Doggy players have no desire to survive

In the next few days, the South Korean division finally dragged their feet to select their representative team. Among them was the veteran team YH, and another branch team, XNU, was a rookie in the past two years.

During this period of time, the three teams participating in the World Invitational Tournament were all busy collecting information on their opponents. The three managers formed a group to discuss the departure time. By the way, they tried to get some clichés from others, but they found out that the public information collected by the three teams was all the same. Almost, the private action should not be said, it can't be used even if it is killed, so they each withdrew their magic powers, and stopped the verbal sword with the gun and the stick.

After consultation, the three teams in the mainland division reached an agreement to prepare to go there one week in advance to adapt to the environment and adjust the time difference.The QA team in Guangdong set off first to Pudong International Airport to meet EG and Fly, and then the three teams took the same plane to Europe.

Zhou Zheng didn't go with the club's car, but took half a day off. He didn't know what he was doing, but he was the last one to arrive at the airport.

We are all old rivals, and when we meet, we will inevitably hurt each other to show our greetings, "This time I will kill you" and "Buy fireworks in advance and prepare to release them when you retire" and ask the neighbors "Have you eaten?", "Are you married?" and "How much is your salary" have become daily greetings of the same nature.

The team leader sent by the General Administration of E-sports is still the one who led them at PAI. I haven't seen him for a few months. The top of this gentleman's head is much thicker visible to the naked eye.

As soon as Zhou Zheng saw the team leader, he abandoned a bunch of plastic brothers, greeted him like an old acquaintance, and asked him what shampoo he used recently.

"To tell you the truth, our manager loses her hair every day. The imported ginger shampoo I bought for her last time was useless. What kind of maintenance methods do you use for your thick hair?"

"No matter what method you have, it's useless in front of you old man Zhou Shen. After all, you have the special effect of plucking the wild goose's hair." The team leader looked at Zhou Zheng sadly, and said in his heart that he would stay with you and hope that his hair would be safe and sound. ?

Impossible, does not exist.

There is no direct flight from Shanghai to Berlin, and a transfer is required.In order to save...for a reasonable economic budget, the organizer booked them a night flight. They got on the plane at nearly twelve o'clock and transferred from Frankfurt Airport to Tegel Airport in Berlin in the early morning.

"Luggage is direct, and people have to transfer, what's the point?" Zhou Zheng said helplessly, "Why don't we just put us in the suitcase."

"Why didn't you say to send international express." Chen Meiyi gave him a blank look.

Shen Yao said with a half-smile, "Then it is estimated that whoever receives this 'big item' will refuse a visa."

Zhou Zheng hooked Shen Yao's neck with a sullen face, and played with his hair with one hand.Su Luo secretly photographed the back of the two fighting, and posted it on Weibo before boarding the plane. CP fans ushered in spring again, and Manager Chen burst into tears again.

Before boarding the plane, everyone adjusted their mobile phones and watches to Berlin time. In the first few hours, everyone pinched each other's thighs and tried to wake each other up. They were eagerly looking forward to bedtime, and fell asleep as soon as they closed their eyes.After getting off the plane, I stayed in Frankfurt Airport for more than two hours. When the transfer announcement was played on the radio, none of the group of people reacted. It was the translator invited by the E-sports Administration to wake everyone up one by one.

Tegel Airport is the main international airport of Berlin, the capital of Germany. It is located in Tegel in the Leinickendorf district of Berlin. It is about eight kilometers northwest of the urban area. It is currently the busiest of the two commercial airports in Berlin. .

The sky was dark, and a few stars could be seen faintly.After getting out of the hatch, Shen Yao turned on his phone and looked at the time. The lock screen showed more than three o'clock in the morning—Berlin time, and Beijing time should be after nine o'clock in the morning.

There were not many people at the airport at this time, and just as they got off the plane, they yawned and saw a group of foreigners disembarking from another flight. The blond young man walking at the front with his head held high looked familiar.

"This native blond hair looks much better than the captain's later dyed hair." Su Luo commented.

"It's from the Americas." Zhao Huachao said, "At the front is the American team TIGER. Their old captain, Jacks, retired years ago. The new captain, Bill, is proud and proud. He is determined to make his mark on the world stage. Let them remember to be careful. And he is very good at marksmanship, and he can compete with the Thai macho...Here, it is the blond haired one."

As soon as Zhou Zheng heard the word "just", he immediately gave up the idea of ​​going up to greet him, and turned his head to pat Fang Yuan on the shoulder, "Comrade, the task of defeating US imperialism is entrusted to you!"

"Get lost." Fang Yuan slapped his paw away, "Before attacking the US Emperor, I will hit you first, lest you just sit and reap the benefits."

"Am I such a wretched person?!" Zhou Zheng protested.

All the professional players present said in unison: "Don't you think you are not?!"

Bill, the captain of the US team, also saw the Chinese team. He turned his head and said a few words to the team leader in charge of the Americas division. "

It's not a good thing to hear.

Shen Yao squinted his eyes, thinking that this person was so "high-minded and arrogant" that he was so arrogant that he picked the wrong person.

Once, the captain of a Korean team deliberately learned a few Chinese national curses before the competition. He didn't understand the essence and desperately provoked EG. Then he was sniped by Zhou Zheng long-range during the game and doubted his life. The captain collapsed on the spot.Since then, no one has dared to scold Zhou Zheng in half-baked Chinese. The foreign captains wisely gave up learning Chinese and switched to English or their own mother tongue—anyway, as long as Zhou Zheng can’t understand it.

It seems that Captain Bill has been popularized in advance about the precautions for a certain Zhou surnamed animal.

The Chinese interpreter sneaked to the back of the team as if hiding from disaster, and hid behind Zhang Ziyang with his head in his arms, so as not to be caught by Captain Zhou.He got an order from the team leader early in the morning - he didn't need to translate anything related to EG Zhou's captain, except for press conferences and other necessary occasions.

Zhou Zheng really couldn’t understand, any language other than Chinese was bird’s language to his ears, but the expression language and font language are common all over the world, the difficulty of finding a translator and language barrier could not stop Zhou Zhengxiang from communicating with people from all over the world. Brothers exchange hearts of affection.

"Oh, brother, you are too polite. There is no competition yet, so you can't just admit defeat and call Dad, can't you? Little idiot—by the way, do you know? In China, idiot is another name for friends, balabala..." Zhou Zheng said in his heart. The U.S. team made a serious note. On the surface, they hugged Captain America's shoulders enthusiastically, leaving an extremely harmonious, friendly and plastic brotherhood in the shot of following the younger brother.

Bill: "..." What is he talking about?

Gan, this is no way to communicate.

"Why don't I come, I can also speak a little English... shit and fuck. Although it's not as good as a sixth-level player like Yaoyao..." Yan Xiyue raised his hand to recommend himself, but was kicked by Chen Meiyi to the team The rear, lest this group of people run to foreign friends one by one to show their eyes.

Su Luo poked Zhang Ziyang's shoulder, "Ziyang, how is your English?"

Zhang Ziyang: "Level four...passed the line."

Yan Xiyue, who has never scored more than [-] points in the fourth grade test: "..."

Thanks to Manager Chen for his loving kick, at least he didn't let him go out to embarrass himself.

Shen Yao asked Zhou Zheng: "What do you want to tell him?"

Zhou Zheng let go of Bill, who was dizzy from the chanting, shrugged, and said indifferently: "I just want to praise their running spirit, and thank them for their delivery in advance... Isn't this our routine friendly greeting to other teams before the game?" ?”

Friendly sir!

It was too late for Chen Meiyi to stop her, so Shen Yao said something to Bill in English, then turned to her and said, "It's okay, I just translate what the captain said."

Captain Bill's green face obviously did not say so.

Chen Meiyi: "..."

It's okay, your grandma has a leg!

You touched your conscience and said... oh, I forgot, you have no conscience for a long time.

Seeing that Shen Yao left Captain America angrily, Ning Yu came over, first gave Shen Yao a thumbs up, and then looked at Zhou Zheng inexplicably, "Old Zhou, I say you should learn some English too, when the time comes the reporter will At the meeting, are you still going to embarrass yourself with 'Sorrowful Five Goose Falling Mother'?"

Zhou Zheng rolled his eyes and muttered, "Papa didn't even pass his mother tongue, yet he asked me to learn a foreign language? Are you kidding me or am I kidding?"

Lao Yang said with a smile: "So he is the boss of 'the sunset and the solitary bird fly together, the autumn water is the same color as the sky', and you are the carved silk of 'look, there is a big bird on the water, and it can fly'."

"Old man, you have lived for so many years, have you seen such a handsome figure like your dad?" Zhou Xuezha was not ashamed, but proud, and took the lead to walk outside the airport.

However, after two steps, Zhou Zheng turned back resentfully, and asked Zhao Huachao to lead the way despite the malicious ridicule of the crowd.Because he didn't recognize any of the street signs on the bird language signs except letters and punctuation marks.

Ning Yu yawned, and glanced at the figures of the American division team, "Why aren't they sleepy? They are so energetic that they can peacock their tails at any time..."

"It's still after nine o'clock in the evening in the United States at this time... Have you ever seen any Internet addicted youth go to bed so early?" Lao Yang rubbed his eyes, then turned to look at EG who was equally energetic, "Why aren't you sleepy?"

"Do you think everyone is the same as you? Go to bed early in the morning and get up at noon?" Zhou Zheng squinted at him, "We had already started training while you were having breakfast, now you know where the gap is?"

"Then just wait, this time the game is at twelve o'clock in the morning according to China's time, it's useless even if you're jet-lagged." Lao Yang gloated, "Don't just fall asleep on the bench because you're too sleepy! "

Zhou Zheng sneered, "I'm a professional."

Zhao Huachao stared at the familiar airport for a while. When he was still in the DEV team, they would board the plane here every time they went abroad for competitions.

"Coach?" Zhou Zheng stretched out his hand and shook it in front of his eyes.

"Huh?" Zhao Huachao came back to his senses, "Aren't you leaving yet? Do you want to play in case you catch a cold?"

"Yes yes yes." Zhou Zhengle said, "Let's go now."

The airport's unique hexagonal hollow terminal design allows passengers to walk from the plane to the terminal with a shortest walking distance of only 30 meters, and there is no need for a shuttle bus.

The car sent by the organizer was waiting in the parking lot, and the three teams got into the car. After arriving at the hotel, the team leader took the translator to the front desk to show the certificate of participation, took the room card and returned to distribute it to the players and support staff.

With the biological clock of the Chinese team, few people can lie down and fall asleep at [-] o'clock in the morning. Day trips—dissuaded by the empty streets outside again.

The telephone card and the exchanged euro logistics are all prepared, so the players don't need to worry about it.There are relatively few large-denomination euros in circulation in the German market. Some small and medium-sized stores do not accept those with a denomination of more than [-]. The logistics also went to the bank to exchange a lot of euros with a denomination of less than [-].

Chen Meiyi came out of her room and delivered phone cards and cash to EG's ancestors one by one. When she walked to the door of Zhou Zheng and Shen Yao's room, she subconsciously walked lightly.It's a pity that the hotel's sound insulation is so good, she lay on the door and listened for a long time but didn't hear anything, so she knocked on the door.

This time there was a voice inside, and it took half a minute for Zhou Zheng to shout: "The door is unlocked, come in directly."

Chen Meiyi was not polite to him, and directly pushed the door open.

In the hotel room, the two gods of EG are sitting side by side at the table, one person and one laptop are practicing double row, and they don't forget to start the live broadcast to mix the time.

"...My old lady specially changed the big bed room for you, but you didn't do anything else during the day, but play games here?" Chen Meiyi stared at the skydiving screen on the screen, speechless for a long time, and didn't know that she wanted something out of it. What's the matter, I still don't want these two people to show their lives again.

This is probably the irreconcilable contradiction between decent people and CP fans.

Zhou Zheng and Shen Yu looked at her blankly, and asked in unison: "Otherwise?"

Chen Meiyi: "..."

Come on, you guys are awesome, you won.

Chen Meiyi shook her head, put down the euros and phone cards they had changed for them, and went out for a few steps, when she suddenly felt something was wrong - she remembered that there seemed to be a leather belt on the ground beside the bed just now...

Playing games is not about going to bed and fighting to applaud for love, why untie your belt?

No, wait a minute, they started a live broadcast just now, maybe before...

Chen Meiyi didn't care about thinking about the waistband, and rushed back to the room at a speed of 800 meters to find a post on the Weibo forum on her mobile phone.

Fortunately, the major online communities are calm, and her hair survives for the time being.

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Chen Meiyi: I was wrong, they are not prudish and dishonest, but small and big dishonest

PS "Diaosi" is not a typo by me, but because "尸桂" has become a single-character mask, and a single word is also "□□", so it is replaced with "盘", everyone understands it