system of gods like Orcosa is considered a high-magic plane. Their gods are all evolved from low-level and have huge power, so they have the confidence to keep going Invading other planes, and most of the gods in this plane are accumulated by people's beliefs, and a few rely on the accumulation of natural blood. noodle.

If this plane is discovered by a plane as powerful as Orcosa, it is inevitable to be invaded and ruled, because they are too weak.

In the past, Safi didn't feel so deeply about the power limitation of the plane. One is because he is far from reaching the level of a god in Orcosa, and the other is because of the existence of a divine weapon that blesses huge magic power like a crossover device. When letting him fight across borders, he will not feel oppression or resistance from another plane.

Therefore, his previous protection and suppression of the world were just concepts. However, after he came to this new plane, as time went by, his strength slowly recovered to one-third of his previous life. At this time, he felt the huge difference between planes and planes, and understood why god-level existences never go to planes below the high-level planes.

In recent years, Safi has gradually touched the boundaries of the world's rules. It doesn't take another few years for Safi to imagine that he will become in the future. Accidentally used too much force to pierce the protective film of the plane, leaking the location of the plane.

Even if the world consciousness has recognized him for many years, if he can't carefully restrain his strength, if he makes a small sign of going out of line, the world consciousness will probably fight to drive him away even at the cost of serious injury. Go out of this plane.

But he also had to restore his strength. For a long time, strength has been the foundation of his life and standing. Rather than harboring good hopes and hoping that this plane will not be discovered by powerful beings, it is better for him to become stronger himself. When facing an invasion, he has the strength to resist. If he can recover to the full level of his previous life before that, then he only needs to join the invading forces and ask to take control of this plane.

No force would reject such a small request from a strong man, which can be said to be a self-exposed weakness. After all, this plane is not the one with abundant resources. From the perspective of forces on the high-level plane, this place can be said to be barren. Using such a small plane to bribe Safi, no matter which powerful force it is, it will not feel a loss.

Safi has never misjudged his own strength. The huge force he belonged to in his previous life was one of the thirteen powers at the apex of the universe, and he is a general level capable of suppressing a high-level plane. Famous all over the world, he is still famous for not loving power struggles, and he will not cultivate any confidant forces until his death.

He used to be the kind who only cared about himself. Anyway, even if the high-level internal fighting pushed him to the most vicious place, he had to be honestly given a lot of resources every quarter, and he had to be invited to go when the top powers were fighting. , This is the advantage of being strong, no one dares to provoke him easily, so that he finally collapsed in the game.

It is really annoying not being able to use one's own power completely freely. Compared with the past, this is actually another form of restraint, but now Safi thinks it can be tolerated, for the sake of food and wine, sleep and enjoyment , then it is worthwhile to strictly restrain your own strength.

But Safi himself is also very clear that he cannot endure forever. Compared with human beings, his life is almost infinite. Seek blood and excitement on the battlefield.

Regarding his nature, when he was still young, his mentor had already made an evaluation, saying that he was a little bastard who could never settle down, was greedy, selfish, cold, self-centered, and self-righteous.Although he was very unconvinced, Safi also had to admit that his mentor was correct, but he always felt very uncomfortable being poked at the dark part of the center by the other party.

However, after he has struggled for thousands of years, he has already completely accepted all his shortcomings. Anyway, he can't change it. The worst is like this. How could it be worse? ?Anyway, there is no fear of darkness on the battlefield, there is darkness everywhere, and no one is more noble than the other.

On the battlefield, shortcomings are not necessarily wrong. At some point, those so-called shortcomings can often save your life. The cruel reality always favors those who are independent.

After passing through all kinds of carnivorous plants and monster plants, Safi came to a small field of snapdragons. He floated a huge water pot and watered the snapdragons leisurely. Swaying happily.

After hearing about the delicacy and specialness of snapdragon grass from Lilith, he immediately went to the Japanese Hell to buy snapdragon grass. The evil ghost from the other party learned a lot of techniques for planting hell vegetation, and now many of the vegetation in his underground courtyard were recommended by that evil ghost.

In exchange, Safi will send a detailed summary of improvement plans or drug research experience related to hell plants to the other party every quarter. According to the other party, the information is very useful, allowing him to effectively improve the Japanese Hell Heaven Punishment Pot. The formula and cooking time, now the effect of the Heaven's Punishment Pot is several times that of the past.

"Although I don't know who would buy a soup like the Heaven's Punishment Pot to drink, but it seems to be a very powerful thing. Why don't you buy some when you go to hell next time, maybe your family will like it... Ah! Could it be that everyone bought it out of curiosity like me? It seems that everyone is very busy."