[Hunter] Become a funny milk

"Lisa, are you sure you want the knight to live here?" Mi Ji swallowed hard, looking at Lisa the panda expectantly.

"This is it! Because this is the most suitable place for childbirth! Especially since it is the first time for him to give birth, the pain can be minimized as much as possible!" Ignoring the funny and pitiful expression, Lisa made such a unilateral and happy decision. .

Why!Mi Ji hugged Yi Ermi's waist tightly, looked at the warmest area of ​​the manor sadly, sadly, and sadly, and sighed in his heart: Goodbye, my "beautiful skin hot spring"!Farewell, my favorite hot spring bathhouse!You will always live in my heart!Even if I leave the island of greed, you will still have a longevity tablet in my heart!

That's right!Our conscientious butler Lisa the Panda chose the "Beautiful Skin Hot Spring" for the pregnant knights to give birth to their babies!

"Lisa! Lisa! The knight has a stomachache!" Yalujia rushed out of the villa chattering.

"Both of you quickly carry him to the hot spring!" Lisa instructed Yalujia and Miji.

Before Mi Ji could react, Yalujia rushed back to the villa again at a faster speed than when he came out.When Mi Ji stepped into the villa, Yalujia rushed out of the room holding a big belly man who was two as big as him.

"Do you need help?" Seeing that Yalujia was still walking like flying with the knight in his arms, Mi Ji finally decided to ask politely.

"No!" Yalujia left only two words, and didn't even have the time to look back, brushing past the dumbfounded Miji at the door, and rushed to the "Beautiful Skin Hot Spring" like a knight.

Mi Ji, who was ignored, looked at Yi Ermi with a puzzled look on his face: "During the few days I was away, the relationship between these two guys, Ya Lujia and Xia Ke, seems to have improved by leaps and bounds!"

"It looks like it is." Yier Fan replied.

Mi Ji thought to himself: brat!He dared to ignore him like this, and after the knight gave birth to him, he had to have a good discussion with Yalujia on the issue of the knight.

When Mi Ji and Yiermi arrived at the "Beautiful Skin Hot Spring", Xia Ke had already changed into a gown-like hospital gown, leaning against the wall of the hot spring and began to pant heavily.Mi Ji wanted to laugh. In his previous life, he had seen many mothers-to-be on TV wearing such wide and long maternity clothes!

Seeing Mi Ji approaching, the knight looked at him pitifully: "Apprentice, if I fail, I can protect the child!"

Mi Ji blinked at him: "If you are gone, who will take care of the child?"

Ya Dang is now filming a TV series, right?A large group of people waited anxiously outside the delivery room. Suddenly the door opened, and a doctor came out and asked, "The child and the mother can only keep one. Do you want the child or the mother?"

Nonsence!With him here, how could this kind of gossip plot have a chance to appear!

The gaze projected from the knight's eyes was even more pitiful, and he said in a coquettish tone: "If I die, you will help me raise it!"

Mi Jihan took a moment, and slapped the knight on the forehead: "Have you forgotten what I do? Don't worry! As long as you still have breath, your baby will not be an orphan!"

"No!" The knight shook his head like a rattle, and stretched out his hand to tightly grasp Miji's wrist, "I just want you to agree! What if I die! What if I die before you save me?" What should I do! There is no resurrection point here to let me live again!"

Mi Ji can only patiently support the request of the chivalrous man, who is obviously due to excessive nervousness and a bit of insanity, which is equivalent to explaining what happened after his death: "Okay! Okay!" If he doesn't agree, what is wrong with this guy? What to do about Antenatal or Postpartum Anxiety Disorders!

However, if this guy really stepped on that one-in-one possibility, he's dead!Then he will throw the knight-born baby to grandma to raise!The old lady just quarreled and said that she was lonely, and there were no children to let her old man teach|teach her or something!

After receiving the affirmative answer from Ji Ji, the knight's nervous nerves were relieved, and he smiled reassuringly.

"If you die, I will raise the child for you!" A clear voice suddenly sounded from the side, and everyone looked at Yalujia who said this in astonishment.

"Why?" The knight looked in disbelief.

"My second brother can help you raise, so I can help you too!" The childish little boy didn't look like he was joking at this time.

The joke is very speechless, what kind of logic is this?If Yalujia's idea is followed, can Yiermi, Qiya, and Kurt help the knights raise their children? !

"Anyway, I'll help you raise it!" Yalujia looked at the knight with a serious expression.

"Okay! Okay! You can help this bastard raise a child, and I'll save trouble!" Mi Ji directly agreed to this for the knight.

cut!Bear children will raise children?At that time, why not run back to Meteor Street and throw it to grandma!

"Apprentice!" The knight turned his head and looked at Mi Ji with puppy dog ​​makeup, and then flattened his mouth aggrieved, "I still trust you more!"

Mi Ji really wanted to slap the idiots, one big and one young, to the horizon, and everyone would treat him as a doctor, right?He said that he can't die, he can't die, he heard everything he said and didn't think about it in his hair, did he!

"What are you all doing here?" Lisa led Jingjing and Panpan over with a box in her hand.

"I can help you!" Mi Ji volunteered.

"I'm here to learn from experience!" Yier fans replied without blushing.

The comic turned into a star and looked at Yier fans: Big brother!Did you finally agree to let me be on it?

Yier fans replied to him with eyes: You think too much!

"Me, I'm here to learn experience too!" Yaruka said timidly.

Lisa glanced at the three with a majestic expression: "Mi Chi can stay here! The remaining two who join in the fun stay away a little! Give the pregnant woman some room to breathe!"

Yi Ermi obediently stayed away, and Yalujia swayed to Yi Ermi's side.

Lisa handed the box in her hand to Mi Ji: "Give these to the pregnant woman to eat!"

"Oh! Okay!" Mi Ji took the box and opened the lid, only to see a box of biscuits inside.

Mi Ji squatted and fed them one by one: "Come, come, eat more! Only when you are full can you have the strength to have a baby!"

While feeding the knight, Mi Ji thought while thinking, this biscuit looks so familiar!

The knight obediently ate all the biscuits that Mi Ji fed, and smacked his lips after eating: "It tastes good, but it's a bit dry."

"Xia Ke, do you have any strange feelings?" Mi Ji looked at the underside of Xia Ke's neck with a strange expression on his face.

"No! What's the matter?" Xia Ke raised his eyes, just in time to see Mi Ji looking at him with weird eyes, so he lowered his head following Mi Ji's eyes, and then he saw...

"Ah! Ah! Ah!" the knight screamed!

"What's the matter? What's the matter?" Ya Lujia ran over nervously and asked.

"It's okay! It's okay! You go back quickly! Be careful that Lisa will talk about you for a while!" Mi Ji waved to Ya Lujia with a suppressed smile.

Seeing Yalujia obediently retreating to Yiermi's side, she looked at the knight's chest mockingly and said, "It's a D-cup by visual inspection!"

The knight quickly stretched out his arms to protect his chest: "Hey hey hey! What are you looking at!"

"There's no need to make a fuss!" Lisa finished the preparations and took Jingjing and Panpan into the water, "The purpose of making this 'hormone cookie' is for men to have children!"

"... Ah..." For a moment, the shore of the "Beautiful Skin Hot Spring" dropped his jaw all over the place.

"Ah!" the knight screamed again.

Mi Ji was taken aback by the knight's scream: "Your breasts haven't grown any bigger, why are you screaming?"

"Ah! Hiss! It hurts!" The knight was very aggrieved.

"Uh..." Mi Ji blushed, he almost forgot that the knight was about to happen.

"Jingjing, Panpan, each of you supports his leg, and you are always ready for first aid!" Lisa methodically arranged tasks for the three of them.

Jingjing and Panpan stood on the left and right, and a panda lifted one of the knight's legs and put it on his shoulder, exposing the knight's underside.

Lisa sits in the middle army, stroking the knight's belly: "Hold on, relax, the amniotic fluid is about to burst."

"Ah! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts so much!" The knight was sweating profusely.

Seeing that the knight was in pain, his face was pale, and he exclaimed that it hurts, a question suddenly popped up in Mi Ji's mind: Is the egg pain more painful?Or is it more painful to have a baby?

"The amniotic fluid is broken! Use your strength!" Lisa encouraged the knight.

Xia Ke pursed his lips and held his breath, exerting all his strength, his face flushed red.

Mi Ji, who was squatting on the side, picked up a towel to wipe his sweat, and patted the knight's swollen cheeks with his hands: "Breathe! Breathe carefully! Do you want to suffocate yourself!"

"Huh-huh-" Hearing the ridiculous words, the knight opened his mouth and took a deep breath, "Ouch! It hurts! Ah!" The knight quickly exhaled miserably again.

Seeing the blood foaming from the knight's mouth, Mi Ji hurriedly treated the wound from the knight's accidental bite.

oh!It looks really painful!

Mi Ji raised his head and communicated with Yiermi through eyes: Can I stop having children?

Yier fans replied: You said you were going to give birth to a boy?

Momo.

"Hey! The head is coming out!" Lisa's surprised voice sounded, "Keep going!"

The knight stopped shouting for pain, closed his mouth and pursed his lips, held his breath again, the muscles in his body tensed, and he exerted force violently.

"The shoulders are coming out! It will be ready soon!" Lisa's voice came again.

Seeing the veins on the knight's forehead burst out, and the corners of his mouth bleeding again, Mi Ji felt a little sad, and hurriedly treated the wound he had bitten again.

In order to have a blood-linked family member, Xia Ke suppressed his jumpy personality and followed Lisa's instructions. In the past nine months, he has not messed up anywhere. He has not done any major sports except robbing the house. Nest in the villa waiting for the birth of the child.

If the other father of the child was here, would he feel remorse and feel ashamed for treating the knight like that when he saw the persistence and restraint of the knight in the past few months?

"Come out! Come out! It's a boy!" Lisa exclaimed.

"Wow!" A child's cry echoed in the courtyard.

"Show me!" The knight's voice was urgent.

Lisa cut the umbilical cord, tied a beautiful bow, and handed the baby to Miji.

Mi Ji carefully picked up the child and showed it to the knight.

"Apprentice, this child is more like you!" The knight's eyes wandered between Mi Ji and the child.

"How is it possible! Are you exhausted too much, and your eyes are blurred!" Mi Ji turned the child's face to himself, and looked at it carefully.

Well, what does this look like...

"Lisa, can I get up now?" He didn't care about the child's appearance any more, and the hero pretended to get up.

"Don't get up!" Lisa hurriedly stopped the knight's movements, "There is another one!"

"Oh!" God!

The second child was born smoothly, and fell to the ground in 3 minutes. It was a girl.

As for the appearance, Xia Ke's evaluation is that it still looks like a joke.

Looking at the two babies who looked very similar to him, he smiled wryly. It was true that these two children looked alike to him, and that was just a resemblance.But their looks are obviously the same as that of a certain naughty brat when they were young, okay?