Doggy players have no desire to survive

A few days before the start of the game, the coaches of each team did not assign training tasks to the players. The only thing written on the schedule was eating and sleeping, and the rest of the time was free to arrange.

However, this enviable life of pigs did not make the contestants feel much happiness.

Jet lag is a painful process, and every aspect of physiology has to adapt to time—that is, being woken up to eat when you are sleeping soundly, and you can only drink cold water when you are too hungry to fall asleep.

A group of people spent two or three days in a chaotic life with upside-down day and night before they could be regarded as keeping up with the pace of Berlin.Sausage, potato, bread and lasagna are served in turn. The excess calories make people miss the beautiful motherland very much.But thinking of going back to this inhuman jet-lagged life again, even Zhou Zheng didn't have a good face.

As we all know, Zhou Shen always wants to have some fun when he is unhappy, and let others be unhappy for him.After all, it is better to be alone than to be happy, and it is better to eat melon seeds and watch the crowd be happy.

But Shen Yao hadn't gotten up yet, Zhou Zheng looked left and right, all he could see were foreigners, and none of them could be... played with him, the only Chinese - Conan from Fly saw Zhou Zheng looking towards him While watching, he immediately stuffed the remaining sausage into his mouth, puffed his cheeks and ran away, not forgetting to send the dinner plate to the cutlery recycling cabinet before leaving.

Zhou Zheng: "..."

What are you doing?

Is there any compatriot love?

In view of the limited conditions in a foreign country, Zhou Zheng repeatedly poked the baked potatoes on the plate, reluctantly lowered the standard, and logged on to his Weibo account to entertain himself.He swiped through the Chaohua community of "Zhou Yi" CP, saw the yellow text and yellow pictures, liked and reposted a lot, felt that something was missing, so he activated the "discovery group" function.

Zhou Zheng scrolled down and found a group related to EG. Just as he was about to take a closer look to see if there was a CP group, a very familiar avatar suddenly popped up.He took a closer look—isn't this the ticket for a certain painter to "get on the bus" during the All-Star Game in March?

I don't know how it passed the trial, but that's it!

When Zhou Zheng clicked to send the application, he thought about it carefully, quit and changed his Weibo nickname to "Sunny is my body/lower subject", and then came back to apply for joining the group.

This is really a nickname for CP fans, and the administrator quickly approved Zhou Zheng's application.Due to the nickname problem, Zhou Zheng finally saw the "public anger" he wanted.

[First Lady of Zhou Shen]: Fuck?this name?Sister, are you drifting away or my husband can't hold the sniper/shot/gun anymore?

[Are my husband and my husband's man sleepy]: Why is there another chicken? ! [Bring up my 40-meter killing chicken knife.jpg]

【Yaoshen's waist is the prettiest】: Administrator, I protest!Don't let chickens in all the time, okay?My 24k chicken coop is not enough!

[Camera in Zhou Yao's room]: It's okay!I have a pig cage here!

Zhou Zheng deeply felt the enthusiasm of the sisters, which he never got from the group of plastic brothers, so his typing speed was almost equal to his hand speed when he was young and strong.

【Sunny is my body/below】: Thank you sisters for your welcome, but it’s just a nickname. Our god Zhou is a magnanimous, tolerant and mature man, so he probably won’t care.

The group was quiet for a second, and the group members made unbelievable voices one after another.

[Are you three years old or are you three years old]: Tolerant and mature? [I was so scared that my head fell off.jpg]

[Camera in Zhou Yu's room]: Hello?sisters?Are we fans of the same God of Zhou? [Black question mark.jpg]

[Did the double S combination send out sugar today]: Sister, wake up, what is blinding your eyes?

[Sunny is my body/subordinate]: @周神第一夫妈 This sister has not been named by Zhou God and asked to change her name. Isn't this a manifestation of Zhou God's tolerance?

[First Lady of Zhou God]: No, sister, this is just Zhou Shen's favorite fan, and has nothing to do with tolerance.

[Is my husband and my husband's man sleepy yet]: @Sunny is my sister/lower sister, you know the big brother who threatened to play role-playing with his girlfriend last time and bought his girlfriend the same team uniform as the God of God? What happened afterwards?

[Yaoshen's waist is the prettiest]: Tsk tsk, that big brother is miserable, he was found on Weibo by the age of three through a certain treasure account, and chatted privately!After chatting with Zhou Shen, he also posted a screenshot. Although it was deleted later, I almost saved the evidence! [image.jpg]

[Are my husband and my husband's man sleepy?]: We have a private chat with God Zhou... Tsk, anyway, I don't want to chat with him at all, I still want to see him chat with his man.

[Stop being a girlfriend fan]: What's wrong with my big Zhou God? !Isn't it just that I was a little beaten when I spoke, my desire to survive was a little weak, I was a little coquettish when I was a human being, and I let myself go a little bit when I was not a human being...? !

[Did the double-S combination send out sugar today]: I can't bear to see the sisters "clicking" upstairs.

Zhou Zheng in the spy screen had indifference written all over his face.

You must not know who you are speaking ill of your god of the week.

At this time, the group of friends who hadn't bubbled up before came out and said something fair. It turned out that they were looking at the Weibo of the new sister.

[I'm Yaoshen 98k]: Don't worry, everyone, I raped this sister's Weibo just now, and this is really a pure? Zhou Yao CP fan—a purebred.

[Please go to EG from the Civil Affairs Bureau]: Even tore away a large group of Yashen cultists and black fans.

[Single dog is also calling for Zhou Yu today]: I'm so fucking stunned, isn't this the sister who tore up Heizi, the God of God, with me last month? !Sister, wake up!For the safety of your eyes and your life, go and change your nickname!

[Yaoshen's close personal nephew]: Sisters!Zhou Shen is a three-year-old president who makes people go bankrupt at the slightest disagreement!Sister, listen to us!Change your name quickly!We cannot lose such an excellent comrade-in-arms as you!

Zhou Zheng's typing speed has surpassed his hand speed when he was young and strong. When Coach Zhao saw it, he would probably slap him on the forehead to save him a little use of his hands.

[Sunny is my body/lower subject]: It’s okay, sisters, don’t worry, when God Zhou comes, I can provide him with various new positions.for example……

[Sunny is my body/lower subject]: Press Shen Yao against the floor-to-ceiling window from behind, sandwiching his whole body between the glass and Zhou Zheng.Zhou Zheng's knee was pressed against Shen Yao so that he couldn't close his legs.Shen Yao's whole body was weak, he could only cry and call his brother, begging Zhou Zheng to be gentle with his voice.

[Sunny is my body/below subject]: In a moment of gaochao, Shen Yao raised his neck, opened his mouth but couldn't make a sound, curled up his fingers, and scratched the wall with his nails.Zhou Zheng noticed this and covered the back of his hand to prevent him from splitting his nails.

【Sunny is my body/bottom subject】: Zhou Zheng stepped out and turned Shen Yao over so that he could see his face from the front.Zhou Zheng dipped a little of the thick zhuoye with his finger, and gently wiped it on Shen Yao's lips.Shen Yao's sanity had been shattered a long time ago, and now he was looking at him blankly, and subconsciously licked a little yeti from his lips.

[Sunny is my body/lower subject]: It took Shen Yao a long time to react, and he blinked his eyes, "Why don't you wear a condom?!" If it weren't for his weakness at this time and he could only rely on Zhou Zheng to support him, he might be able to kick him. His husband kicked him out of the window.

[Sunny is my body/bottom subject]: Zhou Zheng squinted his eyes, "That's right, how much you're pregnant will affect the game..." "Get out!" Shen Yao's face suddenly turned dark, and he pulled up his pants in a standard manner to deny anyone.

The news from "Sunny is my body/lower subject" flashed across the screen for a while, and the wheels turned quickly, driving everyone to the edge of the city.The group of friends looked dumbfounded, and no one thought of shouting "stop" for a while.

If Zhou Zheng's Chinese teacher was lucky enough to see this scene, he would definitely feel that he was blind at the beginning and missed a great writer who might win the Nobel Prize.

【Yaoshen's waist is the most beautiful】: [Shivering.jpg] Why is this sister so proficient?

[I'm Yashen 98k]: [Shivering.jpg] Why can this sister post a video?

[Are my husband and my husband's man sleepy]: Ah, this wonderful car skill!Do the sisters write? !

[Civil Affairs Bureau, please go to EG yourself]: What new positions do you offer... You two will drive to the Great Hall of the People if you collide together.

【Candyissweet】: ...as if you have seen it with your own eyes.

[Did the double S combination send out sugar today]: Yes!I just said something was wrong!

[Camera in Zhou Yao's room]: The picture is too strong!Sister, are you stealing my job? !

[I want to hear Zhou Shen's love♂love story]: Thanks to the new sister @Sunny for providing the material!sisters!My homepage newly released Zhou Yi CP quick paint!Ask for likes, comments and forwarding! [category][picture]

Zhou Zheng was amused when he saw it.

Isn't this the painter Da Da himself who bought the ticket to get on the bus? !

change!Must turn!

Zhou Zheng felt that something was missing after liking, commenting and reposting three consecutive times, so he changed into his large size with a yellow V and reposted the first Weibo on the homepage of "Sunny is my body/understander".

EG-SweetV

From the iPhone client 20 seconds ago on July 7, 22XX

Give the painter a lot of heart and heart [love] I will work hard //@Sunny is my body/bottom subject: This position can reach the stomach in one step, but it still needs to work hard to get the goods out of the mouth! [Saliva]//@我想听听周神爱♂love story: The inspiration comes from the new sister in the group @Sunny is my brain hole! [Speed ​​painting.jpg][Chat screenshot.jpg]

Zhou Zheng's Weibo was like water poured into magma, and the majority of fans immediately exploded.

However, this is not over yet, Zhou Zheng seems to have found the fun of fine points, he actually switched back and forth between the big and small accounts, and chatted with himself, showing his strength what it means to drive without sensitive words.

The CP group he just joined instantly turned into a lemon essence tea party scene, every sister said "I can be single but Zhou Yi must get married", in fact, Zhou Zheng just turned over his trumpet brand, and a group of werewolves immediately bombarded him with news , As a result, Zhou Zheng's super-high-performance mobile phones were all stuck when he clicked on the trumpet message.

As soon as Chen Meiyi woke up, the news from the public relations department on her mobile phone filled the screen, and she rushed all the way to the restaurant before washing her face.

"Master Zhou Zheng! How can you die if you don't come up with something for a day?!"

"No! But I will be very unhappy!" Zhou Zheng tried to avoid it, but failed.

The power value of women when angry is often inversely proportional to their size.Chen Meiyi laughed back angrily, grabbed Zhou Zheng's ear and dragged him away. Zhou Zheng didn't even have time to look at the 99+ news carefully.

All the people I met along the way were watching this new pair of dominatrixes and handsome Gao in amazement. Ning Yu had just come out of the small Internet cafe provided by the organizer. He smiled kindly and said, "God Zhou is so flirtatious! If the Nobel Prize doesn't set up a flirtatious chicken award, it will be a waste of talent!"

"What's wrong with me? Is it preventing you from eating shit?" Zhou Zheng still didn't forget to sneer back when he was in prison.

In the group, Zhou Zheng has not been bubbling, and he has not responded to private chats. The burning fire has not been continuously irrigated by the oil field, so the turmoil has gradually subsided. A group of CP girls who have been picking sugar all the year round removed the blinding filters and found something strange .

[Did the double-S combination send out sugar today]: Wait a minute... Why is God Zhou so polite today?Are you chatting happily in the comment area?

[Civil Affairs Bureau please go to EG yourself]: I knew that the two of them had similar tastes... Ahhh, they are confidants of each other.

[Yaoshen's close personal nei nei]: Didn't he talk about that sister in private when he saw this nickname?

[Yaoshen's waist is the prettiest]: Don't say it, I waited for more than ten minutes, but I still haven't waited for the chat screenshot of Zhoushen tearing up and swearing to change his name and start a new life.

【Candyissweet】:...

[Camera in Zhou Yao's room]: So... who the hell is this?

They said so many bad things about Zhou Zheng just now, is it too late to withdraw it? !

The group was completely silent at this moment, even more silent than when Zhou Zheng was driving on the spot. Everyone felt that their lives were like candles in the wind.

The single girl deserves to be the warrior who fought with Zhou Zheng to tear Heizi apart, breaking the silence tremblingly.

[Single dog is also calling for Zhou Yu today]: ... So, so ... the day before yesterday I fought side by side with my idol, on the front line of tearing up Hei Zi?Wait, let me place an order for quick-acting heart-rescuing pills...

[First Lady of Zhou Shen]: So... @Sunny is my body/below Zhou, Zhou Shen?is that you [Cute][Love][Show cute]

[Yaoshen's close personal nephew]: Madam suddenly changed from a female hooligan to a lady...fuck!Wait, let me change my name first!Zhou God, you have to believe that I am innocent!I did not see anything!

Successfully saved the ears from Zhou Zheng, who was about to go back to the room from Manager Chen, holding the room card in one hand and not swiping it: "..."

He's probably the fastest loser in history.

Fu*k said nothing about the vest that I flirted with.

【Sunny is my body/lower subject】: I believe the sisters upstairs didn't see anything, otherwise I would have to chat with you.

This time the news in the group is much slower. Maybe the idol is too close to the life of the fans, and the fans don’t know what to say; or maybe it’s because everyone is looking forward to something new from Zhou Shen, and they can’t bear to swipe the screen for a while. Too fast for God Zhou to talk about it.

【I'm Yashen 98k】: [Weak, pitiful and helpless.jpg]

[I want to hear Zhou Shen's love ♂ love story]: Zhou Shen!Zhou God, do you remember me? ! [cute]

[Sunny is my body/bottom subject]: Remember, you were the first to buy a bus ticket during the star game. [doge]

[Did the double-S combination send out sugar today]: Zhou God, look at the names of your sisters upstairs...[Crazy Hint.jpg]

[Sunny is my body/bottom subject]: No problem, what do girls want to hear?Far and near, new and old, yellow and white?Come on, let's talk one by one, sexy daddy answers questions online.

Zhou Zheng typed with a smile, and brushed open the door.

Shen Yao had already woken up, it was rare that he didn't get up to practice the gun, but huddled under the quilt to play with his mobile phone.Seeing that Zhou Zheng was back, he immediately closed the page he was browsing, and hurriedly stuffed his phone back under the pillow.

"Hey, what are you watching behind your husband's back? Calcium tablets or little yellow text?" Zhou Zheng raised his eyebrows.

"Answering questions online is a fart, you are obviously making a fuss online..."

When people just wake up in the morning, they lie on the bed and play with their mobile phones for a long time, and their brains will become dull. Shen Yao feels that his IQ may have dropped to a record low.He blurted out this sentence, halfway through the sentence, he immediately realized that he could barely shut up, but it was already too late.

The more Zhou Zheng listened, the more something was wrong, and he couldn't care less about the half-typed words. He threw away the phone, jumped onto the bed and put his hands on Shen Yao's side, as if he was tortured to extract a confession, "Wait, are you also in the CP group?" Where? That group of 'EG Gay Nest Pinhole Camera'?!"

Shen Yao: "..."

He shouldn't have registered that trumpet in the first place!

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Guess which is 峣峣's trumpet?

[Thank you uni_Miss Yu Ning for the landmines, ok~]