[Hunter] Become a funny milk

After splashing in the water all afternoon, after successfully giving birth to a boy and a girl, he finally got his wish and threw himself on his big bed and fell into a deep sleep.On the crib next to his bed, the two little babies whose eyes hadn't opened were also sound asleep just like their father.

"Yaluga, let's have a good chat?" Mi Jiduo squatted beside the crib, holding the edge of the bed, unwilling to let go, his eyeballs were eager to leave the body, sticking to the faces of the two children like brown sugar , Yaluka waved.

"Second brother, what do you want to talk about?" Yalujia stood up and gave Mi Ji a guilty look.

Mi Ji went up and grabbed Yaluga's neck, and dragged Yaluga out of the room: "The weather is really nice today! We haven't been close for a long time!" As he spoke, the strength in his hands increased a little. .

"Ouch! Ouch! Second brother, you should be gentle!" Yaluga wailed, "If you have something to say, we can talk about it!"

"Whether my hand is light or heavy depends on whether you cooperate!" Mi Ji hooked Yaluga's neck all the way, and dragged Yaluga to the corner of the courtyard.

"Is the other father of those two children you?" Mi Ji put his waist on his waist and said straight to the point, "If you confess, you will be lenient, if you resist, you will be strict!"

Aruka lowered her head and rubbed the sole of her shoe on the ground: "Yes."

"Give me a reason!" Mi Ji continued to ask sternly.

"Which reason?" Yaluga looked up at Mi Chi and asked back.

Mi Ji was so angry that the three corpses jumped violently: "What reason is there! Of course it's all of them, all of them!"

Seeing that Mi Ji was furious, Yaluga honestly confessed: "At that time I wanted to try the effect of the 'Pregnancy Stone'! Then I happened to meet him, so I used both the male stone and the female stone. Later My 'Pharaoh's Heightening Potion' expired, so I went out to find it. When I came back, you and Big Brother were already with him, so I didn't show up."

"Brother and I left the island of greed for the past few days, and you were together every day, but he didn't find out your identity?" Mi Ji asked suspiciously.

"He was a little suspicious, but he wasn't sure yet." Yaluga replied, "When I left to find medicine, I used my ability to make him forget about my appearance and voice in his mind."

"Stinky boy! Since you did this when you left, you have already decided to evade responsibility!" Mi Ji stretched out his hand and patted Yaluga on the head.

"Oh! Second brother! I'm your own younger brother! Sanmao didn't bring me back from our forest!" Yalujia hurriedly covered her head and cried out in pain.

"It's alright, alright! Stop pretending!" Mi Ji stretched out his hand and rubbed the spot on the top of Yaluga's head that he just hit, "I didn't use any force at all!"

"Hey!" Hearing Mi Ji's words, Yalujia's bitter face, which was pretending to be in pain, immediately turned into a smiling face, "I knew, Second Brother still loves me!"

"Don't be so cheeky! I'm still angry!" Mi Ji scolded Yaluga, "Since you have done it, you must be brave enough to take it on! Escape is a coward's act!"

"I'm already regretting it!" Yaluka said flatly, "Although the methods used were not too bright and the motives were not very pure when we were together at the beginning, but in the past few months I have already I'm completely sorry!" As Yaluga spoke, the smile on her face collapsed, "It's just that I dare not let him know! I was afraid that he would miscarry when he knew the truth, but now I am afraid that he will hold the baby. go away!"

"You can rest assured about this! Let's beat the blood of the enemy's Hakka, how can I allow them to be exiled outside! Not even a knight!" Mi Ji patted his chest and assured Yalujia, "I will help you keep the two children , As for their father, it's up to you!"

Hearing what Mi Ji said, the expression on Yalujia's face was as bitter as it was: "Can he forgive me?"

Seeing Yaluga's face as a young boy with a bewildered expression, Mi Ji couldn't help laughing angrily: "I've made mistakes, I can fix them myself, what's the use of asking me!"

This brat, Yaluga, became a father at the age of 13. Whose fault is it for being so precocious?whose fault?

Mi Ji patted Yalujia on the shoulder: "When are you going to report these two babies to the family?"

"Just tell grandma!" Alka curled her lips, "As for the others, just hold the baby and show off to Kurapika! Others don't mind!"

There are three black lines on Miji’s forehead. When he was a child, he ran away from home with Aluka, which made Aluka very close to his grandmother in Meteor Street and Kurapika who lived together, but he did not care about the other family members in Kululu Mountain. what a feeling.

All right!It's his fault!Tearful!But that wasn't his original intention, hey!

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"Apprentice, apprentice! What do you think the baby will be named?" The knight hugged a baby in his arms, bouncing up and down in front of Mi Ji, who was sitting next to the "spring of wine" tasting wine .

Mi Ji stood up and held the two little things in his arms to tease: "Girls are called Nvxia, boys are called Shaoxia."

The knight frowned: "It sounds weird."

"Then the girl is called Pizza Hut, and the boy is called Hacker!" Mi Ji continued to wink with the two little guys without raising his head.

"Still, weird!" The knight continued to frown.

"You've been thinking about their names for almost half a year!" Mi Ji lowered his head and kissed each of the two little babies' faces.

"Hey! Apprentice! Restrain yourself!" the knight stopped him, "Don't moles my baby!"

"Chirp"!The baby girl, who was completely unaware of her father's words, kissed Mi Ji's face while drooling.Not to be outdone, the baby boy hugged Mi Ji's neck tightly with his small arms, and glared at his sister in protest.Then he stretched out his little tongue to lick off the saliva left on Miji's face by his sister little by little, and finally printed a big kiss on the same place.

Mi Ji laughed: "Your baby did this on his own initiative!"

The knight was speechless and could only stare blankly.Who let the child he gave birth kiss more with Mi Ji than with himself, and the two little dolls who were obedient to him didn't give a good face, Mi Ji just kissed each other, and let the two brats fight like this!

Flip the table!These two little bastards were born out of his hard work in October!How can it be ridiculous!How can this be!

"Hey! I thought of it!" Mi Ji exclaimed suddenly.

"What did you think of?" The knight looked at the two siblings fighting for territory in Mi Ji's arms sadly, and asked absently.

Mi Ji hugged the two children and turned around, making the two little guys "giggle" and laughed: "The girl is called Qingqing, and the boy is called Tiantian!"

"It's nice!" Xia Ke agreed with these two names, "but why did you choose these two names?" Xia Ke added.

"Because Qingqing kissed me just now and licked me every day!" Mi Ji grinned at the knight.

"No! I refuse these two names!" Hearing the reason for the name, the knight ran away.

"Qingqing! Tiantian!" Mi Ji called the two babies by their names, and the two little ones danced happily.

"Look! The little ones like the new name very much!" Mi Ji held the two over-excited little things in his arms and showed the knight, "If you don't believe me, call it a try."

"Qingqing!" The knight called out to the girl.

I saw the baby girl raised her head and gave the knight a big smile when she heard the knight calling her name.

The knight was very depressed, so he called the boy's name again: "Tian Tian!"

The boy temporarily put down his waving little hand, opened his mouth and said a short "ah" to the knight.

The knight has completely resigned to his fate, these two brats are his nemesis!It is said that a child is a house owed by the parents in the previous life, and he finally believed this sentence today!Since the two little kids like to call it this, let's call it this!

Yaluka, who was sitting on the "Harvest Tree" in the distance, saw the scene in front of her, and was so envious and jealous that she gnawed off another fruit of an unknown variety.At this time, a small pile of fruit stones had piled up at the root of the "Harvest Tree".

Ever since Yaluga used his ability to restore the knight's memory of his appearance and voice, the knight has adopted a "can't see, can't hear" policy towards him, and the two children will not let him touch, and this situation has continued Almost six months.

Glancing in the direction of the "Harvest Tree", Mi Ji pretended to be casual and asked: "When are you going to let Qingqing and Tiantian go to my house to meet the elders?"

"I don't want to go." The knight answered simply.

"Knowing that the family finally has a girl, mother will be overjoyed!" Mi Ji persuaded.

"Oh! Don't!" The knight quickly snatched the two babies back into his arms, "One of the hunter's survival rules: stay away from Ji Qiu's fitting room!"

"Don't say that!" Mi Ji hurriedly defended his mother, "Look, these felines in our family are all alive and kicking!" Mi Ji pointed at himself while talking.

"You told me this because you want to be a lobbyist for your brother!" Xia Ke pretended to be nonchalant and glanced at the "Tree of Harvest".

"Since you've seen it all, let me tell you straight!" Mi Ji sat back in the chair, "Are you going to just hang it out like this?"

"What do you want me to do?" Xia Ke hugged the baby and sat in the chair opposite Mi Ji.

Mi Ji picked up two glasses, scooped half a glass of red wine into each, and put one of them in front of the knight.The knight handed Tian Tian in his arms to Mi Ji, held Qingqing in one arm, and picked up the wine glass with his other free hand.

He took the child over, put it on his lap and sat down securely, and took a sip of red wine: "I don't want you to do anything, I just want you to have a better life, don't be so lonely."

"I'm very happy now, how can I be lonely with the two of them." Xia Ke held the wine glass and rubbed it left and right in his hands twice, and drank more than half of the red wine in the glass in one gulp.

"Hey! Slow down, you think this is the same grape! The red wine here is only for hunters, and you will still get drunk if you drink too much!" Mi Ji stopped the knight from drinking the rest of the red wine in the glass. clean action.

"Apprentice, don't stop me." The knight waved away Mi Ji's hand, drank the red wine in one gulp, and then scooped up another big glass for himself.

Mi Ji didn't interrupt, he could feel that the knight just wanted to vent.

"I want an explanation." The knight drank the red wine in the glass in one gulp this time, and then he filled it up for himself.

"Apprentice, before I have babies, you are the only family I have here." Xia Ke was already a little drunk, and his eyes began to blur.

Mi Ji nodded: "You are also my family, a special family."

"You and I are each other's family, I am honest with you, and you treat me sincerely, because we have a different bond from others. My babies are my own, and I will give them everything I have, because they My blood is flowing on my body. And what about that person?" The knight pointed lightly at the "Harvest Tree", "What is that person mine? Half of my baby's body is his blood, but he is the baby's blood." What have you done? Two stones, and, one, sperm?" There was a sarcastic smile on the knight's face.

Mi Ji couldn't refute the knight's remarks, because it was true, so he could only smile wryly.

"Since he chose to let me forget, why did he remind me of it? He chose to leave, so why did he turn back?" The knight drained the red wine in his glass again, "For him, What am I?"

After saying this, the knight fell down on the table and fell asleep.

At this time, Yalujia had already jumped off the "Harvest Tree" and came to the knight.He hugged Qingqing in the arms of the knight, kissed him, and handed it to Mi Ji.

"Have you taken height-enhancing drugs again?" Seeing that Yaluka was about the same height as himself, Mi Ji asked, and then he said, "You two, have a good talk."