Doggy players have no desire to survive

The PGI World Invitational Tournament, or PUBG Global Invitational, is the most valuable official event of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds.The point system is the same as that of the qualifiers in various places. From July 25th to 29th, there are four rounds of games every day-double rows in the first two days, and four rows in the last two days.

In recent years, compared with domestic competitions, official competitions have paid more and more attention to double row competitions, so the single row competitions have been cancelled, and Zhou Zheng's great achievements in single-player zero killing and eating chicken may never be seen again.

The total prize pool of the World Invitational Tournament is 200 million US dollars, but compared with the high prize money, the golden champion can attract [-] top teams from all over the world.

In the next few days, the list of representative teams for each competition area will be released one after another.As of the early morning of July [-]nd, Beijing time, the finals of the European Division Qualifying Tournament came to an end, and the three teams representing Europe going to Berlin to participate in the World Invitational Tournament at the end of July were confirmed.

At present, apart from the two places in the South Korea Division, the teams to participate in the other divisions have been determined-three teams from the Mainland China Division, one team each from the Hong Kong, Macau and Taiwan Division, the Middle East and North Africa Division, and the Oceania Division, and each team from the Southeast Asia Division and the CIS Division. Two teams, three teams each from the Americas Division and Europe Division, and two teams from the Japan Division.

Zhao Huachao is busy collecting information and game videos of each team's opponents every day, and even the youth training team rarely goes there.

However, because Zhang Ziyang was just selected into the first team in February, the youth trainees all had the idea that one day they would be favored by the coach. So the training was in full swing, and the supervisor was too busy alone, so there was no need for Zhao Huachao to keep an eye on it.

Zhou Zheng goes to the infirmary every morning for a massage and hot compress, and when he is bored on his stomach, he checks Weibo. When he returns to the eighth floor, he just catches up with the cafeteria aunt bringing lunch with a cart.

The EG team has many rules, ranging from what time to wake up to no drinking, but there is no rule of not talking at the dinner table, and the dining table of the first team is a hotbed of gossip and rumors.

Yan Xiyue patted the table, before he swallowed the rice in his mouth, he couldn't wait to hold up his mobile phone and yelled: "Hey, look! The official notice just issued shows that the performance of the gasoline tank has been improved!"

"This petrol can, is it powerful?" Zhang Ziyang asked.

"It's not a question of whether it's powerful or not. It's the real one. It burns like a hundred flowers blooming..."

"That is to say, in the future, the petrol cans that can't be taken away can be directly blown up? This is easy, and it's not a pity if they can't be taken away." Zhou Zhengyi tilted his head to avoid the splashing rice grains, and glanced at the promotional video.

Chen Meiyi couldn't bear it anymore and slapped Yan Xiyue on the head, "Swallow the thing before talking!"

Yan Xiyue quickly swallowed the rice in his mouth and drank his saliva.

"Then what about the kill announcement?" Shen Yao watched the gasoline barrels explode one after another on the screen. He picked up a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs and asked while eating, "Use the gasoline barrel to blow up so-and-so?"

Yan Xi Yue looked at the comments below the video and said, "I really don't know, let's try it during the competition."

Su Luo said: "It would be great if we can achieve the effect of setting fire to the mountain."

"Be careful sitting in prison!" Zhao Huachao warned jokingly.

"It's okay, the law enforcement officers on the island are our EG peace ambassadors, and no one can catch us." Zhou Zheng said with a smile while playing with his newly dyed hair.

The black roots of his original hair can already be seen. Captain Zhou is physically and mentally disabled. A "serious injury" can stop him from competing, but it can't stop him from being stinky. In the past two days, he took time to change to a new hair color.The golden-red color is orange-brown under the light, and it turns red when out of the house. It is a veritable chameleon.

In fact, Zhou Zheng originally wanted to dye it red to represent auspiciousness, and don a few golden five-pointed star clips to represent the national expedition, but Manager Chen forced him to delete the card in the shopping cart with a resignation letter on the grounds of "shame". It prevented him from going further and further on the road to killing Matt.

When there are too many people, it is easy to go astray when chatting.Several people chatted from exploding gasoline drums to setting fire to mountains, and then to the types of "fire", and finally they inevitably talked about "desire/fire".

Half of the girls are salted duck eggs, which look white and tender on the outside, but are yellow to oily inside. Gay guys may not have read as many Tanmei pure meat novels as them.

When Su Luo got excited, she even turned on her mobile phone, and showed Zhou Zheng the various tags on Lehu, the post bar forum she followed, and the small pornographic articles in Chaohua. The big account on Weibo blatantly liked, commented and reposted, and by the way symbolically expressed dissatisfaction with other people's obscenity and nudity.

But it's just a symbol, after all...

Zhou Zheng quickly typed and edited: "I am the only one who has seen it, and you can only think about it in your dreams."

There were several people between Chen Meiyi and him, and they couldn't reach out. The moment the Weibo was posted, Manager Chen gave them a "plop" and knelt down.

Yan Xiyue and Zhang Ziyang watched each other with their eyes, nose, nose, and heart, and the other looked at everything else. They only had lunch.

Veteran cadre Zhao Huachao's face was getting darker and darker, and finally he tapped the edge of the bowl with his chopsticks, "It's time to eat, don't all kinds of organs fly all over the sky, can't you? If you don't eat, go back to the training room to exchange literature works."

"Okay, let's not talk about literary works, let's play garbage classification-dry garbage, dry garbage, wet garbage, recyclable garbage, no..." Zhou Zheng put away his mobile phone, pointing at the garbage on the table in every possible way, pointing at the garbage with his finger finally Stopping in front of Yan Xiyue, he thought for a long time and didn't know how to classify this person, so he turned to the audience outside the venue for help, "Which category should this be classified into?"

Without waiting for others to speak, Zhou Zheng asked himself and answered again: "Forget it, he is already an adult, it's time to learn to sort garbage by himself."

The more Yan Xi was furious, he jumped up and shouted: "I'll cut you up first!"

Zhou Zheng said meanly: "You ask the manager, I'm her cash cow, is she willing?"

"I'm willing! I have no objection! Anyway, I have a new cash cow! Shen Yao's merchandise sales are about to catch up with Luo Luo's!" Chen Meiyi immediately agreed with both hands, stretched her arms, and patted Shen Yao's shoulder through Zhang Ziyang. "Hey, do you have an opinion?"

"No, share it with you." Shen Yao poked the Q-version Zhou Zheng pendant on his phone, with a deadpan expression like a killer without emotion, "Anyway, I still have a substitute here."

Zhou Zheng is now looking at the pendant held in the palm of Shen Yao every day, the more unpleasant it is. The joy of catching Shen Yao sneaking to the surrounding shops to buy pendants has long since disappeared, and sent a soul torture to Shen Yao: "This thing How can my son replace me who is wise and mighty? Can he cover you with a quilt instead of me? Can he help you set up a gun instead of me? Can he practice pressing a gun instead of me?"

"How can I help you press the gun? Hit it on your behalf?" Zhao Huachao's face was full of black question marks.

He has been a professional player, and has been a coach for so many years. This is the first time he heard that he even brought help when pressing the gun.

Su Luo explained in a low voice: "It's not the gun, it's the gun! It's three-dimensional, not in the game."

Zhao Huachao, the straight man of steel, was at a loss for a while before he realized that his face had turned black.He glared at Su Luo first, then at Zhou Zheng.It's a pity that there are not many EG players who like to tell dirty jokes, otherwise it might not be enough for Coach Zhao to stare at him.

Chen Meiyi opened Weibo in despair, and the official blog received a series of tweets, and many people lined up to ask: Is this brotherhood?

Brotherly love, you Siberian grain exquisite moonlight cable fart!

This is love!

God damn love!

Manager Chen roared in his heart, took a photo of the dining table, and posted a new Weibo with no expression on his face.

EG Chicken Division V

From the iPhone client 20 seconds ago on July 7, 4XX

Yes, this is the most wonderful brotherhood in the world, used for dinner.

May all lovers in the world find their own good brothers.

The comments were full of "bullshit" and "believe you have ghosts", which made Chen Meiyi almost vomit blood.

Obviously you said they are brothers!

One of the EG fans and Zhou Yao CP fans gave her the most sincere reply: We said "reserved", "elegant" and "they are just good brothers" on the surface, but in fact, the car in our hearts has already driven to the Great Hall of the People, and Hope the official seal stone hammer.

Chen Meiyi sneered.

Saying that they are brothers, but in my heart I wish they could have sex live, but on the surface they pretend to be innocent and innocent. This is shameless, you know?

"Enough of the idle talk, let's talk about something serious."

After eating, Zhao Huachao, like the most hated class teacher in his student days, took his lunch break to speak.

"The coach seems to be in a complicated mood these two days? It's like menopause." Su Luo whispered to Yan Xiyue.

It is not for no reason that Yan Xiyue is affectionately called a "friend of women" by fans. He is familiar with all the gossip in the e-sports circle, both at home and abroad, for ten years, true and false, and false and true. He is talented in gossip Unparalleled, those who didn't know thought this person was an information dealer.

Perhaps this is the one in the professional circle who has the least worries about finding employment after retirement.

"Isn't this the DEV team that has been upset and won the first place recently, overwhelmed by ups and downs?" Yan Xiyue lowered his voice to avoid being heard by Coach Zhao, "That's our team before the coach retired."

The European competition area is different from the Chinese competition area. Because there are many countries, they adopt the audition mode, with more than 600 teams participating.However, among the [-] teams that initially entered the finals of the qualifiers, there was no German DEV team-DEV, a recognized top team, performed abnormally in the group stage and was eliminated with sixth place in the group, revealing a big upset.

But then it broke out that the No.5 team in the group stage was disqualified because its players were blocked for cheating. The DEV team entered the finals as a substitute and performed well in the finals. Your ticket to PGI.This ups and downs are amazing to watch.

Zhao Huachao left the DEV team and returned to China when he was 23 years old. Except for himself, no one knows why this FPS player who was once called a "genius" chose to retire at the best age of a professional player.The fans who scolded him when he lost the game because of stomach ulcers saw him fleeing the battle, and scolded him even harder.At that time, Zhao Huachao was still young, and before he had practiced the calmness of "you scold me, I'll treat you as fart", he simply logged out of Weibo and Twitter, changed all his social accounts, and disappeared for a whole year after leaving the e-sports circle. After my parents quarreled and moved out to live alone, my life was muddled, and I didn't have a serious job. I was living on the prize money from previous competitions and the wages I saved.

It wasn't until the second year after the establishment of the PUBG branch of the EG club that Zhao Huachao was approached, saying that the captain of the PUBG branch hired him at a high price as a coach.At that time, the coaching system hadn’t been popularized yet, and most teams were dominated by captains, and even the manager didn’t have much to say about personnel transfers. Those like Zhou Zheng who couldn’t wait to find someone to “decentralize power” for him were still a minority.

Zhao Huachao didn't plan to return to the e-sports circle at first, and he didn't agree at first.Captain Zhou took the time to annoy Zhao Huachao endlessly during the game breaks, and he still took the initiative to come to annoy Zhao Huachao.Zhao Huachao refused to let him in, so he squatted at the door, talking about "the value of life" and "the meaning of existence" from "winning glory for the country" and "ideals in life", and finally "establishing a heart for the world" was pulled out. The donkey's head was wrong and the words "promote the development of e-sports".

Although Captain Zhou himself has never passed the Chinese language, most of what he said was farting, but the long-winded rainbow fart, honey fart and fruit fart of this domestic "FPS genius" did not know which flavor of fart hit Zhao Huachao , He didn't know what to think, his brain twitched, and he took over this job that he regretted countless times so much that he wanted to jump into the river.

Zhao Huachao glanced coldly at the two who were biting their ears, Yan Xiyue and Su Luo hurriedly sat up straight, more obedient than elementary school students waiting for the teacher to give a lecture, waiting for the teacher to continue.

"It is said that in order to enhance the enjoyment of the game... tsk, enjoyment." Zhao Huachao frowned when he said this. He has always hated any commercial and quasi-commercial elements mixed into the game. The delay time will speed up the shrinking speed in several specific poisonous circles, increasing the damage of the blue circles."

The official has issued an announcement that there will be a [-]-second sticky time when the blue and white circles are handed over.This means that many teams in the advanced circle will not rush to move to the center of the safety zone, but choose to play on the side of the circle.In this way, the number of teams staying at the circle increases, the vacant positions are greatly reduced, and it is more difficult for teams who enter the circle late to settle safely, so the risk of fighting at the circle increases accordingly.However, the "aboriginal people" in the central area are the safest at any time, and it has almost no impact except for the reduction in the number of people they can get.

In addition, from the first circle, the damage of the blue circle increases from [-]% to [-]%, and the damage of the subsequent shrinking circles can be deduced by analogy.In this way, the rhythm of the game is more compact. If the players do not move as soon as possible when shrinking the circle, they will suffer more damage than usual.

In other words, taking painkillers and resisting poison can kill your opponent, but if you have to resist hard after increasing the damage, you may be the one who falls first.So from the early stage of the game, the players have to improve their speed and efficiency.

——For a team like EG that is used to slow progress, tactical adjustments are painful and necessary.

"The circle of destiny and the circle of scourge have their own advantages and disadvantages. The circle of destiny has less risk and more benefits, and the circle of scourge has greater risks and benefits. If the circle of scourge does not encounter an opponent, or wins the gun, the extra time can be used to adjust the state and plan the next move. "Zhao Huachao dragged the progress bar down, and the technical department made a three-dimensional analysis model at the fastest speed.

In the dim training room, the projected light and the disgusting mathematical model made Zhou Zhengzheng yawn.In order to resist sleepiness, he had to say something, so as not to accidentally fall asleep in the tactical meeting and watch the coach's black face for several days.

"Gasoline barrels may become the key." Zhou Zheng let his thoughts fly, his brain corroded and rusted by the model barely turned, "Maybe we can put a row of gasoline barrels along the circle and blow them up one by one..."

Shen Yao glanced at the calendar and interrupted Zhou Zheng's nonsense, "There are still more than 20 days to start the game. Do we have to go early to beat the jet lag?"

"That's right..." Yan Xiyue laughed dryly, "Enter at 11:30 p.m. Beijing time, and the first game will start at [-] o'clock... My dear mother!"

"My God!" Su Luo burst into tears, mourning for her skin in advance.

"As long as you can win the championship, everything is worth it. What's the point of having a few acne?" Zhao Huachao comforted him casually, and casually reminded Chen Meiyi, "Be careful with the visa. In the past two years, a team went abroad to compete, but because of the visa It’s never going to happen.”

"Don't worry about it." Chen Meiyi patted her chest and promised, "If I can make mistakes in these things, I will be fired by the boss."

Zhao Huachao nodded and clapped his hands to wake up Yan Xiyue, Su Luo and Zhang Ziyang who were about to fall asleep in front of the mathematical model.

"The key tasks for the next half month are to maintain the competitive state, analyze opponents, study tactics, and simulate various situations that may arise in the case of a ninety-second delay."

Zhou Zheng made the most incisive summary with the peak of his Chinese performance in history: "It's really balding."

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Fish guide: I'm going bald too.

[Thank you Gudeng Zhao Yejiang for the landmines, okay~]