Doggy players have no desire to survive

The domestic qualifiers in the Chinese competition area have come to an end, and the three places representing the mainland have been set - Fly, QA and EG.Among them, EG is the most dangerous, only two points away from the No.4 66DS.

But not to mention two head points, even if the difference is two points, EG won.

Zhou Zheng took part of the case and posted it on Weibo early in the morning. Everyone knew that Zhou Shen just had a muscle strain, and he was just in time for the World Invitational Tournament a month later.Fans of the defeated team dare not say that Zhou Zheng "doesn't train for a month, it's a shame to wait to go abroad"-at least wait until Zhou Zheng has something wrong and can't play or really leads EG to eat chicken in reverse!

After all, in the fighting animation, your big Zhou god's nirvana is to hit the face and pull the flag. In the early stage, you can jump above the clouds, and in the later stage, you can be slapped through the center of the earth.

So those who were waiting to see EG's jokes could only leave the stage in a hurry, covering their swollen faces, and cursed in their hearts that EG was ashamed and thrown to the whole world.

However, in view of the fact that there is no more embarrassing record in the world than Zhou Zheng's "zero killing and eating chicken", so the EG team is not panic at all.

At the post-match press conference, Zhou Zheng searched around deliberately, wanting to chat with old acquaintances, but Guo Taigang was nowhere to be seen, and even the female reporter who hinted before the game that EG would not be eligible to qualify without Zhou Zheng did not come. Captain Zhou, who takes pleasure in stalking others, is very lonely.

Zhao Huachao was considerate of the hard work of the players, so he went on vacation that night.

A team of two seniors who continued to eat and wait to die did not take the lead to go out, and went back to the room one by one. They ran to play chess with Zhou Gong without any supper; even Zhang Ziyang, who usually trains the hardest, was not in the training room. Stay longer, put down the peripherals and go back to the dormitory.

The thugs were so tired, Shen Yao, the brainy and hard-working conductor, did not go anywhere easily.He didn't even change his clothes, and fell asleep as soon as his head touched the pillow.Zhou Zheng, who entered the door with his back foot, worked tirelessly to help Shen Yao take off his coat, shoes and socks so that he could sleep more comfortably.

After finishing his work, Zhou Zheng sat on the head of the bed and pushed aside a lock of bangs that was drooping in front of Shen Yao's eyes.Shen Yao seemed to feel a reassuring atmosphere around him, and turned his head to rub Zhou Zheng's fingertips.

"Baby, thank you for your hard work." Zhou Zheng leaned over and kissed Shen Yu's smooth forehead, "Good night."

This sleep went straight to the next morning, and it was earlier than the stipulated wake-up time, but no one came to call. It was Yan Xiyue howling "If you don't wake up again, you will be fried by the coach" and woke up the whole team. , I realized that Zhao Huachao was considerate of them and deliberately let them sleep for a while.

Zhou Zheng covered Shen Yao's ears as soon as the first note of Yan Xiyue rushed out of his throat, to ensure that he would not be woken up, and then he got out of bed, opened the door and yelled: "Yan! Xi! Yue! Are you a rooster?" ? Is it too late to crow?!"

Zhou Zheng frightened Yan Xiyue's voice to an abrupt end, perhaps because the brakes were applied too quickly, and there was a "hiccup" after a few seconds.

However, Zhou Zheng forgot that Yan Xiyue's howl was at least separated by a door panel, and his roar could be transmitted directly to Shen Yao's ears through the air without any obstructions in between.

"Zhou! Positive! Are you a rooster?!"

These words were answered back intact by Shen Yao who got up angry.

Zhou Zheng: "..."

The rooster is the rooster, anyway, this big oolong must not let Shen Yao know.

absolute.

The more Yan Xi dared to speak out, he arrested Shen Jiang!

Yan Xiyue, who didn't know that he was about to be betrayed by the unscrupulous captain, sneezed aggrievedly, and quickly retreated to the room before Zhou Zheng looked over, and took care of his appearance.

After the resumption in the morning, Chen Meiyi saw that several people in the first team were not in good condition, so she casually asked about fulfilling the wish. Yan Xiyue and Su Luo, who were still half dead on the chair just now, immediately looked over.Zhao Huachao glanced at the status of the few people, too lazy to talk nonsense with this group of things that couldn't support the wall, so he waved them to kneel down.

Because Zhou Zheng was unable to play due to "healed serious injuries", these people were under a lot of pressure, and it was right to give them half a day off to rest.

After lunch, Zhang Ziyang wanted to go back to training, but Zhou Zhengyi grabbed him by the back of his neck and took him away.Captain Zhou acted as the driver himself, and drove a few people to the monastery for a day trip in his little silver wife Porsche.

Although Zhang Ziyang doesn't have any mental illness, being too silent is not a good thing... This is already a sign of autism.The suggestion of the psychological consultant is to let him get in touch with people more.But with the posture of this kid using the computer as his wife, no one will take it with him. It is estimated that he can stay on the eighth and twelfth floors for a year, not to mention the gate of the base, and even the gate of the building may not be able to see him out.

The Hongfu Temple where Zhou Zheng went to ask for a lottery and burn incense is in Fengxian District. The temple covers an area of ​​more than 2 square meters.Just walking around outside can feel how magnificent this monk temple is.

"Is it okay if you don't wear sunglasses? You can't wear a hat too?" Chen Meiyi looked outside, regretting that she didn't even wear a mask today, and wished she could take off the seat cover and put it on a few people's heads. "So many people, why are they recognized?" manage?"

"This is to show respect for the Buddha." Zhou Zheng parked the car and unbuckled his seat belt, "It's not the weekend, and young people go to work and school. Look at the people who come in and out, except for old people and old ladies, they are middle-aged people. , who can recognize it?"

Several people got out of the car and walked towards the main entrance.

Hongfu Temple is currently one of the most influential Buddhist temples in Shanghai, and it can be called a famous temple in Shanghai.There are more than [-] monks in the whole temple, with morning bells and evening drums, practicing Buddhist scriptures and continuing the wisdom of Buddha.The layout of the temple is completely built according to the Chinese Buddhist temple. The main entrance is an archway, facing south with four pillars and three floors.

Yan Xiyue turned around, walked backwards, looked up at the four characters "Jiangfu Qijia" on the plaque behind the gate and the three gates passing from the top of his head, and whistled: "What a surprise, We kill people, set fires and throw hand/mines all day long, a group of killers who have no feelings, Buddha can even bless us."

An old lady passing by gave him a horrified look, and hurried away with her little grandson, her legs and feet were in stark contrast to the previous image of taking a step and panting for three breaths.

"Don't talk nonsense!" Chen Meiyi tapped Yan Xiyue's wise head, and said angrily, "It will be more fun when someone calls the police and catches you as a killer later!"

"Then tomorrow's Weibo headlines will be full of 'EG team members imprisoned for improper speech'... Tsk, that would be fun." Su Luo laughed, then turned to ask Zhou Zheng, "Is there anything I can do here? There is no one who curses the other party's bad luck for a month and drinks cold water to get stuffed between his teeth?"

"You said that hiring a wizard is almost the same... If there is such a good one, I would have bought a dragon service for Fly across the river." Zhou Zheng rolled his eyes. clean, clean the car, consecrate car pendants and other services..."

As he listened, Yan Xiyue came up with a whim: "Say, how about asking the master to light up our peripherals? There is a free car for believers in the urban area to do Buddhist ceremonies, and there is also a vegetarian meal at noon."

"You can pull it down." Chen Meiyi said sullenly, "Old Zhao knows, he must sink you, including the car and people, into the Huangpu River to feed the fish!"

"What are you afraid of? There are no piranhas in the Huangpu River now, so it's a big deal to swim up." Zhou Zheng answered casually, whistling, and walked forward with an unrecognizable pace.

Zhang Ziyang followed them like a ghost, while Chen Meiyi and Su Luo were chattering behind them about what to ask in the draw later. Yan Xiyue listened for a long time, then turned to ask Zhou Zheng: "Hey, captain, I suddenly remembered that you yesterday We haven't seen the lottery yet! Take a photo and show the Fly group of flies!"

Captain Zhou was drinking water, and when he heard the words, he choked out a sip of water, coughed and retorted: "Don't you know that you can't be taken out of the temple by lottery? It won't work if you take it out!"

As he said that, he stuffed the water bottle into his bag, and walked quickly towards the Hall of Heavenly Kings, planning to finish his obeisance and leave as soon as possible, and it was best not to bump into the master who unwrapped him yesterday.

Otherwise, it will be revealed-one of the group of practitioners has a better memory than the other.

When the branch was first established, the head of the big boss was caught by the door, and he suddenly wanted to hire someone to do something. After so many years, the old monk recognized him at a glance.

"When did he get so close to the Buddha?" Yan Xiyue asked in a daze, "Isn't seeing each other in a day like three autumns?"

Shen Yao hooked the corner of his mouth, and raised his legs to follow Zhou Zheng.

With Zhou Zheng's character, he really got a lottery, and he has already shown off to the world with wooden strips of paper - even if he needs to burn the lottery in the temple, he still has to take a photo before burning it and spread it all over his circle of friends Weibo, can you still come back and fulfill your wish without saying a word?

The Maitreya Buddha statue enshrined in the Hall of Heavenly Kings is carrying a cloth bag and holding a rosary, watching the people coming and going with a smile on its face; the four heavenly kings on both sides protect the Dharma and protect the peace of the world.Pass through the Temple of Heavenly Kings and across the square is the Daxiong Hall.

Zhou Zheng invited three sticks of high incense sticks to pay homage three times, and donated some red notes as incense money, which is considered to have fulfilled his wish.He put the incense into the incense burner, turned his head to look, except for Shen Yao who was still standing behind and coughing from the incense, the group of unscrupulous people had already run away without a trace.

Shen Yao explained while coughing: "The manager said they forgot to take pictures just now, so they went to find a place outside the gate to take pictures, and then came in after taking pictures. Zi Yang and Brother Yan used to work as coolies."

"It's really hard for the two of you to carry the bags for them. Taking pictures of women is not an ordinary trouble... Let's go first." Zhou Zheng was helpless, "But why do I remember that temples are not allowed to take pictures?"

"Casual at the gate outside, it's best not to take pictures when you come in." Shen Yao said, "After all, it's the place where monks live and live. If someone came to your house to take pictures casually, wouldn't you be happy?"

"That's true." Zhou Zheng raised his foot and stepped over the threshold, consciously taking on the role of a tour guide, "Come on, brother, let me introduce you—the main Buddha of the main hall is the three sages of the East, who bring blessings and eliminate disasters, followed by Avalokitesvara, Manjusri and Samantabhadra ... To be honest, it's all because of Journey to the West. When I was a child, I always thought that Guanyin was a girl... Oops, I digressed, just now I wanted to say that the Three Saints of the East refer to... it is..."

Tour guide Zhou is obviously the type of contestant who can get zero points in the tour guide certificate test. After spending the night with what he learned yesterday, he can't wait to sell it, so he goes back to each house to find his mother.

The tour guide forgot the words halfway through, and scratched the back of his head in a daze: "Who...is there any of the three sages? I just remember that there was a 'day'..."

Shen Yao let out a "puchi" laugh.

"...In short, there are still very few temples where the three of them are the main Buddha. Hongfu Temple should be the only one in Shanghai. There is also a scripture building, abbot building, and that kind of tower behind... Yes, the Pagoda of Medicine Master, I will show you later Go and see. But the inside is the place where monks chant scriptures, you can’t go in, you can only look outside.”

Feeling ashamed, Tour Guide Zhou made a hasty conclusion and was about to turn the page, but the tourist added for him: "The Medicine Buddha, Sunlight Bodhisattva, and Moonlight Bodhisattva, the last three express three vows of compassion, wisdom, and deeds. God Zhou, You old man has a lot of forgetfulness. Did you write ancient poems from memory in middle school before?"

"You even know this?" Zhou Zheng was surprised.

"When I was a freshman, I closed my eyes and chose History of Buddhism as an elective course." Shen Yao rolled his eyes at him, "But it's useless, it's better to choose Psychology... to study carefully what's inside your head."

"It's in my head..." Zhou Zheng smiled, and whispered something in Shen Yao's ear.

Shen Yao took three steps back in an instant, covered his ears and glared at Zhou Zheng like a monster.

The richness and completeness of all kinds of waste in this man's mind, even if it is only the tip of the iceberg, is amazing enough.

"Form is emptiness, and emptiness is form—Captain Zhou, this is a pure place of Buddhism. It's not appropriate to drive here, right?" Shen Yao endured and endured, until he raised his butcher's knife in front of the Buddha and beheaded this shameless old thing immediately. Become a demon.

"It's true..." Zhou Zheng nodded thoughtfully, and said, "Then next time, find a temple with Huanxi Buddha."

Shen Yao showed disbelief at his nimble little mind: "What obsession do you have with the temple?"

Zhou Zheng asked confidently, "Don't you find it exciting?"

Shen Yao thought for a while, but could not refute.

It seems that maybe it should be really exciting.

Chen Meiyi, who just came back from taking photos at the gate and wanted to show them the photos, looked back blankly, pretending to be a dead person.

Why did she regret that Shen Yao followed Zhou Zheng for such a disaster?

One is prudish and the other is not prudish. Isn't it good to let these two people have a good relationship and blame each other?

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Buddha: I really want to kick these two things out with one jio.